Craigslist abominations

$28k for a 1999 2wd truck... 39k miles. Max lulz

I KNOW WHAT IVE GOT

>>15738847
You can't afford it

>Drivers seat is already coming apart
>In the first 39k

Flagged.

>>15738883
I've seen this posted off and on for the last month. My guess is he doesn't get it. Kbb has it at $9k tops.

>>15738793
If any thing its that 3 yard dump and all the hydraulics that inflate that turd.

A 1999 f250 4x4 swb with the 7.3 is a very valuable truck.

This is not.
But it is definitely worth at most like 18k

This guy likes to talk about real trucks...a lot! Nice backhanded comment..."if you're interestedoing in buying new trucks that will break don'tcontactme"

>>15738969
You obviouslydon't know real trucks.

Why does this upset people? If the retard wants to ask a gorillion dollars for his retardmobile, so what? He's not forcing anyone to buy it. He's just going to have the truck until Armageddon because someone with $28k is going to find a better deal.

>>15739139

The problem is that shitty ads like that just bump reasonable ads further down. Not many people will search "1999 f250" so they keep reposting and reposting.

>>15738793
This guy is off his rocker.

My dad bought a 2000 with 32k miles 7.3 Auto 4x4 with a 3 yard dump, and another set of wheels for 14k 8 years ago.

>>15738883
Work trucks, even with low miles still get used a lot.

The diesel we have at work is an 04' with 45k on it and the seats are trashed.

When you get in and out 100 times a day that's a lot of wear and tear.

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R8 this

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5734283144.html

>>15738793
Maybe I'm being stupid, but why even have a working vehicle like that when it hasn't done any work for seventeen years?

>>15739768
'Wife told me I have to sell it'/10

>>15739785
Triggered

>>15738883
It's a seat cover

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Where to start with this dumb old fuck

>Doesn't even have title. "Pay me & I'll find it, lol"
>Hasn't ran in 4 years, so who knows what could be wrong w it
>Interior pulled, so put it back together ya fucks
>Isn't even smart enough to know the year by looking in glovebox, on door badges or plug the VIN into a search
>Oh, you like that its a convertible? Well the top is fucked.
>Wants WAY too much for a 99 Camaro shit tier ride, esp one in this shape
>"Don't you dare fuckin text me! That way you have to call my old dumb ass so I can tell you how awesome a deal this is. I know what I got!"

>And the best, accidentally uploads wrong pic of him w some server whores

https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/5760712926.html

I swear I hate dealing w CL. Everybody is either retarded, scamming or MIA.

>>15739768
>muscle car
It's shit.

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Dude posted saying this has been in front of his house for about 6 months, 3 months ago he got it to start by jumping it, now it doesn't turn over. Dead bat?

Also, does this sound like someone selling an abandoned car? Legality on that one?

It looks like a 200$ Buick from here

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STILL FOR SALE LADS

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/5731307994.html

>>15738793
>p-please stop insulting me, it's a quality truck i swear
lmao

>>15738793
You think that's bad?

https://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/5750817134.html

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>>15741979
>or something sick

>>15742253
>Tyrone Bates

>>15741078
jesus fucking christ

>>15741078
it's off road all right

>>15739782
Of course it's done work, probably quite a bit. Lots of very short drives moving supplies around job sites. Not much in the way of highway driving that would run the odometer up, but that is a well used machine that could have a lot of wear on it

>>15741078
the absolute madman

>>15741078

How does this happen? What series of events possibly couldve lead to this result?

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http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/5737557902.html


>salvage titile

I KNOWS WHAT I GOT

https://buffalo.craigslist.org/cto/5753964982.html

brmp

>>15742906

>>15742435
>flood damage
>no interior pics


>>57k

i think i'll pass.

not really CL and not really abomination but holy boomer batman
.https://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/20188699

>comparable prices from $4-$12k

>>15740317
that is exactly how you'd imagine the kind of person who would write this ad to look like. its uncanny

>>15739768
Worth like 18k maybe?

>>15743958
nah, camaros are appreciating.

>>15740317
People with well kept shitboxes or otherwise normal cars tend to be pretty cool. It's enthusiasts that are usually big fat dicks about what they're selling in my experience

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>>15743948
Can't wait for the butt-blasted boomer response

>>15743984
nah m8, you see he specified that it has won several awards bro.

>>15739768
>non-original engine

>>15743996

Ah yes, the rare and illustrious awards at 'Car Shows.'

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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars/winnipeg/1966-ford-mustang/1192300291?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

>1966 coupe
>i6
>not restored
>$13,800

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>>15744216
>Would make a great car for some
>-Complete car

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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/winnipeg/1997-jeep-tj-suv-crossover/1187574678?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

The other pics are breddy gud

>>15744342
Stupid nigger wasted his money on the dumbest enhancements but couldn't be assed to get a spare tire.

>>15744268
I saw one identical to that for like 7k once

>>15743948
$1.5 million
"Financing... available for qualified buyers"

Too funny

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>>15744216

>>15744226
Who did you send this too

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>$175,000 in the truck
>was In a magazine
$50,000 in electronics

Http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/5750929617.html


I SHIT YOU KNOT KAORAL

>>15740317
Its only when your buying cars for less than (at least) two grand that people are shitty. And even then sometimes they're not horrible people to deal with, I bought my 600 dollar car from a guy who was plenty polite and patient. I think he just wanted to be rid of it though lol

>>15744746
F550 Excursion was not made by factory

>>15745015
No amount of taking F550 frames, shortening them and putting Excursion bodies on them in the world would cost $175,000. Hell, in the country of no inspections you could probably do all that shit for $5,000 plus donor vehicles.

>>15744746
the lift kit is 30000

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>>15744746

You could buy a cxt or something insane for way less than he wants.

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This one triggered me

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/5761741851.html

Its not even a 50th anniversary edition Z and he wants $11k

>>15741979
Why is he calling it a prerunner?

>>15738793
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nissan-Altima-2-5-S-/252454607190
They want $6k for a fucking base model 2005 Altima with a salvage title, 108000 miles missing two lug nuts.

What the fuck.

You could get this Altima V6 SE-R with a manual for only $500 more...
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nissan-Altima-4dr-Sedan-V6-Manual-3-5-SE-R-/182233771289

>>15744746
This is so bad I had to save it

There HAS to be a diagnosable mental illness with the poster of that ad

>>15742409
>southerner detected

Road salt aint nothing to fuck with

>>15745835
Even a 50th anniversary isnt worth 11k. A Shiro special in pristine condition is worth 11k at best

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>>15738793
>excellent condition
>those seats
>only 39k miles
>those seats

>>15739388
Your dad got the deal of the century 8 years ago then.

Truck in OP's post is worth 18k all day long

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/mcy/5759493542.html
>retarded stretch *and* hardtailed frame
>shit-tier flat black paint
>thumbnail pictures
>featured in the shittiest chopper magazine known to man

Yeah guys, this badly butchered CB750 is totally worth $7000

>>15746740
I always wonder how much those shitty bikes they made on american chopper will be worth once they start hitting c/l. Probable value=5k, asking price=250k.

>>15746740
>those picture

Is that first one a picture of a printed picture?

>>15746749
Probably just the value of the engines, which isn't saying much, since they usually used dodgy early Revtech powerplants. The shit-tier frames look retarded with springer/girder front ends, and springers are really the only way to mount a front wheel on a chopper without having to sweat over bending your front end and eating asphalt when you go over a minor bump. That's nothing to say of the stupid doodads on the bikes that lost their charm immediately after the cameras stopped rolling.

In all honesty, choppers are about looking cool, and not a whole lot else. But these stopped looking cool the second they rolled out of the shop.

>dump bed

its overpriced, but that thing was like $100k new

1987 Chevrolet Corvette MINT auctioning! - $1111111
http://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/5754775499.html

> makes listing in cl for and ebay listing without posting link.

>>15746868
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chevrolet-Corvette-Stock-/391545324829?forcerrptr=true&hash=item5b29eb851d:g:BEUAAOSwGtRXww9M&item=391545324829

fuck alphonse

>>15741078
I wanna see this thing going 70 down the highway

>>15738793
Am I just not getting americans or is this type of truck stupid?

When you need to haul so heavy stuff that you need a proper tipping truck bed, duallys, big diesel motor etc, wouldn't a cabover be better? The nose is just wasted space. On same length you could have much longer bed.

Is this because a pickup chassis is already available, ergo cheap?

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>>15744216
Holy Christ