What would /o/ do in this situation

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>>15734832
>What would /o/ do in this situation
Your mom
Or this
>>15734842

>>15734832
Slowly push through then have the dumbasses cited for attacking my vehicle.

Press the brake and push down the gas until the turbos spool up in my EcoBoost mustang then floor it

>>15734832
Drive super slow into them until they let go of each other and move

>>15734832
>be on motorcycle
>attempt to lanesplit
>deliver a falcon punch as I pass the outermost one.

>>15734832
join in

>>15734852
They're chained together, you'd drag them along and probably seriously injure them. Enjoy your prison time.

First I would get out of my car and put something over my plate.

Then I would drive through them at a slow yet brisk pace. Not fast enough to run anyone over but not slow enough to give them a chance to kick my car

>>15734832
>bring LRAD
>turn it on
Solved

>>15734867
he isnt a real human bean with fake plates and a racing helmet on

get off my /o/ you cuck

You guys are aware that you get arrested for attempted murder for hitting a pedestrian, right?
Even in bullshit scenarios like this, hitting someone still lands you jail time.

My grump levels would very on the cause, but honestly sitting it out wouldnt be that bad.

>>15734832
Stab myself then drive up yelling while
I call and ambulance to save me, sue the fucktards for endangering me

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Roll coal and make them even blacker and smole em outa the way

wait till they get tazed and pepper sprayed by the cops

drop a gear and kill some queers

>>15734879
Wtf is that picture

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Every single one of you would just sit there and wait, don't lie.

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"my brakes failed"

>>15734876
See
>>15734849
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/8/12/1411374/-Angry-driver-plows-into-protesters-on-I-70-police-file-charges-against-protesters-for-SUV-damage

>>15734832

Hit the train horn button and wait.

Turn car around get as close ad possible,put in neutral and make them breath exhaust fumes til they pass out.

>>15734876
You know it's illegal from them to be there right?

You can literally plow through them, say they jumped at you and you're free to go.

Anyone know the legality of installing an LRAD on a car or truck?

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>>15734832
You know the answer

I know why these people think stopping traffic will do something, I know they're retarded, but it's still infuriating

>>15734832
>casually get out of car
>casually open trunk lid
>casually grab philips screw driver
>casually remove license plate while obstructing its view
>casually put it in the trunk
>casually get back in car
>put it in gear ever so casually
>turn off the traction control with a casual tap with my finger
>push in the clutch; all casual
>bring the rpm's up to a not so casual 3,500 or so
>proceed to dump the clutch in a manner that is antithetical to the word casual
>drive through the 'Red Rover Red Rover send the BMW right over' line they thought they would casually make
>few days later casually call my insurance company and make a claim regarding hitting a dear

>>15734832
Drive around them. Look at all that open space on the side of the road.

>>15734905
GOD DAMN WHAT AN ANSWER BREH SO EDGY

i'd probably turn my car off aqnd join in because what the hell have i got to lose at this point??

>>15734915
Best answer. They are not a mile long, just 25feet or so, just drive around them

>>15734924
Any remaining dignity you have. And for what, to look like a complete retard?

There is no such thing as black oppression in the US.

Go around them because I have a lifted Evo

Get and yell KFC is going out of bin'ess they giving all dat chickens fo free!
Resume drive

>>15734915
This. Or just be going ham on some backroad like usual

>>15734832
fog horn. train horn, truck horn them till they are getting annoyed

>>15734876
It would be 100% legal to run them over, slow down until they run at you (they will) and drive to the nearest police station.

>>15734832
Inch forwards, lock doors, and push them out of the way.

Then get out of car and proceed with animal abuse.

>>15734937
oh it's blm? i thought it was natives

i like natives

i even like black people but blm sucks

>>15734902
>>15735009
Are you guys like 14? or just retarded? Good luck auguring that in court
If you strike someone with your car you're gonna get charged no matter what the scenario

>>15734832
I have a very bad taste in music.
I hope they like the beatles, because I have a 3,000 dollar install headed straight towards their ears.
And as soon as I see a gap I'm going.

>>15735042
Wrong. If they are obstructing a state highway, they are jaywalking which is illegal, kid

>>15735042
>start creeping forward
>protesters start banging on your car
>castle doctrine kicks the fuck in
>"I was afraid for my life and had to leave the area post-motherfucking-haste"
>no charges

do you live in a cuck state by any chance?

>>15735046
Vehicle manslaughter is still illegal dumbass
>>15735049
This is maybe an argument depending on who has the better lawyer

You guys are crazy why worry about car damage?

I say just chill until the cops get there. Might be like a half hour. Not too bad. The real problem is for the people in the back. They're gonna have to wait forever for traffic to speed back up. Hope they got gas.

>>15735067
audibly chuckled

>>15735058
>pay your buddy to wear a suit and list all the occasions where people got carjacked and beat up by protestors

$50 maybe, $150 if he has to rent the suit

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>>15734832
Don't worry, i got this shit.

>>15734867
So I could grab the second one from the end under the armpits and start dragging them out of a lane to let cars go through and there's nothing they can do to stop me?

>>15734832
Bang the engine against the rev limiter and dump the clutch.

>>15735045
>I'll blast the music of one of the most popular and influential bands of all time until they leave in disgust
Good luck with that, I guess.

>>15735085
not sure but that's probably assault

>>15735093
Maybe if they were white or Hispanic or any culture with appreciation for music.
In my experience they mostly just try to drown it out with their shitty one-off sub install

I would drive off the road and go around them. If there were more of them who tried to run in front of my car to stop me I would drive far enough to the side to outrun them, but then stop as soon as I pass them and let them catch up, then pull forward again right before they can get back in front of my car, and repeat until they give up. This is important because it would provide entertainment for the other stuck motorists and demoralize the protestors.

>>15734867
Someone j walks in front of you, it's illegal for them to do so, hit them with your car and they will get a ticket for it. It's not legal to block a highway, Fuck em

>>15734867
It'd be worth every second amigo

>>15735166
yeah you should try that. then wait. after all it's totally legal and you don't have to run away do you?

>>15734832
call the police, oh wait they arent doing shit

>>15735175
holy kek that's a great .webm

>>15735175

lmao this is want i like to see

>>15735098
They'll probably fight back feebly, so they're committing battery as well. And they instigated the event so they can't even claim that moral high ground.

>>15735181
>implying I live in a state where anyone gives a shit about black people
Commute is always free of minorities blocking my egress.

>If they run me down, I'll be splattered across the pavement but they might face legal recourse
>Seems like a reasonable risk to take

It's a game of chicken where only one of us has a car, they'll move.

>>15735196
They're allowed to defend themselves against someone assaulting them anon so that's not battery.
You can tell the court you thought you had the moral high ground though, I'm sure that will help.

Turn 360 degrees and drive away.

>>15735221
>360 degrees
you'd still be facing the same way dumbass

>>15735045
>beatles
>bad taste

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>Walk up with hand held train horn
>put on hearing protection
>place it directly in front of their face
>blare it
>laugh because they're chained together and can't actually do anything to stop me

>>15735200
Seems like you have nothing to worry about at all then, even better.
I'm sure you'll do just that and aren't just the hard cunt on your computer.

>>15735225

Does your car not go in reverse?

>>15735058

in every case of someone running over these blm faggots, the protesters were brought up on charges, not the driver.


get fucked.

what if someone was dying in the back of one of those cars and needed to go to the ER. i would run them over

>>15734909
>not having remote control license plate covers for just such an occasion

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/autos/exotic/007-motorized-license-plate-masks.asp

>>15735214
Looked it up, I think I'm fine:
>There can be no assault if the act does not produce a true apprehension of harm in the victim. There must be a reasonable fear of injury. The usual test applied is whether the act would induce such apprehension in the mind of a reasonable person.

If I walk up to someone and tell him that he's in my way and I'm not going to hurt him but I'll move him if he doesn't move himself, and then I move him without hurting him, do you think a reasonable person would be afraid of being injured?

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>>15734832

Ask Reginald Denny. If there's one thing the LA riots showed us, it's that protesters blocking a highway is attuned to being held against your will as a form of kidnapping, and could also be a PDS if they're seeking violence.


Ram them.

>>15734892
>Missouri

Red neck states don't count and you know that.

In the vast majority of the estates and also countries you would go to jail.

>>15735234
or you could just tell them the situation you aspie fuck

>>15735239
A reasonable person would move.

>>15735245
yeah because niggers have compassion right?

>>15735245
>excuse me fellas
>my significant other is currently dying in the back seat
>could you please stop blocking the road for no reason?

literally what is the point of doing this anyway?

>>15735245
They literally block ambulances going lights and sirens on a somewhat regular basis.

>>15735243
>states that still freedom don't count
ok

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>>15734905
ftfy

Load shotgun that's under back passenger seat. Drive threw cause I get road rage. If they attack me buckshot everywhere

>>15735225
>being this new
I thought summer was over

1-3 mph into them, the moment they start hitting my car floor it for fear of my life.

>>15735280
it was actually reverse bait. Youve been trolled!

>>15734832

I own a 400 dollar 1000mw 445nM blue laser pointer, that will burn an eyeball in a second, Ill probably start pointing it at them.

>>15735292

Dang it Anonymous, ya got me again!

It's legal to tear gas these faggots, right? (sorry motolads)

>>15734915
hell you ride the divider and the best the guy at the edge can do is stick his foot out to try and stop you.

>>15735302
>pull out your fancy laser pointer
>people see you then start laughing at your virginity

I would keep driving forward slowly until I get through the line without running anybody over.
They would obviously be kicking my car and throwing shit at it, but I don't really care it's a shitbox anyways.

REV UP MY ENGINE

There's some perfectly flat, short grassland next to the road. Would be a shame if someone discovered that you can drive cars on surfaces other than asphalt.

Also it would be much easier to drive through them if you kept right to the median because there's only one guy you need to push away and he's only anchored at one point.

>>15734832
The best part is that if you go up to them and spit in their faces and slap them they are chained together so they can't chase you.

>>15735409
ITS TIME

>>15735491
NOTHING PERSONEL KID

>>15735491
FOR THE

>>15735513
SCOTTY

>>15734832
Drive around on the right. The fuck is wrong with these people.

>>15735275
wonder who this guy's voting for

>>15735522
DILATION CRYSTAL PEPSI

>>15735093
>>15735045
>>15735226
/mu/ here, you all have shit taste

>>15735527
Gary Johnson maybe?

>>15734918
Go back to hugelol for the bread raids you fag

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>>15735533
>look at me I'm from /mu/

holy shit kys

>>15734832
The edgy teen in me wants to say drive as close as possible then lay on the horn and hope they either move out of the way or fuck with my car giving me the excuse to put my cars already shit bumper through the run one last time before replacing it.

But the adult in me screams that it would be too much hassle to be worth it, can always call work ahead and eat a sick day, hell maybe the boss is caught in the traffic too and he'll be more sympathetic.

>Get outta my car
>Take my clothes off
>Run naked naked at each of them
This time people are gonna run calling me gay and other cars start to move.
>Run fast to car
>Put on clothes
>Straighten up my tie
>Get in the car
>Drive off.

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>>15735565
>look at me I'm on /o/

holy shit kys

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>>15735585
>being this upset

>>15735585

>being on /o/

holy shit kys faget

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>>15735585
holy shit I finally get to use this, thanks man.

>>15735305
Motolads would just lane split by them

I know exactly where this picture was taken and I'm not surprised it was in Massachusetts.

>>15735098
>>15735196
>>15735214
>>15735239
Lawfag here. You people are retarded.

When you stopped next to them, opened your window and reached out to grab them, that would be an assault under common law if they believed you were about to harm them.

As soon as you grab them that would be a battery under common law.

As soon as they fought back, that would a battery from them against you.

However, it's unlikely that this would be a purely civil matter, and would instead follow whatever your country/states laws on assault are. I'm not from the US, but it's very likely to be an assault (including physical harm, if harm was caused) against them, and they would have the right to reasonably defend, and others would have the right to reasonably defend in the third person. Even if they were unreasonable in their defense, that would not be an excuse for you to walk away free, you would still be charged and they would be charged for exceeding what is reasonable as self defense.

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If you're stuck in traffic there's not much to do except

>put on your favorite music
>get comfy
>record dank webms

>>15734915
thats it. theres no way they would coordinate movement well enough to get in front of you.
better yet, coordinate with someone to go on the other side to further confuse them

>>15735848
I fucking love the MA Statie car colors

Caught a glimpse of a humvee painted with them once, looked real good

>>15735243
>missouri
>redneck
huh

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>>15735961
Just roll a few of these bad boys (armed with LRAD's) up to the protest line

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>>15734915
>they all run to the side to try and block you off
>everyone else can just drive past.

>>15734851
just saw your mustang thread m8

>>15734832
I'd do the thing where I pretend to pass out and faceplant on the horn steering wheel and slowly coast into them while the horn goes BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

>>15734867
that's why you get everyone to do it at once
can't put everyone in jail

>>15736035
kek

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If the gap between the cars and the protesters was a little larger you could blast best music and do some circular hektik skidz while waiting for the police to arrive.

>>15734832
>Call the police
>Watch the cops beat their shit
>Sue them
Freedom, fuck yeah

>>15735245
why should i care about people who don't care about me?

golden rule motherfucker

>>15734832
>Drive a toyota
OH NO UNINTENDED ACCELERATION STRIKES AGAIN

>>15736081
>ride the bus and spout shit that never happened

Why don't the police just drive the opposite way up an offramp with a paddy-wagon and arrest them all?
They are the police and the roads leading up to the niggers would be empty...


Or is it just another case of dem mayors being blatantly corrupt?

>>15735245
because the car with the dying person is 5 miles back in line you dumbass

>>15735245
>or you could just tell them the situation you aspie fuck
Provided you're at the front in the first place. And even in that instance these are dumb niggers who don't think beyond "ME ME ME, I'M SO OPPRESSED."

>>15735931
You guys need to see the vid for this. Kranky burns down Kandos.

That fuckin whine, man.

>>15735175
10/10

>>15734888
>where you/your car is likely to be in this situation, statistically speaking

>>15736083
>People on /o/ don't own a toyota
Are you retarded?

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>>15736122

>>15736196
>driving a shit no torque car

>>15735580
The only solution.

>>15736228
I had to use an /o/ meme-tier car, cmon

and you only need torque if you're planning to drive through them

>>15734832
Go to the right, select 4 wheel drive for average respect and drive over the grass around them. They would have to split the chain to stop me and the others could pass.

>>15736085
They are handcuffed together inside sewer pipe.
If the poilce try to walk them off they just go dead weight and then you need enough cops to carry 8 people chained together without breaking their arms.

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>bigass fucking empty field right there

In that sea of cars, there was not a single person with common sense.

>>15736398
thats a hefty ticket anon :^)

>>15734832
Push the middle one over really hard and watch them domino.

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>>15734832

I would just get out of my car and punch each and single one of them in the face, there's nothing they can do

Just continue driving in my lada while blasting Primo Victoria. The cops here don't give a shit

Take a sensible approach.
>Call boss
>Ask their opinion of BLM first
>Gauge the answer as to how then say they've caused me to not be able to get to work today
>"I know right, those guys are nuts! They've stopped the whole way into work!"
or
>"Well they've stopped me getting into work. Since you support them you understand there's no way I'm coming in"

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Welp, time to fullfill my role in this universe.

honestly, there are a few possibilities
if you are just gonna piss them off

park it in front of everything, windows down and then turn the music way up, preferably something normal people dont like. eurobeat really.

turn around, park ass up to them, leave engine running, and drown them in glorious V8 gases

maybe go outside with some food, eat it in front of them and look smug

if you have to go around, aim for the guy on the far side, as he is only attached to one guy, and he can move easily. a bigger car is better for intimidating, and but a sedan might work as well. go slowly. Don't stop, unless he goes under the car. make sure another car can get in behind, and if you are 4th in line or something, make sure you hit the treehugger with a car or lob some shit at him. cunts

>>15736495
THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL

Get closer slowly and eventually "bump" them

No harm done and they all probably disband

>>15734832
Aim for the white people they are the weakest link in chain

>>15736337
>without breaking their arms
who cares, they're resisting arrest, that clears the cops to use force. they should just tie one to the back of their cruser and pull them all off the road.

>>15735175
not as good without the audio

>polish man laughing like a maniac

>>15735058
Eh every case in which somebody plowed through protestors the driver has not been convicted, often they arnt even charged. A friend of mine ran over a teenager that was playing a game in the highway. Teenager was died, friend wasn't charged.

Just blast this if you're upfront, especially if it's BLM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHf2BBYY1do

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>pull down my windows
>blast EUROBEAT on full volume
>protesters start throwing up out of disgust
>gaps open up
>GAS GAS GAS
>lock eyes with them while sliding through

>>15734832
I have a defender, so either low range first and crawl over them or, more likely, just drive round on the verge

>>15735936
that gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside when he got thrown on the ground

Don't any of you guys carry non-lethal self-defense in your cars? Why not just pepper spray them then get volunteers to help drag them away? Assuming a different road — I'd just drive around them there.

>>15736950
Because that would be assault and battery you twit.

>drive up to guy in middle
>flip on my offroad lights
>500watts of hot as fuck bulbs blasting them in the face
>they're chained together so they can't strip
>their faces start to chap as their skin dries out
>they begin to overheat due to their coats
I bet they'd move after like five minutes of this.

>pull katana out from trunk
>aim between their arms
oh fuck if only I had a mask or something

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>>15734832
wish I had one of these strapped to my roof

>>15734888
i have a work truck i would drive on the grass around idc if it gets bumps or scratches, its a work truck

>>15735936

The only thing that could have made this better was if that faggot got RKO'd.

>get out car
>start acting crazy and talking to self
>walk around for a bit making sure all the protesters hear you talking to yourself
>bait one of them into hitting you if possible
>"whats that? kill them all?"
>walk back to car
>scream "KILL THEM ALL"
>mash clutch
>shift into gear
>mash gas
>release clutch

they'll move

if arrested just say you were scared for your life

ask this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCdGtPp1K9c

>>15736498

My boss would tell me to run them over.

Not to get to work earlier, but to get a nice bonus.

>>15734832
Buy a bike and keep it in the back. Just to drive through.

>>15735391
This made me laugh more than anything else in the thread.

Wait.

But if I'm just trying to solve the problem, the best solution would be to wrap a tow strap around the person at one end, then pull them off the road with a vehicle.

In the Netherlands, peds and bicyclists are basically legally immune. I'd love to plow through them, but I'd get my ass blasted in court.

Turn my car around.
Then dump the clutch at 7k and spray them with hot rubber, burning fuel and the sweet smell of 2 stroke while their eardrums burst from 110dB of rotary goodness.

>>15734832
go around.

if you're driving something like he cars in pic related, no reason to not go around

>>15737229
>peds and bicyclists are basically legally immune.
Maybe in your third world shithole. (inb4 you have less niggers atm)

Pedestrians are legally immune here only when acting as pedestrians.
Cyclists are treated as any other vehicle.


Those who commit suicide by car are not legally protected.

>>15735058
it doesn't count as vehicle manslaughter if the victim was on a highway, since they don't have priority and aren't even allowed to be there. it's the same reason as to why if i run someone over doing 60 mph in a highway i'll get away with it. there shouldn't be pedestrians in a highway in the first place.

>>15734879
Nice video

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>>15735580
>Run at the guy in the middle
>Start jacking off on him
>Nigger can't do shit but take it because his hands are tied

>>15734832
turn car around back up to line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg00FV9S6is

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>>15737271

>>15737226
or just fucking go around, you know, outside the road.

>>15734832
>lay on the horn
>put on sound isolation headset
>read a book

>>15734832
>Load up "big booty bitches" on my phone
>Crank volume on the stereo
>Get out of car
>Helicopter penis as fast as possible.

Release the brake.

>>15736507

at least you own the meme

>>15736524
>turn around, park ass up to them, leave engine running, and drown them in glorious V8 gases

I would do something in the vain of this but more of an annoyance. I have a straight piped MR2. Nobody would want to sit behind that at 6+k rpm for more than a few seconds. If you don't go deaf, you will be insanely annoyed by your body being vibrated apart.

>>15736776

Even so much as touching someone at .01mph with your car is considered vehicular battery

>>15735243
No, in the vast majority of states impeding traffic,in the interstate,is illegal and pedestrians ONLY have the right of way in crosswalks. In TX if you get hit in a road and you're not in a crosswalk then tough titties bruh.

https://youtu.be/TQ5191tqU00?t=58s

>>15734832
wait for some retard on a motorcycle to zip his way through the traffic and eventually crash into them, then laugh as they are arrested for injuring the poor motorcycle driver

>>15737346
Peds are legally forbidden from standing on the highway. They have no right to be there. Even if it could be argued that street laws apply on the highway, a majority of the time the protesters crowd around any car they see inching forward long before it reaches them, at which point the driver could argue his life was in danger. Stop being such a fucking cuck.

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>open all the windows
>volume 100%
>Toto - Africa

>>15737346
>pedestrian / innocents
>nigger on the freeway
... Not exactly the same thing, and the precedent has already been set that it's fine to drive through these faggots as long as you don't floor it from the getgo.
(You can still floor it if they start to hit your car and you perceive your windows as being hit because you have a reasonable fear for your life from lawless bandits)

>>15737285

Yeah great idea. Lets send thousands of cars through earth with some snow on it., what could go wrong? It's almost as if there's a reason why we drive on paved surfaces.

tl;dr - Mud, read up on it.

>>15734867
isn't it legal to just run them over?

Sit in my car in a seething rage and do nothing because I have a career that pays well and a a family to support.


This just proves the point that liberals are no job having babies and we need citizens united so people who work can be heard through campaign donations as much as these no job having leech on society fucks get heard.

>>15737411
>run them over?
If they refuse to move or deliberately make it so that they are run over, yes.

You are not permitted to (deliberately) drive over them and back up repeatedly (with intent to harm).

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>>15737428
>You are not permitted to (deliberately)

How would you even do this non-deliberately?

Really waiting to see someone run them over and see how the courts go on it. I think they can say they were in fear for their life and invoke right to retreat. Bet they would open a gofundme or something and get tons of angry white peoples money

>>15734832
hug the wall and slow edge forwards to the person on the end, they'll move

>>15734832
Don't worry, my cousin introduced me to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvSvRdf11lI

Also why are they blocking the road for in the picture?
I've been blocked in trafic before due to "protests" or "marches". Hell last month there was a shitty parade of pro-lifers with kids and strollers on the road. Would've perfomed a late-abortion on every single one of them.

>>15735020
Native here, thanks anon
<3

>>15737471

Not him but you bros are awwright. Your ancestors were actually fucked over by white people, BLM protestors are just insolent manchildren.

>>15736907
He's Hungarian

>>15734832
Just drive around them like holy shit it's just grass

>>15736056
Why is this fuzzy?

>>15737448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEzpVgAAZWk
They literally put themselves under your car.

Use your heads lads, it looks like the only people have their hands tied to each other

>Get out of car, lock it
>Attack the person furthest to the left with their hand taped to the line, with your fists not a gun/knife or something stupid
>He can't defend himself with one arm
>They all run over to help, can't do anything
>Drag Run into grass then push them over

>>15734842
Fpbp

>>15737513

That is called battery.

>>15737483
Yeah, my grandma actually went to a residential school in Canada
Those places were like concentration camp lite edition

>>15737519

Your less likely to get arrested for that then running over them, since they're all linked together you could easily kill one. Or you could just push them instead of punching them, that would still get everyone to run over.

That picture upsets me. Some people have to get to certain destinations that's why they drive, what are they exactly doing wrong that the protestots decide to block all the traffic? What have the drivers done wrong?
What a bunch of cunts desu

>>15737527

Yeah pushing would be alright, especially if it is in response to them shouting shit at you/throwing shit like they always do.

Punching and running them over will get you arrested unless they start attacking you for no reason unfortunately.

Assuming it's darker - I'd just put my full-beams on.

>>15737532

>I'd just put my full-beams on

Impressive thinking anon, that would be the best option

>>15734832
What's their fucking problem?

>>15737544

Assuming you're not being sarcastic - yeah I'd brake real close to one of them, then switch them lights on, after a few minutes some will probably fuck off and open up gaps.

>>15737483
>Your ancestors were actually fucked over by white people
True, but not the way you think.

Treaties were violated, and that is wrong. However most Indians that people dealt with were violent savages more than willing to kill innocents, women, and children. The vast vast majority (read: all of them) of mass indian graves are the result of indians killing entire populations of other indians.


97% of indians were dead from plague for about 200-300 years before westward expansion even began. The small pox blankets and indian genocide are complete memes on par with "slavery has had a lasting impact" and "merit based criteria is racist".

>>15737549

I'm not being sarcastic at all, that is a genuinely good idea. It's move of damage your eyes.

>>15734888
>implying my road rage isn't 12x worse than it should be and won't get me arrested/killed someday
>implying I wouldn't immediately notice they taped their fucking arms together and can't defend themselves
>implying I wouldn't walk up to the biggest fucking one and spit in his goddamn face before dumping any liquid I can possibly find in my car down the head and necks of every one of them I have enough liquid for
I may not be able to force them to get out of the way
But I am going to make their time blocking me fucking miserable

>>15737555

Ah ok, yeah.

And hopefully the others in the other lanes will follow suit - then it breaks the whole chain up.

Either that or I'd drive round the side since my car is AWD.

>>15735914
>that would be an assault under common law

Good Samaritan shield law. I was removing them from imminent danger of being run over by other pissed-off drivers. That has been used successfully by people preventing suicides by wrestling a weapon away from an uncooperative victim.

>>15737554

What I mean is that at least in the natives' case, there WAS some fuckery done by whites. Unlike how blacks thing we alone forcibly brought them from africa, when in actuality their own people sold them to us.

>>15737556

all that is battery, anon

>>15737556
Spitting is assault you mongoloid.
Just do the legal thing and slowly drive into them until they move or start hitting your car (where you then floor it for fear of your life).

>>15737575
>assault
*battery

my b

>>15736337
>you need enough cops to carry 8 people

8 cops. Big deal. You just drag them to the side of the road and zip tie their pipes to the guard rail so they can't walk back into traffic.

>second to last guy
>shove him to the ground
>the whole line topples to the floor like tethered dominoes
>run back to your car and drive around them before the authorities cite you for infringing upon their rights of peaceful assembly

>>15737586

peaceful assembly doesn't pertain to blocking highways, especially on foot.

>>15737509

hah, rekt

>Protest for whatever cause
>"Uh, lets be assholes and block the traffic, that will get us the sympathy we need!"

>>15737343
>straight piped MR2

yeah, this is gonna work better than an E39

anything more than straight pipes done to it btw?

>>15737574
>>15737575
What does shitting on the street three feet from them never breaking eye contact count as

>>15737599
You might get charged with some variant of public urination for being a nuisance, but would prolly get away with it because you are being illegally detained by terrorists.

>>15737599
Badass
Sing Erika, Panzerlied or even full Horst Wessel through the entire thing for extra points

>>15737597

Just straight pipe and CAI. Sounds like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS-X9W9X3t0

Tell me someone would want to sit behind that.

>put car in park
>Retrieve hacksaw from trunk
>Approach protestors
>Begin sawing through whatever they have over their arms
>Protestors arms are immobile, simply stay out of range of their kicks
>Complete cut
>Drive through hole

>>15737611
that's pretty neato actually. not that i want to sit behind it, but still.

oh, and just because you had one of those vids, i wondered what mine would sount without mufflers

https://youtu.be/i-8PrJKVacs?t=1m30s

now, make sure you only watch those 7 seconds with the exhaust, because the rest of the video is the cringiest shit i've seen this side of the ice age

>open all doors
>open all windows
>max volume
>lawn chair on the roof
>HEY ALL YOU CRAZY SHITPOSTERS OUT THERE, IT'S TIME AGAIN FOR THE WEEABOO POP POWER BLOCK! SIX HOURS OF YOUR FAVORITES IN J-POP, J-ROCK, EUROBEAT AND ALL YOUR FAVORITE WEEABOO SOUNDTRACKS, COMPLETELY NONSTOP AND COMMERCIAL FREE
>BIG SHOUT-OUT TO TODAY'S STUDIO GUESTS AND SPONSORS, THE CLINTON FOUNDATION I MEAN BLACK LIVES MATTER! LET'S KICK THIS SHIT OFF!

>>15737645

I'm not a bmw guy but unf they have some good sounding motors. You should pipe yours.

But yeah, the 4A-GE is one of the VERY few 4cyl that actually sound good piped.

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>>15734832
>get cellphone
>start video recording
>go to the police car
>tell policemen you'll run them over BECAUSE they're not doing their job of removing the protesters off the road FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY
>get into car
>start moving towards the protesters
dashcam master race here
>be prepared to stop right before they move towards you to stop you
>as soon as they touch your car, floor it
>sell story/videos to local/national TV stations

>>15737648

And then the entire crowd either runs away or dies.

>>15737638
DESU a pair of Bolt Cutters would probably be better in that scenario assuming they are chained up.

>>15737661
NEVER FORGET BASED RANGE ROVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INfElroIKO0

>>15737669
also how the fuck did desu get in that post

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>>15737671

>>15734842
>manual
Top cuck

>>15737655
before the turbos rolled in they were very good sounding. and while i am tempted, i don't think i will straight pipe mine though, i like the whole stealth aspect of it, rolling around with the big engine, and it doesn't look that much unlike a 150 or something HP 520i

and about doing it to 4 cylinders, it sucks in like 90% of cases. i grew up with these noises being shoved in my face on a pretty much daily basis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWLKtTAAJjs

>>15737638
Angle grinder. Put the fear of the death wheel god in them.

blieve it or not in Germany you have the right to push someone away with your car if he is blocking the road or a parking spot.

drive out to grassy area
attach winch to nearest protesters pipe thing
slowly reel them to the grassy area
watch as all the other motorists get back to their lives

>>15737673
Newfag

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>>15737682

W-why would you straight pipe a volvo...

I do still get some wholehearted keks though when I'm driving around and Civic kiddies try to out-noise me, I'm louder AND better sounding. And on top of that, my little 100hp gokart is faster than their (in their eyes) god machine VTEC mobiles. Here's mine if you want to see it, you've probably seen me shitposting in the MR2 and /osg/ threads.

>>15737673
Because you're a newfag that should go back where you came from. Those filters are to fix your people's cancerous dialect.

>>15737700
TbI-I f@m

>>15737673
cool story fám

>>15737698
a cute little thing that. i had the chance to drive one a year ago on a trackday and fucking hell it was fun. i think that one had a bit more power than original though. i have to say, on some small roads i really envy those small gokarts, i mean a big V8 is always fun, but no amount of engineering or power hide the fact it is an almost 4000lb car.

oh, and about "why would you do that to a volvo" part, the answer is simply Sweden. because they are abundant as fuck, costs absolutely nothing, pretty much don't die. So, if you are 18, just got your license, you buy yourself a beater 740, and set about doing the national sport: modifying (read: ricing) old volvos

>>15737722

I went from a cammed '73 350 swapped '82 Camaro to my MR2. I loved that Camaro but god damn there is nothing like throwing a sub-2400lb car through the twisties. The Camaro couldn't turn worth shit.

>>15737671
In my opinion, in that case, the driver was at fault (for rear ending the biker)
However, I don't know what happened before the video started (which might explain a lot)
What he (the driver) should have done was call the police (he apparently did it much later) and floor it ONLY when threatened (the first rear ending wasn't justified)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

>>15737779
>In my opinion, in that case, the driver was at fault (for rear ending the biker)
>surrounded by motorcycles
>can't move out of way
>motorcyclist deliberately brakes into suv
I'm not to sure about that...

>>15737779
>I don't know what happened before the video started
>What he (the driver) should have done was call the police

So something happens before the video which prompts the biker to brake check the SUV. So why didn't the biker just stand down and call the police instead?

One way or another, this started out as a dick-swinging contest. There is never any room for that on the public roads.

>>15737592
I know, it was a joke because our cucked state would probably look out for the guy blocking the road than look out for the fed up guy that steps out of the car and drags their ass off of the road, until a well paid lawyer steps in :/

>>15737453
its been known that gofundme will shut down shit like that because of "privilege" i think it happened to a cop that was almost killed from a thug, and he needed money for legal fees.

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>>15734832
you know the drill

>>15737391
>watermelon by affion crockett

>>15737779
lol

It was a biker's rally. They illegally closed down the highway without the cops. Along comes based Range Rover.

>bikers get mad.
>range ro kept driving normally.
>biker brake checks
>range ro hits him
>biker wants him to get out
>biker starts hitting his car
>range ro freaks out and peels off
>lynch mob pursuit

are you delusional?

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All we ask is to be alone...

>>15737320
Only one that's made me crack a smile all thread

>>15734892
>Black Lives matter protest
>Every protesters is white*

Fuck sakes people, get some fucking self respect.
If the nigs aren't gonna help themselves then they are worth saving.
*(except for a couple of token black guys, okay maybe like a third but still WTF? No black guy is ever gonna stand up for white peoples rights)

>>15734832
It's really not that difficult is it? Lock doors and drive at 25mph aiming at a gap between protectors, specifically the ones who look like pussies.

When they realize you're not going to stop they will jump out of the way, people want to live too badly. 25 mph is slow enough for them to get the fuck out of the way but to fast for them to do any real damage to your vehicle.

>>15734832
I would go around them using that nice patch of dirt on the side

>>15738063
>No black guy is ever gonna stand up for white peoples rights
How dare.

There are many fine negro gentlemen. Not every black is a nigger, you racist.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

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>>15738289

>>15738289
>>15738300
Sorry, thought I was in the twingo thread...

>>15734832
RIP an epic skid mate i'll cover those tar babies in shredded rubber!

Wtf I hate black lives now

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>>15734832
Just ride around them, what's the problem?
You're not going to die if you touch the grass

>>15737263
Courts tend to favor bicyclists a lot here in the US.

Bicycles shouldn't be allowed on the road.

>>15737597
The 540i has a pretty mean sound to it, I have one without a muffler atm

That being said, it's fairly bass-y and isn't obnoxious

Get out, let truck ghostride forward, after is passes the morons, jump back in

>>15734832
Shoot them with my truck gun obrez and roll coal for a smoke screen

>>15734832
I'd hop the curb and go around, fuck that mess.

Then as soon as I got home I'd start looking for jobs and a house/apartment somewhere that's less shit.

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Why don't the cops do anything? Fucking incompetent pigs.

>>15737648
fucking amazing

>>15737671
He actually killed the biker too

>>15737779
You're an idiot

>>15738383
>now

>>15734832
why are they in the road. some environment protest?

also I would just stop 30cm from them and lay on the horn.Then its a game of patience.

>>15737779
>ONLY when threatened

Dude even in my shitbox, if a bunch of angry black children start surrounding me on their manchild toys best believe im gonna swang all over their bodies and shattered plastic fairings

that video is sweet justice.

>>15736907
Where could I find the version with audio?

Either drive carefully off road around them if I was far behind
Or
Creep slowly into them. People are more likely to make a snap decision that getting hit will be worth it if you are going at speed, but if you are slowly threatening to hurt them in a prolonged and painful way then they will have time to think that its not worth it.

>>15738669
It's a Black Lives Matter protest. They're shutting down the highway because the police shot and killed a black man. It makes perfect sense and if you don't agree then you're a racist shitlord.

>>15734851
Planning to take them out with shrapnel?

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>>15738699

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>>15738699
Sublime kek

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>>15738697
It's like these counterproductive niggers want everyone else to hate niggers even more.

>>15735974
Presumably you have to roll them because as domestics they are broken again.

>>15738697
this is so bizarre. and why is the cop not doing shit about this. people need to be places.

lets assume some cops in america have powertrips.
then where are these powertripping cops when humans needs to be removed from the roadway.
Couldn't any cop just walk up, suddenly flinch and shout she's got a weapon.then draw on them and force them to surrender.

inb4
>powertripping cops are stuck in traffic

>>15737671
What did they expect? The guy to stop and get out to fight?
What a bunch of utter retards.

No way anyone would convict the RR guy for doing what he did.
Fuck bikers

>>15738699
Ecoboost 'B'TFO

>>15738903
It's a national media spectacle once those protests reach the point where they're shutting down freeways, the cops are under strict orders to not do anything that could be considered aggressive or using excessive force. They're basically not allowed to do anything but stand there and watch at this point.

Things have gotten really weird in the US over the past few years, I don't like the direction we're heading in.

>>15738980
Get ready for a Trump'in

>>15735525
>Drive around on the right.

This, assuming that there's room.

But there's one lone broad standing on the shoulder whose job it probably is to throw herself in front of anyone who tries to sneak around. And the cops are blocking the shoulder. No cops are pepper spraying the protest line, so it's probably a case where some local politicians are sympathetic to the cause and allowing this to happen.

>>15739004
I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen and even if he does win I don't have much faith that he'll fix all of our problems like he says he will.

>>15737710
He is the chosen one

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Why haven`t you niggerproofed your car yet, /o/?

>>15738699
The first funny piece of anti-ford banter i've seen on /o/ in a while

>>15739019
If he only broke promises then it would be a great 4 years.
I'd be more worried about everyone being fucked up because he's not fit for the position.

>>15734877
This is brilliant. Have a (You)

>>15738928
>>15737779

BTW

"A total of 15 people were arrested, 55 motorcycles were confiscated, and 69 summonses were issued in connection with the September 29 event. Eleven bikers were convicted in connection with the attack.[45][46][47][48]
Police have stated that they do not plan to file charges against Alexian Lien (Range Ro driver)."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Stuntz_gang_assault

In short, if there's a mob on your ass, wait until they attack you before gunning it.

Be sure to pull over and call the cops and let them know what's up. Won't even get indicted.

>>15739041
For real. Nov 9th is coming up. There will be mass riots when Trump wins. Remember to stock up on water, arm yourself, and if your car is nice, hide it in storage somewhere.

>>15739041
Aus pls send roo bumpers

>>15734893
yeah that's what i'm thinking
how much is a train horn anyway

>>15739588
You'll need to rig up an air compressor + tank for it.

Here's a complete setup for $200. Not sure how good it is though, reviews are mixed.

https://www.amazon.com/MPC-M1-3-Trumpet-Train-System/dp/B00AA1KL8K

>>15738633
Unless I'm mistaken (at work so didn't click), biker just got paralyzed. He didn't die

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>>15734832
COOL VIBRATIONS

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>15734832
>get out of my car
>remove license plate
>get back in car
>fried chicken on the road

>>15735235

We transporter now.

>>15739352

You'd be surprised, actually. There has been a lot of talk about the black community supporting Republicans this year since some of them are starting to wake up to the fact that Dems have been victimizing them forever to gain their vote.

The riots would consist of wetbacks, Latinos, and libtards. Several assassination attempt would ensue and the country would have a mental breakdown.

>>15735391
Won't be laughing when they're blind.

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imagining plowing over all those nigs in one of these is giving me a stiffy

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>>15741028

>>15735914
You're a lawfag and you still think this is about local and state statutes versus weaponized niggers being set loose to terrorize Americans?

They're all breaking the law by obstructing a road like that and the police are doing NOTHING... what makes you think anyone's going to care about anything besides who's left standing?

>>15741043
Actually harder to hit them with one of those, they could duck down and just pass harmlessly under the body. Looks like a man can stand up past the front bumper and just duck a little bit to clear the differential.

with the Oshkosh there's no way they could do that, but I'm sure some dumb nig would try it and I'd have to hose blood off the transfer case and oil pan afterwards.

>>15741058
>they lay down under it
>drive just past them
>release 20 tons of dirt on top of them burying them alive

I'd get up close and blast my Hella Supertones at em and flash high beams