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>be me
>driving to school in the morning
>get on main road, begin to acclerate
>50 feet on, see a woman walking her dogs on the opposite of the road
>sees me coming and puts her arms up in a frustrated manner
>flips me off as I drive past

This happens every morning I drive past her without exception. I'm on my side of the road and I'm not driving at an excessive speed (~40mph) so I'm convinced the only solution is to have fun with it. What can I do to maximize her anger?
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>>15719249

Buy some dog treats and toss them near the dogs on the road as you drive past.
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louder exhaust famalam
Crazy loud BOV
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>>15719249
Give her the finger every morning.
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>>15719262
Kek that's pretty funny, actually. Although I live in a pretty rural area so the "main" road as I'm putting it still hardly gets any traffic.

>>15719287
lel, I already do now.
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>>15719249
Follow her for her entire morning walk every day. Blasting euro beats optional.
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>>15719249
Just look like your havinga good time and smile at her
that really tends to piss people off
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>>15719306
lol, I gotta get to class man, otherwise I might turn around and make another pass for gigs

>>15719309
Thanks anon, that's good advice. It'll probably make me feel better too
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>>15719328
Just smile and wave at her, kill them with kindness
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>>15719328
Figure out where she lives and park in front of her house after school for a half hour or so. She will either call the cops or stop flipping you off.
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>>15719431
but what if she calls the cops?
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>>15719473
Probably nothing if you play your cards right they might end up thinking she is crazy.
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Once had this, it's just because they hear you accelerating and that is obviously a bad thing

Solution, slow to 5mph, then smash it (ideally hitting rev limiter) to the speed limit
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>>15719249
try hitting her dog with your car. that would probably make her pretty mad.
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>>15719473
Better idea.
Next time it happens stop and nicely ask what the issue is. Then every time she tries to answer rev it. Wash rinse repeat.
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OP here. In the spirit of faggotry I decided to see if she was out walking in the evening, since I figure if you walk your dogs in the morning, it would make sense to walk em at night. Turns out my intuition was correct, and after doing a couple passes to make sure it was her, I stopped and found out what the fuck her problem was. Turns out I was going 2fast, so I said I'd try and slow down when I was getting on that road. So there you have it. Hopefully I'll remember.

Thanks for all your advice though, if I didn't live so close to the place where the incident happens I'd probably be more inclined to try these out, since I'd likely never see her more than in passing.

I guess QTDDTOT thread now or whatever.
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>>15720349
best answer /thread
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