ANON, YOU WILL TO SELL YOUR [insert dream shitbox here] AND GET

things my wife will never say for $100

Sorry, but my 1993 Buick Century is pretty important to me.

>>15711404
>implying theyre my kids
Okay bye bye

Buy Ford flex and rice it

>>15711404

I'll call Tyrone and ask for his opinion. They are his kids anyways.

I make enough money to afford multiple vehicles

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Looks like my wife got played like a fiddle

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here's your bus pass hoe see you later alligator.

>>15711404
Gf wouldn't say this because crown vids have plenty of space

>>15711518

OCTA is easily the shittiest public transport system on the planet. Uber is worth more than the price premium on time you save alone.

And this is why I am a proud MGTOW. No snake cunt trying to control my life.

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>>15711404
There were warning signs before this. Shouldn't have married a bitch. It's never too late to tell her to fuck off.

>>15711404
For one, I would never marry a bitch that ugly or a bitch that bitchy. Two, my waif would already know it was pointless to mention it to begin with.

>>15711404
It's been nice knowing you. Tell the kids I said 'hello'

>>15711404
>white people
>women
>ever


thank fuck i'm never getting married or having kids

>>15711404
Id laugh in my girlfriends face if she said something like this

My dream shitbox is a mini van though

>tfw no Delica

>>15711404
There's a Previa for sale on Craigslist for $200. If we buy that, I can manual V8 swap it for $500 in an afternoon, and then we'll have a useful car for cheap enough that we don't have to sell anything.

>>15711526

>Crown vic
>Girlfriend

>>15711404
I-I'm sorry Stacy, I'll get a minivan. Whatever it takes to make you and Tyrone's kids happy.

>>15711404
>falling for the wife/gf meme

>Dream car is RX7 FD
>If I get one it'll not be a loan, will be something I build up and restore myself
>Take out small auto loan for some kind of econo hatchback or sedan
Problemo solvedu

>>15711404
"Easy there babe, that's why my crew cab truck seats 6. There's even room for the dogs on the bed."
>Your move OP

>>15711404
Bitch we have $5M and 3 empty garage spaces. Get a minivan IDGAF.

>>15711419
nothing wrong with setting the bar low anon

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Bitch pls

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>>15712008
But why

>>15711999
kek'd

Some guy in my neighborhood has a 'jdm' Honda minivan. Not going to lie the wheels are pretty cool and it's got tons of features. Looks comfy to drive also. He said something about a turbo but I'm not sure if he's just a bullshitter.

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>>15712026
why not

>>15712026
Because it's """"""""different"""""""" and if you don't like it you're a hater. It's like hipsters aged a bit, got jobs and started buying and ruining cars.

>>15712008
>>15712037
gas yourself

>>15712046
Hey, it's better for them to ruin minivans than ruin actual cars

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>>15712046
why do you get triggered over what other people do to their cars

>>15712055
gas yourself

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>>15712062
its just a vehicle anon

>>15712081
rent auschwitz for a day and gas yourself

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>>15712089
go to San Francisco and put some love in your heart

>>15711404
Joke's on her
I already have a minivan

>>15712099
no thanks
I am not a faggot stancefag

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>>15712135
nah just a loveless faggot most likely

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the kids will fit just fine in the sedan

>>15712172
>loveless faggot

doubt it, I am not an stancefaggot that lacked parental attention

go ahead tho, keep showing everyone who much of an attention whore you are, faggot

>>15711404
>divorce

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>>15712186
hopefully

your focus sure doesnt

>>15712201
>implying I care

love me or hate me I still got your attention

>>15712238
whatever I can do to help an attention deprived child like you, faggot :^9

I'm sorry mommy did not love you

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>>15712250
thanks anon

youre not so bad after all

>>15711404
Why does she remind me of that chick from Homeland?

>>15712278
>not so bad

shame such thing cannot be said about your taste

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>>15711404
Troop Carrier, Van, Potayto-Potahto.

>>15712238
what do you do when you hit a speedbump?

>>15711404
I'm friends with a mortician. Her body will never be found.

>>15711404
>ANON, YOU WILL TO SELL YOUR 89 300Z WITH TWINTURBO, RADIAL SLICKS, AND DANK PAINT SCHEME AND GET A MINIVAN TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE KIDS OR ELSE I'M LEAVING YOU! IT'S JUST A CAR, WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT YOUR FAMILY OR YOUR CAR?

The car obviously.

>>15711404
Five series has plenty of room for kids, if they have friends with them I'll toss the fuckers in the trunk.

>>15711404
>dream car is woodywagon
my car is already perfect, screw you mom

>>15712062
answer the question faget