Who has the fastest car on /o/ and why is it me?

Who has the ugliest car on /o/ and why is it me?

>>15702081
>Audi
Fast for 10 seconds until it blows up maybe.

>>15702081
It isn't you.

>>15702081
I'm waiting for someone to someone post a Firebird, Camaro or Vette. Those things would completely destroy your hopped up overengineered shitbox.
Hell, anything with an LS in it would destroy it.

Was stuck behind an Audi RS7 I couldn't seem to catch for about an boy in freeway traffic today. I think he saw me trying to dodge through traffic and got an idea that I wanted to see how it looked from the front. When I finally got beside him, a spoiler popped out of the trunk and it blew my fucking doors off. Pretty impressed, now that I'm seeing the specs online.

>>15702115
I think my Subie would beat it desu

>>15702120
>an boy

What?

*an hour

Autowrong does it again

>>15702115
385bhp of european twin turbo V6 fury and you think a boomerbox (((sports))) car would take me? Get real.

>>15702115
>Firebird, Camaro or Vette
baka desu

My 6 cylinder car from 1990 would push that fat Audi wagon's shit in

>>15702228
>385bhp
Child's play. An LS will make 400 easily, and that's without even thinking about forced induction.

>>15702228

Are you retarded? I own a 1979 with like 200 at the crank, and while that has no hope in hell of beating you a simple $800 turbo on an automatic 1990-96 firebird or camaro will kick your shit in harder than you could ever imagine. Easy 500 at the crank on stock bottom end.

>under 400HP
>>>>fastest car on /o/

Yeah no.

>>15702115
>>15702238
>>15702247
What Amerifat's don't realise is that their fat V8's have stupidly long gears which makes them slow as fuck considering how much power they have on paper.

A B5 RS4 would absolutely walk a 1/4 mile against a C5 Vette.

>>15702081
Who's the worst driver on /o/ and why is it me?

>>15702266
Show me a drag race between a stock B5 RS4 and a stock C5 Vette, where the Vette gets completely destroyed by the Audi.
Go on, I'll wait.

>>15702266
>3,500 lbs
>385hp
lmao

>1/4 mile
LMFAO

>>15702273
You'll be waiting a hell of a long time because the B5 RS4 never came to the US, and the Vette is rare as shin Europe.

>>15702266
Yeah, in the snow.

The long gears are made up for with big torque, and the gears aren't that long! In 6th on a 3.73 rear a camaro will run 3500 rpm at highway speed.

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>>15702081
> a FUCKING WAGON

>>15702283
Something similarly fast, then. Shouldn't be too hard to find the Audi beating supercars if it can supposedly beat a Corvette in a straight line.

>>15702273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZZPb6Urh8

The S4 has 150bhp less than the RS4, the driver botches the start and the first to second gear change, still almost beats the Vette.

An RS4 would have utterly annihilated it.

>>15702081
Nice car,
Have you considered getting it in a different color? Perhaps one that doesn't make your car look like a giant lemon skittle?

>>15702081
I'm pretty sure there's newer Corvettes, 911 Turbos, and built modded GTRs/Evos owned by people on /o/. Hell isn't there a Camaro Z/28 owned by someone on /o/? And a bunch of Americans have 400-500hp newer Camaro/5.0 Mustangs that'd definitely go faster

Nice RS4 though OP. I want one but I'm in America. They're still $20k Euros apparently in Germany/Italy.

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>>15702081

bring it, fuckboy

atleast mine's moderately reliable, comfortable and sounds good.

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>>15702266
I'm down to put it to the test. Hell it might.

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>>15702081
bring it on fggt

>'no'

>>15702228
calvin wan has a 310hp fd. FDs weight only around 2800lbs so it probably beats your shitbox

>>15702682
Define "moderately", I'm genuinely interested in those

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>>15703498
He means they require a $5000-$10000 engine out timing chain service every 50,000 miles.

Not an exaggeration.

It's not you OP, it's that australian anon with the stupid r33 GTR.

Last thread i was in he was showing us dyno numbers on low boost of over 800kw at the wheels, he's running meth injection now, carbon fibre panels to shave off a shit ton of weight...

Seriously, that cunt has some retarded cash to burn.

>>15703647
>800kw at the wheels
Weak.

>>15703649
Seconding the r33 anon.

800kw is his STREET tune.

The madman is running 800kw on the street and if you're not shitting bricks at how crazy that is, you're a busrider.

>>15703655
A car with a big turbo that makes 1000bhp for 20 milliseconds at a given RPM isn't particularly impressive.

>>15703655
my car is making 3000hp btw

>>15703670
Actually it is. If you stuck around in one of his threads you would see it's not a big single turbo build.

Not my car, but he has some sort of custom aftermarket sequential setup going on.

>>15703680
Sure, got dyno sheets mr top fuel dragster?

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>>15703683
>has no proofs for his tales
>asks me for proofs

>>15702264
>79
>right after oil crisis and the beginning of malaise era

Yeah it can do better,the only thing holding it back is you

>>15702324
>not wanting to be special snowflake

>>15702081
dude, i've seen some pretty fast cars with bread on hood, including some covettes, mustangs, a ferrari and a 911 turbo

>>15702273
then show me a track day and watch the audi crash on turn 1

>>15703689
lurk more, i've seen his posts to.

>>15702289
It's faster than your rice burner, tho.

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>>15702081
Hahahaha hahahaha no!

>>15702266
>What Amerifat's don't realise is that their fat V8's have stupidly long gears which makes them slow as fuck considering how much power they have on paper.
>car has stupid amounts of torque
>anon thinks short gears are the solution

>>15702269
becuase only two people post on /o/, youre one of them and I'm dagumi

>>15702318
>clearly heavily modified S4 that's waay faster than a stock RS4
>hurr clearly RS4 would have walked it
Are you clinically retarded?

The stock B5 S4 was a 14 second car back in the day. People were running low 13's in stock C4 6spds with the LT4 and it's not uncommon to see LS1 f-bodies in the low 13s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKn7lylFQB8

>tfw a RS4 can't even beat a Trabant

>>15702264
>muh gears
American cars are meant for the 1/4 mile you goob. Get the fuck out of my face.

>>15702266
>A B5 RS4 would absolutely walk a 1/4 mile against a C5 Vette.

http://www.motortrend.com/cars/chevrolet/corvette/2002/2002-chevrolet-corvette-z06/
>C5 Corvette
>0-60 4.0s
>1/4 mile in 12.4s

http://www.zeperfs.com/en/fiche63-audi-rs4.htm
>B5 RS4
>0-60 in 4.9s
>1/4 mile in 13.4s

Go be BTFO somewhere else, faggot.

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>>15703646
Literally an exaggeration

>>15706590
lol stay mad audifag

>>15706590
He wouldn't even smoke a base c5, which does the quarter right round 13s.

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>>15703646

Its around 100k actually.

lots of cars in audizine who've gone over 160k without changing them

Mine had a couple of annoying taillight electrical gremlins caused by some seals in the headlights but that was quickly and cheaply fixed and it didnt show any other problems.

>>15702682
They're miles more reilable than the B5 S4.

I've had the car throw tantrums at me a couple times over the years but its always gotten me home safe. (blew powersteering line)

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>>15704029
>no proofs
>l-lurk more!

>>15702581
I have a z28. It's an 81 though so I don't think you meant me.

There was also an anon with a viper gts trying to make it faster by taking out the passenger seat.

>>15702682
>S4
>challenging superior RS4

Chuckle