At what speed does a person have to go to not survive in a car crash?

>>15681555
I once died in a crash going 15km/h so it's at least that low

>>15681555

Mach 3.7

>>15681566
Ha ha
Yes, that was a fake laugh, you jerk.

>>15681555
That depends if your the one driving or the one being struck

>>15681574
Lets say I will be the one driving and the other object a wall

>>15681555
Depends how fast you are going, the angle you where struck and your safety equipment.

>>15681580
Then the wall will be OK at any speed under 80

>>15681555
100 km/h no seatbelt

most likely near instant death

>>15681593
About 60-70km/h direct contact, no seatbelt

>>15681600
I'm not sure my volvo will be able to reach that quickly

>>15681599
What about the driver?

I need a speed that will be instant death

>>15681614
a tree is fine too

>>15681655
How much speed would a crowd of people stop?

you could be going 0mph and get hit by a SUV driving 90mph and you'll probably be kill

>>15681580
>>15681614
>asking /o/ how to an hero

>>15681623
>a speed that will be instant death

Just floor it for about a minute.

God Speed.

Tomorrow, lithuania, GPT+2 at about 14:00, red volvo s40 I

>>15681690
Why tho?

>>15681690

You won't die in a Volvo. The wall will.

Trade it for something weak.

>>15681705
That's what I'm worried about

>>15681690
If you're gonna do it, do it into like a sculpture in a big city hall or something. Become an hero.

>>15681727
Not enough space for my car to exhilarate that much

>>15681555
>blast Eurobeat
>go on mountain road
>die

>>15681749
Lithuania, no mountains.

>>15681752
What part?

>>15681766
Kaunas
I think I'll blast islamic music

>>15681777
How strict is highway patrol? You might be able to pick up speed on the 85 or 262.

i once died during warp speed so id say around there

>>15681786
I wouldn't stop, they're not strict anyway

>>15681813
Can't you ride the E262 into town square at like 100 mph?

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>>15681822
Forgot pic.

>>15681829
Too many traffic stops

>>15681830
Thoughts on drowning? Or crash only?

Well if you are driving a Chevette its >unsafe at any speed

>>15681850
Crash, I want it to be quick. If i had an extra 100 euros, I'd just buy a gun
I'll be playing this on full volume
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

>>15681850
He'll never make it to valhalla by drowning you pussy

>>15681830
How about going the wrong way down a divided highway at full throttle and seeing how long you last? hitting a truck at any speed going the opposite way will kill you and if you're going fast too it will be instant.

>>15681863
any last words?

>>15681829
>hang rope around neck to the rear U join that closes the back boot
>run with boot open
>no seatbelt 70km/h into a wall
>either die from impact, decapitation or neck breaking

>>15681872
I never asked for this

>>15681869
Sounds difficut, I just want it fast

>>15681886
yeah it will be kinda hard to get on at all.
goodbye anon, hope to see you made it to valhalla on the news tomorrow.

Take a fuck ton on pain killers (contact local drug dealer), wait until you JUST feel them kicking in and then floor your car off the side of a cliff/bridge/whatever

If you take enough pills to make you pass out then make sure you land in water so you'll drown while unconscious

>>15681886
wanna trade your volvo for a peugeot 206? it should crash better and also i need a new car

>>15681690
Eastern euro bro

Why don't you go out doing something cool like trying to assassinate Putin, or at least venting the frustrations of our people on our oppressive neighbors? Maybe go fight Russians in Ukraine?

That's why you have no will to live, the spirit of your ancestors doesn't burn inside you, you don't feel like you're part of a whole.

If you do end up killing yourself I'm blaming communism. Either way friendo, I'll see you on the other side.

>>15681902
I'd rather die than drive a peugeot

>>15681614
>Trying to die in a car accident
Using a goddamn volvo


Also OP please don't kill yourself

>>15681896
See you in vallhala, at least there I won't be disabled

>>15681909
you're gonna die anyways, so i don't see the problem

I'm going to take my last sleep
I seriously hope there's no afterlife.

Before you do write a note saying you did it for Isis

Fuck it I'm going to do it right now

FUCK

I pussied out at the last moment and the cops took my car. I need a new plan /o/

>>15682006
Not me

>>15681998
will keep eye on the news, make it flashy

>>15682016
Should have used a trip desu

>>15682006
Go ask /k/ how to build a home made gun

>>15681555
Watch the It's Always Sunny episode of when Mac and Charlie Die

>>15682006
that was an eventful minute and a half.

I was ran off the road by a semi while doing 70 and drove into a barrier. I didn't survive.

>>15682111
This is definitely OP. He delivard and is not a fag today.

>>15681665
Depends on the amount of people, how close together they are, and the speed of the car

I crashed into a tree at 60mph and walked away. So drive at least double that.

>>15681733
Don't get paralyzed

Drive at any speed you want, just have a handgun in the car.

bump in case op delivers

godspeed you magnificent faggot

>>15681614
:(

>>15681614
Buy a sport bike and WOT on the interstate with no gear

>>15681678
Better than asking /k/
Fuck off suicidal fags, we don't want you to become another anti gun statistic

I woke up on from my sleep
Now it will all matter if my stocks went down and I'm bankrupt or they went up

Don't do it OP move to the US and come live with me. I'll show you freedom

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>>15681941

>>15684065
I'm not a homo

>>15684072
Neither am i. I just don't want you to die m8

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>>15681941

>>15681623
>I need a speed that will be instant death
Not possible, even /k/ says that if you shoot yourself in the head it takes a while to die.

>>15684094
I'm not the OP m8

>>15684094
I won't kill myself if all of my life's savings don't go down when the stock market opens

>>15681614
Trying to kill themselves, in a car crash, in a volvo.

stop. or switch cars, a scenario comparative to yours is the cause of mt. st. helen's erupting because the retard driving was in a volvo.

>>15684119
I know, fuck, why are volvos such good cars

>>15681906
>Putin
>not Merkel

She is literally in the baltics right now

>>15684122
i bet you use a nokia phone, too.

>>15683924
>op
>delivering
hownew.ru

Go 130 mph into a brick wall

60 mph wont kill you, will just fail and leave you damaged physically and you dont want that

>>15684129
No I use a samsung s5

>>15684130
I will deliver if in 7 minutes all of my money is gone

If you can livestream it.

>>15684134
>not donating your money to stickerbro so he can continue to make your br/o/s sick animu stickers
Selfish fuck to be honest

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Richards, D.C., 2010. Relationship between speed and risk of fatal injury: pedestrians and car occupants.

Stock's suedzucker if you are wondering buy it right now very low

>>15684181
Are both cars travelling at the stayed speed?

I had a friend who intentionally decapitated himself via car crash. It was sad for us but for him it seemed to get the job done.

>>15684212
How did he do it?

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>>15684099

/k/ here, can confirm.

>>15684214
It happened 10 years ago. It still hurts and I wish he were still around. All his friends miss him.

I'm not going to tell you how.

>>15684239
Wow faggot, maybe you should kill yourself the same way he did it.

>>15684204
That is possible. As long as there is speed difference of Detla-v (mph)

Depends what you hit. A tree will kill you head on even at 50km/h.

Another car not so much. Flipping at 150km/h should do it though.

>>15684299
Autistic cunt

>>15681614
But anon, you can't die in a volvo :(

>>15681555
In answer to OP's question seriously, Ill go ahead.

First, anon, rethink at first. Do you really want to end it all? Just remember theres nothing but black after, and you can't return. And in ANY predicament, there is a way out. Don't be afraid to push yourself to success. And think of the many things you can do in your life, even the small things that make you happy.

But if you want to end it all, make sure you have an older vehicle (90's), and if newer than 2005, you may survive. Try to hit your top speed on a long country road, and smack into the forest on a turn. You won't survive hitting a tree at 100-120mph. If you have a convertible, but some steel cable and at night tie it across a country road just above your windshield. Then, drive 60-100 mph with your head above the windshield so you can decapitate yourself.

In all seriousness, a good way to bring your mind away from heavy, suicidal-causing thoughts is cutting. In a fit of rage/sadness, you'll be able to give a few cuts, which will release endorphins and calm you down. I cut my thighs when the stress makes me want to end it all, so I wont end up looking like an attention whore.

if you're gonna kill yourself just buy the cheapest car you can buy in lithuania, for example a soviet shitbox
then just put a pipe from exhaust to mouth, you'll be dead in seconds if it's 2-stroke

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well op
seems to me like you don't want to make it look intentional so that you don't hurt the feelings of the people you're leaving behind
if that is the case,try doing something good for them,to try and make things a bit easier,something for them to remember you with

and keep in mind that in some religions,if you commit suicide you're going straight to hell,even if you're an atheist or don't believe in the afterlife
i hope i'm not too late

>>15681906
>>15684127
>an /o/tist becomes the next Gavrilo Princip and starts world war 3

>>15681555
Greater than 45. I committed insurance fraud back in January as I hated my daily.

>For a few months I was trying to figure out how to crash my DD
>/o/ was against ghost riding and said I had to partake in the accident
>Eventually worked out a scheme that involved crashing into a deer then a tree/ditch to total the truck
>One night I just cruised up and down back roads looking for meadow niggers
>Finally found one in the middle of the road
>I was doing 40-45 and I floored it into her
>After collision I swerved off the road into a small group of popple trees
>What I didn't see was the fucking oak tree that stopped the truck instantly
>Adrenaline like no other, I got out of my truck
>Took my helmet off and put it away in the toolbox
>Called the 5-0 and then called my insurance company
>They came out next day and declared it a loss
>$5,500 for a truck worth maybe 1,500
>The 350 knocked, the 4l60e slipped, rear end made a terrible noise
>I was satisfied with the end result
>Had bruises from the seatbelt and a couple scratches on my arm from the collision

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>>15681555
Depends on what you're crashing into.

>>15685781
Thats some slick shit anon

>>15685781
you're a fucking faggot, I'll tell you that

>>15681555
its not how fast your going but how fast you slow down. anyway 1079252848kph will certainly kill you

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>>15681555
Just get a motorcycle. They cost almost nothing to get into (2k for a decent 250, obviously no need for gear although you might want leather just to avoid road rash when you do crash). Literally any accident with a car can be fatal on a motorcycle especially at highway speeds. Worst case scenario your survival instincts kick in and you enjoy the new skill/hobby you gained.

I know you won't though because you only want temporary attention, something that takes prior planning with no-backsies like a motorcycle crosses the line of your revenge fantasy. Just move out of the basement and learn to be a decent human being nigger

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>>15685781
>Meadow Niggers

>>15684239
faggot I dont care about your latent homosexual feelings I just wanna hear how he decapitated himself

Love how this places pushes ppl to an hero, then everybody be like no man dont do it, reasons to libe etc...

Pathetic.
Are u prolife or proded? Decide 4chan. Decide.