>pickup truck >it can't pick up trucks seriously?

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>>15670903
>3 series
>theres more than 3
for real?

>>15670903
It means to take the things from point A - B. And yeah, you are an idiot.

>station wagon
>it can't station wagons

>Cadillac
>It lacks cattle

huh... well okay

>>15670903
>station wagon
>no wagon
>no station
fo sho ma nigga?

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>corvette
>handles like a boat

pretty nice

>>15670903
>Dodge neon
>absolutely no neon when stock

>convertible
>doesn't convert things

>>15670994
But it converts from a car with a roof to a car without one.....

>shooting brake
>nothing breaks
>no one gets shot

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

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>>15670986

>Dodge charger
>can't charge my phone without adapter

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>4runner
>can run more then 4 times
wtf

>>15670903
>4chan
>you spend how much time here? seriously?

>Antilock brakes
>They don't open locks

what the fuck

>>15671004
>brake=break
We're you dropped on your head as an infant?

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>Dodge Ram
>cant dodge while ramming

>ford mustang
>not a horse

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>vista cruiser
>you can literally cruise the vistas

>Dodge Caliber
>can't be shot out of a gun

>Toyota
>Too big to be a toy

wew lad

>>15671027
>Colt Python
>not a horse snake

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>>15670986
kek

>>15670926
>>station wagon
>>railroad refuses to stop passenger train when i park it beside the tracks

come the fuck on

>Coupe
>Only holds a few chickens

fucc

>>15670926
>station wagon
>wasn't used to ride the oregon trail

what a misnomer

>>15671004
>shooting brake
>not a Brembo assembly with a shotgun

I mean come on

>>15670903
>/o/'s year
>not winning the cup

>crossover
>I'm not even playing basketball
Really?

>>15671003
But it's still a car

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>subaru forester
>doesn't come with a lumberjack

wtf

>nissan hardbody
>drive it and im still soft and flabby

>>15671484
That would be the deforestor, no?

>>15671023
> we're

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>Toyota HiLux
>not very high, not a lot of luxury

> Prerunner
> Doesn't jog anywhere

> Jeep liberty
> Isn't free

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>Ford Cougar
Doesn't prowl the night hunting young men

>>15671012
LOL

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>>15670903
> Yard sale
> not selling yards

Seriously?

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>Pontiac firebird
>no fireplace for cooking birds

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>Mercedes 4matic
>doesn't have a 4 gear automatic transmission

>Dodge Challenger
>is fat and handles like a cruise ship

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>Renault Clio Williams
>Not actually owned by William
why

>Kenwood speakers
>Isn't actually Ken Block speaking in the woods

>>15673260
kek

>>15670941
Lel

>>15671484
But they are usually bought by lumberjack looking fucks

Except they are vegan vaping tublurfags who wear plad and work boots
They're more likely to chain themselves to a tree then cut one

>>15670903
>ecoboost
>is actually economical boost

Wait wat

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>>15670903
>Rolls Royce Phantom
>Royce isn't Rolling on a Phantom because he's scared of seeing them at night.

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>>15672853

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>Porsche 911
>predicting 9/11 since 1963

>>15673342
why is the pic fully green?

>>15673346
>tfw no peugeot 901