Coupe Utility Cancer

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>>15645192
Pic of concept

For when the soccer moms what to be "safe" but have a sports car.

To let your kids know to get their own car when they're tall enough or have a miserable time getting driven around. Gezz

>>15645592
>Land Rover
>Jeep
>Minivan
C'mon. Even a Dodge Calibre is better looking than a BWM X4.

>>15645768
You mean let the Chinese kids with new-money parents know that...
However, I'd much rather sit in the back of a BWN X6 than a normal limousine. They're comfy, smooth, and all abouts. Just not worth driving or looking at, IMO.

>>15645192
>>15645202
I'd drive it and laugh at you in your cheap Corolla

>>15645192
>Can anyone explain to me why an SUV is shaped like this or why anyone thinks it is a good idea to put a spoiler on an SUV?

Reduces drag, improves efficiency.

>>15645790
The Caliber isn't a Bimmer that Soccer moms wants.

>>15645192
>No X-Series in Europe
What the fuck are you talking about? When I lived in Paris a guy down the street from me had an X6M. I saw X5s somewhat frequently.

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>>15645192
I don't think you understand what a coupe utility is. Pic related.

>>15645856
Not OP. But I'd take a V6 turbo corolla in manual over an X6 any day. On a drag race, I'd win, too.

>>15645876
It's an SUV. Remember when aerocaps were a thing for pickups? Fuck they were horrid.
It's an SUV for god's sake. Buy a hatchback if you want something more fuel efficient. Though, perhaps the Europeans can't see it from the US point of view. Hmm?

>>15645901
What I meant was it's a "sports utility" coupe-styled vehicle.

>>15645888
Audi A5 hatchback.

>>15645891
Oh fuck. I almost forgot about the X5s and their governmental usage. Let's put it this way: they're nowhere near as common as they are in NA.

>>15645192
what up senpai

>>15645919
>Buy a hatchback if you want something more fuel efficient.

Or I could buy an SUV with a sloped roof and a spoiler.

>>15645919
Who sells you your crack, get him on the phone asap

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Designed to be mediocre at everything

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>>15645943
Or you could buy a volkswagon jetta hatchback with a lift kit ^__^

>>15645931
>Audi A5 Hatchback
>Hatchback
Remember these are marketed towards soccer moms who thinks a SUV will make her safer in an accident than a car.

>>15646114
Hmmm.. yeah, you're right on that one.
Are they safer though? Like how trucks are apparently safer due to the weight distribution during loss of control collisions.

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>>15645192
It's nothing new.
pic related

>>15646170
Two doors actually make it look sexy.

>>15645856
>I'd drive it and laugh at you in your cheap Corolla
For the same price you could make a real mean Corolla.

Or you could just get a regular 4 Series.

>>15645192
If you compare the X6 and the GLE, the GLE does better at literally everything. Check up the videos. I would actually buy the GLE diesel if I had the money.
The GLA is certainly the smallest.

>>15645919
>V6 turbo corolla
When did Corolla release a V6?

>>15645876
I presume it also stop the rear end lifting at high speed so your wife's son's mother doesn't spin off and crash, like the early audi TTs

>>15645192
>Can anyone explain to me why an SUV is shaped like this or why anyone thinks it is a good idea to put a spoiler on an SUV?
women.
It's the only answer. They're the only ones stupid enough to buy BS like that.

>>15645192
I think the older X6 looks good but it's form over function for me. They are heavier, have more drag, require larger tires for aesthetic reasons and are wasteful in all departments. But people like how they look and some people like the high seating position. It seems that in general this is a better car "format" for an average joe who isn't into cars (an SUV). Sporty SUV is just a prettier version.

Automotive cancer basically

>>15645919
hahha m8 you'd get absolutely towled by an X6M, even if a V6 Corolla existed

>>15645192
>No wonder they don't have the X-series in Europe
What? These things sell like hotcakes here.

>>15647233
>>15646990
>implying one would ever race with a stock engine corolla or civic