Boomers

Why do boomers.. love to type... using ellipsis...?

>>15624089
I found a two tone white-gray Benz W126 560SE with 600,000 miles, every single body panel with dents in it, the grille smashed in in a number of places, the paint peeling and cracking off the car, along with tears and rips in the leather, and a missing trim piece for $6,500 in front of a wealthy-looking house once.

>"Meticulously owned! I take car of my cars!"
Yeah, fuckin' sure you do, pal. Hope you continue collecting those social security checks, because you're not gonna make a dime selling that piece of shit.

>>15624124
They don't understand the concept of communicating via technology. They type as though they're actually speaking, complete with ... deliberate pauses

>>15624089
>Car is only for sale to a museum... or Chrysler historical collection...
I don't understand, does he think a museum will contact him through craigslist?

And lol at a car from 1985 costing $17k. I mean, it's a nice car, but it's an emissions strangled shitbox that only appeals to people who like boxy boats.

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JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU PEOPLE STOP ASKING ME ABOUT THE PICKUP IN MY YARD ALL THE TIME, I'M NOT SELLING, THIS THING IS GOING TO GET RESTORED SOMEDAY

And when the dick finally drops dead it'll be a pile of rust.

>>15624089
>>15624124
>>15624130
Bunch of stupid fucking millenials in this thread...that car in the OP is a classic. Do you children not understand that those cars are NOT being made anymore? And more and more are dying. If the fellow in the ad is telling the truth about everything he said then that car is easily that price. Stupid kids on the internet dont know good shit even if it were to slap them in the face. Stick to your shitty Hondas lazy cunts.

>>15624144
It wasn't even a boat anymore at that time. The '80s Chrysler luxury cars were barely bigger than European luxury cars.

>>15624154

>Boomer detected

Hi Dad, nice to see you finally get comfortable with a computer

>>15624161
> Implying using a computer is hard
You kids try to act so smug for the simplest shit. You guys complete the simplest of tasks and want a pat on the back and post on the facebook about your GLORIOUS feats, as if you accomplished something grand. Well back then we would work our asses off younger than anyone now a days and we'd never get a pat on the back, or seek some form of assurance or assurance, because we could actually get shit done that needed to be done

>>15624172
The second assurance was supposed to be "attention" sorry. My point still stands

>>15624172
Grandpa, Are you gonna tell us the story about the glory days before black men could legally marry white women?

>>15624178
You mean negros?

>>15624178
Who gives a shit about that. In the good old days i just remember everyone being goddamn more appreciative of what they got. And people actually working hard and knowing what they're worth. Now we just have pokemon go sheep that cant go more than an hour without some form social media. Its pathetic. Back then if we wanted to socialize we'd go outside. Me and my boys used to hang out at the local diner and always have a blast. Chit chatting and such. Now you can't do any of that, shame..

>>15624172
You lazy fucks don't know anything about work. When I was 8 I was working in the steel mill, had to walk to work in the snow uphill both ways. I ate bread cut with sawdust.
When I was 16 I went off to fight Japs in the Pacific. I was storming Okinawa before your daddy had squirted you out of his nut sack.
You're lucky the greatest generation paved the way for you hippy shits.

>>15624192
> implying anything you just said is hard
Okay grandpa. War isn't that damn bad, bunch of babies

>>15624197
> Getting cucked in Vietnam

>>15624154
>that car is easily that price.
No it isn't.
http://www.nadaguides.com/Classic-Cars/1985/Chrysler/Fifth-Avenue/4-Door-Sedan/Values

>>15624204
Except OPs link is a limited edition car faggot.

>>15624158
When I say people who love boxy boats, I'm including myself. I guess it's not as big as a 70 Impala but it's still a huge car to most people

The size isn't even the biggest issue. Cars from the 80s don't have the reliability of cars from 2000s+ or the simplicity of cars from the 60s and earlier, it's a shit tier era. Even then I'd drive the shit out of that car but not for anything near $17k

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>>15624192
>uphill both ways

>>15624210
which means absolute shit. There's nothing special about it. it's just a Fifth Avenue with a rare option. Fifth Avenues are worth absolute shit, regardless of options. No one wants them. Just because it's older than dirt doesn't mean it's worth anything.
Example: I have a friend who bought a running 1966 Plymouth Valiant. For a dollar.

I like the Fifth Avenue. but it isn't worth shit.

>>15624172

>Back then

When a bar of Snickers cost only a nickel and gas was 3 cents a gallon?

>>15624202

>Getting cucked in any war

>Car is only for sale to a museum... or Chrysler historical collection...

You'd think he would have been able to contact a lot of these and throw them a great offer

>>15624303

That, or he could be full of complete and utter shit.

>>15624089
>odometer is 900k
Oh wow.
Also how can you tell that its a boomer and not some dumbass millenial who inherited it?

>>15624651
The way its written. Millennials grew up with computers, so they feel no need to type retarded pauses in their descriptions.
>>15624124
>>15624130

>>15624744
England does America
>Boomer Edition
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1941-Ford-Deluxe-Coupe-Hot-Rod-Rat-Rod-Logo-Patina-Project-/322220658975?hash=item4b05d9111f:g:qMUAAOSwHoFXqFt~

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>>15624089
Sent a screenshot of the NADA pricing too

>>15624153
If you want some fun we just had an LPG thread about your typical boomer trying to pass off a 70s mustang at his dealership, it was exceptionally fucked and he was trying to get $20k for it, will be in the archives

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>>15624827
>I'll trade you my PS2

>>15624902
Still waiting for a reply

I might text the same offer to gs400goy for his Toyota IS250

>>15624192
>When I was 16 I went off to fight Japs in the Pacific
Do you know what a boomer is, ironic shitposting Anon?

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Just sent this out, hopefully he accepts.

atleast that's in good condition
here, have this
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/north-plympton/cars-vans-utes/1977-valiant-drifter-panel-van-v8-4-speed/1116378179

http://westernmass.craigslist.org/cto/5690622319.html
This thing is the same condition, less miles, but without the all important "sunroof" option.
$2,295

>>15624154
Fag

>>15624190
Maybe you're just old

>>15625084

Top snek

>>15625113
>>15624089
I've always wanted to take a Diplomat, Gran Fury, or 5th Avenue and drop a 340 crate engine with an aftermarket EFI conversion in it.
http://www.moparonlineperformance.com/product-p/p5153526.htm

>>15625164
That, and taking a 560SEL and dropping an engine from a more modern AMG or an E23 745i and putting in an S85 V10.

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>>15625185
well, thats just lewd

>>15624089
>http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cto/5728349704.html

>New York

that's par for the course

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>Go to GF's house for something to munch on(her pussy LOL!!!!!)
>her dad is home
>Old fat fuck electrical worker union fuck
>Drives a beat to shit dodge caravan that's more rust than steel
>Starts shittalking my 240sx because it's "jap crap"
>chassis is cleaner than his daughter's pussy
>His daughter's pussy is very clean btw
>Just stare at him going "Yeah uh huh" as he relates his nam stories about how charlie was obviously out to get some linecook, and how nissan is obviously Vietnamese
>Keeps talking about his old V6 autotragic camaro turd gen like it was some sort of fucking spaceship
>have to sit through this shit for nearly an hour before my gf finally decides to go out for dinner
She was like a zombie movie victim later that night. She just laid back and got eaten.

>>15625084
10/10

>>15626082
You know eating pussy is beta as fuck right?
it'd actually be less gay to fuck a guys ass

>>15626082
I have no idea what you're trying to achieve with that awkward fapfic, but here's your (you).

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>>15626105

>>15624172
0/10 bait.
And I just want a living wage after working in the hot ass sun for 40 hours a week.

>>15626143
>calls post bait
>proceeds to bite on it
shig

>>15624154
Nice troll... opening up with ellipsis as you did... Well played sir.

>>15625013
Someone born after the war you dumb motherfucker

>>15624303
My thoughts exactly. Mfw already offending prospective buyers. Dumbasses

>>15624190
>implying people aren't working 3 jobs just to pay bills after your generation fucked everything up for us.
>implying people aren't working towards degrees while working to put themselves through school
>implying all you need is a high school degree or GED to land a job that will provide for you right out of highschool until the day you die.

Idk what people you're talking about, but maybe if you didn't raise such shitty kids who went off and had thier own shitty kids you wouldn't project so hard on an entire generation (one that dwarfs yours btw)

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>>15624192
Thank u for ur service

>>15626160
I like bait anon.

>>15626177
This
Also jobs for life don't exist anymore, and company pensions will not provide enough to retire on unless you pay in so much you can't afford to live, or work till you're 75.

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>>15624089
>the car is negotiable
>listed at $17,500
>but remember...I want at least...$17,000...for the...car

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15624089
>>15624089
>I'm only willing to negotiate less than 3%

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>>15624153

>>15624192
Bah!
When I were a lad, it were 50 miles to schoo every day, uphill, in the snow, both ways. We barely had time to get home and eat our supper of gravel and get beaten by our father's belt before we had to turn around and go back again. We didn't have time for work; we were too poor to afford shoes, so we went barefoot. In the snow. If you were lucky, the ice stopped your feet from bleeding on the broken glass the school used for floors.

>>15626082
kys beta weeb

>>15626269
I killed her pussy, does that count??

>>15624089
>1985 Chrysler Fifth Avenue - $17500
>The car is negotiable . .. let's talk... but remember I want at least $17,000.
what a retarded nigger.

>>15624153
This lack of rationality has always amazed me. Then by the time the fucking idiot drops dead, the family or estate holders have the rusted piles of shit hauled to a junk yard anyway.

>>15624130
its not a matter of typing how one speaks...i think it has more to do with fluency...they take so long to input their thoughts into the computer...that you end up with a string of semi-related thoughts...instead of a coherent dialogue like in a conversation or writing a letter....

L.O.L GOD BLESS

>>15624154
>b8

>>15624872
Link to thread pls

>>15626177
this this this this

>>15626494
>>15598353

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>>15626476
This is exactly how my dad types except he uses fucking commas and it looks completely retarded.

i.e.
>Going to look at a car today, had one like it when I was young so hoping this one isn't a shitbox!

becomes
>good afternoon.,,,, going to look at a car today,,,,, had one like it when yong,, lots of good memories,,,, w/ luck this one will b good and not garbage like the usual, god bless and lord watch over,,,,,,, george
>p.s. linda i never got your last message?? phone might be working wrogn,,, [Editor's note: phone is working fine] please resent, interested in how the baby made out,,,, geo

HE RAN A FUCKING AIRCRAFT COMPANY

HE SPOKE FOUR DIFFERENT LANGUAGES FLUENTLY DEALING WITH CLIENTS AROUND THE FUCKING WORLD

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU END UP TYPING LIKE SUCH A RETARD

>>15626660
Because your family and he doesn't have to impress you

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>Boomers deal with analog and mechanical everything for 50 fucking years
>Buttons on coffee maker that say "Min" and "Hr" somehow confuses and enrages them

>>15626246
that's a clean ass shell that's being restored.

it hasn't been sitting long at all.

>>15626680
He isn't even writing to me, that's an example of his Facebook postings (of which I don't even have one, I just see it when he inevitably fucks up his computer and I have to fix it).

>>15626101
It's not gay if it's rape

>>15626727
No. Then it's marriage

>>15624172
>> Implying using a computer is hard
if it isn't then why have there been such a smaller presence of normies and niggers on the internet until smart phones became the norm?

>>15626560
is there an archive of these threads?

>>15626082
>anon trying to pretend to 4chan he has a gf

>>15626840
http://82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales%20From%20The%20Dealership.pdf

>>15626912
you the real MVP anon

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>>15624089
>i know what i got

I think it has to do with old people not being up to date with technology, in the past you could almost name your price if you had something rare and you knew someone wanted, because there was less choice (or seemingly so - without the internet and ease of access to the whole countries car sales)

being able to see every single car for sale while sitting at home has really created a true value for products, such as cars, while most logical people will look online and see what the current rate of X car is, old people dont use the internet and instead say what they think it's worth, and if you disagree they think they're old/wise enough to think it's just part of the bargaining process and so they just sit on their price without considering what you say because (old people know best and young punks cant tell them what to do)

>>15624210
My dog ate some of my kids crayons. The next day his shit was multicolored. It was a limited edition shit. I didn't save it because although very rare with only a production run of 7 turds it was still just shit.

>>15627009
No boomers watch mecum auto auctions and many many auto restoration reality tv shows that's plaster these insane car prices. There's also a classic classfields magazine called Haggerty that has been around for a while. It is because of technology (mostly in the form of cable tv) that boomers came up with these prices.

>>15627203
Hagerty and shit like that is actually realistic, but boomers are retarded and don't realize that $100k 1969 Corvette has an L89 package and went through a $70k ground-up restoration to make it factory correct.

Mr. Boomer's 1969 Corvette with the Edelbrock crate engine and automatic transmission and rat piss interior is not worth $90k.

Also, the guy from OP's post hasn't emailed me back about trading his Chrysler for my Civic and PS2. That has to be the best offer he has gotten for it so far.

>>15624089
Reminds me of my uncle.

He has the last fiero ever made. Yes, that's right, THE LAST FIERO EVER MADE!

He worked at the gm plant that made them, and he bought it brand new, drove it home, and parked it in his garage. It's been sitting on blocks in there, ever since.

He seriously thinks it's worth a cool million.

>>15626912
Thanks, br/o/

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>>15624089
https://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto/5732396571.html

Posted this in a Craigslist thread. I can almost guarantee this is a boomer. I've seen some stupid prices on these 87-93 mustangs, but this one blew my mind.


>25,000 for a car from 1988

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>>15627282
>1978 Mustang
>One of only 130 cars made that year with gold paint, automatic trans, factory V6, automatic trans, and green interior.
>ONLY 130 OF THESE CARS MADE!!!
>SUPER RARE!!!
>$62,500 FIRM
>NO LOWBALLERS
>NO TIRE KICKERS
>NO JOYRIDERS
>I KNOW WHAT I GOT

>>15624089
>Why do they overprice everything?

in anticipation of getting ripped for their social security benefits,

>>15627319
>>15627317
>Mustang-mind

>>15627319

I guess the difference is my uncle would never actually sell his last fiero ever made, He really thinks it's priceless. One time he said, "I'd sell my damn wife before I sell my Fiero!"

Just for guestimate purposes, he lowballs it at a million.

>>15627343
And it brings him pleasure owning this car that he, if I understand correctly, never drives?

>>15627359

Yeah...I guess. I'm sure the car is mechanically dead, Like i said it's sat in his garage since the 80s.

He's actually bought a lot of cars and never drove them. He had a mint condition 1968 cadillac in his garage that he drove home from the dealership, never drove, and just let it sit there and rot and became a home for skunks. Several other classic cars around his lot he bought new that rotted away.

His last fiero ever made though....that thing is fucking special, he keeps that in his garage, buried under a pile of christmas decorations, so it stays cherry.

>>15627343
>There is actually some GM factory worker out there thinking he's sitting on a million dollar Fiero.

I can't even imaging the retarded logic going through his mind when he dreamed up this shit. I wonder if we're going to experience the same shit with Pokemon cards in 30 years.

>Rare non-foil Raticate
>No low ballers
>I know what I got
>4k

>>15627371
Damn, too bad I sold all mine for $20 or some shit when I was like 11

>>15627370
Holy shit, he's fucking insane. Why do they like taking these cars and letting them rot? Constantly, it's:
>20 original miles
>rotted shell filled with mice

I've never understood people that would take running vehicles and just park them in a field for 20 years or a barn. What kind of fucking world did these faggots live in.

>>15627379
You fucked up m8. My Pogs are my retirement plan. I'm so confident I've completely forgone any actual retirement investing.

>>15624190
>In the good old days i just remember everyone being goddamn more appreciative of what they got.
Subtle.

>>15627396
>Pogs
Kek, I through those out a long time ago.

Time will tell if that shit is worth anything though. It could end up like baseball cards where everbody hangs onto them because they are a collectible but nobody gives a shit about them anymore so the demand isn't even there.

>>15624210
people getting cucked into believing something limited edition by some faggot on craigslist

>>15624210
See >>15627319

>>15627371

Actually, I'm finding out he's even more insane than I thought, as doing a 5 minute google search has told me that the last Fiero was made in the Pontiac MI plant, not the plant he worked at.

>>15624089
Wantagh long island.... lol probably stole

>>15627471
Maybe it was the last Fiero produced at his plant but not the actual last one. It would be even more hilarious if this entire time he thought he had the truly last one but instead just the last of production for his plant.

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>>15627471
>>15627596
pretty sure the Fiero was only built in Pontiac, MI

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>>15627609
>inb4 his urge to ruin another new vehicle took over and he just bought one from a lot and concocted some story to justify it

>>15624089
>bran new
>negotiable, but I still want $17k
Functionally retarded.

>>15627596

More than likely what happened.

I guess in fairness, the very last Fiero that was ever made probably isn't any more valuable than the last one made at his plant. So what the fuck ever.

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>boomer has 1970 C10 for sale
>go and look at it
>he is asking 8k and it's in really nice, original shape, agree on $7000
>not a spot of rust, brand new rebuild on engine
>says that more young guys need to get into vehicles, throws in a second set of wheels / tires, 2 boxes of parts and box rails

>join boomer car club
>they all help me finish the truck with great advice and parts resources
>hire one for two weekends to swap in a 4 speed overdrive and it goes great

I've had nothing but positive experiences with boomers.

>>15627681
You're a fucking minority.

>>15624089
I bought my KLR650 motorcycle from some yuppie Mormon boomer guy. It was a piece of shit, yet oddly well maintained. He wanted something lighter (a WR250r) for nastier off-roading. Whatever, old man.

Sold it to me for a song, like underbid everyone in town selling similar bikes by 20%. I didn't even try to lowball him. I have a motorcycle parking sticker that never expires for some main Mormon temple in Utah on the windscreen still, he thought it was a funny bonus.

Most boomers from the Yankee states can fucking die though, I agree.

>>15627681
>>15627859
The only cool boomers ive met were rednecks.

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>>15625084

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>>15624089
Got a reply. Disappointed. I think he just wants tire kickers to come so he can brag about how clean this POS is.

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>>15628092
>not realizing that car is most likely owned by some old mobster
you gonna get whacked nigga

>>15624154
>car is not being made anymore
so is a 2013 Toyota Carolla

>>15626246
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

>>15624089
millennials are worse than boomers.

>>15624153
>going to restore it
>leaves it sitting in a yard covered with weeds
if you want to be taken seriously put it in a shed

>>15624089
Every wrx in my area no matter how fucked is over 20k because ricers in nc are shit.

>>15627371
Um i see one of my old jap pokemon cards goes for 2-7k here depending on where i look.
>>15627396
This sounds like what my dads plan for my inheritance is. My entire inheritance is baseball cards and his car upon his death.
Best part he thinks the card will at least be up to 30k.

>>15627389
It's because these retards don't understand that the worst thing you can do for any car is let it sit. They think it'll be just as fine as when it was parked. It's why you see so many "ran when parked" in overpriced Boomer craigslist ads.

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>>15625084
He replied, this time the ellipsis is half commas and half periods. It was sent on the tablet his daughter made him get.

>>15628092
I got a better one then you, I guess I hit all the right spots

Dubs gets to pick what I say back, I guess.

>>15624089
this will be /o/ in 20 years with AE86s and 90s jap cars

>>15629692
This is /o/ now, there's some guy in SF who wants $12.5k for a gutted 86 with a shit ton of miles, and he quotes Initial D in the description.
He's been trying to sell it for almost a year.

>>15629673
>Dubs gets to pick what I say back, I guess.
I'll trade him $2, a pink paper clip, and a copy of Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

>>15629673
I think I might change the rules a bit, if one is really good but not dubs, I'll use it.

>>15626476
This is actually much more plausible than my theory, nice analysis anon

>>15628412
>mobster in a Chrysler
Maybe a Cadillac or Lincoln. Those old Lincolns with the air suspension, now that's a gangsta car. My friend's extra-Sicilian scary grandpa had one of those back in the day.

>>15629673
Boomers don't know what a PS2 is, I fucked up there.
>+$20k cash
Jesus.

I still think he doesn't want to sell it from the responses. Like his wife said she wants it gone so he at least listed it, but he mostly just wants people to call and come check out the car so he can tell them stories about how good American cars were back in the good ol' days. Empty nesters get lonely and his wife just doesn't understand what a great car this is.

>>15629673
>>15629787
>tfw off by one
Seriously, send him an email just asking about the history of the car. He will spend all afternoon writing a 10 page email to you and probably scan some old pics of him and his wife with the car and he will enjoy every minute of it.

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>>15629793
Tried to make it as innocent as possible so he actually responds and doesn't blow me off.
Now we wait.

>>15629520
They dont want to admit they mistreated their cars.
For example a guy back in hs had a boomer of a father who keep telling his son hes going to restore his fbody camero and that it quote ran when parked in the late 90s. His father caved in and finally spent 12k to someone on a baseline fbody engine swap(engine was blown), new fenders and a transmission.
Strangely the only boomer cars i see running are Oldsmobiles.

>>15629805
Kek get ready for a fun read. Dude will probably love it. He doesn't actually want to sell it.

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Daily reminder that if the Nazis had won in WW2 america would have never experienced the economic golden years, and therefore the baby boom wouldn't have happenned, which would mean some old man wouldn't be trying to sell me a lolcantturn shit heap for 3x its value.

>>15629871
Because they would try to sell me a lol cant break vw for 6x its value.

>>15624827
How much a PS2s worth? 20 Bucks, 25 Bucks

>>15624124
most boomers i know, type like this,,,,,,, using the comma for all punctuation,,,,, i don,t get it,,,,,,

>>15629898
$200 OBO.

>>15626912
Guy who made this here. Not at my PC right now but when I get back this week I'm going to tidy it up and fix the spelling for version 1.2. There's also a couple of stories from a thread I missed to put in,

>>15624192
Except you ain't a boomer if you fought in WW2 you fucking idiot

>>15629902
Can you mark the new stories in some way so that I don't have to read through the whole thing again?

>>15629904
He's saying he's the generation before boomers, calling them lazy, and not millennials.

>>15629898
$560

Boomer pricing. It's a classic. I would say $500 but there's a COD disc stuck in it so $560.

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Here ya go kiddies.

>>15630326
>bedford
That's an hours drive from where I live. Want me to run down and fuck with this guy?

>>15630326
What should those run?

I mean it is CAD, V8, convertible, and fairly low mileage. Doesn't seem quite as ridiculous if somebody wants a clean V8 convertible.

>>15630333
Id be pretty lolz worthy. Its on a page "anything with an engine swap and sell"

>>15630326
That's CAD Bro
Still a bit high, but not
>muh $50k for a shell

>>15630337
Considering it is convertible in the worst paint job with age. Id say 7-8 grand

>>15630337
A convertible 'stang would run for about 5-7k. But NS is a salt province, so there's no way that thing doesn't have any rust.

>>15626246
Would be so easy to steal that if you had a low flatbad
>back in at the speed of sound
>take out the supporting horses
>quickly wrap chain around the frame since most of it is visible
>take off before boomberfag is even out of bed

>>15630351
And congrats, you've now commited a felony in order to nab a $500 empty, fucked up shell.

>>15630342
Looking for the ad. I might do it if I have nothing better to do.

>>15630326
OP here, That's actually a decent price. and that green was a one year color.

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Fuck

>>15630346
7-8k US?

Still nothing like some of the boomers wanting $25k for their $3k cars.

>>15630358
That's overpriced. 2.5k max at most if it's completely rust-free.

>>15627681
I've had a similar experience. Most just like seeing me drive and use the old truck.

That being said I was at a car show this weekend and there was an original 66 ot 65 Malibu 2 for reason, 283 with a 3 on the tree but the interior was hammered and the body was tired. Dude wanted 25,000 for it. I genuinely thought he added an extra 0.

Daily reminder that we should have a Nova Scotia meet sometime, I'm seeing a lot more bluenosers nowadays.

>>15630393
We really should. Geta boring around here.

>>15630395
Seeing as most er all of the guys are mainlanders. I can see why, Meaning we can't use the Cabot trail up North.

>>15624089
you had me until that feminist shit.

you're not entitled to a waifu. stop being a fucking loser dweeb and you'll find somebody. you worthless MGTOW piece of shit.

>>15627609
is it me or is that exige almost a foot lower than the fiero

>>15627317
I flip these for a hobby/side job.
Only way a foxbody is worth 28k is it its a super nice cobra, or a very low mileage and very well done restomod with something ridiculous like a twin turbo and supercharger on a dart block.

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I see this all the time.

Look at this boomer selling a 6 cylinder, 4 speed Camaro for 40k. Remember, you only get to pick one set of wheels to go with it at that price.

>>15630559
>4 speed
3 speed.
And I don't think he's throwing that LS in either.

Are canadians fucking high? I could find a better car with a V8 in Florida where I can be at least 90% sure if won't have rust where in Canada I can be 100% it does.
It might cost LESS, too.

>>15630559
I can sort of understand the asking price to cover the frame off restoration...

I just don't understand why anyone would restore an auto V6 camaro.

>>15630373
That's 300 £ max in the uk.

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I daily drive a classic and I constantly have boomers commenting on it; most of the time they struggle to identify the car, but it's generally positive. Though, the last guy pissed me off. I was putting groceries in the trunk and he pulls up behind me. Yelling from his truck, conversation ensues:

>Nice car. Is it for sale?
I'm not looking to sell it. It's my daily driver, but I'd entertain offers.
>So how much do you want for that $2,000.00 car?
I wouldn't let it go for less than $6,000.00
>Son...
*because they always, ALWAYS have to say that *
>Son, that car is worth $2,500.00 at most. I'd be doing you a favor at that price.

From there on, I ignored him. Pic related is my car; a 1966 Imperial Crown Sedan with the original TNT 440 and no real rust.

>>15630559
>pays for frame off resto
>doesn't put in LS at the same time

?????

>>15630586
Yea id say thats worth around 6 in good condition

>>15630586
You know what you got. No lowballers.

>>15630588
He probably lied about the resto.
If you're going through that much work you may as well swap the engine. Nobody gives a fuck about a V6 Camaro.

>>15630586
I've been around the block sometimes kid.
I'll go deep in my pockets and offer you 1.800 for it.

>>15630586

You know what you got.

But seriously, that's a neat car. Looks quite clean.

>>15630582
>>15630619
That's an I6. Camaro's didn't start using V6's until 1980.

>>15630586
that shit happens to me all the time. I have 0 desire to sell the truck, so I give out some absolutely outlandish number and it usually goes like this.
>hey son, how much would you sell that old truck for? what is it, a 74?
>not really for sale, but it is a 65. I would take 80k for it
>You what kid?!? that thing isn't worth that much
>I know it isn't worth that much, it is worth about 4k. but I don't really want to sell it. if you really want this one, you can have it for 80k. otherwise, you can look for another one
>god damn kids

I love turning boomer logic against boomers.

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>>15630355

Indeed, with a nonzero chance of being shot dead or mauled by dog while your at it. Shit, the low bed tuck would be worth more than the fucking car and it would almost certainly be seized.

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>>15630649
Eh, same difference. Only one I6 belongs in a camaro anyhow.

>>15630582
>I can sort of understand the asking price to cover the frame off restoration...

Not really how it works, putting resto money in a car doesn't up it's value well beyond what it's value already is.

If you pay 50k to restore a 10k car, the car is still only worth 10k.

That's why restoration is best left to enthusiasts who just want to do it, or professionals who can do it quicker and more cost effective.

I worked at a restoration shop for a long time, we all had classic cars, but we never restored our own. We just bought the cars already restored, and made the guy who restored it eat the 30k cost it took to restore it.

>>15630602
That's about high end of what it's worth; so, not an unrealistic number.

>>15630614
I deliberately raised the price to what I would need to sell it for because, if I sold it, I'd have to use one of my collector cars as a daily driver until I replaced it and I wasn't interestedin selling it in the first place.

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>>15630661
That's not an LL8 Vortec 4200.

>>15630586
Be like the rest of the trolls in this thread, talk about "kids today" and your 'nam war stories. Just to see their wtf reaction as you aren't possibly old enough to have served. They will either fuck off instantly or grind their mental gears down trying to figure it out.

>>15629942
I'll probably just put them at the end.

>>15630640
It's in amazing shape, body-wise. Never wrecked; no rust. The seats and dash need a recover, but that's about it.

The thing is, I'm always willing to sell any car I buy because I always have another project in mind.

>>15627104
Chuckled.

>>15624089

Those fucking seats make me want to puke

>>15624129

That's pretty strange

Round where I live is pretty old money and there are immaculate old benzes lining the streets.

>>15630586

I would have told him to go fuck off.

I don't think something like this will ever happen again
I pull up to my local 7/11 in my 94 Del Sol, really clean/stock.
This boomer pulls up in a really clean/stock integra.
Asks me
>how many miles that thing got on it?
113k.(this being this year, 2015+1)
>oh wow. I'd take care of her son, not that many non-fucked up ones around. I've always loved Del Sols, my wife had one.
Hey thanks, I like your car too
We sat there talking about his integra and his wife's Del Sol for about 5 minutes, then went on our ways.
A truly strange morning.

>>15631090
That's actually pretty nice, the most recognition I've ever gotten for my Miata is a million fingerprints at car shows

>>15625185
>6.3l AMG v8, straight piped
New dream.

>>15629195
>Um i see one of my old jap pokemon cards goes for 2-7k here depending on where i look.

>probably an extremely rare card
>one card
>not a non foil generic Raticate

And this is the exact problem he was describing. Every retarded boomer hears about X car sold at an auction for millions and they assume their completely wrong shitheap that just happens to have the same badge is worth that to, completely ignoring all details.

>>15630477
>
Only way a foxbody is worth 28k is it its a super nice cobra, or a very low mileage and very well done restomod with something ridiculous like a twin turbo and supercharger on a dart block.
Which I guarantee this is none of those, because why put a stupid high price and not bother to list highly important information.

>>15630672
thats exactly what I mean by "I don't understand why anyone would WANT to restore that car". It's not worth the cost of restoration.

>>15631187
This is getting on the track to the way boomers handle the net.

>information I like
"I read online that these go for MILLIONS"
>the most perfect flawless example sold by a celebrity that happened one time

>information I don't like
"YOU CANT TRUST EVERYTHING U READ ONLINE... ONCE GIT MUH IDENTITY STOLEN... COMPUTERS... IM A PIECE OF SHIT..."

Boomers take fucking everything out of context. You can't tell them shit without leading up to it with 30 warnings.

You could have an article that says "I wish I could get $100,000 for this" and they'll read it as "I got $100,000 for this", then spend 4 months remembering it the wrong way, and then you're fucked. You could even show them the original article and it would do no good, their memory has made it to be what they want, you are done.

This is cartoon character story shit

>>15631398
this, why are boomers so stubborn?
And then they call you argumentative when you question anything they say.

>>15630586
Very nice car indeed, but being totally honest - what is your car worth?

>>15631407
Because I think alot of them are somwhat aware that they don't know shit about what they're talking about, so when you confront them with hard evidence to the contrary they default to anger to get what they want. If you've ever worked customer service then you'll have experienced this phenomena.

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MY FAULT THAT I DIDN'T LISTEN TO OR FOLLOW EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS TO COMPLETELY NOT DESTROY THE PRODUCT I BOUGHT, LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER THIS IS BULLSHIT I PAID HARD EARNED CASH FOR THIS, CASH, NOT NONE OF THAT CREDIT SHIT. HOW IS IT MY FAULT I RUINED IT BY NOT FOLLOWING WHAT I WAS TOLD MULTIPLE TIMES?

>>15631501
That car is easily worth the 6 grand he asked when you factor in that it's running and reliable to DD.

>>15631520
God I always hate dealing with old people. And they bitch about young people being entitled. They get pissed when I don't respect them for bitching at me and then bitch about how youth no longer respects their elders.
Respect is earned, not demanded you deluded faggots.

>>15631540
>Respect is earned, not demanded you deluded faggots.
This used to piss me off to no end. The very idea that you should granted anything other than general politeness because you're older than me is hilarious. It was only after I got older than I really began to see how much of a shitty baby most older people were.

>>15631520
>>15631540
Again the worst is you can't tell them anything for sure.

>list of things to NEVER do
"It was written in the manual!"

>do NOT do x. I want you to repeat, "I will NOT do x"
3 months later
"On the phone I was talking to this guy about doing x so I did it!"

Bonus phrases:
>I was told
>its a common thing

Short of giant sticky notes you don't have a way out of this, E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G is up in the air when talking to old people because they'll "remember" it how they want. Even sticky notes won't work because after seeing it 50 times, they'll start to shit on it with emotion.
>"...the person who wrote that doesn't know me or what I'm doing"
Fucking shits

>>15631090
That just reminds me, every once in awhile I will see a super clean TT Supra, 300ZX, RX7, or other tuner Jap car. Like clean beyond anything you ever see and they aren't riced out. They may have a nice set of wheels on them and an exhaust that doesn't sound like a fartcan. And they are driven by middle aged dudes. It's really strange.

So what do you guys think it's going to be like once all these stupid pieces of shit are dead? I'm really looking forward to the car market completely changing. Imagine a world were you can pick up a classic Camaro for reasonable price because Tom's cuck nu-male grandson wants to get rid of it to buy a hurry bike.

>>15630568
>>15630582

>6 cylinder camaro

Into the trash it goes.

>>15631501
See
>>15631534

$6,000.00 is a very realistic value. The car is worth it; especially since it's got new tires and a new exhaust.

If I were actually trying to sell it, I'd list it at $7,200 and take $6,000.

Keep in mind that HE approached ME and asked about buying my car that doesn't have a "For Sale" sign on it and offered me 41% of the value of the car. He's probably the type that would offer a dealership $18,789 for a new Mustang GT.

>>15630559
>restored '69 camaro
>implying that's not a realistic price, a bit hopeful

kek poorfags

>>15631637
Read the thread, it will be worse. They hold onto it and mistreat it, doesn't matter if it was good or not, now it's a heap of shit. Longer they wait, more it gets mistreated, and paradoxically the more they'll want for it, and will be big pieces of shit and wouldn't sell it even IF you were going to pay unless you're an equally old fuck and spend years listening to their shitty stories.

>>15631742
That would be a realistic price... if it were a Z28 with the 302 V8. But it isn't. It's a base model with the I6. 20k at most.

>>15624089
>http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cto/5728349704.html
Fucking love the old New Yorkers

>>15631398

Yeah, the biggest pain in the ass people in any retail or customer service job i had were the boomers. They want you to do everything extra for them, want a discount on everything, and bitch up a storm at you when they screw the whole thing up.

I think their main problem is they're just really lame, unintelligent type people. They were never challanged in their lives. They all graduated high school with a c- average, because education didn't mean anything, then they all went to work for GM at age 18, and retired at 50 making $40 for being an unskilled idiot. The old saying is they were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

Plus most of them have some sort of disability scam too. Can't count how many handicapped plates i see park in handicapped spots, and some boomer gets out and strolls into the store with nothing wrong with them.

>>15624153
Would it be that hard to just get a tow truck and steal it? Would the cops give a fuck? I've thought about this every time I see some soon to be rust pile rotting in a yard.

>>15631785
You probably wouldn't even be charged for grand theft auto because the thing is only worth $200 in steel.

>>15626257
>having legs
>not being a blind deaf leper with no limbs that has to roll uphill both ways 137 miles to school everyday
Have it easy enough, gramps?

>>15627104
Trying to contain my laughter

>>15631783
>Can't count how many handicapped plates i see park in handicapped spots, and some boomer gets out and strolls into the store with nothing wrong with them.
I don't want to be that guy, but you really can't make this call just on the 2 seconds you see someone as they walk into a store. My grandmother has had both hips replaced and had a handicap sticker. She looked just fine walking into the store because it was generally a short distance. Getting stuck parking in the back of a lot and trying to walk with her in 100 degree weather and you can see very quickly why she needs that front spot.

>>15631922
This. my father is in his 60's and had one of his hips replaced. Even still, he walks with a slight limp although he no longer needs to walk with a cane anymore. The difference before and after was night and day. He can walk across the parking lot fine now, but he can't be on his feet for too long before back pain starts to set in.

>>15627370
I think this is just dementia sadly. Otherwise actual crazy person logic.

>>15631783
You can get a handicap tag forbear having diabeetus, usually doesn't mean much, though I'm sure many just steal their grandmas parking tag bc white trash usually do little crimes no one will notice.

>>15631187
Its a foil jap squirrel.
No one will actually pay what they say they want for it though. Idk what to do with all these cards. Who the fuck buys rare cards. Fucking magic rares are hard to sell these days.
What im getting at is boomer dad is shorthanding me. My brother is getting a significantly better inheritance.

>>15632380
That jap card is worth nothing on places like ebay incidentally.
>Stores tell me its worth a lot
Fuck card stores. They are run by numales and boomers.

>>15632380
That sucks dude. Sorry your inheritance is fucking baseball cards where the market could go tits up at any fucking moment vs actual cash and investments.

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>>15629839
Whelp
If someone calls him and posts the vocaroo, I will be eternally grateful. At least to hear his voice.

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>>15632968
Nvm
I just realized after all these name changes my real name was attached to the emails.
I guess that makes it funnier

>>15632982
I really wouldn't worry about it, he's too inept to have noticed.

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>>15624089
This looks like the comfiest old person seat in existence. Goddamn I feel like if my ass touched it I would immediately begin recollecting the good old days and drinking metamucil

>>15633190
Just imagine how many dusty boomer farts that retard drilled into the seat while dreaming about puttin one of dem der double pumpers on that thing instead of that gook fuel injection.

>>15633190
I guess this explains why Mike drives one of those, maybe the geezer wasn't that dumb when it comes to picking a car.

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>>15624190
I'm only 20 but I do definitely wish more people socialized simply by going out anywhere. A lot of people my age aren't super interested in talking in person.

>>15624192
underrated post

>>15627104
Kek

>>15633806
Based Mike, no half measures

>>15631759
>302 Chevy
We're not talking about Mustangs, I believe you mean 396.

>>15630355
That's was s fucking hemi cuda shell, worth an easy 50k not a dam 500 bucks

>>15631759
Chevy made s cross ram 302 z/28. I know I test drove one in 75. I opted to not buy it for a cobra jet mustang . The z28 was at a used car lot for 2800 bucks in perfect shape. I kill myself now. Oh I loved my mustang but wow I could have made bank on that Chevy.

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>>15635140
Here's his much just an intake costs now
14,650.00

>>15630326
Michelins are almost a grand by themselves. Not a bad price- especially for the v8 and canuk dollars

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>>15635120
Chevy made a 302 from 1967 to 1969 specifically for the Chevrolet Camaro Z28. The engine was created specifically for trans am racing, which has a 305 cubic inch displacement limit. The engine used a 327/350 block with a 283 crankshaft. The engine is known as the Chevrolet DZ302, and you can still order crate engines of it... for 10k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ZiUsz9MFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0P9AZ_fG9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJu2nEAtPeE

In 1970, the SCCA modified the rules for Trans Am racing. The race cars required a 305 cubic inch engine at most, but the production car could have a larger engine, provided the race cars in questions had a de-stroked version of the same engine. With that rul in place, from 1970-on, Chevy dropped the 302 from their line up and made the 350 standard on the Z28 since the 327 and 350 used the same block.

>>15635140
302 was 67-69 only. That was likely a cross-ram 350. They look identical.

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>>15627389
>What kind of fucking world did these faggots live in.
One where they never got a taste of reality, so they pretty much think they can do what they want and throw a tantrum if someone says otherwise.

>>15631398
This is what happens after they grew up in a world where their parents spoiled the fuck out of them, after knowing for the first time what it's like to have money and freedom after WW2

>>15624124
Yeah what the fuck my mum does this...

....
.
.
.
.

All the bloody time

>>15631775
>t-the electric sunroof is super rare!!!
Yeah because nobody else fucking wanted it when they bought it new so why is it worth shit now?

>>15635337
> huur duur spoiled boomers
You're one stupid cunt. Millennials are infinitely more spoiled than they could have ever been.

>Boomer logic
>says you should buy a new car then trade it in/sell it every 5 years so it keeps it's worth.

seriously wtf is up with that logic? you constantly be paying off or saving up for a new car with that logic.

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>It's not fast by modern car standard
>that proper gearbox
>this is sexist but back in the day they would call this a true mans car
>this is exactly how it was when it came off the factory in 1957
>Air conditioning that hot California weather we use vintage air™
>no ABS or traction control just the feeling of the car
>big wooden steering wheel!
>webers
>Alfa Romero
>Mercedes Benz
>Ferrari
>lamborghini
>fiat
>Chrysler Turbine car
>let's see how she cruises on the freeway!
>lets go for a drive
>imagine driving this car in 1936 in Italy nothing could catch you!

i buy my cars to keep, im not interested in resale value

So when i see an old car that i like, i want it because i like it not because its price is going to inflate in 3 years or whatever. If i want to buy an older car i will pay good money for it if its in good condition

I think its reasonable to pay around $2000 for a 6 cylinder 70's/60's car for example, more if its in exceptional condition

>>15635394
Fuck that i like jay

He's the anti boomer
>drives extremely fast
>is based
>helps young blokes out with cars and everyone out at his shop
>Doesnt let stuff sit and rust/rot in some yard outside somewhere

>>15635536

I actually agree and I posted that, he's actually knowledgeable and posts free high quality car videos you can watch for hours on YouTube he is a rich millionaire who spent his money on his hobby and his opinions are pretty spot on with cars as far as I've seen

I have a story that will cause rage

>WWII Veteran bought a new 1955 Cherolet Bel Air. Blue white and chrome for days
>It was the typical "goes to church" car
>something happened to Vet, car went to Boomer son
>Somewhere around the late 60's Boomer son put the car up on blocks in his rickety-ass garage.
>This is Ohio
>car never moves again
>Me, teenager in the 1990's mowing grass for $$, see boomer garage open and cool old car
>Boomer waddling around, say to him what a cool car
>He goes into stories and how that car is going to be his retirement, been turning people away for years, will only take $100,000 for the Bel Air
>me dumb teenager didn't know any better, Oh Wow Cool!
>More years pass
>Boomer goes to hospice, his wife has to have Estate Auction Sale for $$
>House and garage are open, people from all over
>Now I know cars, get to see the Bel Air, rickety-ass garage has a line of boomers and actual car-guys to see the Bel Air
>My turn
>Are you fucking kidding me?!
>Every single body panel is Swiss-cheesed with rust holes
>Undercarriage has rusted/separated from the body
>Engine has been home to rats, and the fluids were never drained. Fluid sludge everywhere
>Chrome peeling off in sheets
>White Leather interior cracked and eaten away by rats
>its dead Jim
>I stick around for the Auction
>Auctioneer starts the bid at $500
>cricket-chirp.jpeg
>Auctioneer panics, starts dropping bid
>One of the car guys who brought a flatbed bids $300
>anymore bids!?!
>Another car guy with flatbed bids
>Boomer in back screams out a bid
>Okay, here we go
>Bids get up to $800
>The 2 car guys drop out, Boomer "wins"
>Later that night I see Boomer had gotten the Bel Air off blocks, inflated the wheels and is pulling the Bel Air BY NYLON ROPE with the Boomers Tacoma Crew Cab
>none of the 4 wheels of the Bel Air are rotating as its being dragged away
>disgust.jpeg

Sometimes I wonder what happened to it, other times I really don't want to know

>>15635847

He dragged it into his back yard, kicked back in his recliner, and made a big smug smile, knowing that his retirement was sitting out in the yard now.

>>15635847

This story angers me

>>15635394
The only downside is the permanent hearing loss after driving that car

>>15635382
At least some millenials have their shit together, whereas it seems 99% of boomers are pretty much the same.

>>15635847
You can cause un-rage by telling us what the piece of shit owner was doing and I hope he was there.

I imagine it to be quite a chimp out like
>"MUH RETIREMENT"
>*FURY SHITS PANTS*, KIDS TODAY, MUH NAM, MEH CAR, MUH 100K
>"NO LOWBALLERS FUK ALL YALL MUH BEL AIR"
>jumps in rustbucket and ties to floor it thinking that he isn't on blocks
>"60 YEARS AGO!!!! I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!!! FUK U!"

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>>15635847
I don't think they understand what corrosion is.

Maybe the same thing happenned to their brains, after so long without using them they became fucking retarded.

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>Get aus grandpa spec 4 door gto for half price
>4000aud
Thanks for dying and letting you're based gen x son sell you're ono car to me for 1/2 market value

Fuck you boomers :3

>this guy wants 20k for an old land barge
>not even portugal is safe
>https://olx.pt/anuncio/raridade-citron-bx-11-re-IDzrYfb.html#a93bd87fb8

>>15636274
>you're

>>15634139
and they are all shallow and vapid, dont forget that

>>15627282
>He has the last fiero ever made. Yes, that's right, THE LAST FIERO EVER MADE!
thats pretty neat. not worth much, but still neat

>>15630364
>googling "Frosty drop soap yet"
>Removeing table from ceiling
kek

>>15635388
I've noticed alot older people are hyper paranoid about the resale value of their vehicle. Like they buy a fucking depreciating asset to retain value, it just blows my mind.

>CAN'T BUY THAT CAR IT'LL BE WORTH LESS IN 5 YEARS GOTTA TRADE IN GOTTA HAVE NEW

My GF's mother will only buy german vehicles because muh resale value. She actually gave my girlfriend her 2001 5 Series when we were in college. This woman spent so much money taking it to the dealer for every fucking thing it would need, shit that could have been handled at some place far cheaper like buying tire. We got 1350 for it on trade in because like all BMW's it was an oil burning piece of shit with a million random issues once once it approached 100k. Meanwhile my Oldsmobile Alero with 115k on the clock that had a spotty as fuck service record but ran flawlessly got 3k.

>>15628885
very debatable. they are only as bad as their parents, which were boomers

>>15624089

I can already tell this thread is going to be full of a bunch of whiny bitches.

>>15627903
>friends redneck neighbour
>will do any vehicular work for no $
>provided he has tools for it
>acceptable compensation is a case of rolling rock and listening to his nam stories

He's pretty based

>>15636934
>I can already tell this thread is going to be full of a bunch of whiny bitches.
>268 posts and almost to the post limit
I can tell you're an idiot

This thread is inspiring me.

Got an old Trooper II I need to get rid of....
1988, only 50k original miles.... Paint oxidized to shit.... Interior mostly okay some oxidized plastic and driver seat bracket is broken..... Brakes need to be fixed but have all the parts... along with miscellaneous other parts.. roof racks, stock and nice aftermarket..... Battery dead.... Head gasket leaks.... Standard 5 speed transmission and 4 wheel drive...... 2 brand new (4 years ago lel) walmart wrangler tires.........
I'm thinking $6500, sound about right? I know what I got.

>>15635973

This made me laugh so god damn hard

>>15636835

Shit, just saw that. Lost hard.

https://chillicothe.craigslist.org/cto/5699598498.html He's since lowered the price but originally it was $15,000

>>15637414
>Car is East OF Jackson Ohio 45640. NOT EAST JACKSON
Kek, not wanting to be associated with niggers. Btw East Jackson is where the niggers are in southern Ohio.

>>15637414
I would pay maybe 4k-5k for it is it's running and in DD condition, which it sounds like. Not as overpriced as others I've seen

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>>15624089
>odometer: 900000

>>15629706
is this the one I see on CL all the time, the one with that obnoxious initial D sticker on the windscreen?

>>15630586
>tfw you realize that guy is the reason boomers are always saying I KNOW WHAT I GOT pre-emptively

>>15630326
>yfw this would be cheap for one of these in my country

>>15637929
I don't remember, the last I saw it was like two months ago when someone made another thread about it.
The pics looked like they were taken in a shop/large garage, and it was a darker color (not white) if that helps.

>>15629706
>>15637929
>>15638610

Guys, is it this car? I remember there being another one; all black sitting in the street. The guy was asking like 15k for it IIRC

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/5663840346.html

>>15638767

>Title status: salvage
>Condition: like new
>Price: 13k

fuckin' kek'ed

>>15638767
Shit yeah, I guess it was white
He got rid of his multi paragraph manifesto about the car I guess.
It's possible that he racked up a debt to the shop that did the work to the car of 13k, so now he's selling it for that much.

>>15624154
>1985 American anything
>A Classic
No!

1985 was the worst era for cars in general and the worst era for American cars especially. Nothing from the 80's or 90's should ever be considered classic.

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>>15638984
>1985 was the worst era for cars in general and the worst era for American cars especially. Nothing from the 80's or 90's should ever be considered classic.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/5699193614.html
Gonna post some local Boomers

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/5721526905.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/5735899691.html

https://chicago.craigslist.org/sox/cto/5730256782.html

>>15639094
>ZZZOOMMMGGGG RARE COLOR!!!!!

fuck me that is one delusional old fart

>>15639110

I dunno. This looks like a good deal desu.

Certainly a better deal than that "one of a kind" Vette

Last one
https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/cto/5734587845.html
His sentence structure is what pisses me off the most desu
>>15639158
I guess but it's still just an SS which is pretty common, at least around here

>>15639162

Well it's common around here too, but it looks remarkably clean.

>>15639167
Yeah the poor thing just sat for long periods of time though

>>15624192
When i was 8 years old in uganda i killed abunch of tootsie scum while the UN just watched me massacre them

>>15639062
>fiero
>Proving my case for me
Thank you senpai.

>>15638767
>https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cto/5663840346.html
>condition: like new
>title: salvage
>odometer: 220000

one of these things is not like the others

>>15626174
thats what a boomer is
prewar was golden boys

>>15624089
Own a piece of automotive history.. The car is negotiable . .. let's talk... but remember I want at least $17,000. For the car... Car is only for sale to a museum... or Chrysler historical collection...
>Fucking kek

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>>15627370
Seen too much of this shit.

>>15624089

>$17500
>lets talk but remember I want at least $17000

wow a ~2.85% discount... How fucking generous

>>15626246
F

>>15625084
Lost Kek

>>15625112
Franz..?

>>15639124
>https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/cto/5721526905.html
SS LS1 Camaros are highly desirable. One with that low of miles can go for alot. Not saying they're truly worth that, but the market can force prices higher. Just like at fucking AE86s.

>>15639094
Corvettes retain value very well. KBB has it at 27k/28k so he's over but not an insane amount.

>>15639657
Really? Good to know then, my bad on the miss judgement

>>15627282
He does have something of real value you triggered fang.

>>15627203
Fucking this. They equate their shit condition cars to what the auction block brings.

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>>15627371
Kek'd

>>15639657

I can see an LS1 SS Camaro being desirable, but the problem is that they're basically asking the same price as a VASTY superior Corvette. I mean I guess if they REALLY care about those +2 seats and are willing to sacrifice literally everything else? (build quality, driving dynamics, performance...)

i want it

http://cnj.craigslist.org/cto/5721462898.html

>>15635382
Socioeconomic studies say you're wrong.

>>15635394
I don't like his comedy but like the other anon said, he's based.

>>15638984
>Own an 85 f250
Are the heavy duty trucks exempt from your classification?

>>15638911
>multi paragraph manifesto
Some ads really show how off the deep end a seller is.