Acts of Dominance

>>15565754
> Dan "the man" Schneider

>>15565754
I do

>filling up at gas station
>guy pulls up to the pump next to me
>walk over and pee in the gas tank while looking squarely into his eyes to establish dominance

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>be police
>pull over faggot in M3 GTR
>step out of my car and approach car behind
>tap on their window
>wait for them to roll their window down
>slowly key their drivers side door while maintaining eye contact

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>>15565927
Yer getting shot
Not even american

>>15565927
>M3 GTR
how the fuck did he get it

>>15565927
>>pull over faggot in M3 GTR
you mean "get blown out in my shitty Corvette and then get lucky when his car gets sabotaged"

>>15565754

>rural new england
>trucks and suv's galore
>always tailgate me in my little sports car
>come up to a tight corner
>take corner at 5 over
>they brake to 10 under
>speed back up to tailgate me
>repeat

>>15566085
Your miata just doesn't have enough power

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Drive a Hellcat.

>>15565754
I purposely keep my window down when I pull into a gas station, music at the same volume it was on the road. People will be subjected to Sabaton and Dream Theater and they can't do shit about it until I turn off my engine.

>needing to beat your chest and spank your dick around other men just to feel adequate

>>15566389
>Nothing says "i'm alpha" like paying $15k over sticker price

>>15567725

FIGHTER PILOTS IN EXILE FLY OVER FOREIGN LAND
WHEN THE BATTLE'S BEEN WON, TELL OF FOUR HUNDRED AND ONE

>>15567725
i like to do either loud country or loud rap

How much you wanna bet OP is a manlet?

>>15567843
Low odds. I'm 6'4 and I do douchey shit all the time
t. Microwiener

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>>15565754

>Dan "The Kid Toucher" Schneider

I like to work/wash/fingerfuck my car shirtless for all the housewives to see, They always say hi while their husbands give me the side eye.

I should have a custom made windshield banner that says "Bull" or something lol.

Fuck yeah, especially impatient asshole drivers

>In underpowered 1985 Toyota Corolla
>Impatient BMW cuts me off on a 4 lane road
>Asshole cuts off other drivers to get ahead obviouslyimpatient.jpeg
>Him cutting people off gets him no where and now we're door-to-door at a red light
> I nod and give him a smile
>Green light
>Car ahead of him is going speed limit
>I go speed limit and trap bitch boy in for the next 4-5 miles
>Dominanceestablished.jpeg

>Dan "put it deep inside her" Schneider

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>>15565754

>Dan "Rough Ryder" Scneider

>>15565754
Not me. I like to show my penis on the road.

>>15568060
found the cuckold

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>see someone accelerating behind you
>indicate into their lane and block traffic
>drive a performance car

>>15565754
who's the female?

>>15567807
>>15567725
based

>>15567725
>Subwoofers
>hip hop

It's pretty fun

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>>15568060

>last night
>guy comes up behind me on shore road
>all up in my shit
>every straightaway and left turn he is completely in my drivers side mirror and the oncoming lane
>one part of road which is the best place to overtake ive ever seen he is completely in the oncoming lane again, accelerated then changed his mind about 10 inches off of my rear left quarter
>i get pissed because i hate idiots doing idiotic shit on the road
>i maintain an elderly pace until next turn
>gun it uphill coming out of the turn (didnt even go all out)
>bitchboy gets left behind because cant into uphill
>cant tail me anymore
>see him in the distance being in oncoming lane every chance he gets


why do people do that shit ffs
Otherwise, theres the occasional clutch drop for stupid pedestrians, and a story with 2 cars full of slav tier hillbillies

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>>15565754
I do it as a cyclist.

>hear car behind me
>get in the middle of the road
>heal-toe in lower gear
>hear them rev try to scare me
>rev it up louder myself (brm brm)

mfw after 30 mins of sub 40 km/h I let them go

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>>15569991

We are bros

>>15565754
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>15565754
>that image and thread title combo
Well played.

>>15568060
gook