"Alright Anon, it's me or the car"

>>15559903
"You baby. It's always gonna be you!"

>>15559903
lol, thats okay. it's not my car

quiet hand

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>>15559903
enjoy the bus bitch

>>15559903
no way she can keep the same font size and still have room for "worth it" without being into the front wheel well.
epic fail

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The car is a better ride than you.

If i had a disgusting bangle butt car id choose her over the car tbqh

>>15559903
Any woman who gives such ultimatums would be an immensely shitty person to be attached to for any amount of time.

That she even thought to pose the question already decided the answer

women are for fags

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>>15559903

>>15559903
>Caught on camera
Into the court you go.

what is she going to do, drive me to and from work in her filthy ass shitbox? Most females cars are disgusting.

>>15559930
>dangle butt car
This man is autistic

>>15560246
Implying thats not what this digusting e60 is

>>15559903
I will choose the woman everytime cars are just objects an/o/ns they are just machines to get from a to b

>>15560612

Spotted the cuck.

Well, let's see. I can fix the car if I hit it enough.
And no matter how much I hit the bitch, she'll never work the way I want her to.
I'll take the car.

>>15560612
spoken like a true kissless virgin

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>>15560612
You're practically letting the woman know that she controls you.

>>15559908
"i will take the car then , bye "

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>>15559918
Noice

>>15560438
your opinion is shit and you are retarded.
The E60 is a beautiful car

I can always get another pussy to fuck. I can't always get this exact car.

Pack your bags.

>>15559903
"I don't negotiate with terrorists."

>>15560612
>They're just machines
Why are you here?

Also
>Letting women control you
Man nuclear families are great.

>"Dad, i'm getting a gun."
>Dad likes it
>Little brother gets excited
>Mom just says to keep it in my room.
>Liberal sister throws a hissy fit
>Dad speaks up.
>"Shut up women. Go make me some tea."

Valuing a women's opinion is an admittance that you're retarded. The right thing to do is just nod, and say yes dear, then do whatever you where gonna do anyway. And if she presents this kind of ultimatum immediately leave her ass.

>>15560832
"Get off my plane"

Is no one going to point out that the Chad is a BMW driver that can't park?

>>15560881
That's standard practice for BMW drivers

>>15559903
The car of course, and my guns, motorcycle, and alcohol.

I can always find another pussy, but my collection is classic
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>15560903
Maybe you should find a boyfriend

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>>15559903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r1LBJK0zxo&feature=youtu.be&t=78

>>15561022
Is there a version of these for other Nissan cars?

>>15561031
only 2 versions I know of. One has a Nissan 240SX (that one), and the other has a Nissan Xterra.

>>15560654
>>15560695
>>15560698
>>15560846
>falling for this b8

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>>15561039
>nissan Xterra
PLEASE!

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>>15561039
>No 350z

>>15560846
I would rather value women's opinions, but only from rational, logical women. If that doesn't leave many then so be it.

>>15560816
>Bangle Butt
>Beautiful
Elegiggle

Also
>Being this assmad over something you admitted was my own personal opinion

This is how delusional BMW cucks are

>>15559903

murder.

>>15561186
>but only from rational, logical women
that's an oxymoron if I ever heard one

>>15559903
>tfw spray paint will come off in about 2 seconds with thinners, it'll even take all the tar build up with it

Thanks for making me clean my car, slut.

>>15559903
redhead
got what he bargained for

>be 17
>have fat ugly gf because I'm a fat ugly dude
>Have £1000 lying around
>fat ugly gf wants to go to Ibiza
>I buy a shitbox Rover for £600, then spend the rest on sik mawds
>fat ugly gf demands I recant, sell it and take her to Ibiza
>Tell her to fuck off
>Still single at 22
>Still have shitbox rover, gf died recently from heroin overdose

Feels good man

>>15561223
your opinions are shit and you're a retard

"K. Get out of my house."

>>15561430
Is this a true story?

>>15561560
Like 75% true, I traded the Rover (25) for an MG (ZS) but the bitch did die of a heroin overdose last month

>>15561572
were you sad bc she died?

>>15561572
>but the bitch did die of a heroin overdose last month

Based Heroin

>>15561580
Nope, it just means I no longer have to worry about people checking up on my past when I say I've never had a gf

>>15561581
It also took an actual friend of mine, though he's not dead yet. Mixed blessings

>>15561595
You win some, you lose some.
That's the game of life.

>>15561572
Damn man, you really dodged a bullet there.

Good job, i hope you have a nice life.

Though why where you dating a fat junkie anyway? Are you poor?

>>15561595
>It also took an actual friend of mine, though he's not dead yet. Mixed blessings
Confirmed for being the UK version of a Gopnik. What's the slang for that? A chav?

>>15561881
Around here in Scotland, we go by neds

>>15561039
>>15561031
There is one that was on the Nissan FB page, its just Nissan posting a heart emoticon under the pic.

>>15561507
Literally just repeating yourself now.