What The Fuck

is there any oil in it?
is there oil in the power steering?
is there any leaks of air or oil?

>>15498470

Oil in the motor yeah, no air/vacuum leaks. I haven't checked the power steering yet, but it doesn't steer or really even drive any worse than it did.

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>>15498458
spark plugs dont fire two at a time retard. also plugs wouldnt do that. you have vallve tick. adjust your valves and go from there if it persists you need to get a new engine probably. i dont know why you even bought a volkswagen anyway. probably because you're dumb but you need to get rid of that pos asap and buy something japanese

>>15498699
Assmad faggot spotted.
The 2.0 is a solid, albeit VERY UNDERPOWERED, motor. You may have bad fuel and or dirty plugs. Changing the plugs on that motor is easy if you take the intake off. It's not as hard as it sounds.
Also I believe the valves are non adjustable.
My '02 Jetta 2.0 has a quarter million miles on it and is running strong.

My Toyote Carrolle will not start up. I turn the key and it goes click click and then there is a buzzing sound

>>15498458
I ran into this on a Bug. On the bug one of the timing chain tensioners broke and caused the chain to eat the timing cover. Chunks of the timing cover ended up in the oil pan which blocked oil from getting to the lifters. This, in turn, caused massive lifter noise.

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>>15498891
starter or fuel pump.
>>15498711
im not ass mad i just make smart decisions when buy vehicles. like not buying VAG. its arguably the shittiest car company on the planet next to bmw.
heres your (You) kiddo

>>15498458
Is it cold where you are right now? Oil might not be flowing very well for the first few seconds after startup. Let it run for a minute or so even after the ticking stops before taking off.

>>15499015
>>15498458

I misread that for 10-15 seconds. I still think its your oil. Change your oil and if it continues you might need to go to a heavier oil.

>>15498699

I've read it could be valve tick. I'll look into it.

>>15498711

New plugs already, and wires, and coil block. Don't think it's the gas as I always get 87 from mobile and that seems normal enough for me.

>>15498968

No chain here, all rubber.

>>15499015

No It's HOT actually. I'll double check the oil though.. I had a pan leak from when I bought it, but that's long since been fixed.. Unless it started leaking again.

>>15499030
Do not listen to this guy op you should never switch to any other oil other than what the manufacturer recommends. Switching to a heavier oil does nothing but cause sludge and makes the oil sump work harder causing it to fail sooner resulting in engine damage. Your car was designed for a certain weight. Don't listen to these boomers

OP, you're getting a lot of suggestions here, and they can't all be right. Have you talked to a VW mechanic? I could put you in touch with one online if you need help today.

>>15499049
Timing cover in the oil pan still could be the issue still could be the issue.

>>15499080

If you like. I've gotten a couple suggestions from friends and coworkers about people near me, but if you "know a guy" then sure.

Kill yourself, OP

>>15499050

I've been using the manufacture recommended., but I've heard using a slightly heavier oil is better in winter. As in 5w40 in winter and 5w30 in summer.. Is that untrue?

>>15499172
Have you got an email you can post here? Let me know what it is.

Ah, now you're getting advice to kill yourself. Welcome to 4chan.

Take your heap of shit to a mechanic. Dont come to the internet to fix your car and definitely dont touch it yourself

>>15499205

II'll use a throw away.

[email protected]

>>15499273
Got it, delete your post containing email if you like.

>>15498711
You can do the plugs in 5 minutes without taking the inlet off you goose.

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>>15499201
you only change oil weights if temperature drops below 20 degrees

>>15498458
Could be a leak in your exhaust manifold

>>15498458
Sounds like valves or exhaust leak.

>>15498711
>My '02 Jetta 2.0 has a quarter million miles on it and is running strong.
>running strong
>strong
I don't have enough quotation marks for this horseshit.

>it and is running strong.

>>15498458
>VW
Shouldn't have bought German junk.