Why is the Evo so shitty?

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It has no road presence because it looks almost exactly the same as its base model

>>15481502
Because you're a crippling disappointment to your parents.

>>15481502
Why do you say its shitty?

I could say a car is shitty because it doesn't have more than 2 cup holders.

>>15481508
So it's bad when a car is flashy and bad when it's inconspicuous? I don't get that logic.

>>15481502
Because you need money to make it good. Poorfags need not apply.

>>15481502

Because the engine is mounted the wrong way.

>>15481502
no Ecoboost

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Evos are awesome though

>>15481556
But it is turboed, innit?

>>15481502
Because mitsushitty can't into reliability

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>>15481556

>ECOBOOST

WOOOW ANON YOU ARE SO NICE TO THE ENVIRONMENT, YOUR ENGINE IS ECO LIKE MY FEMINIST FRIENDS PRIUS. YOU DONT CARE IF YOU HAVE A SHITTY ECO ENGINE, THATS SO NICE ANON, YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY BEST FRIEND.

- DAMN CHADS HELLCAT ENGINE KINDA TURNS ME ON ANON. THATS A COOL ENGINE NAME.


I would never own an engine with such a gay name.

ECOBOOST

ECO
ECO
ECOSEXUAL

Any non car person will say that you have a delicate green ECO car.

>>15481508

thats why they are awesome

>>15481580
Nice meme. You seem to know a lot about cars.

>>15481502
transverse engines a shit

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>>15481617
>shitty Eco engine
lol

>>15481638
The name does it no favours, Busrider-chan. Should've been the GMFuckerUpper 3.5l turbo or Ferrari-to-Glue Pastamaker something.

>>15481638
The name is so shitty. ECOBOOST.

>>15481502
It (and the STi) is like a S-chassis for wealthy people. Decent stock, fuckhuge aftermarket.