>price: please contact by phone

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>base model is almost as expensive as another version of the car

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>car parked with for sale sign
>no price on sign

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>the Ecoboost is slightly out of my budget

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>see a car I like
>talk myself out of every single car I look at

>>15476921
>looking at trucks
>base model is ~24k
>add V6 engine and 4WD
>raises the price 10k fucking dollars
>top trim is only 2k more at that point

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>250,000 miles
>"highway driven, good condition"

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>>15477170
>truck v6

Dude no this is murica

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>"I know what I got"

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>Engine makes a wierd sound.

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>Long fucking essay about how great the car is
> doesn't post mileage, price, and only picture is of the front and looks like it was taken on a flip phone.

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>doesnt run has new timing belt needs 1 part dont have time to do it myself

>>15477482
>engine overhaul
>perfect condition
>one small leak
>just the valve cover gasket

When ever someone says they have an unfixed leak on the valve cover gasket on a straight 4 i want to tell them to fuck off

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>previous owner passed away

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>throwout bearing needs replacement quoted 800 dollar fix still drivable

>>15477322
It was a Tacoma, anon.
>needing more than a V6 in a truck unless you're towing fucking horses or some shit

>no MOT or tax

>>15477170
>xlt equipped 45k
>lariat 55k
>king ranch 58k
>platinum 60k

JUST

>>15477147
I know that feel.

>>15477421
>shitty blurry pictures at weird angles, at night, in what looks like the bad part of town

>tfw see person in R series audi suv

>he is darting from lae to lane going way too fast

>im stayin in my lane cruising at 75-80

>he rockets into the distance when a person switches lanes in front of him

>out of sight


>10 min later i catch up to him still going 75 in a totally overloaded base model ford ranger

>pull up next to him and give him a cheeky grin

>>15477059
Just take out a loan anon. Ecoboost is worth it.

>>15477421
>>15479961
>finger in front of the camera to block the license plate

>>15480078
I'm okay with this. What's wrong with doing this?

>>15480102

it's fucking stupid and unnecessary. Your license plate is exposed every time you drive. The average person can't get any important information from it.

>>15480102
1. It's pointless
2. When people do this they always take the picture in portrait mode, and sometimes even manage to focus on the finger so that the fucking car is blurry
3. Even if they don't fuck it up, it still looks stupid

>>15480073
If you need a loan to buy a car you shouldn't be buying much of anything

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>finger between camera and license plate in every photo
>its a black mans finger

>close up of scratch is main picture

>paragraph written in Spanish
>shorter paragraph below it written in broken English

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>tasteful mods

Or a long-winded diatribe about how amazing the car is, with a bunch of work that's been done to it with a top dollar asking price, then at the bottom you see
>rebuilt title

>ask if I can check the vin
>"It's clean," "no" or no response

>>15478143
>not adding 4hp

>>15480254
>I ask for the VIN
>They're surprised I mention the recent accident that was on the VIN report

>not looking to sell, trades only

how about I trade you for some money you stupid faggot?

>>15480148
>>15480078
But that lets you know what race the owner is. That can be very valuable information anons.

>Can I take it to a mechanic to check out further?
>"no sorry mane, it's unlicensed and I don't want to blah blah blah excuses"
>"but you can check it out as much as you want on the property..."
>Proceeds to shit bricks as I call a friend over and we begin checking codes and doing a compression test while jacking the car up, removing wheels and checking suspension, before ripping half the engine bay apart.
>find out exactly what the guy was being sketchy about
>it was fucking nothing

>>15480172
>

>new car comes out
>visit it on the manufacturer's website
>"Build your ____"
> Twenty or so minutes invested into my dream NSX or whatever
>Dreadful reality sets in as I can't even buy parts for my own car

>do you have any bills or recites for maintenance
>if you want du car come look if not don't bother me

Alright faggot just lost yourself a potential sale

>ran last year

>>15478143
>needing a truck unless you're towing horses or some shit

>all it needs is a new engine

>>15480465
This. If you don't own a truck for hauling stuff or towing stuff you're a poser.

>oh it sold two weeks ago bro
THEN TAKE THE GOD DAMN AD DOWN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>>15480439
>new car comes out
>visit it on the manufacturer's website
>"Build your ____"
> Twenty or so minutes invested into my dream NSX or whatever
>dreadful reality sets in as I don't even own a car

>>15480477
>new car comes out
>visit it on the manufacturer's website
>"Build your ____"
> Twenty or so minutes invested into my dream NSX or whatever
>dreadful reality sets in as I don't even have electricity

>>15477508
I'm confused why is this bad?

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>AC works, just needs a recharge

>>15480485
It means the previous owner is a ghost

>these things last forever
>300k miles

usually a 4runner or other toyota product

>>15480543
I was looking at an '83 Celica that said the same thing with nearly 300K miles on the clock. He was asking $3000 for it. I laughed a little. Then was sad since I wanted one for cheap, but that was the cheapest.

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>got the engine just needs to be dropped in
>x doesn't work but I've got the replacement parts

>>15477508
>>15480485
yeah that's actually good

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>>15480484
Go buy a buggy and get off my board Jebediah

>>15480485
the car is most likely possessed

>Put $10,000 in mods in Acura Integra
>Selling at $2000
>Engine Swap
>700 hp

>oh one small thing, the drive shaft and tranny cannot hold the extra power. No biggie

>>15479981
yea but you probably didn't have as much fun as him

>>15480609
If he shows me a dyno sheet with a 700hp integra that's recent and I can call the place and confirm, I'll buy it for $2000.

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>Its stock
>plenty of custom parts

>>15477508

My friend found a STi for 8k with clean title. He snatched it up, Family said that it came into there possession from there son and just wanted to get rid of it.
>USMC stickers and rank badges on back window.
>He drives it to the local meet
>some marines approach him about the car.

Turns out the prior owner was a Marine who wife cheated on him, and he blew his brains out in the STI.

>>15480278
lol this

>>15480724
Maybe that guy's ghost will help your friend win races

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>doesn't list the price
>"Just testing the waters, no rush to sell"

>>15480735

Dat ghost spool

>>15480724
>who wife cheated on him, and he blew his brains out in the STI
what a life, killing yourself in your beloved car over some woman, fuck
this is sad

>like new condition, only minor cosmetic damage on left side
>pictures of only the right and front
>picture of front is angled from the right

>>15478143
You need ponies for hauling ponies anon

>>15480756

Probably had PTSD. I lived in a Marine town, some of them are so fucked up. Met one guy, he wouldn't drive over anything in the street would swerve around stuff, because in Iraq he watched his best friend killed when a IED blew the Humvee apart.

>>15480724
Oh man what a bad one. Rip

>>15480724
Wait, he didn't take the previous owner's bumper stickers off and was driving it around?

Gay.

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>no price in mind, throw some offers at me

>>15480871
$1

>>15480893
>"Fuk of lowballer i no wat ive got"

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>pics attached to an ad show car in mint condition
>read description
>"car had a small collision, pics available on email"

>>15480895
they know what they got but not well enough to have an asking price, i feel your pain anon

>>15480871
>"OBO"

>>15480913
even though they will never go below asking price

>First 10 pictures are of the back & sides of the car in pristine condition for great price
>finally gets to last angle of the car, smashed front end

>>15480949
>"slight damage"

>>15480957
"no lowballers I KNOW WHAT I GOT"

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>1990 Nissan 240SX
>46,000 Miles
>$2,000
>Reverse image search a photo from the listing
>Links back to a forum post from 2007

>Will provide pics only upon request

>Over $50K invested only asking $38K!
In what world is buying shitty body kits for your Integra "show car" an investment

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https://sarasota.craigslist.org/cto/5680202344.html

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>mechanic's special

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>Woman owned and driven

>>15481288
>Woman owned and driven into the ground
more accurate

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>clearly hispanic thumb covering licence plate

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> Post 2 pictures, no interior pics
> no specs, trim or mileage.
> "Good condition, runs great call xxx-xxx-xxxx, se habla espanol"
Shopping for trucks is hell here in Cali.
Is it a fucking i4? V6? V8? Manual? Automatic? 4wd? Wtf man help me out here

>>15481271
>Unless your sister is Emilia Clarke. Then it's time to fork out five Jacksons and look the other way.

top fucking kek
This was an absolute joy to read.

>>15480172
>things bitter poor people say

>>15480485
It's super spoopy

>>15477147
I do this often when shopping for a car, so far I've only owned 3 cars in my 16 yrs of driving, two of which I still own.

>>15480261
Had a guy with printed car fax history show me the car was clean, based vin bro saved my ass, The reporting gap almost got me.

>MS paints out the plate
Every time

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>>15481272
>project car
>needs some work
>runs

>>15481437
>Ran when parked

>>15481271
is this your add?

>>15480724
>be muhreen
>drive car made by fuji heavy industries
>the company that made the planes Japan used in WW2

top kek

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I dont know exactly what to feel about this.

>>15482190
well it's LHD so you better be buying it for parts

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>>15482216
>Has 245k miles but its a honda so it runs forever

>>15480449
receipt.

>used car
>beat to shit
>seller has it for almost as much as a new model
>craigslist
like something out of a LPG thread fuck

>>15478330
>NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR SMOG

>>15480278
Kekkk

>>15480278
top heh

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>sort craigslist ads by price lowest to highest
>6 pages of cars listed at $1

I should email those faggots and try to waste as much of their time as possible.

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>call or text only, no emails
>no phone number on ad

>>15483325
>Sort low to high
>20 pages of dealerships listing cars by the monthly payment cost
Fucking die

>>15483325
>>15483363
[Price min] ~$1000
Easy as that.

>>15476907
>"runs and drives"
>lush layer of moss under the car

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>Nice car listed at a really good price on CTO
>1 1/2h away but whatever, a private address
>Bring printout with ad
>Guy drives up in a different car
>"We got down the street, I'll give you a ride"
>Getting shifty, tell him I'll take my own car
>Drives 5 mins to a buy here pay here lot
>park on the lot like an idiot
>Jimmies semi rustled
>Say I have to finance, that never posted a price
>Show them the ad
>They take to look at, see the manager rip it
>Jimmies full ahead rustle
>Walk out, my car is boxed in, they lost the keys to the car blocking mine
>They still trying to get me to buy
>Tell them I'll call the cops, keys appear
>But wait, my car has a flat
>They say they have no pump
>Shits still trying to sell me that car as I put on spare
>Resist urge to smash their kneecaps with tire iron
>Tire was fine, they aired it down
>Rage all the way home
>Find and report all their ads in the CTO section
>Craigslist don't care, still see their ads today.

>>15480608
Hopefully not repossessed.

>>15477170
Adding 4wd adds a lot of mechanical parts it's not as simple as just a trim package.

>>15477530
So what? Just let the fucked release bearing run till the car needs a new clutch. The only part it will damage is the fingers on the pressure plate, and you'll replace that with the clutch anyway

>>15483548
>so what just run the car with no oil until you need new internals you can replace those when you replace the oil
holy crap dude

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>Needs 'love'

>love

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>>15483548
This is what I've done since I bought my car.

>>15480471
This is literally 95% of truckfags.

>>15480471
i have a ranger as a daily. its fun to drive and occasionally i put shit in it, like matresses and other furniture. 90% of the time though the bed is empty. its still worth having it when you need it

>>15480832
i left a paramedic sticker on my first car. never got pulled over

>>15480102
>I'm okay with this. What's wrong with doing this?

It can be someone else's car. They just have that as a model to show you. They need you to appear in person. Since you are buying, your bank account will have the money in it.

They attack and detain you. They force you to hand your ATM card over with code. If it doesn't work, then you will have a finger bashed with hammer. Can't prove it was them that did it. After they withdraw the daily limit, they then go around to buy store gift cards with the debit card. And merchandise. They can buy a lot since you have enough money in your bank account now to get a car.

Time for you to transfer money from your 401K into your bank account. It will be wired for immediate transfer. Thank you for supporting lives that matter.

>>15481271
>Says he found the guy
>Doesn't upload the selfie pics to his craigslist ad

Yeah, thanks. I'll just PRETEND I saw the picture you were talking about, dickweed.

>>15483538
>a transfer case, second powered axle and a few electronic components are worth a literal 50% increase in price on some trucks

>>15483325
Seriously, I just turned 18 and trying to get my first car so maybe I'm missing something, but why do people do this?

>>15484077
put min price at 50

>>15484108 (You)
He fucking asked why do people do it, not for a solution

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>look at ads
>citroen SM
>fucking gold paint
>20k
>150k miles
>"car runs perfectly and have not had any issues"

>>15484410
>>fucking gold paint
Nothing wrong with that

>>15480586
Do they cut their hair like that so they can't get laid?

>>15484299
Because they know people hit min to max price and want attention

>>15481271
Why the fuck is the handbrake on the side of the passenger

>>15476907
That was the scariest episode of Batman, when Bruce realizes he's stuck in a dream when he notices the words in the newspaper are scrambled.

>>15477059
who's she?

>>15483375
>buying a shitbox for more than 1k

>>15484077
A lot of times when I see cars listed at $1, $5, $10, in the ad description they're actually looking for $1k, 5k, and 10k. It's just shitty if you're looking for something cheap and see a mint 370z on page one for $20.

>>15484695
Those ads are 200% worthless. They don't post the actual price because it's always too high and they know it. It's fucking infuriating

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>has had lots of work put into it
>not a single fucking receipt to be found

>>15484077
So their ad shows up for more broad searches. That's why you'll see paragraphs at the bottom of every word related to the vehicle including other makes/models.

>>15481195
link? what was the post about?

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>>15476907
>only rolled once

>>15484518
no, that cool af on a car like that, but the whole 150k miles and no issues & runs perfectly scares me

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>just few scratches around the body

>>15483246
>IF I SMOG IT PRICE WILL GO UP 100%

>>15484930
Hey CL here is my clean integra for sale
$5500 FIRM don't waste my time

Ignore: rx7 s13 s14 evo 240sx rb25 sr20 ka20

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>first pic is of the side of the car
>other pic is just the first pic flipped

>Ran when parked
>When Reagan was president

>>15485110
>V-TEC kicked in

>>15480609
That would be worth it for the engine alone if it really had 700hp, plus the body and extra parts

>>15484989
It was another listing. Funnily enough, it was for more than $2,000.

>rx8
>$1500
>low compression
>posted 27 days ago

>>15486501
so it just needs a whole new fuel system, brakes, engine flush, and its good to go

asking price? 25k, i know what i got. no tire kickers.

LOW MILES!!!
> 100K+ MILES
STOCK PHOTOS
> NOT ACTUAL CAR
SUPER LONG AD (which would be okay)
> IN ALL CAPS

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>Car runs great
>Just minor tranny problems