How do I get that street walker/hooker smell out of my car? I've

Pro tip with sites like pof sluts are like pizzas they come to you when you want them if you're not a land whale acne infested Mongol

>>15466986
Too much work bruh and I rather pay $20-$40 for some sloppy head that's much easier

>>15466973
What do hookers smell like?

>>15467000
Step one Craigslist fetlife tinder
Step two sex
Step three repeat.

>a few mice get into my car
>Smell won't leave
I know your pain bro, also I just use sites for girls, not going to get some street whore

>>15467005
Like a lot of scents it's hard to describe. But you can smell some cum, a lot of saliva, and sweat in one mixture. You also got their body odor too, which seems to be very universal. It's a terrible scent to get stuck in your car though, literally impossible to get out. That's why it's better to just do incalls or outcalls and not car fun unless the girl smells fresh, but then you got the cum and saliva that will stink your car up for eternity too.

>>15467024
I use both backpage and streetwalkers. I also do car visits with some girls from backpage.

>>15466986
>>15467005
In my experience the line between a slut and a whore is pretty soft. Like a whore who "loves" you might as well be a slut and a slut in desperate times may as well be a whore. They both smell the same.

>>15466973
so do cops really dress up like prostitutes?
Like in that south park episode.

>>15467035
That's fucking gross, Man. Either get more discerning about girls' hygiene or cut back on your slut budget and use some of that money to see a psychiatrist because you may be developing delusions.

So best way to get a smell out is?
>>15467035
I use night shift to get a girl with reviews. I've been messing with an older woman who gives great head, buy I want to see some younger white girls

Whores are illegal in all of America except parts of Nevada. I'm too afraid of being arrested for wanting to pay for a woman to suck my dick without taking her out to dinner.

>>15467005
Id assume pussy ass and sweat

>>15467079
I was too, for the first time have them come to your place

Independent escorts are the fucking best.
You meet in her own apartment, she doesn't rush things, she cuddles and chats with you afterwards etc.

>>15467091
Isn't calling a prostitution service almost always police trap? Seriously I am beyond paranoid about this kind of thing. If I ever smoked weed I'd probably go insane.

>>15467095
You can get the same from any woman on a dating site

>>15467050
I'm concerned about the latter too. I am getting more angrier everyday and prostitutes help let go of some of the stress and rage temporarily.

>>15467080
This. Just like a slut - or even your sweet little innocent girlfriend after you've been out slutting her up against trees in the woods - or even a girl who's just real wet for you but you only took out to smoke her weed. Yeah, like a fat one in one of those fat girl empire waist dresses they like to wear? That's as strong as any 3 sluts right there.

>>15467100
Called it, Bro. You need another outlet.
>>>/fit/

>>15467098
I'm not good with women. I can get one night stands and pull girls at nightclubs but it just feels so empty and I feel like a piece of shit after.
The girls I actually care for never reciprocate and go out with someone else.

I think I'm gonna stop going to clubs altogether since recently the girl I had feelings for went out with my friend and it caused me to rethink a few things.

>>15467106
>>>>/fit/
So you want him to pick up male prostitutes now?

>>15467098
What do you have against the natural order that results in prostitutes?

>>15467109
You need to learn to engage in the hollow sham of a "relationship" the sluts want. Keep at LEAST two of those up in the air. This will give you the confidence to not get crushed when your attempts on a girl you like does something you don't. You can literally "go to one of your sluts". There's a reason that's a meme. Dudes are low-key doing it all around you all the time btw. Once the blinders fall from your eyes you see it everywhere.

>>15467097
I mean, I understand what you're getting at but use a site and then Google the girls number to see if she has reviews

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>>15467106
I hate the gymbrodude culture so I never want to go to a gym. I think I'm destined to suicide because nothing ever seems to make me happy and I'm just tired with everything in life. Nothing interests me and I don't even have any friends. All I do is work and on my off days I post shit threads like this. Same thing nearly every fucking day. Thankfully my work schedule is published 2 weeks ahead of time so time goes a lot faster when I look at that.

>>15467127
I lost interest in keeping sluts about.

>>15467112
Every board on 4chan is overflowing with faggots. There are literally faggots in this thread right now giving advice or at the very least, guys who would instantly go faggot if the right dude showed them sincere attention. I want him to save himself while he still can.

>>15467139
But see /fit/ is the Anon version of brodudes. There are plenty of guys who just work out alone at home and never show their faces or even their bodies. That other Anon probably thinks that dudes looking at other dudes' bodies is gay but it's not gay to be proud of your gains it's not gay to inspire or encourage others.

>>15467005
raw tuna

>>15466973

Stop turning tricks in your car

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>>15466973
obligatory.
4chan scares me when they put their minds to something.

>>15467005
Touch your butthole and smell your finger. 70% similarity.

>>15467185
Reminds me of the /v/ thread where they argued how many pieces you could cut a person into with just 3 or so sword swings.

>>15467174
Straight the fuck up. Visit a normal fucking escort in her apartment. Dont fuck with the ones in an hourly rate. Those streetwalkers you can probably talk them into unprotected sex for a little extra and thats the kind you avoid like the plague because lolstd when she nicks your dick with her teeth

>>15467329
I thought unprotected oral was safe?

>>15467358
you gave a hooker oral?

>>15467358
>what is oral herpes

>>15467365
>>15467371
Someone must've been trolling me but I saw an image explaining why an unprotected blowjob was safe so long as she doesn't break skin with her teeth like >>15467329
said.

>>15466973
the hell is that kind of a smell?

>>15467365
>Tfw I went to an amp and went down on the mamasan

Lots of hair on that old pussy

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>>15467139
it's like you're describing me

>>15467358
Nigga if you cant suck a snakebite out you cant suck a hooker out bro

And even if you can, just why dude. Risk vs reward. What the fuck reward is there for eating a hooker out?

>>15467041
no one chooses to be a sex worker/slave

This thread has now become a guide for how to have protected sex with a prostitute.

>>15466973
I'
ve never had the problem, but the hotel where I work had one of those industrial-size ozonizer, to get rid of foul smell on the room.

I thibk one of those carwash had those

>>15467533
Not true. While nobody chooses to be a slave, some have chosen to be sex workers. The money is good, and in spots the industry is regulated.

A friend of mine did it for two years in Nevada. Made about 90K/year average after taxes and such. She said it was fun, but it was time to do something different.

ozium

I spray it in my car whenever I need to drive my mom somewhere. My car smells dank even when I don't have any weed/pipes/etc in the cabin

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try this

>>15466973
>How do I get that street walker/hooker smell out of my car?

Short of using one of those small handheld rug/car shampoo machines, you can use the cleaner at most supermarkets. You spray it on, it foams up, you gently rub the foam into the surface of the fabric. Don't push the foam deep into the fabric because that just pushes grime into the cushion material. Let it dry. Vacuum out the foam and debris that the dry foam encapsulated. You may have to repeat a few times. But that method works in removing buttsweat that soaked into your car seat and smells like sex and fecalcoliform bacteria. The smell never goes away because the bacteria are revived from moisture and body heat when other people sit in the car.

Those people who sit in your car thus end up cross-contaminated with a little bit of grunge.

>>15466973

Dude. Honestly I sold my car when it got that bad.

sprinkle baking soda, wait 24 hours, vacuum

This thread reminds me of when my mom went on some weird food fad diet that had her only washing like once a week. Some detox bullshit.

Her car also died and I had to drive her to something I forget what

The smell of fermenting cunt was overpowering.
That stink does not come out.

Later.
My GF at the time got in the car and started screaming that I'd been cheating on her because she smelled the stank of ripe cunt
Argument ensued.
thanksmom.jpg

Long story short...
I went to a junkyard and got a "new" passenger seat that smelled of cigarettes, lost a GF and my mom got sepsis from her special bullshit detox diet.

>>15468161
holy water?

>>15468098
This guy gets it

>>15466986
Web 2.0 sluts are terrible. The amount of time you have to invest in it relative to old craigslist pisses me off.
RIP old craiglist no one left there but the real freaks

>>15467261
>not wiping well enough so that you can touch your hole with no stink attached

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>>15466973
Oh, I was hoping this would be a dead hooker joke.

>picking up trashy street hookers
>not visiting brothels

>>15468781
>The smell of fermenting cunt was overpowering
LOL

>>15468787
kek

>>15468838
>I never fart and have the tonus of a knotted balloon

>>15468838
>wiping in hope to get a well cleaned ass
Use bidet with soap to get an odourless ass. You will even get less shit-stains in your underwears.

>>15467005
Somewhat like armpit mixed with ass smell but in a way which is very likeable to you. But the said combination of yours will be very ewwy to you.

>>15468468
How come the buyer did not notice it?

>tfw no sweet smell of femboi in your car

>>15472024
>sweet smell
>femboi

uh

>>15472139
fembois reek of cum and so do you disgusting slut

>>15472160
i bet you're ugly and fat

>>15472168
I'm ideal for 6'1". ;)

god dammit this thread kek