>Wanna take a ride on my bike anon?

I don't know

Can you repeat the question?

Nice Triumph. Bet it's not as fast as mine.

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>>15463218

Y-yes.
> I haven't had sex in three years

>>15463249
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

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>>15463249
>>15463258

The level of annoyance that girl must possesses far exceeds her level of attraction. So no.

>>15463218
yes
>scream like a bitch the whole run while grabbing her boobs

>>15463258

AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG

>>15463271

What are you basing that on?

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>>15463218

>"S-sure"

>"T-this is just like in Akira"

>"I can't hear you! what was that?"

>"T-THIS IS JUST LIKE IN AKIRA, HAVE U SEEN AKIRA? IT WAS A M-MASTERPIECE

>"What? um no"

>"I'm gonna drop you off now"

>"O-ok"

>;_;

>>15463218
>looks like my sister
Yup.

Sure, do you have extra gear?

>Too autistic to touch a girl
>Nowhere else to hold on
>Fall off the back straight away
>She doesn't notice because I'm so skinny and light
>I get to watch her ride off into the distance

>>15463340

Your sister is hot. Post more of her.

>>15463218

>incredibly cute waifu material lady in cute boots, tight jeans, an adorable beanie, a badass motorcycle jacket and an even more badass bike.
>who do i have to kill

>>15463359
Nah. Ill keep her to myself thanks

>>15463218
>passenger footpegs touching the exhaust
>no front mudguard

SHIT
H
I
T

>>15463308

For you

>ammo can saddle bags
>wrapped pipes
>one mirror, because fuck symmetry
And worst of all
>woman

>>15463218
I have a faster one, wanna see if you can keep up.

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>>15463218
>no boobs
>not a greasy dyke
3/10 would steal bike

>>15463218
I'm not very good at riding motorcycles, don't have a motorcycle license, and it would be embarrassing to ride on a motorcycle with a woman controlling it. Overall I would have to know that you're good at riding motorcycles to an extraordinary degree.

Nah, get out with that hinkley shit.