Valet Hell

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>letting another guy park your car
>tfw KEK

ask the mexican, they usually can drive stick

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>paying for a valet

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>give keys to valet
>get in back seat to make sure they don't abuse my car

>>15462406
>How much do I have to tip these fuckers to get one who actually drives a stick everday to park my car?

If you have self-driving cars, you can purchase specific location map data such as parking garages and car parks. This is anticipated to be a growth area when self-driving cars become widely used.

Various companies have been building up databases and smaller companies get bought out. The largest map data company is in Germany and even google and others buy geolocation map data from that german company for use with the cars.

If you have the add-on data packs for your area, then you really can tell the car to go park itself while you go into the club. Then when you come out, you summon the car to you. No valet needed. The geomap data knows where checkpoints are and will stop the car. Because cars can integrate with payment systems (my car can run software and send out a signal so it technically can pay for something if such software existed) by that future date, even a pay-parking spot could be paid for by your car automatically by a pass. My toll roads, HOV lane passes, and toll bridge fees are paid automatically this way already. So the tech definitely exists and is definitely in use already and is definitely proven reliable and is definitely used by a lot of people. So adding it to private parking lots is not a technical problem but probably more of a cost logistics one.

>>15462406
what kind of a faggot uses valet parking?

>>15462406
Get a dashcam. It freaks valets out so at the very least they'll baby it so you don't get them fired. Worst case scenario you check footage, see someone rape your clutch, complain that someone who can't drive stick shouldn't be working there, and get whatever you were doing comped.

t. valet

>not calling the valet ahead of time
>not having a front spot open
>not just pulling up front and getting out and going in
>not having your car front and center

i hate that most of /o/ are poor country folk

>>15464524
No valet is going to do this unless your car is over $100k

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>>15464849
Most people who own <$100k vehicles wouldn't dare let a fucking valet touch it.

Even though most are pieces of garbage anyway.

>>15464880
>Ferrari
>can't afford to edge your daddy's driveway

>>15462428
this

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>>15463106
Speaking of self-driving cars, when that's commonplace, can I just send my car to Florida or somewhere? Would it get pulled for not having people in it?

Will absolutely revolutionize drug trafficing.

Pnr

>>15464933
Until they stop the car with the click of a button and kick your door in.

>>15464880
God that fucking paint. This is why Ferrari tries to choose its buyers.

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>>15464894
>Implying I'd own a pos Ferrari, let alone a model that is super temperamental and jerky

Also, >driveway
That's the street, so it's the city's problem.


Also edging your lawn too much is bad for its health.

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>>15464952
It's a 04, but yeah. I know a guy who was flown out to the factory to choose everything that went into his.
Turned out pretty nice.

>>15464965
Ah so you take pictures of other people's cars to seek approval like GS400guy

>>15464977
Kek. Don't summon the Teletubby looking faggot.

>>15464977
I work with many Ferraris/Euro exotics in a day, some I have to take pictures of, some I drive.

>seeking validation on a Taiwanese canning form

Keep shootin' tex