LPG THREAD

>>15455647
Get on his dick more faggot. I swear nobody wants to talk cars here.

>hello how do i use archive

>>15455655
Stories are nice sometimes. So cynical damn.

>>15455655
>dealerships and the whacky antics that ensue are not car related

Sorry we're not screaming at each other about FWD and RWD. You could go post in one of the six ecoboost shilling threads if that makes you feel better.

archive.4plebs.org, search by subject of tales from the dealership

>MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love LPG but secretly I hope he gets fired, only because he admitted he had some 11/10 stories that he could not say because they would be too easy to post and find the faggot who caused the story to happen

>>15455714
>the last thread was something I already saw and read

>it was in May

>>15455730
>I don't know where the archive is, pls help!
>here it is
>whine

Am I back on /g/?

>>15455647
Here's one with some emotion in it. In my lifetime, I've seen two people similar to that but not to that degree. They came from wealthy families who really could back up their wasteful ways. However, there are tragic stories of "wannabee" girls that grow up watching and using "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" as their source of personal ethics and inspiration of goals in their lives.

https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/14228818/#q14228818

>>15455838
My favorite is still that MARY!!! asshole, he didn't NEED anything, he was just a dipshit trying to impress people at his shitty job. A lot of people in these stories are trying to get more than they can handle income wise, but they still at least need a car. This asshole was just hoping some other worker at his job looks at him and says "oh that's a nice truck I guess" before then asking him to ruin it by transporting more shit. If I worked construction there's no way I'd WANT a new truck even with spare cash.

https://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/14512836/#14513266

>>15455647
Fucking asshole using that picture

>>15455896
>My favorite is still that MARY!!! asshole

Importantly, the story shows how much of a predatory edge the salesman has over any car buyer. The salesman's senses and skills are honed over many repeat encounters with customers.

>>15455672
>this faggot doesn't know the archive doesn't have any LPG stories on it right now.

So when is that faggot gonna post more? I have been searching everyday for the past two weeks for this cuck to finally let it out lol.

>>15457132
>So when is that faggot gonna post more?

His university studies are winding down, so the need for his used car job to fund his education is also going away. I assume he's more concerned with his degree's oral and written presentation and defense than in posting more tales of his salesmanship experiences from the carolina area.

>>15457192
damn him for being on track with his life and not supporting my fetish!

>>15457232
>>15457192
go call up all the dealerships in town or leave them notes or something. Don't get the phone contact, get the actual salesman. Most of them will throw the offer away but somewhere, there will be some underpaid, pissed off guy who doesn't care if he loses his job due to how much shit he's had to deal with. You can make the next /o/ celebrity.

based on LPG's stories I'd recommend you contact a BHPH site but then you'd see stories start with
>So I was scamming a couple out of their life savings the other day when...

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Oh my god, when is this idiot going to stop samefagging for himself. Ugh.

someone post lpgs phone number so we can call him

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>>15457744
>Shakes like a dildo in a washingmachine

>>15457750
>Philosophy

Jesus christ