>go outside >see this girl doing this with your car What do?

>>15455242
Tell her she missed a bit

Bowl of eggs.

>>15455242
Give her a bowl of eggs

Give her a drink to wash down all the brake dust

Aske her if needs help. If she is out of it call authorities. If she is just joking around laugh and drive away.

>>15455242
>She's licking a Honda

desu I'd actually shoot her, then myself for owning a Honda

>>15455269
>Honda owners with guns
You sure thought that one through

>>15455273
What?

>>15455242
do the same to her ass

>>15455242
Ask her why she is licking my twingo.

Take pic from my balcony and report for suspicious activity.

Duct tape and rope.
Princess carry her to my bedroom and start a family.

replace the wheel with my penis

call her disgusting and wonder what mental illness she has

>>15455242
Remind her that the cold inflation pressure is 36 PSI.

>>15455286
>>15455476
>>15455461
Have sex

>>15455242
Don't worry because the asbestos in the brake dust will kill her slowly

>>15455520
>havent washed my car in a month
>wheels have no clear coat and caked in brake dust
>this

>>15455242
What the fuck is the retarded girl from down the street doing, I thought her parents kept track of her.

tell her shes lucky that I just washed it

Call an ambulance.

Grab a beer and watch the show.

Call Animal Control.

Poop on her feet

marry her

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>>15455362
for some reason this feels like an established catch phrase while it isn't

Offer her a bowl of macaroni, and eggs.

>>15455242
if rwd do a burnout
if fwd ask her if she'd like to have sex with a black man while I silently observe her from a dark lit corner.

>>15455718
This is the correct answer

my dogs piss on my car wheels

Tell her if she doesn't do that to my dick I'll stop the atoms

>>15455279
We think you're pathetic for shitting on a brand. It makes it obvious you know nothing about cars

Fuck her. Shes retarded.

Tell her to get the fuck away from my car and get her ass back to the mental hospital where she belongs