Do you give your cars a (nick)name?

No, call them by their color make model or maybe if it has a widely used nickname for its particular gen.

>>15441563
What are you, a faggot?...Oh..wait..

Chassis code ftw

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My mom always called my car booger because of the color, and it stuck

>pun intended

I don't lol

Doesn't mean I don't take care of it, just don't name it because It is weird

>>15441658
my car is a girl so no

>>15441563
What?!
No!
That's stupid!

>>15441964
Oh come on anon, what is it

Does "the beater", "the shit heap", etc count?

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His name was Ivan. But hes gone now...

>>15441563
any ben garrison nickname

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Her name is Teegs, I mostly use that and Dc2. Just got the car three months ago so it looks pretty stock.

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>>15442013

>>15441888
Those look like Walmart tires on your car.

>>15442181
thats because they are lol, i plan to get new wheels and tires, but thats at the end of a long list of things that need fixing

>>15441998
Any time my car gets a name it's usually "piece of shit".

I used to own a Dodge Ram that my friends and I referred to as "the mecha." Then I married a girl who insisted on naming all our cars. I just bought my first car without her and part of me wants to name it, but on the other hand, why?

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I liked the name Ferris it and the movie came out in 1986 but I've called it Trucco a bit too much and it's stuck

>>15442800
Mega cab spotted in the back lol

Call the 750 Bismarck "The Princess"

>>15442496
I don't like any part of that story and I feel like the more details I might learn, the less I'd like it.

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Right now I call it Cello, like the instrument.

It stands for Check Engine Light On.

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Officially my van is named Unwritten
>For the end has not yet been written.
It's also a nod to its color.
>Black/Parchment

Unofficially, I call her Bugcatcher for obvious reasons.

>>15442826
thing is a fucking limo of a truck
Big Red it's called

>>15441563
I call my Nissan 'The Nissan'
I call my Volkswagen 'The Volkswagen'
And I call my Ford 'The Ford'

>Inb4 STOP LIKING CAR BRANDS I DON'T LIKE

>>15442958
I'm going to bet your pet is named its respective animal.

>>15442975
See, unlike cars pets actually respond to their names.

I accidentally named my project. Haven't used it in public, but it's still there and as far as I know it the name doesn't seem to be going away.

>>15441563
> The truck

I call my truck the "bully machine" because my friends and I used to pile in and yell at people as we drove by

M3 Sophia
4runner Audrey
Warrior 350 Jordyn

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>>15441563
Nii san

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Ol' Blue
'56 Chevy

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Luxey, it's a girl

>>15442013
That plate lmao

I've been trying to think of a name just for kicks. If it were more of a shitheap then I'd call it Shaniqua but it's not ratchet enough.

We did get my dad a Captain America bobblehead to put in the back of his Avenger ha ha

>not calling your ride "baby"
shiggy

>>15441563
my eg civic is called egg or breezey cuz of it's variant.

bf's mazda 121 has plates that look like Pepi. so it's named lil pepi

>>15441939
Liar, I bet you suck its vacuum line

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Rambo

>>15441563
Before I got my gf it was "camry", now it's "carrito". Soon I'll have "truenito" as well.

>>15441563
Nicknaming your car is autistic to the maximum degree. Extremely cringeworthy.

>>15442975
Well my intellectually challenged friend, a pet is a sentient being. A car is not.

A pet will feel emotions toward you and love you.

A car will not.

A car is an object.

Naming your car is declaring to the world "greetings i am a cringy manchild, please avoid me"

But I guess your MLP shirt already does that so no loss on your part.

>>15441563
Ella The Death Car, because MR2. I name my cars because I love them: since the car is the only thing keeping me from a fiery and gruesome death every time I drive, I need to trust it, and I can't trust what I don't love.

Old jeep -> the old jeep
Firebird -> the black car
Cavalier -> the shitbox

That's about as close as I get.

i don't have a name, but i treat my car like a living thing and talk to it like its my dog

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>>15441563
No

It's a completely emotionless, inanimate object.

That said, I beat the shit out of it around the clock and it never fails to meet my expectations.

>>15445427
Cars can love you anon

>>15446502
Wrong - but the jury is still out on whether animals can love you either.

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>>15441563
I had a green Taurus in high school all my buds would call it the taurtoise.
>pic related

>>15446252
How odd. I baby my wj and it never ceases to disappoint me. Fucking breaking all the damn time. Plus it drives like an overweight hippopotamus.

Her name is the Fat Red Bitch.

>>15441563
i just called her raven cause of the color

>>15441563
If you gender your car and give it a human name then you are autistic.

>>15446643
Superior beings

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>>15441563
yea, the panty dropper

>>15446655
stance fags will defend this

grimace

>>15442881
that clever

>I called her elizabeth

>>15441563
Roxanne
>you don't have to put on the red light

My favorite car name that I've ever heard was my fathers old Dodge Ram that had a faded red paint job. His name was Clifford the Big Red Dodge.

My cars have been

Edna - 1989 Chevy Cavalier Coupe
Zelda - 1994 Chevy Corsica
Gertrude - 1994 Buick Lesabre
Vixy - 2011 Scion TC

When it works well, I call it baby girl. When it runs like normal, it's "piece of shit" but now that I replaced the alternator and starter, it should be baby girl more often.