There's a parallel universe

kys

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Modern cars > old and clunky shitbox scrap

I'm glad you felt the need to create this thread.

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Best Porsh in a while tbqh

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>>15411656
i feel ya

>>15411656
Any more adjectives you'd like to misuse?

>>15412482
Agreed. Only Porsche's look the least angry.

>>15412649
Just as mercedes fixes the front of their cars they go and decide to fuck up the rear

>>15412655
Got more of those assburgers?

>>15412649
It looks like somebody melted a wax car with a hairdryer

>>15412649
nice hyundai

>>15412457
>posts the definition of a modern shitbox

>>15411656
Is there Ecoboost in this universe?

>>15413924
>ecoboost 60s mustang

thetopkek

feeling lost tbqh

>>15413917
what's wrong with that

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>>15412457

>>15418345
Every time I see that photo I can't fucking believe how dark it is inside that fucking cave.

The outside of that car is a sunny summer day and almost nothing of that sun can reach inside that hole.

That numale doesn't seem to mind at all though

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i live there mate. its wonderful

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>>15411656
I daily this so yes.

>like driving a glass house
>didn't try to be anything it wasn't in the 14 year production span
>simple and just werks

>>15411656
square body masterace

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>>15411656
>truuuuuuuuu desu

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>>15418512
Same here, bruh. I'll take a 5-speed>slushbox in this baby

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>>15411656
Not as much of an aquarium as it used to be, but still, dat visibility and dat classiness.

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sounds shit desu

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>>15411656

Yeah, I come from that universe and I wish we had your round blobs since being a pedestrian is no fun around here

>>15411656
Hey, maybe if you kill yourself you'll be able to be reincarnated into the 80s/90s that you love so much.

Or you can by a Subaru Forester. Or buy a 20 year old car.

There's three options for you - stop complaining.

>>15421832
But I want something small and light that wasn't neglected, crashed, rusted or smoked in. I don't want to cope with human slime and minor electrical gremlins, but I positively need a small, efficient car that is fun to drive and easy to repair.

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>>15421832
>stop complaining.
>Hurrdurr
And you have the option to gtfo and not go into such threads lmao

>>15421344
You must be really desensitized not to notice all that tacky bling.

>>>/china/
>>>/thirdworld/

>>15411656
My car doesn't look like an angry bar of soap, though, and it's a new model.
And the 'driver aids' actually aid me instead of hampering me. The shift notes bother me a little, but I can just ignore that shit because I know better.
Windows are fairly low anyway, but I accept the need for side impact protection. I'd rather have smaller windows than be killed in a T-bone when Mumsy doesn't see the red light.

>>15418355
Protip; it's not dark inside that car, the camera is compensating for the brightness of the outside and his shirt and trying not to blow out the highlights

no because then in that universe they have nothing to pine for and compare it to

nostalgia shits are THE worst. THE FUCKING WORST.

Honestly at this point I don't think anything is good or bad it's just whatever happened to be around when you were 10-15, you latch onto that, never let go, and then spend the next eight decades fighting everyone and everything thinking that you have "taste"

>>15423155
Hint: I already sat in one and it is definitely a lot darker than in many other cars.

But apparently it's what a lot of people want. Some even retro-fit black interior roof carpet to make the car darker inside. Full retard mode.

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>>15411703
>>15412457
>>15412468
>>15412655
>>15421832
>>15422690
>>15423970

All these guys are absolutely spot on. Chapeau!

Embrace the progressive mood of this era and don't be a damn stone age person. Get with the times and don't even try to resist, you can't do nothing anyway! I mean, come on, it is 2016, get over it.

>>15424016
>All these guys are absolutely spot on.
>guys
Stop assuming we're all ~males~ in here, sh*tlord.

>>15412861
>Get called on being an idiot
>n-no y-you have asbergers
nice

>>15421711
nice

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>80/90s sized Windows
>not 50s windows

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All those shifty old cars don't have Ecoboost so u don't want them anyway

>>15424852
Just to spite you, I'm getting an old Sierra and swapping an Ecoboost in it. Just you watch.

>>15424016
I just want more visibility again

>>15424829
we actually have 50's proportions now again