ITT: Cars named like strippers

Stagea

>>15405838
Sti

mercedes gla

glamorous latina ass

>>15405838

princess

Silvia

This post is a catch-22, strippers are named after cars usually.

>>15405942
Underrated post. Also, Clio.

>>15406238
Would bang a chick named Supra.

Starlet

340i

that fucking slut
nothing was original on her

qashqai sounds like a turbohomo

Tucson

>>15407677
Sounds like advice you'd give to an unexperienced crossdresser.

Tuck, son.

Megane
Clio
And
T W I N G O

tempest
cougar
sable

mustang

>>15408511
And Kadjar is her middle eastern pimp

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dat ass

Ford escort

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That slut (also the Cedric for the male version I guess)

MP4-12C

>>15405838

miata

Mercedes

Chevette - cheap french hooker that smells like cigarettes. Insists you pronounce her name "cheveh".

Porsche

>>15408281

On what planet do you pronounce Tucson that way?

It's too-san

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>>15405838

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Fairlady Z
Epica
Evora
Giulietta
Hellcat
Impreza
Elise
Octavia
Caprice

Chevy Tahoe

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LaFerrari

>>15406220
Came in here to post this.

ur mum

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>>15410571
"Lets give it up for MP4 dash 12C!"

evoque

>>15405838
stay buttmad OP

that car, with the right Heico Sportiv tune is faster than your dumbshit I4 1978 Mustang that your uncle Steve gave you because he got a divorce at the worst time in his life.

And it's faster than your grandpa's C5 convertible all year round.

Also, have a (You).

ibiza

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>>15413162
>Tahoe
>da hoe

>>15413343

Lets step back from the computer and remove the 2 foot long horse dildo from your asshole.

Laguna

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Carrera
Celica
Dakota
Elise
Eleanor
Giulietta
Jetta
Porsche
Savanna
Sierra
Victoria

>my names Victorrria

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>Named after a porn star

>>15405838
ɛ̃fini
elantra
chimaera
tamora
elise

>>15413116
JIMMY!

Christine

>>15416759
>Giulietta
>Carrera
>Eleanor
????

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This is Porscha

PAJERO

>>15424280
what does that even mean?
i know its a psuedo luxury suv that to me feels like a lump of palastic

>>15424283
Roughly translates to "wanker" in Spanish. That's why it got renamed for the American market.

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BMW

>>15424433
ew

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>>15413236
lol

Soul
Murano
Charger
Encore
Eclipse
Celebrity
Juke
Tahoe
Escalade
Celica

Step it up fagg/o/ts

>>15424881
Charger? Sounds like a gay stripper name. You would know though right?