>this is an actual thing

>>15390157
Who gives a fuck 99.5% of /o/ can't afford a new car

A mercedes SUV? those have been a thing for awhile. what makes this one different?

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>>15390157
>>15390157
>A compact crossover that isn't round and angry

I'm okay with this.

>>15390157
Looks pretty nice actually.
a lot better than the shit Mercedes has pumped out recently

>>15390157
just bring back the glk ;_;

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>this is an actual thing

>>15391091
Best selling vehicle Bentley has ever produced

SUVs and crossovers are the niggers of the automotive world

They taint every manufacturer they touch, absorb insane amounts of resources, are flashy and pointless, and you can't talk openly about how cancerous they are because they're everywhere.

Not even /pol/ just tired of fat old rich people's absurd tastes influencing everything because of their idiotic, misguided obsessions with:
>muh ground clearance
>muh looking over everyone
>muh off-road capable grocery getter
>muh rain and snow
>muh ease of ingress and egress with big gulps and pizzas in my hands

>>15391091
that shit looks based af to be honest

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>>15391135
>thinking maximum performance, minimal weight, and low center of gravity are the only things that make a vehicle fun
19 year old try hard detected

SUV's are great for when you need a vehicle that's capable, comfortable, and has the seats/space needed for everyday life shit. I can't tell you how many times I get off a 12 hour shift, sore and tired, just to sink into my Sequoia's maximum camfy seats pillow soft suspension and thank myself for not buying a Miata. It's great for camping, buying groceries, or moving things around

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>>15390157
It looks like you used that photoshop tool to shrink its eyes

>>15391203
SUVs are shit, kill yourself

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>>15391266
SUV's are great, grow up

>>15391091
Why is seth rogan driving it.

>>15391135

>Porsche Cayenne and Macan
>absorbing resources

Kek.

>>15391286
>"grow up"
>animu poorfag
>couldn't afford a sedan or wagon capable of towing a trailer
>or a trailer and the paperwork for it
>or delivery fees for furniture
>thinks he's an adult

Children make do with what little they can get from daddy. One day, it's daddy, the other day, it's society. Adults can fend for themselves and get what they want.

You'll realize this when you're contributing to the world instead of doing "chores" at a dead end job and watching cartoons in your spare time.

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>>15391603
>wasting money on different things that one type of vehicle does and does well
>buying an inferior sedan or wagon that can't seat 8 in supreme comfort, go off-road, tow a boat and carry a weeks worth of camping gear all at once
>thinking 60k a year is poorfag

It's like you co sciously try your hardest to suck at life

>>15391652
>Seat 8
You don't have 8 people to seat
>go off-road
You don't need a "sperts utiletay vehicular" to do this
>carry camping gear
Learn to own and drive with trailers
>tow a boat
If you weren't an eternal child you'd have it in a dock
>60k a year
Literally what unionized assembly line workers make

>>15391091
The SUV has replaced the land barge as the big luxury status symbol. Poorfags like you who can only dream of buying used 20 years from now don't get a say. You never had a say.

>>15391286
>"grow up"

I laughed and was triggered at the same time :DDDDD
D:

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>>15391694

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>That is a photoshop render

Looks like a car that at least knows what it wants to be unlike some abomination like an X6

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>>15391603
>projecting this much on a Laotian macaroni folk art imageboard

>>15391203
*definitely

>>15392627
it looks like a literal childs toy

see how it doesnt have small moving parts or sharp edges?

>>15391652
nigger $100k a year is a poorfag who couldn't even afford to rent an aprtment. what the fuck are you smoking

>>15390157
Of course, the Fordcedes Bunz Explorered.

>>15391091
>the rear passenger door handle is a part of the massive wheel well bulge
>the front corner trim extends to the passenger door
FUCKING DISGUSTING

>>15395232
>nigger $100k a year is a poorfag who couldn't even afford to rent an aprtment. what the fuck are you smoking


Do you live in central London or something? That's a decent and liveable income even for an upper middle class area in Los Angeles.

>>15390762
I like it.

>>15391652
Don't post a picture of my waifu ever again, dumb SUV soccer mom poster.

>>15395232
>$100k a year is poorfag
nigga I make $90k and I have a three-bedroom house in a major metropolis
what kinda hellhole are you living in where an apartment costs over $8k/month?

>>15396125
He's trolling. The only places where $100k/year is a below average salary are London, Sydney, and the UAE.

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>you now remember the first M class
>built in the US
>least reliable Merc of all time