tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

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>tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

I think of something completely different when I see that

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beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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>>15389060
>beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep

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>>15389077
REEE

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bong bong bong bong

>>15389105
good job at ruining the thread summerfag

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vrooooooo *clunk* rwooooooooooooooo *clu-clunk* rwoooooooooooo

>>15389120
>g-get out summerfag, I've been here since March

>>15389105
>>15389136
>posting facebook tier boomer shite
>thinking you're not cancer

Get out.

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>>15389105

>>15389105

>implying a Type R doesn't outclass whatever shitbox you drive

>>15389105
Yeah something about that gen civic si makes girls wet. Lack of center console + center mounted shift knob makes it easier for your gf to get work done ;^)

Seriously though great car

>>15389136
nice job outing yourself as a summerfag again

>>15389120
>>15389152
>>15389168
>>15389195
>>15389201

Hell hath no buttfury like butthurt hondafags

>>15389456
sure is summer in here

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EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>your door is a jar

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>chirp chirp

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>>15389862
>chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

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aweeoooweeoooeweeeoooooooweeoooooo

boowoohwoohwoohwoohwoohwoohwooh

dooooo deeeee dooooo deeeee dooooo deeee dooooo deeeee

whooooooooooooooooop whoooooooooooooop

deek deek deek deek deek deeek deek deek deek

whewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhewhew

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THUD

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*whhhhiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

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nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

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THUNK

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"cracking bones"

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>>15390002

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honk honk

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sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi sugoi

>>15390073
Underrated

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Kkkkhhhhhhhrrrrr

>>15390187
Dear god why

>>15390224
>2016
>not being Hellaflush™

>>15390295
kill yourself

>>15389105
>this gets deleted
>shitposting about RWD/sports cars all over the board left untouched
Janny confirmed hondacuck

>>15390224
I don't know why anon. I like low, but not that low. I'm only a little lower than function allows and I only have problems on shitty roads.

>>15390311
what was it?

>>15390325
Just a picture of a Civic with "[cock sucking sounds]" or something

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beep beep

>>15389088
>bong bong bong bong
My old box Panther had this for the alarm, so soothing

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>hon hon

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>>15389029
>tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick

>>15390311
kek, triggered summerfag mad he gout outed

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>>15389077
>seatbelt alarm for the FUCKING PASSENGER SEAT

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>>15389029
tick tick tick beep beep beeeeeep

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>>15390581
>place anything heavier than a pound on the seat and BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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>>15390581
those are GAY

>>15389029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TovqogviVU

>>15390563
How many retarded memes are you going to try to cram into the same post [multiple times] to pretend you're not a summefag?

>>15389676
>turns wheel
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa

>>15390608
Cool car alarm Ahmed, wanna bring it to the White House?

>>15389993
REEEEEEEEEE

>>15390073
kek, i get the reference

rip in peace sweet prince

>>15390187
i will never understand this lack of logic

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>turn wheel to full lock

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>15389851
https://youtu.be/HfQCje-aUck?t=1m7s

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>>15389971
Not a single non-pedestrian car in that lot

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beepbeepbeepbeep beepbeepbeepbeep beepbeepbeepbeep

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braasAAaaAAAHHHH
SUTUTUTUTU
braasAAaaAAAHHHH
SUTUTUTUTU

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>>15389029
hon hon hon

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>Waiting for oil to circulate
VROOHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupup

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sckrunk KA bung clung ka POW clunk clunk clunk caclunk clunk clunk

>>15392206
(breaks down)

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SCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15392317
ayyyyyyy!! my dad taught me stick in that exact car

almost forgot about that happy little fuck

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BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BA-RAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP BRAP

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Ding dong ding dong ding dong

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>>15389872

>>15389077
>Let me sing the song of my people.
>ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, rest 10 seconds then ding some more, repeat.

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>deja vu

>>15389077
my mother has been driving a 300c for 5 years and she still didn't learn to just use the seat belt. she just drives and after 3 minutes of beep beep beep she's like "OK CAR ITS OK I'LL USE THE SEATBELT"

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>>15392637

>I've just been in this place before

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>>15391927

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>Burrrrr BWARR WAPPP WAPPP WAPPP

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dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd dd

>>15389029
Shut up! I'm literally sitting in my car with the radio on and engine off as I post this.

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>ding!

>>15389077
You haven't experienced a real beep beep until you seat in a Volvo
It goes like this:
>Under 20km/h
>Barely audible and quite pleasing sounding slow beeps
>Between 20 and 40km/h
>Traditional beep beep beep beep
>Over 40km/h
>Radio volume is automatically turned down
>Loud as fuck BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEP starts

You can hear it from outside the car with the windows rolled up and it doesn't even stop after a few minutes like many other cars do

>>15393293
my volvo does not do this. its a s60

>>15393133
wapp? wtf no

>>15393296
I have a '07 C30 and it does that.
I guess it's the same for V50s and S40 from the same generation

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explodes.

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwINaVJuRK0

>BACK SHIMASU bimb bimb bimb

>>15389056
This

>>15389851
my jar is most definitely not a door

>>15393293
so you're saying in theory someone could fuck with the seatbelt sensor and disable the seatbelt light to fuck with people?

>>15393509
My dad had a work van like that when I was little. The seatbelt sensor wouldn't work for whatever god damn reason and my dad said it was too expensive to replace considering everything else worked fine, so literally any time that van was being driven it would beep 24/7.

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>>15390581
>put backpack on passenger seat
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

>>15393509
I guess, but what i described was not a malfunction or a hack, it's the normal behaviour of the system

>>15389077
>drive older car
>light comes on a few seconds at startup and just goes away

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IIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM GGGGAAAAAAAYYY

>>15393301
When you hit the limiter if you tune it with flashpro

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>tinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkletinkle

I think my car has the gayest beep noise. It has this Ding! Ding! sound (Like a jingle bell, not the robot sounding one).

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rattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattlerattle

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KABOOOOOOOOM

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>>15393883
nice dui light

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>>15392126
some hoonable shit there

>>15393669
that's not a miata

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fwoosh

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thtick thtick thtick thtick thtick thtick thtick thtick thtick thtick thtick

>>15392166
Really wish they kept that. Brings back childhood memories.

>>15392166
you forgot the

beep...beep...beep

when the ignition is on

>>15392206
Don't you dare say anything against my carfu

>>15390147
Right you are Ken!

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la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha la cucaracha

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>>15389993
>tfw never had a dent from shopping carts
Based plastic shitbox

>>15389872
I named my cricket crick

>>15394442
>dui light
what's that?

>>15392346
? Are you from Japan?

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>>15389077
>my oldass cars dont have this
2001 and older is best years

>Get in new car
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU