/dat/

Cars and Coffee is on tomorrow morning

>>15369295
Is Australia full?

>>15369303
No that's just a meme

>>15369303
Unless you're a bringing a boat full of hot Swedish chicks fleeing cultural enrichment you can fuck off, we're full.

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Reposting this as the last thread died as soon as I posted:
How many times does someone need to be reported on Tinder before they receive a warning?
It pisses me off to no end when I make plans to meet up with a woman only to have her flake on the day. Whenever it happens I report for bad offline behaviour, I understand that if a user gets reported multiple times they receive a warning and eventually a ban, but I have no idea how many times it has to happen to even get a warning.
For what it's worth I've never received a warning but I'm not a rude cunt.

>>15369299
Where?

>>15369295
>2016 Election
>Used an Abbott government photo as the OP picture.

>>15369311
St Ives Showground

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SA MEET TOMORROW, 1PM AT WILFRED TAYLOR RESERVE LOWER CARPARK. 3PM RENDEZVOUS FOR LATECOMERS AT WINDY POINT LOOKOUT CAR PARK

>tfw not totally against going to a victoria /dat/
>not quite sure I want to meet you cunts seeing the shit on this thread

>>15369329
I'm in Victoria, would go to a meet and I'm fairly normal.

>>15369321
fuck that, im going to a vintage JDM cruise instead

>>15369338
I'm normal, just awkward

Where are you melbfags located?, I'm from sunbury

>>15369352
Brunswick.

>>15369371
You one of them hipster vegan faggots?

>>15369389
no but he vapes

>>15369389
No I'm a wog, muzzie terrorists.

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>>15369352
Northcote, we should do a vic meet why not.
What cars do you guys drive and anyone else stil on their Ps?

>>15369428
Green VT wagon, posted it a couple weeks ago

I'm on my greens

>Thinking about joining the military

How hard is it to get in, gents?

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>>15369428
I have the CB1100 that's on the /dbt/ map.
I'd be really keen for a meet, I actually tried to organise the pic related meet but I had to go to work at the last minute and couldn't do it.

>>15369442
Depends if you're going for an officer position or just general enlistment

I've always wanted to join, but it will never happen now

I swear to fucking god guys I just got my medicare card the other day and if the fucking libs win and take it away I'm gonna be pissed

>>15369442
Probably not that hard, I think you have to reach a certain level of fitness and be mentally stable to be able to join.

>>15369449
>Depends if you're going for an officer position or just general enlistment

I dunno. What does one need to do to apply for the SASR? Pretty sure you have to go in as a grunt.

>>15369504
No idea, but from what I've read you can sign up for the sasr after a certain period and if they consider you fit for it then you go through tests and shit

but I'm not in the army so I don't know if thats true or not

>Housemate decides to put tyre shine all over my rims and tyres for whatever fucking reason
>Go to local self wash to get that shit off
>Out of order
fukken shit day

>>15369662
What is a hose?

>>15369674
i just wanted to quickly pressure wash that shit, not spend hours in the middle of the night scrubbing it off

>>15369704
Punch your room mate in the head for touching your car then , did the cunt even ask to wax it

>>15369735
i should but the cunts father owns the house

>>15369321
No, it's 1am!!
I'm just about to leave for the meet.
I'll see you there bros.
SA night cruise is going to be awesome.

>>15369487
>currently on my parents medicare card
>want my own medicare card
>only way to get one is to go in and get one
>I live 2 hours away from any place I can get one
fuuuuuuck

>>15369809
That was my exact situation, took me 2 years to eventually do it

>>15369303
Only if you're some poor cunt.

>>15369321
>3PM RENDEZVOUS FOR LATECOMERS AT WINDY POINT LOOKOUT CAR PARK
hahaha

also no lexacoons allowed

>>15369790
RIP you then, did he do a decent job at least?

>>15369428
Civic with a gutless SOHC, still faster then a miata NA, and 4k cheaper

>people like Pauline Hanson and Jacqui Lambie are getting reelected
great work, straya

Next /dat/
>Straya thread
>Leftists get booty blasted edition

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>>15369437
Haven't seen it but I don't go on 4chan that much. I'm on my reds still :/

>>15369443
I remember seeing this a while back, should get it organised.

>>15369928
I don't mind a civic as long as you're not one of those shit talkers that thinks it's the best thing out there haha

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Who won last night? I couldn't focus after 4:30 AM CST

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Did that female Trump win?

>>15369816
>>15369809
>being this lazy
what the fuck guys

>>15369914
nope, little spots all over the dish of the rims

>>15372931
does anyone else think that praying hands emoji looks like a girl laying on the floor with her legs up, and you can see her panties up her long skirt?

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Who's going to the SA meet at 1pm?

>>15372936
i'm bailing

doesn't seem like much interest except for the meme faggot, gonna watch vidya all day

>>15372934
Yeah, every time

>>15369428
Suzuki Cultus, cunt.

>>15372934
well i do now

Heading to the SA meet now, see you cunts there!

>>15372934
fuck off ya pervert

>>15373120
just arrived m8. see you soon

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>>15373271
pic relate

"....theres even talks about a second election"

FUCK NO

>selling car seats on eBay
>accidentally list both seats for $60 instead of seperate
>someone bought it, too late to back out

>>15373364
lol dumbass, did you use paypal, could maybe start a dispute

>>15373295
what sort of camera took that photo? composition/quality is impressively bad

Is anyone even coming to the meet? Us and Jimmy are bored

>>15373324
jesus how long does this election thing take, I've never had to vote before this one

>>15373409
how any people re there currently, cunts have had 10 mins to rock up already

>>15373422
Which anon are you? We've split off until the 3pm windys

>>15373436
I'm an anon whos not going, because he doesn't live in SA

>>15373436
on my way now cunts. wait for me Bros.

>>15373700
I'll be here for a bit

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>>15369428
3070 here too m8.
Pic related, and on my opens

Jimmy just showed up at windy, did a u turn and sped away.

what the shit

>yeah we're only gonna count like 2/3 of the vote and then fuck around for a few days and then get back to counting

>>15373743
Race me cunt

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>tfw there will never be an ACT meet or /dat/ wakefield track day

>Call about car, get msg bank.
>Send msg on gumtree.
>Call 2 days later,get msg bank
>Send msg on gumtree
>Send text msg

Finally get back 'whatcar'

Oh you cunt

>>15374096
when I was in high school we posted an evo up for a super good price and put one of my mate's numbers on there, he ended up getting like 30 calls in one day

>>15372953
>watch vidya
>watch

You absolute shitcunt.

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Election results aren't even in and I already see some fat leftie cunt on the Facey having a cry about "neo-Nazis".

We need to have these cunts rounded up and put in camps.

Which one of you cunts is at the autist weeb meet at T Chow in Adelaide?

Drive day in Tasmania was good.

Need to get some of you Devonport, Launceston, and Hobart fellas around next time if y'all still post here.

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>>15374434
I regret not stopping to take more scencs, god damn the scenery was mint.

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>>15374506
And of course, perfect vehicle choice from all participants.

>>15374424
what car does the cunt drive?

>>15374518
Maserati

>>15374333
who cares

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>>15374506
>>15374517
Aye. Doesn't get much better than an Evo, m8.

>>15374571
Sky pls, why must you ruin a nice photo.

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>>15373023
cute car lol

>>15373743
I remember you, was talking about yarra bends a few threads back I think.

>>15373906
organise a wakefield day and see. mate went down the other day

>not one mention of what happened at the SA meet
did it happen or what?

>>15374939
apparently it happened according to >>15373409

no idea who "us" is though

>>15373906
>>15374853
in fact if it's organised after i get my new car i'l go meself m8

>>15369428
>>15369389
Craigieburn here
On my opens, wouldn't mind meeting up

>>15374946
probably 318

>>15374946
where was MX5 and postie and the yellow bike?

>>15375106
doubt there was an mx5

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>Attempt to leave the neet life via a job
>See: Able to pass a drug and alcohol test
>Into the trash it goes
Being a job searcher is hard

>>15375147
try not drinking and being a druggo piece of shit, its not hard.

>>15375147
Oh cool another lazy ass bogan.

>>15375149
Execpt it will take nearly a month to test negative anyway so I might as well just aim for non tested jobs. Its the bogan way

>>15375149
Pretty much this.
>>15375147
It is possible to enjoy Mangtecs and not be a complete dropkick droob.

>gluten free leaves country for six weeks
>bored as fuck because no friends
>work is shit
>no engaging hobbies anymore

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>>15373023
>>video games

>>15373401
Looks like an xperia z5, I can tell by the pixels

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>>15369352
you live quite close to me

>>15369329
>>15369428
>>15369371
>>15374975
let's have a vic meet

>>15375256
Yeah Gisborne is literally up the road from Sunbury, you know any decent roads up this way?

>>15375256
>tfw Southbank

Fuck driving through the city either. Taxis are mad cunts on the streets.

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>>15375256
I'm up for a meet.
Where and whens it gonna happen?

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>be ready for bed
>decide to check on small spiderweb i noticed under my bed last week
>its now a full blown jungle of web there now
>pull off mattress
>graveyard of various dead bugs and spiders in the jungle
>except the live spider one in the centre
>a motherfucking red back
>get bug spray and sprayed that bitch like Peter North style
>hides away in some old books under there
>have to wait for it to return
>spent last 20 minutes cleaning and vacuuming and surface spraying because why the fuck not
>actually tired myself out through all the effort

I'm surface spraying fucking everything tomorrow now. Fuck having his happen again. The spiderbros outside the house can stay alive as long as they stay outside but if they come inside, it's game on.

>>15375481
>those scubbies in the background
moist

>>15375486
>spiderbros outside the house can stay
thats the way to do it m8. spiderbros can be good bros.

>>15375239
Nah, I've got the convertible

To any and all melbfags.

When do we all want to meet? Dandenong Ranges to Warrandyte area will almost certainly be the location, hit me up with what times work for you guys and I'll make a poster or something. I can do Wednesday probably, or fri/sun.

-NA mx5 from nelbmeet one

>>15377617
can't do weekdays, have work
>warrandyte
you did this last time. it's tough for us NW lads to get to

>>15375268
>decent roads
nah
mount macedon is full of tourists, everywhere else is either straight line or dirt lane

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>>15377617
weekends are good with me.
We should do yarra bends cos I'm like a 5 minute drive from there lol

>>15375106
I'm lazy and dont browse anymore

>>15375256
I'm down for a Vic meet. How old are people that would go? I'm 25 and have a feeling I'd be the oldest.

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>>15379587
I'm 20 but there are a few people on there fulls so they would at least be 22

>>15375486
>redback indoors
i don't believe you mate

>>15377617
Any Friday or Sunday m8

>>15377617
Sounds like Sunday would be the best. I'm working FIFO so I'm good for any day. I day we do it sooner rather than later while the idea has a bit of momentum.

Is there a place I can pirate workshop manuals?

>>15379941
the internet

>>15379948
Cannae find any. Not for my car, at least.

>>15379941
What car?

Check out allcarmanuals, I got the manual for mine off that site

>>15379953
2008 Mazda 6. I found ones for the 1st gen one, but not my 2nd gen.

>>15379958
Are the 1st and 2nds that different?

>>15379962
Well, new platform, new engine, new transmission, so presumably. Not sure, though.

>>15379962
http://www.allcarmanuals.com/factory-service-manual-124-Mazda-6-GG.html

Try that, might be missing a page or two but it's free

>>15379978
Yeah, already got that one. Alright, cheers, I guess I'll just have to make do.

>>15379988
It's not easy to find manuals online, worst case just go buy one

>>15379997
Yeah, fifteen bucks, not too bad.

How long does it take you cunts to make 5k? About 6 weeks for me

>>15380072
Make 5k or save 5k? Almost two months to save that much

>>15380000
$15?, that's fucking cheap

I haven't seen any under $30

>>15380072
I work 5 hours per week at $20/hr
It would take me pretty much a whole year, famalam.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kensington/cars-vans-utes/bmw-e36-m3-3-2l-6-speed-manual-boston-green/1117554840

Oh shit guys I want this

>>15380087
Yeah, found one on eBay for that much.

Also, another thing, does this sound normal to you? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGXJArmS41Q

Just bought this used car and it sounds exactly like that. Only owned one 20 year old shitbox before, so I don't really know what engines are supposed to sound like. I know there is probably something wrong with the PCV valve - smoke coming out of the oil cap and dipstick hole while the engine is running.

>>15380095
200k kms
22k $
pass

>>15380095
A lot of money for an E36 M3. You can get lower km ones for less than that. Was the 6-speed offered in Australia? I recall it being euro only which could mean the car was swapped to it.

>>15380083
Make
To save would probably take 2 months as well

>>15380120
880 a week, can't be bothered to do math

>>15380097
Not sure, never heard those engines before

Sounds a bit clunky to me though

>>15380072
maybe a week and a half or some shit?

two weeks if including tax

>>15380191
>>15380097
How many k's does it have on it?

>>15380243
210,000

>>15380245
You could try putting thicker oil in it and see if that helps

>>15380259
Sound itself doesn't bother me, I'm just worried that it could imply that something's pretty wrong. Oil was pretty dark when I got it.

fucking singapore customs fucking up with my package and making me wait longer for my shit

>>15373364
>not just claiming they were damaged and cancelling the sale

>>15373364
>send just one and claim the other was lost in the mail

>>15377617
>>15378963
>Melb meetup
Any trips confirmed coming? Vicfag? AussieMuscle? etc?

>>15380408
>>15380402
Too late sold them, I could have backed out but I just wanted them gone

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Good drive and burgers on Sunday. Any Sydney bros up for a drive this coming Sunday?

>>15378963
NW is close enough to warrandyte, just be thankful it's not over in dandenong. Thing is, this is where the best roads and most people are.

>>15379442
Lol same, live on glenfezz. Thing is you can't really meet up over there if you want to go for a proper hoon, cops are all over it if you make some noise.

>>15379728
Weekend is looking more and more likely.

>>15379728
Sunday sounds good, i'll be in echucha that morning but i'd be keen for sunday arvo.

>>15380410
No idea, no trips at the last one.


So, any objections to sunday arvo?

>>15373743
>clubFG sticker

If it wasn't for the cheap parts you can sometimes grab that group is the biggest bunch of sooks there is. Whinging about fucking everything

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>>15380798
they're like the opposite to ba bf lmao

>>15380701
sunday arvo is fine with me.

>>15380995
BA/BF are even worse. Just another pack of whinging cunts.
It's usually always the same comments as well.
>turbo vs na
>v8 a shit
>p platers a shit
>how do I turbo conversion?

Every fucking day. it's actually pretty funny to read some of the time

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>>15381086
it's just a massive shit talk fest, some of the shit on it is funny af.

They get butthurt everytime a v8 comes up lol

>>15381223
butthurt one nation voter spotted. How's life on the lowest rung of society?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/doonan/cars-vans-utes/1994-r33-nissan-skyline/1117504710

Fuck me dead /dat/ I want it bad

>>15381487
>that gear "knob"
sudoku

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>>15381490

>>15381487
>series 1
sudoku

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>>15381223
sounds good to me

Valiant anon, did you happen to be down south on monday? I saw one that looked like your val waiting to turn at the Beach rd/Dyson rd intersection, couldn't get a good look tho

>>15381252
lolwot

>>15381783
gr8, what are you driving/bringing?

>>15369809
Medicare is a pain, my card expired for a year and a half before I bothered getting a new one.

>>15381487
aside from the shifter it's pretty clean and price looks ok

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36707266

Chris Evans stepped down from Top Gear guys, he finally realized he was a ratings disaster.

Recently bought a 2000 outback with 170,000 kms on it. Bought for 5.8K, I recently found out it nearly overheats climbing Hills. Otherwise it has full service history

On a scale of 1 to 10, how badly did I fuck up /o/?

>>15385250
>Subaru with overheating issue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M&t=34

>>15385250
Lolheadgaskets/10

>>15385250
did you buy it from a guy named jimmy?

>>15385261
>>15385266
>>15385272
Okay, so at least 10/10 fuckup. What do I do now, how much will a HG cost to replace. Or should I sell it?

I really want to hang on to it since it's been looked after, it's manual too.

Fuck sake what do I do m8s

>>15385303
probably half the price of the car

>>15385272
no his name was james stringly

>>15385315
Kek.
Dunno I'd prefer to buy a car from Jim or Sean the rudehead fatcunt.

>>15385315
That's not me, stop being a gronk mate

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>>15383268
filthy stock commodore

>>15385303
Enquire at a couple of different mechanics about how much it'd cost to get the headgaskets done, then work out whether that price is worth it for you.

It might not be the headgaskets, it could be a dodgy water pump is so knows what else.

>>15385658
*or who knows what else.

Sell that shit asap

>Buying new electronics off ebay
Is this a bad idea? I desperately need a new router and its $100 more to buy in stores

>>15385658
>>15385266
>>15385261
>>15385711
Ok guys Subaru Outback guy here,

I rang up a Subaru specialist (aftermarket) today and he quoted $3500 for a head gasket repair. I bought this fucking car on Saturday from a dealer (with a RWC) in good faith that it was a good, practical, reliable car.

I would've though a dealer intending to upkeep a good reputation would sell good, practical, reliable cars, but what the fuck would I know

can I die yet

t.a very pissed off idiot

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>>15386514
>he trusted a dealership

>>15386514
>a dealer intending to upkeep a good reputation

he's a used car dealer, he knows he's scum

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/halls-head/cars-vans-utes/2005-ford-ltd-sedan/1115456304

Helloooo

>>15386524
>he trusted a dealership

As opposed to trusting a private seller? Wew

>>15386345
Oi cunts, help me out here.

>>15386557
i've done it.
it still works

>>15386345
>>>/g/

>>15386566
>asking /g/ for help ever
That's not how it works.

Anyway, its a question for australians. Without amazon still its a cunt to get shit here

>>15386570
I buy shit online all the time. Ebay, Amazon, etc.

Why would electronics be any different?

>>15386586
Because ebay is dodgy as fuck

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>Hanson back in power

Eagerly awaiting the shitfest when she triggers professional victim Penny Wong and the Melbournites using parliamentary privilege.

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>tfw no V12 Corvette

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>>15386514
Isn't the dealer liable for the any problems as such until the l first however many k's or set time for cars sold over a set amount of $?
>>15386670
Keen for them to get her out and then realise she actually stuck up for a lot of the same things they do.

>>15386831
This, should have a three month warranty at least.

Read the shit you signed when you bought the car.

>>15386869
Think it might start at like $7,500 though.

>>15386831
he didnt use any of her nudes leaked by an old boyfriend

>>15385359
Wait, Jimmy?

>>15386689
They had a V12 produced?! How many did they make?

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>>15386885
Mint.

>>15386879
Nah, you should be covered by the ACCC I think.

>>15386894
It was 3 months or 15,000 kms at $10k+ when I bought my car a month ago.

>>15386890
It's a prototype. Read the pic fucko

So this is the australia thread, right?

what a shit hole

>>15386943
Shouldn't you be pretending to own your dad's Nova?

>>15386943
M8 get the fuck outta here cunt

>>15386962
screw you faggot, you're on an american website, im allowed to go wherever i like
>>15386960
dont even go there pal

>>15386975
whoops, forgot my trip, but thanks for fagging the place up

god i fucking hate australians fucking petrol sniffing aboriginals

>>15386979
>hating abos

Are you an Australian without knowing? We all hate the cunts too

>>15386979
Disregard that, I suck cocks

>>15386981
are you australian? because i meant to say that you're all aboriginals, because i hate niggers and you guys are basically dirt to me you may as well be niggers

>>15386986
Sorry guys, disregard this also, I'm still busy sucking cocks

>>15386986
>they have their own thread
>fatass comes rolling in talking shit
>all while pretending to own his dad's car and inheriting his grandpas worn out truck
How exactly can you say you hate niggers when you've never worked for any of the shit you have and likely don't even have a job now?

>>15386989
If you shitpost with his trio enough it'll get banned.

is getting a motorcycle license easy?

I was thinking with my gun license, it would be better to have better manoeuvrability in the bush when hunting with a motorcycle then with something like my patrol

thoughts?

>>15387002
Man when I first started reading that I thought you were just wanting to have easier drive bys

>>15387002
Harder to have a good spotlight though, unless you hunt in the day

>>15387022
i usually hunt at night, more kangaroos i see are at night + doesn't freak people out
>>15387017
nah, id rather drive by in an inconspicuous statesman than a shitty old patrol

>>15387023
I'll fix it for you if you bring the bants back

>>15387023
>>15387078
You aren't even banned m8. We usually kick you when you get annoying but only ban the dickscord cunts

>>15387034
What do you use for lighting? Best one I've found was a HID spottie jumper leaded right on to the battery. Can't do that on a dirt bike

>Ate giant can of chill beef last night
>Then ate 1kg of fruitcake afterwards
Help me, my stomach is making noise I've never heard before

>>15387095
I just bought a generic no name chink LED spotlight and made a metal mount that fixes onto the window frame so i can swivel around a spotlight with my right hand, and steer with the left.

As far as connections go, i had them professionally installed in a way that i could clip a wire in when i had it set up to make it easier. The way he wired it to the car idk

>>15386885
>he didnt use any of her nudes leaked by an old boyfriend
where

>>15369306
>hot
>Swedish

Muslim girls can't be hot desu


Try Czech Republic

>>15387128
Its in the OP

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>>15387132

>>15387140
>damage control

CONFIRMED

>>15387143
>2 click reply to a shitpost
Sure, go back to discord with the rest of your gay buddies.

>>15387163

Sad prick.

>>15387170
http://www.reverseaustralia.com/lookup/0730161469/

>Just about to post porn so the mods would clean the thread up
>They did it anyway
Thanks based mods/janny. I'll report myself so you get this

I'm angry that my posts are being deleted. :(

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>late at night
>tired messaging this girl
>writing long message
>get to the end and read it back quickly before sending it
>i've replaced 'of' with 'ov' all the way through
fug

>binge watching clint eastwood films
its awesome

>>15387273
Haha
You only ever shit up the thread with Craigslist tier posts anyway.

Is there a /dat/ specific janitor or something, cus they got to you pretty quick.

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Just tried to drift in the rain, went around the corner only going like 40 and ended up doing a 180.

After than I skidded it down the road and kept hooning. What is wrong with me, that scared the shit outta me yet I can't stop these hectik movements.

>>15387330
Best to practice your early skidz in a flat parking lot anon, or a huge cul-de-sac.

>>15387330
get practice on not public roads lel

get the basic skill set down before trying them anywhere near trees, poles, or within 500m of other people

>>15387392
What if I have 5 mates in the car? Does that bypass the 500m restriction?

>>15387396
That bypasses all restrictions, feel free to go 200kmh on a back road with lots of trees nearby

>>15387401
This do us a favour and get us more bullshit laws because you're a dumb cunt

>>15387338
Plus if the cops turn up, tell them you're just waiting for a mate, work for sure

>>15387415
Best to practice for 10-20 minutes max. And not have a straight pipe exhaust on a low power shitmobile.

>>15387402
He also needs to put a p-plate sign up and send a last text saying he's been off his p's for 3 months without realising it.

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Any SA guys on uni holidays want to have a meet in the next few weeks? Haven't been to one yet because of work on the weekends but keen to have a go.

>>15387396
>5 mates in the car
Who skids in a 7 seater?

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Meanwhile in Gosford..

>>15387396
real talk m8

if you aren't 100% sure how to save a slide, don't do them on public roads

I've had too many dipshits in old commodores almost spin out into me while sitting at the lights

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>>15387338
>>15387392
It was next to an intersection and no cars in front of me but everyone saw me do the 180 tho.

I thought for sure I was gonna smash into the gutter but car stopped pretty quickly. Are skid pans the only place to practise? I here they are quite expensive.

>>15387452
>Not having gazza in the boot
You gotta do what you gotta do

>>15387330
shit cunt

>>15387456
I know what I'm doing, I've watched Inital D 4 times now.

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>>15387467
fuck off scliros.

>>15387452
>2 in the front
>3 in the back
Do you even know how to count cunt?

>>15387474
>5 Mates
>Plus OP
>=6
Learn to read

>>15387474
>I have
>5 mates
>I... 5 mates
>If 5 mates skid out and die in a forest, do I hear them crash?

>>15387454
Oh Gosford... how inbred you are.
>fucken coasties

>>15387322
I don't think its nice, you laughin'..

I like girls that wear one piece swimsuits

>>15381223
I'm the Anon with the CB1100, I'll turn up.

some old guy yelled at me for doing a skid

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>>15390725
mah nigga

>>15385563
Is that where you smoke bongs with the boys?

>>15386591
Bro it ain't 2004 anymore

Apprenticeship at Kmart tyre and auto, avoid?

>>15387436
no fuck off lexicoon

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>>15390725
Tasteful, anon.

>>15391844

It is the devil

>>15390725
Yes mate.

>>15390725
>liking girls

faggot

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>VT trip screen has an error x on left screen
>other two just show how many litres of fuel left and fuel usage rate
>for some reason previous owner set the speed limit warning to 100
>can't change shit, mode and arrow buttons don't work
>nothing on google on how to fix it yourself

Power/Eco and Hazard light buttons don't work either. Yes I checked the fusebox under the dash but that's as far as my car electronics knowledge goes. Anyone else with a commonwhore had this problem?

>>15392210
try banging your hand against the top of the dash a few times

t. french car driver

>f a m keeps stealing all the bandwidth for netflix
>Block it on the router
>I can now load a 1mb image without it timing out
Feels good. Now to set up QOS properly.

Anyone know what the rules are for front plates in SA? Would be nice if I didn't have to keep it on

>>15392318
I've seen a few people cruise around with them sitting on the dash, but they could just be hardcore rebels.

>>15392230
>QOS
Fuck me I wish I understood how to do this, my sister is on youtube literally from the time she wakes up to when she sleeps

>>15392428
I just tried. Mines a cunt since I dont know how to assign a static IP through the router and they use a console which picks up a new IP everytime.

I just set my PC as max priority, I did end up with 2 ip addresses for my pc though, kinda fucky

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>>15392457
Like this, any tech people want to chime in, am I fucked or did I forget something.

>>15392457
I think static and dynamic IP's a determined by the ISP, the devices on mine are static and basically numbered but I don't think my router supports qos

>>15392470
Internal IPs m8

>>15392475
Oh, I'm pretty sure you can set a static IP for a console, I remember on my old router I could

>>15392485
Also last time I tried fucking with QOS I bricked my router, so if I'm going to be using it I'll buy a router with proper support

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3sbyesGcUE

>tfw you will never be as based as Borry

>>15392457
>>15392465
>>15392485
>>15392499
Set the IP address on your PC OR set the QoS to be determined by MAC address and use the physical address of your PC's ethernet/WiFi adapter. Then it won't matter what anyone elses IP is you'll always get priority.

>>15392470
Depends on the ISP, but you're thinking of your external IP. Internal IP has nothing to do with your ISP.

>>15392516
Ip is set on pc and can only do QOS via Ip on this POS.

Time for a new router with better software then, love your help cunt

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hilton/cars-vans-utes/wb-ute-5500/1101190400

Someone buy this badboy

>>15392528
>Time for a new router with better software then, love your help cunt
Just set the IP to be static on your PC and assign the QoS to that IP then.

QoS via MAC address is the way to go in the future though.

>>15392599
That's what I did. Only thing is I can't just throttle addresses 192.168.1.0-10 without my own being placed in there since 2 ip addresses.

I can bypass it with a few QOS rules but it's a pain in the ass and prioritization barely works

>>15392622
Know of any decent routers with good QOS support that won't cost my left nut?

>>15392652
Anything that supports openWRT

>>15392622
>>15392652

Give yourself a static/assigned local IP and filter erryone else?

I saw a white AW11 in bris, which one of you fags was it?

>>15392667
Me

>>15392622
>That's what I did. Only thing is I can't just throttle addresses 192.168.1.0-10 without my own being placed in there since 2 ip addresses.
Why do you have two addresses? Run ipconfig /release followed by ipconfig /renew. You should only have one unless you're running concurrent connections.

After that give yourself priority. You won't need to throttle any other IP, it'll automatically do it if you have QoS priority on yourself.

>>15392652
Anything that runs OpenWRT or DD-WRT. I use a WRT310N but they're prone to overheating.

>>15392695
I tried all that. My router has learned to hate me over the last 4 years.

/giveup

>>15392665
What do you mean by "filter" everyone else

>>15392717
no need to remind me, last time i went on those cunts were talking about those furry tail buttplugs.

>>15392717
>>15392732
>Visit discord for dick pics
>There is none
are you trying to meme me? When else can I get dickpics?

>>15392817
wait around on dickscord. the dicks will come eventually.

>>15392825
I'll give it an hour or I'm calling troll

>>15392826
You do know that people have lives beyond here right? Not everyone is on every hour of every day.

>>15392830
I'm here for the dickpics. If its as bad as you imply I would see them in the history.

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>>15392838
>auto board for dick pics

>>15392826
Is a troll, don't waste your time.

Guy is just mad he got banned from their serkrit club, and that almost all the good posters moved there.

>>15392844
It's no coincidence that dick talk and dick pics on here suddenly stopped after the discord appeared.

>>15392855
It didn't though, that's the thing.

The thread quality dropped severely once the discord started up.

>>15392861
the quality actually greatly increased senpai

>>15392855
This >>15392861 dick talk has been rampant here mods just delete it when foreskin runs around for too long.

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did that sa meet actually happen last week? i havent seen shit posted about it

>>15392689
Whats last character of your plate then?

>>15393006
S

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>>15391786
yes

>>15392909
wait is mx5anon gay? like yes he owns an mx5 so he's a faggot but is he really a cock sucking faggot?

>>15393070
Can I join?

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>>15393073
Its been edited.

>>15393160
it still just proves how gay miatas are

>>15393160
Ah. That faggot. I called him out lying on a heel and toe thread. Said he has size 15 feet and tried heel toeing in work boots.

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>>15393137
sure, i'll bring some bud with me to the car meet so we can all get blazed

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>>15381223
so is it just me, you and CB1100 guy coming to this meet? I'm gonna bring a mate along as well.

Eh what do we have here?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/swan-view/cars-vans-utes/xd-v8-fairmont-wagon/1117835530

>>15393335
N O I C E
i want it

Anyone got that moog jimmy thing? Where moog says he's donating his car then the astra shows up

>>15393346
>>>/wsg/1171535

>>15393336
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/pingaring/cars-vans-utes/xd-ford-falcon-ute-1981/1115244254

If you have the cash and can be bothered getting to it, this is the pick in my opinion

>>15393369

thanks bud

>>15393440
np mate
>>15393375
desu not the biggest fan of utes
got the cash, don't have the life.

>playing that new pokemon phone game
>can't be fucked getting up and going to different places to catch pokemon and be able to do anything
fun game

>>15393564
Just go for a drive then

>>15393593
I drove around for a little while and got a machoke and a doduo and sandshrew right outside the gym

Finally something to make going to the gym worth it

Who's getting keen on melbmeet?

>>15393331
Mite b, still a few days to find out.