/mtg/ Meme Tree General

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Black ice, because it weeds out those who cannot deal with the FRESH

Where can I buy the 2.5oz or whatever spray cans in bulk.

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Vent?

I don't think so. Where we're going, we are gonna need as many memes as possible.

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Oh yes.

>>15314526
>>15314545
>>15314580
Apparently my phone just orients these pictures how ever it wants.

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>>15314526
>FRESH™ wraps
Stealthy, I like it.

I've only seen the FRESH™ trees, FRESH™ spray, and these FRESH™ Vent Clips

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(can't stop me now)

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>>15314602
https://youtu.be/dv13gl0a-FA

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We did it boys, we made it.

>>15314643
Why is it not full of them?

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EVERY VENT IS SO FRESH.

>>15314661
These things are no joke.

If I filled all of them... I can't fathom that.

>>15314661
See >>15314535

ozium is the best still

>>15314707
Nah son

Do these last a while? I go through one tree every two or three days.

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>>15314526
>Not making a black pine forest

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Maximum fresh

>>15314707
Gtfo faggot

>>15315168
Rather have a black ice blizzard brah

>>15315168
I love this combo.

That is fucking urinal cake levels of fresh.

>>15315256
Kek!

Is it worth hanging some in my trunk? A buddy of mine has one in his, and it was surprisingly refreshing

>>15315256
>chuckled

>>15315256
>Your car will never have a dedicated FRESH™ button

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use a tree as a drift charm to leave a trail of FRESH™ in your wake

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>covering up your dirty ass car stench with shit that smells like spray deodorant for middle schoolers

I just make sure my cars are clean.

>>15315256
HAHAH Saved

>>15315447
Sounds like someone can't deal

>>15314643
>>15314625
THE MADMAN DID IT

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>>15315447
>implying

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>>15314526

you didn't get the cans? step it up bro

>>15316084
Oh shit I actually have that same can somewhere in my car that I bought years ago when I first got it (first owner was a smoker so I just fucking hosed the car down with the stuff regularly), wonder if it's still good. I got it before I ever knew the Black Ice meme, born to /o/.

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FRESH™

>>15314707
read the warnings on the can. it's like a nice smelling anthrax.

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>>15316084
Hell no. Here at WAT FRESH™ Development we directly infuse our cabin air filters with smelly trees of your choice.

>>15314526
why wouldn't you rather spray a good cologne in car instead of some axe tier smell they call back ice?

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3 for the price of 2. Only one like it. My car stays extra fresh

>>15316461
Because I'm not a fucking commie

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>>15315256
>tfw dank new original content on /o/

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>went to look for Black Ice at my local True Value
>found every scent but Black Ice
>Black Ice in the 3packs
>bought all them and threw out the non-Black Ice scents on my way out
>cashier's face when

>>15315256
lel

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>>15315168
that's one fresh ass fc

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Can I join in? I get the green ones.

>>15316735
>fc
U wot

>>15316968
yeh

>>15316968
if you spraypaint a green tree black and freeze it, is it black ice?

>>15317027
Nah you dip it in black tar heroin and freeze it.

>>15314691
So what you're saying is that you can't deal?

>>15317189
I need oxygen to enjoy the FRESH™ness

100% FRESH™ per volume would smother a nigga

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>>15316968
as long as you recognize that green is inherently inferior in FRESH™ness to Black Ice.

>>15319007
>Not rubber banding them all together to make one thick ass tree.

I feel like you're missing an opportunity

>>15319024
Surface area is how normal air is converted to maximum FRESH™. If they were all rubber banded together, it might increase the longevity by only allowing the front and back of one tree to be exposed.

We all know however, that only one tree is small time.

>>15317046
Plastidipping the tree gives it a ricier smell

If you used a hydraulic press on a bunch of smelly trees would you have one laminate super smelly tree?

>>15319102
Someone must do this for research purposes.

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>>15314526
f r e s h™

>>15319129
Mirin'

>>15319129
You forgot to shoop the reflection.

Shiieeeet OP, that's a good idea. I want to try it.

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>>15319129
Sup.

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>>15320002
>>15320060
oh wow i hope i dont get hacked

>>15320082
I'm going to hack the dmv and add on thousands in fees m8, good luck re-registering it.

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>>15320098

>>15314526
OK I'll bite. What does black ice scent smell like? I've never put a freshener in my car but now I'm intrigued.

>>15320147
Fresh. It smells like fresh.

>>15320147
Cheap cologne, it's actually not bad and far less obnoxious than other varieties.

>>15320147
It smells like victory

Black ice makes me vomit instantly. Seriously, i wrench for a living and its one if those little things that make my day miserable.

>>15320649
>can't deal

So sad 4 u

>>15316735
Bruh that's a celica
I took that exact picture