Craigslist Thread: What The Fuck Edition

what the hell. It looks sharp and straight in the front; but bubbly EVERYWHERE ELSE. Who the fuck thought of doing this in the first place.

>detroit

Who would've thought

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>>15299359
As surprising as it may be, the usual suspects are not responsible for this one.

>>15299308
>>15299387
>Ford with a Chevy front end

>needs some tlc and body work

Nooo, really? And "corvascourt" sounds like a bacterial infection. Just. No.

>>15299454
He could've called it the Escorvair which sounds like an exotic French dish

>>15299476

>talk to your doctor to see if Escorvair is right for you.

well, it does work.

Oh, and here's this.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/5642014583.html

>>15299494
Nice.
Would make a camper from/10

>>15299494

Nice murdermobile

>>15299308

inb4: why is it overheating?

>>15299387
>I can't use MS paint so look at my fat ugly thumb

I hate this
immediate turn off

>>15299494
Seems prime for a diesel swap

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>12a rotary powered Suzuki samurai
If only it wasn't $7500 (still) and sold by a mexicant
https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/5643734190.html

>>15299494
>YOU KIDS WANT SOME ICE CREAM?

>>15301198
>immediate turn off
anon, I'm more concerned that there's a possible solution to this math problem where you'd actually be TURNED ON

>>15301327
What did he mean by this?

>>15301300
>https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwi/cto/5643734190.html
fuck I know the PR who is selling this.

havt seen the car in years

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>>15299494

>>15301439
holy shit the potential

>>15301433
did it ever run?
I do like the idea behind it

>>15301433
Sounds like it isn't working from the add, and he's asking $7500 for it

https://bgky.craigslist.org/cto/5598220985.html
this hurts

>>15301198
>thinking covering your license plate is necessary in any way, shape, or form

>>15299308
Seriously considering pulling the trigger on this
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/5632404114.html

>>15303591
Hahahahhahaha holy shit

hmm
https://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5570965586.html
https://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/cto/5643780645.html

>dog hunting
http://panamacity.craigslist.org/cto/5577915208.html

>>15304964
The 2nd one does so many things that are cancerous, yet manages to pull it off great. 10/10 would buy

>>15303648
Why do people do that. Never understood.

>>15304282
Auburn checking in

>>15305112
People are afraid that people looking at the ad could get their home address from their plate or some shit. Whether that's from looking it up somehow or following them home, I don't know. I wouldn't see a point in it because a lot of these cars are all unique and equally as shitty and most of the time the owner puts the (approximate) address in the ad itself, so with a bit of driving around one could easily find the house if they really wanted to

>>15299308

it looks breddy gud desu senpai but like >>15299359 said the dude should have made the rest of the car edgier to match the front

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>>15303591

>>15305091
He doesn't mean hunting for dogs, he means hunting with dogs that will smell/fight deer and hogs or whatever it is you want to shoot.

>>15299494
does the garbage inside come with it?

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/ctd/5618200737.html
HNNGH

http://quadcities.craigslist.org/cto/5645885540.html
>rwd
>compact

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>>15307150

>>15305666
This fear of "crazy people u never know" is so fucking stupid. My wife never answers her phone if she doesn't recognize the number, so if I'm calling from any other phone other than my own I'm pretty much screwed. I always ask her if she is afraid that they will ask for her phone number.

http://quadcities.craigslist.org/cto/5608332969.html

I'm sure there's an interesting story behind this, but I'm not sure I want to know it.

https://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/5621190396.html

>>15307150
>http://quadcities.craigslist.org/cto/5645885540.html

The "no engine lights" part confused me, no engine, no lights, wut? Until I realized he meant no CEL lol

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" i'am using a 1 gallon Arizona ice tea jug for a diesel fuel tank right now"

https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/5629496213.html

>>15307879
Holy fuck

Thoughts?

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/5576115761.html

Id like to drive it just to see if its any good.

http://rochester.craigslist.org/cto/5646717235.html

I believe him

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talk out of it /o/
>3500 dollarydoos

im fucking tempted

>>15299494
>looks like a nightmare, runs like a dream!
>>15301439
Based twisted metal

>>15310532
Hot damn, you live close to me. Saw that same ad a few hours ago

>>15310982
http://mcallen.craigslist.org/cto/5647142038.html

>>15301416
Why did I laugh at this?

>>15307255
It comes with equipment?
Yeah, this was stolen and robbed of the morphine.

>>15310993
>No tire kickers ,don't need help selling this car.

Fucking boomers

>>15311010
>NO LOWBALLERS

Fuck boomers, I'm tempted to go and look at it though. Could be a hella fun project

>>15307879
I hope from that map image it's actually just on the side of the bay bridge.

https://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/5645455350.html

>Finding /o/ on CL
>I'm not looking to sell
>but I do want to trade for something worth more and better than mine

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https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/5644161393.html

Which one of you made this kek

>>15299387
Maybe it's a skin condition, you're just ignorant.