/dat/

VF utes are fucking beast on the track. Insane handling improvements from the VE. Sedans too

Is Australia full?

>>15292251
yep fuck off we're full

>>15292251
yes australia is full
in fact the whole world is full
everyone just needs to fuck off

>>15292226
>>tfw no gf to cuddle with in the back of a Commo ute

Speak for your self m80

>tfw no gf
how do people even get gf's, i wish i could perform this basic human ability

>>15292251
No, sudanese welcome. Bring your problems and don't assimilate. Form separate communities to continue living the same way you did in sudan.

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>>15292226
Ute Swags are kind of neat, but they're 1200dollaryroos which is expensive really for a fucking tent

>>15292427
t. Melbournite

>>15292483
Its australia all over, much like merkel's migrants.

>>15292487
>all over
No.
It's not

>>15292497
yes it is, sudo's in every major city.

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>>15292505
Come home to the bush, we're all white here.

>no traffic lights
>nice twisty roads to hoon on
>fuck all speed cameras or cops

>>15292281
straya for australians

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>>15292427
Why are niggers so shit?

>>15292530
>snakes
>spiders
>abodiginies
Yeah nah

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>>15292540
>not knowing how to safely catch snakes
>being scared of an animal that can't even see you
>being scared of someone who is lost in the dream time
country is grouse m80, you are just a bitch.

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>>15292540

>>15292483
On god i'm going to kinghit a sudanese little cunt if they go me at a traino

>>15292555
mate if the outback got full nbn coverage I'd be there

Don't ask why lads but I have a sudden desire to backhand a nu-male in front of an entire class when I'm back at uni.

>>15292559
>tfw they've finally started rolling it out here.

I'm going to cream myself at these new speeds.

>>15292559
i wouldn't live in the outback.
outback is shit, need about 3 million acres of land to farm a few thousand steer, can do that with 500 acres in victoria

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>>15292559
... We don't need the hipsters moving away from the cities.

>>15292563

>>15292580
I'm no fucking poofta hipster, just your average aussie waiting for the race wars

>>15292593
>Not a hipster
>Lives in a major city
>Not a hipster
>Aspires to suck dicks at a telemarketing job after uni
What dreams are they selling you about your career choices m80?

>>15292600
>implying I'm not sponging off the taxes telemarketers pay and dumping it all into my commodore

Is a commodore vx a good car?

>>15292689
Define good.

>>15292695
I know nothing about cars and bought a used one as my first car and it has 230k on the odometer and I'm wondering if I fucked up if all I need it for is to get from point a to point b and back again every few days for the next 5 years.

>>15292689
It's pretty bogan. Parts are cheap, the cars themselves are cheap as fuck. Most of them are likely to be clapped out boongwagons.

>>15292700
it'll be fine
have you done a skid in it yet

>>15292700
>all you need it for is A to B
shoulda gotta a corolla if thats all you are doing

You're not wrenching, hooning, skidding or anything else with your car? if its literally a get around, you could have gotten much cheaper entry price, running costs and ongoing maintenance

>>15292708
There's a weird creaky sound in the rear suspension every time I drive over an uneven part of road, so I think I'll restrain myself for now.
>>15292714
fug

>>15292700
nah they are perfectly fine for a first car.
maybe a bit thirsty on fuel if anything

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>>15292721
bushes are fucked, she'll be right m8 do a skid

Summoning Squishy if you're here.

I'm in Tasmania for three weeks for work. Will be in Launceston during the week, and down in Hobart area for the weekends. If you're keen for a cruise again, I'll have a hektik rental car to bring along.

>>15292251
Considering we only populate around 5% of the land, I'd say this is the least full continent on earth... Second only to Antarctica.
>>15292446
And then you have to empty all the crap out of the tray to sleep in it... I'd prefer just a regular roll out swag TBQH.

>>15293290
Considering we occupy all of the land thats not fucked and already use 100% of the farmable land, yeah we full.

>>15292226
where can i get a new fuel pump seal?
cant find one advertised for my car in aus.
should i just call a dealership and see whats what?

/dat/, please explain why most females have shit tastes in music.

>>15293561
You just have shit taste in women

>>15293561
>work with chick who likes the same music
>shes a fucking spastic and doesnt understand anything about social situations
Like we're trying to smoke some cones after work and shes going on about fatal crashes and shit

>>15293588
Is she hot

>>15293565
> likes driving, cars and has good taste in movies
Its just audio-spastic.

>>15293588
> fatal crashes and shit
this >>15293593

>>15293593
>>15293600
6/10 maybe

>tfw too sick to sit exams
>tfw too sick to go to the gym
>tfw too sick to drive
Fucking flu cunts

Now I have to wait another month to finish these stupid fucking units instead of holidays

>>15292700
>asking after you bought it

What good would that do? Hope you didn't pay too much for it.

>>15292251
Nope. Whoever you are, come in, don't disturb us, earn for yourselves and die.

Who here likes to race the tradies and their utes on the freeway in the mornings?

>>15292425
It gets easier if you work with girls man

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>phone died when i was ordering a part over phone
mfw

>>15296433
Thos kunce charge it.
building up speed in slow vans/wagons/utes is way shakier than in a small fast car

>>15296479
any hombre who uses 4 monitors is one cowboy i wouldnt want to cross paths with on a lonesome trail

>>15292226
Exhaust is fricked. Middle and rear mufflers are leaky but not overly loud.
full exhaust including mufflers and cats is 1,000+ new online.
I assume it'd be cheaper to get an aftermarket exhaust with 1 muffler, 1 cat and less piping.
what are laws around exhausts as to how many components you need to have?

Stop me from buying an auto civic si.

>>15296826
why auto baka

>>15293255
Yeah, I'd definitely be up for that, weather depending.

Did you have any idea of a route you wanted to take?

>>15296826
An automatic transmission on a sporty econobox kinda defeats the purpose imo.

Depends what you're going to use the car for I guess.

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Last day of being a tram rider :~]

>>15297655

You get your ticket checked?

Nope :~)

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>>15297805
Why didn't my photo post or the post link

>>15297819

Show your uncut willy resting on the ticket to prove its you.

>>15297849
I'm circumcised

>>15297937

Show that then

>>15297655
kebab place in there goes off m8

>>15292733
Those are front strut tops you bell end.

Quick question, if you're rich as fuck can your lawyer get you out of demerits (i don't mind paying money for the fine if it makes those revenue raising cunts happy, but i can't lose my license).

>>15298668
And i can't use the "palm it off to an asian" trick for this, since a copper pulled me over.

>>15297655
Plenty road united

>>15298668
Didn't think GT86's went fast enough to get done for speeding.

>>15298668
Probably could have paid the fine on the spot *cough*

>>15298714
inb4 he posts something tuff as fuck

>>15298719
yea, depends what state he was in.

victoria you can almost always pay on the spot

>>15298732
But then you also risk the cop knocking it back, and then you get done for trying to bribe

>>15298740
nah in victoria they just overwhelmingly want the bribe.

it's the only state i would recommend it, if you get pulled by highway patrol there, you have a 99% chance of getting out by bribe.

general duties cops, probs don't try.

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>>15298757

Can confirm in Qld gave road policing command (highway copper) $100 to let me go with a verbal, done 135 in a 100.

Think it helped that he was on his own when he stopped me

>>15297531
No manuals in my price range :(((
>>15297623
Daily and fun combo. Took it for a test drive through hills and actually really good.

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>>15298847
>fun
>auto
really nigger?

>>15298893
Buying an automatic was the worst decision I've ever made

>>15298893
It's still fun to drive. Just missing the one vital component for maximum fun.

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>>15298936
>>15298964

Ridiculous, manual cars are shite and not necessary at all to 'have fun'

I know I'd rather be fanging it through the bends with both hands on the wheel than having to change gears constantly. Let alone day to day sitting in traffic.

FFS manual shit heads.

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>>15298936
you must do gods work my son, tell all the anon's about the sin of driving an auto!

>>15298964
>>15298977

>>15298977
>fanging
In the wrong gear at every corner

>>15298977
Yeah I'm not saying you can't have fun in an auto but they are so fucking frustrating, they either don't shift when you want it to or hold their gears longer than you want

and then it blows a seal and $2000 later

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>>15299004
>>15298999
>>15298988

I drive an N/A FG XR6 with superb ZF tranny in it, guarantee you it selects better gears than you and quicker too.

>>15299020
Most likely, but it's still a ford

>>15297655
>86 Tram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxZiae16Ry8

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>>15299020

>>15298977
Hey I agree in most situations. The car I'm after just feels like it should be a manual though.

>>15299020
On the highway or in heavy city traffic sure.

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>>15299039

And? My XR6 can pretty much leave in the dirt (my shit) any Toyota 86 or BRZ or whatever.

>>15297655
Im not a poointheloo or pakistani, do i have a chance of becoming a tram driver?

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>>15299020
The ZF is brilliant. I was thinking of getting a manual XR6T but settled for the ZF. I have no regrets.

>>15299095
I literally only ever see white women or old men

>>15299095
I'm sorry but the minimum requirements state you have to be a shitskin.

>>15299115

Can you do hektik skids in it still? by just holding brake and mashing throttle?

>>15299085
>>15299020
sure it can. did you forget to set the timer for your medication jimmy?

>>15299020
Beware of your ZF milk shaking. They're notorious for doing so.

>>15299136
Yep. Skidz with ease. Turn off Traction control/Stabily control and have fun.

>>15299120
I haven't taken the tram in years, but back in high school, yes, white women, older Italian/Greek looking guys or white guys.

Now, most the ones I see, on Sydney Rd anyways, are vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB4fXsi-K0I

>>15299144

The US Transport Security Administration requires that for flights to the United States, passengers are not to congregate in groups in any area of the aircraft, especially near the lavatories. Your co-operation with this policy is greatly appreciated.

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>>15299162

Its a $100k/yr job, no qualifications needed, bretty competitive.

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>>15299170
>flights to the United States
M8, we boating. Not flying

>>15299193

Front tyre is bald

Also you need to invest in a radar detector

>>15299180
Maybe I should apply. No progress on current job, to be honest.

They can minimum wage me for all I care, I just want to actually do something I like.

>>15298977
Take your manual vs automagic shitposting elsewhere please.

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>>15299243

You should become tram driver on gold coast, it is basically light rail, $30/hr plus penalties.

watching video of how to remove car boots
guy finds a ladybeetle and relocates it
he films the whole thing
thought id share it with you guys because it gave me a laugh
50 secs onwards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY9YNDd2VJ8

>>15299142
Problem solved with a $150 trans cooler
The problems not with the 'box, rather, the way its cooled thru the radiator
Ford cost cutting 101

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Thanks cunt I don't need a coffee now.

>>15299466

You really should've given way to that truck anyway desu, just sayan.

>>15299479
It's limited to 80 along that road and he was ages away.

>>15299466
Every 4WD cunt I encounter in the middle of nowhere does this same shit.

>>15299488

I'm not going to argue with you, I'm telling you as someone who has been a Queensland Police Officer (Prob. Const) for 9 months. I've seen crashes and I've been trained in driving. You should have given way, regardless of the rules.

>>15299503
Thanks dad

>>15299503
Then argue with the average driver instead, because they leave a lot less room than that going on to the highway. Recently seen some cunt in a VN pull out in front of a semi going 110km/h thinking he could outrun it, if he hadn't immediately pulled off onto the shoulder he would have gotten creamed.

>>15299489
Wonder if they're on the phone or just being a cunt.

>>15299537
Most are fucking about with the other passengers or just zoned out but that's what country roads do to some drivers.
It has been getting a lot more common with the newly sign posted 100 areas (down from the original 110).

>>15299549
Dunno how cunts can be zoned out when you should be worrying about roos more than anything around here.

>>15299575

Is it necessary to use the c-word?

>>15299592
CUNT
U
N
T

What brands should I be looking for when buying a transmission cooler?

>>15296686
He definitely operates on a different level.

>>15299596
Kelvinator or Whirlpool.

>>15299592
is it necessary to be a faggot?

>>15298999
No only that, but
>back off for corner, slushbox unloads and coasts
Autos are good for accelerating in a straight line and applying positive load from a stand still. And that's it.
Automated manuals like SMGs and DCTs are a different story.
>>15299020
Doubt it, but I'm sure it selects gears better than you do.

>>15299609
Thanks bruz

>>15299503
Cuntstable McFuckwit, shhhh

>>15299628

I'll take "Things you wouldn't say to my face" for $500

>>15299503
>time taken to turn onto the road ~2 seconds
>time taken for truck to reach the intersection ~30 seconds
You're a fuckwit.

>>15299660
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>15299660
Honestly, if I was an officer and someone called me "constable mcfuckwit", I'd have a very hard time keeping a straight face while arresting them.

>>15299503
I've seen crashes and I've been trained in driving, does that make me an police officer too?

>>15299660
Oi cuntstable, what car do you drive

>>15299204
>Front tyre is bald
They were a brand new set of Continental Max Contact MC5's that had been put on the car less than 3 weeks prior. I fail to see how they would be bald.
>Also you need to invest in a radar detector.
Only been pinged once for speeding in it.

Also against the law
(Road Safety Act 1986, Part 6—Offences and Legal Proceedings, 74 Offence to sell, use or possess anti-speed measuring devices)

>>15299693

Show photo of your flaccid willy in the car

>>15299675
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo

>>15299665
>Thinking he's talking about safety

All about that sweet sweet ticket revenue

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>>15299783

If you don't come back with 10, you're deemed non-performing and will have questions to answer. There is no quota but they have a 'rolling average' of TINs issued. If you're substantially out of the norm, you will be performance managed.

I wish I had a gf that would fist me

>>15299204
Fuck's this silly cunt on about

>>15299818

Foreskin here, I'll fist you if you like..

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>>15299722
Have bread instead

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>>15299818
>>15299838

>>15299838
you're not a girl

>>15299810
I didn't get an orgasm, am I doing it wrong. I tried doing it harder.

>>15299503
>qld piggies are this retarded

It's true, seen it first hand.

>>15299859

Is that a problem?

>>15299887
it is a problem

>>15299660
Of course i wouldnt
Youd defect me for no water in my window washer bottle (its empty btw) or my seatbelt wont retract fast enough (it doesnt btw)

I usually just give you all the yessir's and nosir's you so desperately crave, and drive away fine free

>>15299596
PWR trans coolers is what every cunt puts in their Falcons. So they must be alright

>>15299845
I love how the red stops at 230

Subtle way of letting you know that above that speed your 2-piece driveshaft will fail and you'll die

>>15299920
>owns a porsche
>has a little dick

makes sense

>>15299928
Don't taunt the people with the 4-6" dicks bro, they're the ones with the best chance at sloots.

I have a broseph who's a thick 8.5, he's literally had multiple girls refuse to attempt it and just ditch him.

>>15299928
>confirmed for never having a benis
A flaccid danger isn't a good indicator anon

>>15299937
Kek. I'm one of them. I bottom out in every chick and can't get sucked properly because of the girth.

>>15299783
I can understand if you pulled directly out in front of a vehicle but how in any way is that ticketable? are QLD cops really that bad?

>>15299767
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>I've been buying 6 and 10 packs every night for this past week and drinking them all
Is this how it starts?

>>15300176
Why?
Drinking on your own is boring. TV becomes less interesting and video games aren't worthwhile playing

>>15300188
>TV becomes less interesting and video games aren't worthwhile playing
partly why I'm drinking alone, I smash a 10 pack and barely get drunk

>>15300176
Yep, you tend to get into a routine.

>>15300199
I'm saying drinking causes those things to become boring, not justifying your boredom binging

>>15300248
It's boring enough without booze, tv and vidya is fucking mind numbing

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Come to the discord

>>15300309
Nah.

>>15300176
next is brewing your own and then realising how shit commercial beer is

I broke my car and now I'm sad

>>15300396
my car has been out at an auto repair shop for 3 weeks and they still cant figure out the issue. Forced to drive a corolla to get around

so i''ve started seeing this girl and I think it's actually going really well

it's her birthday in a couple weeks though but i'm not sure what sort of present I should get her?

>>15300518
dick in a box

>>15300518
Tix for a concert or something

>>15299142
>>15299451
Wait, they STILL do that. Fuck I thought ford changed that after the bf

>>15298977
Well if you enjoy having to stomp the pedal through the floor in an uphill corner exit, that's cool too I suppose.

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>>15299466
I've had this happen to me once, the guy was obviously fucking around on his phone and creeped into my lane ~100 metres ahead of me. I hit the dirt, which he must of seen in his peripheral vision because he looked up and got back into his lane before we would of connected. Honestly wasn't even phased at this point, the bit that really got me came next. As he drove pass he flipped me off, as if him being a daft cunt and not looking at the road was my fault. I even got enough time to react back, pulling pic related. I sat there for five minutes trying to wrap my head around the situation. My running theory was he was just a massive cunt and instinctively doubled down to come off as the big man. Still boggles my fucking mind.

>>15297623
>Did you have any idea of a route you wanted to take?
Hmmm, was actually thinking The Sideling out to Scottsdale and somewhere further out to the coast if you're keen.

They gave a Mitsubishi ASX, free upgrade. It's pretty... boaty, hahaha. It's a crossover but it seems to handle more like the parents' old Prado than anything car like. If the weather's good I'd be pretty keen to check out the Mazda as well.

>>15300745
Flip em off and honk anon.

SA meet when?

>>15300867
When i can pop down to the shops to get marshmallows for the fire

>>15299061
>86

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Who else thinks the constant speedbumps on this campus are a fucking injustice

>Solid StreetX potential
>Fun as fuck corners

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>>15300953
Improved

i like chicks with hairy snatches

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>>15300867
>SA meet when?

2nd July, 2016 @ 1:00 PM - Sports Park Rd, Morphett Vale SA 5162

Any issues with time/date?

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>>15300962
Improved your shitty sketch.

>>15300981
>Onkaparinga rugby club
This brings back horrible memories.

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>>15301001
We'd be able to use the bottom carparks- but one of the previous meets ended with plebs getting lost due to the confusing signage.

>>15301021
Definitely use the lower carparks. The upper ones will be filled with Maoris and 6ft lanky 15 year olds.

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>>15301046
2nd July, 2016 @ 1:00 PM - Above 132C Wheatsheaf Rd, Morphett Vale SA 5162 (-35.124330, 138.539954)

>>15301000
I'll strap my phone to the front of my car and go through one night, it's pretty radical

>>15301098
>constant speedbumps
Do you think you'd be able to complete it in the 8 minutes suggested by Google?

>>15301092
Fucking unmissable

>>15301107
The Speedbumps are the reason it's shit, but i'll probably be able to do it in a lot less than 8 minutes

>>15300745
$10 it was a 4WD, another $5 for a European branded one.

>>15300867
>>15301092
>tfw no /SA/ camping meet
>no getting smashed then hooning around the tracks of a national park at night

http://m.slashdot.org/story/312661

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>rewatching pure pwnage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nsG3lE5St4
>all those frumpy, shy qt3.14 and their naivety towards games
>everyone was happier and bubbly rather than stand-offish
i miss 2005

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>>15301548
That's probably because half of you are murderers and the other half know.
Best killer for inspiration.

>>15301092
>>15300981
I'll go depending on who's going. The last one was just Jimmy and two other guys that didn't even think Jimmy was real.

>>15303757
>two other guys that didn't even think Jimmy was real
lol what?

>>15303124
>actually believing a mentally retarded man managed to pop off 20 odd head shots from the hip

What's it like being so gullible?

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>>15303757
... It's too early in the morning for this. I can't even tell if your being serious.

>>15300981
I'd go but only if interesting cunts are going. Those pricks with the shitty falcon and toyota wagon can eat a dick.

>>15300818
The Sideling out to Scottsdale sounds great, was thinking if you were up north you'd probably want to do that.

If you wanted a long cruise you could go from Scotttsdale to St Helens through Derby, Weldborough, Pyengana etc. Road's mad twisty through there, a lot of it is used as Targa Tasmania stages.

>link very related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp9w1dz5UD0

From St Helens it's a straight shot out to the Midlands Hwy via Fingal and Avoca, though if my legs haven't fallen off by then we could detour out to Rossarden as there's another decent set of twisties out there.

Only downside to Rossarden is the last bit of the road coming back from there to Avoca is gravel afaik. I should know, it's where I nearly wrapped myself around a tree.

>Mitsubishi ASX

Top kek, what a beast.

>awd
>4 cylinder engine

Must be an Evo then.

Don't reckon I'll be bringing the Mazda out though, need a government mandated person for that because /L plater lyf/ and the only mate I know with a full license is super busy with uni and kids and shit.

Should be good though, haven't done that loop since I was on my bike L's.

>>15304317
>St Helens

Derp, St Marys.

Always get the two confused.

>>15303886
>20 odd head shots
Sauce plz

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Who's voting for the motoring enthusiast party?

I reckon they will be up there on my list in the senate.

>>15303124
>SA
>murderers
Only in Snowtown.

>>15300981
Should shift it to Sunday for MX5anon.

>>15304670
The Family murders are my favourite

>>15304697
fucking hell why isn't it a Sunday. 5 SA anons all work monday to saturday and have all said SUNDAY MOTHER FUCKING SUNDAY
get your shit together you cunt

>>15305746
>5 SA anons all work monday to saturday and have all said SUNDAY MOTHER FUCKING SUNDAY
Only aware of MX5anon. Who else works Saturday?

>>15305867
All the motorcycle anons and I think one or two others with cars.

I agree with Sunday being the best though, driving on a Saturday is always busy and shitty.

>>15305901
>All the motorcycle anons

So all the poofters shitting up the threads about dicks? Who cares then.

>>15305919
thats the ones in NSW not SA mate

>>15305867
Yeah working that Saturday.

what mawds should I do to my CT110 cunce? big end bearings and piston are rooted, dropped the engine/tranny out the other day.

>>15305979
lifan 140cc engine swap

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Fuck me dead the exact same shit happened AGAIN today, this time a Semi actually crossed the lines, on an overtaking lane....
Trucks fault or Army's fault? Got stuck behind the Army convoy 30 minutes later heading back, they were doing 65 on a 110 highway.

>>15306031
why do you keep uploading this webm's? nothing spectacular or breath taking is happening

You just need to learn that other people make mistakes and apart of driving is dealing with it

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>>15305901
>All the motorcycle anons and I think one or two others with cars.
I don't work Saturday. Sunday makes more sense though.

>>15305979
>>15306011
The 170 is better. Has the roller cam and big bore kit and almost gets 30hp.

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>when ur job provider suggests office work

>>15306052
>nothing spectacular or breath taking is happening

I can understand when you're a busrider who watches drag videos on youtube all day, but when an oncoming vehicle seems like it's about to drive into your lane and hit you it's actually pretty scary anon.

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>>15306055
>170cc postie bike

This, plus sticky tyres and a disc brake front end.

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>>15306060
>when you run into your old boss at the JSA
>he's looking for a job too

>>15306031
wew anon that was really close australian roads really are dangerous

>>15306070
its wheels were over the line, you're making it sound like he was completely in your lane when he wasn't. Maybe he was trying to look around the other truck like an idiot, or he went through a puddle and the front wheels swerved a bit

i know you live a thrill seekers life and shit seems to happen only to you on the road that you risk your life everyday and everybody else is a bad driver but yourself, i understand that completely, but you should move on and stop looking for replies on an anonymous taiwanese basket weaving forum

>>15306070
>about to hit you

he's creeping 100mm into your lane.. it might be scary living it but it's something that happens everyday on every road, that's not posting material

>>15306092
>>15306097
>>15306104
Where do you cunts live where this is a normal every day situation?

>>15306109
real life

>>15306109
fucking france.
And i'd say everywhere you can find people. it's not like it's very dangerous in a long stretch of road

>>15306070
>>15306104
Once I was driving and a semi literally cut the entire corner and almost cleaned me up, if I was any closer to the other lane I'd be dead

That little swerve was nothing

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>>15306083
With big bore it's 195cc. One we had was 27hp up from 7hp.

>>15306139
>>15306055
>close to 30 hp
thats actually pretty impressive, especially coming out of a postie bike with an engine thats barely 200cc

makes you question the reliability of chink motors however and whether its worth it in the long run

>>15306144
>makes you question the reliability of chink motors however and whether its worth it in the long run
Clutch blew up instantly and had to be changed to a hand setup.

Engine wouldn't last long.

>>15306052
>why are you contributing to the thread? Stop it

Thats you. Thats what you sound like

>>15306166
then contribute something worthwhile faggot, you driving in traffic and asking for critique is stupid

if you don't have dual exhaust pipes you're a bloody poof

>>15306178
You fool it wasnt even me

>>15306185
stfu, im working on it. Need glasspacks too

>>15306185
>not having one exhaust pipe per cylinder

>>15306185
>his car doesn't have dual exhaust as standard
lmao

>>15306185
>having an exhaust system

It's like you don't want your car to sound like a top fuel dragster.

got a question for you if thats okay. got my ps not that long ago and have been wondering what would be a more suitable car to buy. any help would be nice dudes
ive been driving my civic for the past year and now its time to move on after ricing the shit out of it. i have also now got acess to my account for a car that i have been putting money into since i was about 6 so i have around 8-9k to spend on a car. i dont have to pay for insurance so that it not a problem.
i am thinking either to buy a r33 skyline or a early 2000s wrx. what makes more power with basic mods such as exhaust, front mount etc
i think the wrx would be more suitable since i live in a rural area with lots of country roads
cheers in advance

>>15306257
Either of those for $9k will sting you for an extra $9k over the next couple of years in repairs. Will be thrashed, hard. You might be able to find a "stock" WRX but there's no chance whatsoever for a clean stock R33 for $9k.

Easier to get power out of the R33 but parts for the WRX will be easier, and it looks more at home covered in dust and dirt than a Skyline.

>>15306178
>contribute something worthwhile
And you whinging like a little bitch was a contribution?

Contrarian

>>15306257
$500 5 speed falcon
$500 hyundai sexcel

choose your destiny

>>15306286
you commenting on my post arguing about post quality was a contribution?

you are a cuckolded homosexual

>>15306280
cheers mate

>>15306292
>contrarian pls

>>15306292
Go back to /dbt/ viccb400anon, you are a right faggot.

>>15306280
also i forgot to mention that i live in tasmania so theres none of the turbo v8 restrictions and my dad also gave me his personalised wrx numberplate which i should have added

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For the anon who is a bitch.

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>>15306303
i haven't even posted in dat today you spanner.
why are you obsessed with me?

>>15306329
Sure M8, nice damage control.

>>15306312
>dad also gave me his personalised wrx numberplate
It sounds like your old man wants you to take the WRX too. Can't let him down, anon.

>>15306332
oh fuck off drop anon.
i swear half the reason you have something against me is because you can't afford the bikes i can.

>>15306332
cumstain hurricane

>>15306338
KEK, you are so obsessed with that german kid.

>>15306338
>potato farmer
>affording things
>implying they weren't hand me downs from daddy

bitch please, post some more of your dad's bikes.

>>15306326
shit cunt lost the slowest slide ever

>deceased estate
>80 cars, mostly Valiants in shit condition
>318's for as low as $500
What do i do? i want more than a couple

>>15306344
>being this mad
>not having a dad
So it's because i have a dad? sorry about your childhood i guess

>>15306358
Fella u dum

>>15306359
ignorance is bliss uleh

>>15306356
Store them at mates places?

>>15306370
im juggling whether i want to buy a single nice, driving CM 318 for over 2500 or if i should get a $500 restobox

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1980-CHRYSLER-CM-SEDAN-/122021270963?hash=item1c6908d5b3:g:dGkAAOSwc1FXZ81e

I wanted this cop car, but 1500 is a little excessive especially considering it has a reserve

>all the dbt shitposting spilling into the /dat/
FUCK OFF

>>15306378
>a single nice, driving CM 318 for over 2500
How much over $2500? Jump on it at that price.
The $500 restobox will end up owing you four times that.

>>15306388
At least all the dick posting has gone to discord

>>15306391
its not bad unless you consider the dented door, but i have a spare door in good condition

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/aldinga-beach/other-automotive/1978-cl-chrysler-318-v8-sedan/1114701935

i dont really have 2500 to spend however, considering i already have a valiant aswell

>>15306407
Ah, you sure that's registered? I know I can see a plate on the bull bar, but that doesn't mean much

>>15306410
since you've pointed it out, it does look a bit suss

I cant read the plate but i think red letters are queensland plates? if so, i dont think it can be re-registered here if its in shit condition

>>15306388
This just proves that the dbt shitposting is just australians.

FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA

>>15306416
NT plates

>>15306419
no wonder he's calling it a parts car, it cant be registered

oh well, ill find another one

>>15306417
you realise its 1 person right? and you are him yeah?

>>15306429
are you the same retard who calls the 3 anons, samefag?

>>15306433
there are only 3 anons on /o/, me you and the other guy.

>>15306438
usually, as the faggots have gone to dicksword

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why do E46 M3s sound like absolute shit?
I thought M3s were supposed to sound nice but one at work sounds like a tinny civic. Like literally my v6 commy sounds better.

>>15304572
He has none, he is just some truther who just reads everything off of some conspiracy theory on the internet.

>>15306443
r u dumb?

>>15306425
Good luck, and god speed.

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Just drove past a line of souped up commies surrounded by cops on the side of the road. Sweet justice.

Goodnight faggots

>>15306490
Fuck off

>>15306443
the commodore has ruined your mind and ears unfortunately

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>>15306443
why do V6 Commodudes sound like absolute shit?
I thought Commodudes were supposed to sound nice but one at work sounds like a tinny civic. Like literally my E46 M3 sounds better.

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>>15306503
>I thought Commodudes were supposed to sound nice but one at work sounds like a moo cow
fixed. And you're welcome.

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>>15306443
why do commodres sound like absolute shit?
I thought commodores were supposed to sound nice but one at work sounds like a tinny abbo asking for money. Like literally my v6 Taurus sounds better.

>>15306541
>tinny abbo asking for money
i'm imaging a mini abbo trapped in VB can shouting for money

>>15306548
What the fuck have you been smoking to come up with that shit
I want some

the current MCM series is actually pretty good cunts

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>>15306498
fuck, I've gone too deep. What can I do to repair the damage?

>>15306503
lol, gud one mate but I am not joking.

>>15306471
yeh mate, they sound like arse hole.

>>15300867
Never again, not after I went to the last one when a total of 3 people showed up and the rest stayed home like pussy fucking bitches probably afraid jimmy would chop them with his audi

>>15304309
Don't come then cunt, I'll slam my wagon into your fucking car cunt

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>>15307690
It was that shit ey?

>>15307698
Ah yes, the friendly community of /dat/.
Personally, you shouldn't fuck peoples cars, settle it like a man.

>>15306326
Boy those $400 a Tyre Mickey Thompsons sure paid off.

As I understand a coilover is a spring on a shock. Don't most cars have coilovers then? Or is it just a matter of stronger damping and stiffer springs?

>>15307690
I wouldn't want to be around jimmy either.

>tfw want to rice out shitboxes

Just as well I'm not rich

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Sup cunts

>>15310194
fuck off you degenerate germanian cuck

>>15310194
Eating reheated pizza because fuck eating cold pizza

>>15310224
But reheated is disgusting bro
>>15310214
Throwing a fit Mate?

>>15310251
Better than having cold straight from the fridge, shits rank

>>15306257
R33s are for pole smokers.

>>15306443
>v6 commo
>SS badges
Wut

>>15310261
True, but just leave it in the box at room temperature
Stays edible for like a day or two. And doesn't taste of fridge or microwave.

>>15307690
we were afraid jimmys next fireball would engulf us all

>>15310406
Prefer my engines to be internal combustion engines.

>>15310525
>not wanting the rare external combustion engine

He really made the most unique Astra of all.

>>15310536
I wonder how many ponies that bad boy put out

NEW BREAD
>>15311517
>>15311517
>>15311517

>>15310930
enough to turn jimmys car into glue

>>15306497
Goodnight faggot.

>>15304309
the cunt with the toyota wagon? was it an 80s model? probably me, kek

>>15312198
nah he's talking about me and my toyota lexcen