If Jesus Christ was alive today, which car would he drive?

Probably a white stanced gti with tartan interior or a white STI. Honda Accord as a DD of course.

>>15286866
prius van

>>15286892
>>15286953
No you fags are wrong.

Christfag here, remember it took him 3 days to respawn.

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Not sure why that would stop him.

>>15286866
Accord you summerfag

>>15286866
He'd hijack the Popemobile. Or steal one of their VW Phaetons.

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>>15286866
This.

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>>15286866
This bad boy

He seems like an Infiniti kinda guy

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Jeremiah, 32.37: "Behold, I will gather them out of all countries, whither I have driven them in mine anger, and in my Fury...

>Fury

>>15286866
Volvo 240 that he borrowed from Thor

>FWD turds and rapevans
>in the giant desert that is the middle east

think again

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>>15286866
An ass.

>>15286892
That seems more like what Judas Iscariot would drive desu.

>>15286953
No, that's what people who THINK they're Jesus drive.

>>15286989
Quite possibly.

>>15287016
Considering he had 12 apostles to haul around this is the most accurate answer.

>>15287025
That was God, not Jesus

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An Accord

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>>15286866
Definitely not a corvette

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Obviously a Tesla.

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>For I did not speak of my own Accord...

>>15286866
I dunno, ask someone who thinks he's Jesus today and ask him.

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Okay, so he was a carpenter, obviously I'm thinking a pick up. Ignoring the fact hes middle eastern he strikes me as a Ranger owner. Humble, faithful, pure, unassuming and quietly competent. Not someone who needs a lot of flash, but has to get the job done even if it means going where roads dont go. A guy who would heal his car rather than forsake it for a newer model.

So. Gonna go with 2002 ranger.

>>15288697
It is popular with a lot of guys who are indeed named Jesús...

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>implying he wouldn't roll up in a Ghost
It might take you a second but you'll get it

>>15287007
I could buy that

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>>15286866
I saw Jesús driving this the other day.

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hE CAN PROBABLY DROP HELLA SICK SKIDZ

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Jesus was a carpenter

>>15289169
Pull up in a phantom watch them bitches catch the holy ghost

>>15290270
Yeah, and he wouldn't get some faggy crew cab that can't fit 8' lumber in the back.

>>15290288
But he needs room for the apostles

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Probably a smoke blowin Bubba Dodge diesel

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A white 70 Challenger that will inevitably die for our sins.

The bus or on a bicycle because he's a hippie.

I like to imagine him banging gears in a blacked out 67 Camaro.

>>15288710
underrated post

>>15290744
Do people actually drink Coors light?

>>15288710
Got a good chuckle out of this.

>>15294531
Overrated post

>>15286866
arctic white 1969 charger with gold chrome