Bantz

>>15277377
>I needed to have a cool car as a status symbol so I bought the cheapest beat on used 3 series from the first year of the model. The previous owner was just like me, treated it like a watch like status symbol and never maintained it. Waaaahhhh why is my bmw so expensive?

i wanna see that ginger british dude go on twitter and post more facts then watch it blow up in his face

>>15277414

I bought the car in 2009 with 7k miles on it, and the problem was that I did maintain it too much, in the end I could have got away with maintaining like shit and would have got a similar price for it when I sold it.

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>>15277377
It's like you wanna look black. You might as well have bought a Chrysler 300

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>>15277482
>blacked out FWD econobox
>had to buy a cheap new car to finance because he couldn't buy a nice, better used car outright
>probably has a CAI and black ice tree
Could you be any more of a generic millennial "enthusiast"?

>>15277519
dude fuck off, there's nothing wrong with FWD. Why are you such an asshole.

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>>15277533
This is bait

>>15277519
Lol close
But 6000 down
>Dat 100 dollar a month car payment

Also can't see well but gloss gunmetal wheels.

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>>15277519
>implies every car around yours isn't as good because of its age and the 'on its last breath' brand
>in denial about paint job, gas mileage, and its sub-par american classic looks
>in reality its the worst of the comet, and will never be the 5th gen GT

At least its not as bad as the 85 mustang

My tires look like shit in this picture

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>>15277519
>Lexus
It's like you actually enjoy your cars sales scheme formulated so that even people below the poverty line can have one. they even cover the entire engine compartment with plastic so the naive Lexus owner cant see anything remotely dirty. You will never be as based as 303 HP v8 in a FF.

fuck
>>15277592
see
>>15277592

>>15277633

>FWD V8
>SS

Purchased exclusively by mentally disabled men in their mid-40s who couldn't afford a Corvette, much less a steering wheel for one.

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>>15277633
>FWD rental car
>Transverse mounted V8
>literal GM nigger trash
>b-but m-muh SS
>It's like you actually enjoy your cars sales scheme formulated so that even people below the poverty line can have one.

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>>15277633
o-ok
im not mad

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>>15277670
Bought the wrong 6 cylinder turbo m8

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>>15277701
>oh hey guys i bought a muscle car
>n-no, this is the V6, but its good aswell i swear
>it has turbo at least!
>no, its auto only, but its good aswell

this is you

(jokes aside, that thing is killer)

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>>15277731
>electrics
>plastic everything in the engine bay
>mommy wagon
>FWD
>not even the I6

>>15277701

>h-hey guys I'm a muscle car
>I'm literally not grandpa's buick stuffed with an overstrained V6 and painted black
>I'm still bought by people other THAN grandpa and his friends

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>>15277750
>owning a truck from the '60s in california
>15mpg for 150 horsepower
>whees aren't white
>probably made of rust

that toolbox is pretty cool though. Those old F series definitely look better than the new ones

>>15277377
Was debating getting a 335, they actually kill your wallet?
kind of debating that or a 350z

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>>15277815
>15mpg for 150 horsepower
I wish. try 11mpg from 120hp when new. and thankfully it is a california car, so no rust. the toolbox is convenient af.

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>>15277841
Oh look a deranged redneckmobile with a little cubby hole just big enough to hide the bodies of dead children .

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>>15277886
I knew a guy who owned a geo tracker.

He was a gigantic faggot. and he also loved his tracker.

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>>15277886
It's where he keeps his "I'm with Her" woman cards

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>>15277886
>Has a cum streak down the side to let every male know he's "open for business"

Please no bully on my 62 horsepower beast

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>>15277921
62 hp when new, friendo :^)

>>15277921
>Has had to rebuild his shitbox three times to the ears in his barrio mirin

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>>15277935

>>15277940
>Has had to rebuild his shitbox 3 different times because of the cholos mirin in his barrio

Fucking autocorrect

>>15277900
Literally the one year they cocked up the design... and it's not even the fastback. Pretty much the 1968 A-class

>>15277829

Only buy one with a shit load of service records, and if it's an 07-10 model make sure the turbos were already replaced.

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>>15277921
It's a Honda CRX, it's so bad it makes fun of itself so I don't have to.

>>15277995
>All those angles
It's like an autistic kid went slap happy with line graphs

>>15277983
What's the problem(s) with the stock turbo's?
I just finished looking up all the 350z problems and none are major but holy shit there are there a lot of minor kinks in that car

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>>15277995
how many hoes do you pimp a night?

>2 door

oh okay so it's useless.

>>15278142
R I N G L A N D S and G A S K E T S

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>>15278142
Do you have more snapback or fitted flat brim hats?
Favorite flavor of vape?
How much would you pay to suck on Ken Block's dingleberries?
What brand of reps does it have on it?
Get many Instagram followers?

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Inb4 ringlands and short blocks

2nd car from the right

I tend to confuse your car for a Oldsmobile Alero

>>15278313
Probably because of the robot cock always in your face

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war me now

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2002 accord
no bully plz

ITT:

People talking shit about other people's cars then getting ass blasted when people talk shit about theirs.

Never change /o/

>>15277592
Slow overrated overpriced pigfat poor value status symbol for people with no culture

>>15278424
This is a shit talking thread, is it not

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>>15278365
Well I can't, because that is amazing

>>15278365
Clumsy heavy automatic beige pos slow as shit V6 fuel economy from a 4 cyl sludge monster clunky suspension EGR solenoid and coolant temperature sensor eating rust pile

>>15278411
Good luck when one of the 4 ball joints faila and your whole wheel and axle falls off while you're on the highway if your tranny doesnt die first

>>15278411
Single black mom/10

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>>15278457
lol look at this low-rent james bond wanna be. what are those 14" wheels? can that thing even go above 80 without rattling apart?

>>15278411
youre on a car enthusiast forum posting pictures of the most boring, average, every-day commuter car you can buy. get a clue.

k now do me.

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>>15278457
Faggoty special mid-life crisis They Dont Make Em Like This Anymore mobile

>>15278494
thinks his car is a status symbol, probably races high school kids to think he is cool

>>15278511
>probably races high school kids to think he is cool
i would if theyd race me back. bunch of pussies around here.

>>15278497
Alphonse's grandma's car

>>15278142
>Stupid horns
>Illest
>worse than OEM wheels

fucking triggered, I can't even reply

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>>15278497

>FWD Malibu

Leave it to Chevy to fuck up a good thing.

>>15277519
>>15278142
>>15278313
>>15277841
>tripniggers

ITT
>People can't handle any bantz
>weak ass bantz
Step it up faggots

>>15279744
ITP
>People who cannot handle people not handling bantz
>weak ass post
Step it up faggot

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>>15278808
lmao in the shop again natural territory for a subaru

>>15279981
lol says the guy with an Audi. Why did you pull over to the side of the road, did your timing chain snap?

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let's rek

>>15277377
OK I love the STS, but what the hell is that thing in place of front licence plate?

And does that headlight water condensation ever go away? How many shock absorber changes have you had to go with? No wait, I bet you have 3.6 kek

>>15279981
Is that A4? Audi is shit in general, but the A4 (or S4, whatever) is the crowned shit.

>Passat
>FWD
>Utterly unreliable
>Boring-to-ugly looks

>>15277482
didn't know women went to /o/

>>15277519
what is this, are you so poor you can't afford a modern vehicle?
>inb4 nostalgia

>>15277592
Your Camry's rear-view mirror has some ugly rubbish on it. And did you "tune" you fog lights which are turned on only because you're an idiot to look so that they represent your intellect? That colour is that of vomit.

>>15277633
I'm sorry, this car is what's wrong with American car "culture".

>>15277670
this is horribly riced, you're humulating yourself just fine
>Black Ice meme

>>15278808
You think your car sounds great, but it just sound like a geriatric grandpa farting and everyone laughs as they hear you nearby, then burst into hysterical laughter attack when they actually see the car

>>15278494
>slammed
>tiny wheel height
>license plate on the side
>Audi owner thinks he owns something noteworthy

Nah, you're doing yourself just fine on your own :)))))

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>>15280320
Nice pigfat niggermobile, I bet I could smoke you on the toegay. When are you getting 27 inch rims?

>>15280330
I'm in Europe (neighbour, actually), my unreliable friend :^) . I haven't seen an african in months. Your american memes can't touch meeeee

You'd smoke me for the first 100 meters maybe (doubtful), but then I would relax and drive to the finish in great comfort while you'd be trying to get your rustbox running again. Your rimz look like they're the most expensive item on the car. Mine are stock.

#rekt

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>>15280330
>The ultimate breakdown machine
When's your shitty street drifting video coming out?

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pffft how much power do you get from that? 140 hp? inline 4 much?
can anyone actually use the rear seats. and did you steal those rims from the fucking lunar buggy? oh nvm sorry, you guys and space and all that. besides that car has exactly the same color as those things you pull out after dissasebling a kitchen sink after 10 years
>i actually like your 3

well, fuck. somehow your post >>15280346 didnt show up for me. well, i guess >>15280330 can shit on two cars now

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>>15280253
>>15280320
>mfw it's a timing belt and it's a quattro
lmao I'm just waiting for my fuel pump to die again

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>>15280409
lmao good job kerbing your alloys learn to park faggot

>sweet ride bro I couldn't find anything else wrong with it. Does it have wood trim interior too?

>>15278285
>Do you have more snapback or fitted flat brim hats?
More snapbacks.

>Favorite flavor of vape?
I like them all

>How much would you pay to suck on Ken Block's dingleberries?
tree fitty

>What brand of reps does it have on it?
FAST

>Get many Instagram followers?
12

>>15277377
You sling'n that Mary Kay bro?

>>15280448
>Does it have wood trim interior too

y-yes it does. and caramel full leather

>>15280320
>tiny wheel height
I'm supposed to take you seriously when you don't even know the difference between a fucking wheel and a tire. LOL European education system ladies and gentlemen

>>15280537
literally can't handle the banter

>>15277750
>talking shit about wagons
also soccer moms all have boners for SUVs now

>>15280537
You don't have to take me seriously, but that's OK, nobody takes you or your Volkswagen seriously either :)))))

>>15280491
Pls pics

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>>15280659
fuck, i dont actually have any interior pics of it. i'l have to do it as soon as i get it out of the garage
trim (apart from the phone) is like pic related, but the color is just a tad darker

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>>15280681
color for reference

>>15280686
>>15280681
Fucking godlike desu.

I want an E39 for my next car but there's no way I can afford an M5. In a perfect world it would have M Sport trim and an interior like that. I wouldn't care if it were a petrol or diesel.

>>15280549
>can't handle the rebuttal banter
It's a banter thread, if you don't like being banted at may I suggest the miata general thread with all the other fans.

>>15280605
Wheels and tires are different things you sperm-sucking idiot.

>>15277995
Nig/autistic car.

>>15280690
heh, thanks man

and well, it is an expensive car to keep on the road. drive it like it should be driven and you get 15l/100km at best (should be 15mpg i think). if you dont like spending your days on your knees to get money for parts and fuel, i'd say get one of the inline 6s. the petrol gets about 230hp and goes well and the diesel gets mad torks. the 540 is also interesting, because it has pretty much somewhat smaller version of the M5s V8. some mods and you have the same power as i do. and you can have that one as an estate aswell.

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>>15278497
>Can I have a really heavy and bloated sedan, and also have it be fwd?
>And I really like looking like a rental car, even the colour should scream rental.
>As an American, shifting gears really bothers me. It's fine my car is an automatic.

Pic not mine, but 99% identical.

>>15280721
i\m sorry anon, but i cant shit on a car i know literally nothing about. i dont even know wtf its called

>>15281353
Acura EL, basically "sports" "luxury" for poorfags.
Has the D16y8 (same as Canadian Civic si) and stuff like stock front and rear swaybars and decent dampers and springs, but a bunch of entry level luxury stuff like heated leather and mirrors, sunroof, electric everything. Still weights <2400 lbs though.

Not too awful for a first car.

>>15280721
I have no bantz for you, looks like you keep it in good shape

Not my exact car but it's a black 2016 Sentra

Cheapest lease deal in my area by $300 end-of-term, which was for a fucking Honda Fit

inb4 >leasing
just get on with it

>>15277482
>>15277592
>>15277633
>>15277731
>>15277815
>>15278365
>>15278411
>>15278494
>>15278497
>>15279981
>>15280320
>>15280721
Good examples of people who decided to become car enthusiasts after they already bought a car. Would your parents only cosign if you got something practical?

>>15282117
Are you high?

An IS300, newer caddilac, and various Audis are perfectly fine enthusiast DDs. Hell, for a poorfag even the hondas are -acceptable-.

>>15282206
He's taking the bantz to a whole new level. He's bantzing himself by posting the dumbest shit he can think of.

>>15282117
Well excuse me for not buying all my cars from a barn during my great grandfather's estate sale.

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>>15282117
Ehh, not the most exiting ride, I know but I work with what I have

>>15282117
Alright grandpa, it's past your bedtime. Your boomer cars can wait til tomorrow.

This thread is terrible. We should have threads saying good things. Most of this board already is devoted to sitting on people for no reason

>>15277434
You realize maintaining any car to BMW owner level autism would cost as much right (bit less cuz parts)? Nobody but bmw and merc owners replace things preventatively.

>>15282533
Idk, having a shit talk containment board is not a bad idea.

>>15277377
>>15280320

Needs more valves

>>15282533
Well, I respect anybody opening themselves up to shitposting about their car, that and it's nice to have a containment thread for it. The "SAY SUMFIN NICE ABOUT MUH CAR" is just a hugbox of people who own shitty cars and need validation.

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>Hellcat

>>15282318
All I have to say is that dumpster looks better than your car. I would rather walk than drive that thing.

>>15282601
>He bought a 700hp car that is so pigfat it acts like a 400hp car

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>>15282601
That car will be your coffin within the year.

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>>15282601
You wasted over 60 (SIXTY) THOUSAND DOLLARS on a pigfat, FCA-built piece of shit that can't turn and is still based on a 15 year old low end Mercedes platform. The only people dumb enough to buy Dodges are niggers. Are you a nigger? I guess you'd have to be to buy that brutish piece of shit instead of a GT350 or Cayman. But have fun going in a straight line, getting 7mpg, and watching all the Fiat made electronics and plastic slowly fall apart after 5 years.

Anyway, roast my sensible econobox faggots

>>15282117
Maybe they don't live in the south and actually encounter snow?

>>15282645
>he lives in Australia

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>>15282645
that car will fall down any moment now

>>15282601
i have yet to see someone driving one of these that has reached at least average adult male height.

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>>15282728
Shitbox that looked 10 years old when it came off the assembly line. Somehow cheaper than it's competition, which isn't a good thing at that price point. It will probably break in to 2 pieces while you're going down the highway.

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>>15282774
a 92 aerostar was my first car. rwd v6 minivan with a floor shifter. went through rear right tires like crazy due to all the brakestands. id take another one of those over most pieces of shit in this thread.

>>15282117
oh damn

>>15282664
I only have one for you.

>wheel cover

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>>15282803
Your car needs a wash, but I would be afraid that the water would tear the bumper off.

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>>15282870
>FWD
ishygddt

>>15282908
>American made
Seriously tho V8 is gr8

>>15282908
Holy shit, did you buy that underpowered, sloppy handling slushbox equipped POS from you secretary mom after she fucked her boss?

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>>15282926
It's the V6
>>15282933
But at least it's manual, r-right?

>>15282970
Let's see
>V6
>Convertible
Nope

>>15282970
>It's the V6
God have mercy on you

>>15282562
I don't get it.

>>15278808
>removes spoiler for muh drifts and to look like a faggot
>doesn't drift because awd
Fucking autist

>>15282774
Rapist

>>15282908
>convertible
So you looked at the normal mustang, decided that you wanted a heavier and sloppier handling one, but also wanted to show off the cheap shit interior?

>>15282970
>>15284135
Oh god, and it's a V6. Congratulations, you bought yourself a womans Mustang. Now the import AND domestic fags can laugh at you.

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>>15282908
>can't turn
>weighs a million pounds
>convertible
>probably automatic
>American muscle ;)))
christ senpai

>>15277519
>driving a matte painted vehicle because your too broke to do it properly
>muh rockabilly look
>I have traditional style and ship tattoos

>>15282645
It would be a great way to die

>>15282664
White as can be. I hate Niggers. I have lots of money so the cost means dick to me. Mopar shits on your face. Anerican muscle all the way. That V8 tho. Also I average 19mpg and gas means nothing to me. Not a brokefag

>>15282742
6'6. Short people should kill themselves. Anyone under 6ft should just kill themselves because they are clearly the bottom of the gene pool

Need some more shit talking. I love this shit. I'm rolling

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>Bantz

>>15284580
you only think youre rich because you live in flyover land where shit costs 1/10 what it costs in a civilized part of the country. i guarantee you the mortgage payments on your house are less than half of what youd need to get a basement studio apartment where i live.

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> is250 AWD
> Slow as fuck, still added a short-ram intake and an Invidia exhaust
> Somehow sounds juicy
> Automatic as fuck, but I pretend I'm speed racer witht the fake paddle shifters
> Later plasti dipped emblems because i'm a ricer and proud of it
> Don't have the money to upgrade right now, and this thing is reliable as fuck so whatever.

>>15286696
That's not how this thread works you wage slave lexuscuck

Good job buying the cheapest one available, did it accomplish your goal of trying to snag some dumb young slut for you? Or did they realize it is in fact the cheapest one and walk away before even getting to the part where you roll down the window?

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This is my pontiac grand prix, 3.8L V6 engine. I was a virgin until I got it last summer at age 24. Now I've had sex with a total of SEVEN (7) GIRLS. This thing attracts all the sloots.

>>15286696

eh. kinda gay. Look like a boring ass lawyer or some shit.

>>15286678
Exactly what I was thinking.

>>15284580
This assclown even sounds like a typical flyover state dirtbag.
>muh mopar
Great, so you and the rest of your brow can masturbate to each other while you try to forget your in a landlocked state where a 60k salary can get you a mansion for 1000 bucks a month.

There's a reason everything is cheap where you are, no one with any amount of brain cells or self respect would want to live there.

Here's an example for you, since I fear you might need it spelled out a little further:
>'make it' in Kentucky
>buy fast car to help you forget you live in tucking Kentucky
Add boasting to that recipe and you've baked up some good ol' self delusion...and you're still in Kentucky.

Do us a favor and understand that whatever shit tier job you have, whatever shit tier house you've got, whatever shut box you're driving, you could never make it in any real state with an actual cost of living.

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>>15286756
>gran nigger car that is both heavy and slow as fuck

really trying here but I can't knock down other people's cars. Also 2003 E320.

>>15286781
>>15286678
>Muh flyover state

I'm not even him, but are you seriously trying to argue that living in a cheap and generally racially homogeneous state where you can live a nice life on an average wage is a BAD thing?

Lel, you guys get jelly because "he could never make in in a state like mine" while not making it in that state yourself. Enjoy your 2000/month apartment and sense of Liberal smugness that you're somehow enlightened for giving your entire salary to your New York or LA landlord. You might be struggling to feed yourself, clothe yourself, or house yourself while being stuck in traffic to get to your shit job, but at least you aren't living in a "flyover state".

>>15286861
Project harder. I have to travel to shit states like his sometimes on a monthly basis.

One question: Know how I can tell you live in a landlocked shit flyover state?

We didn't coin the term flyover state and there's a reason it exists: to describe a state so utterly insignificant in terms of cultural attraction that it's better to just fly over it.

I've sure as hell made it where I live in Commiefornia, but I'm still looking for a better job anyway because I like REAL money. I'm a recently PE'd ME, not some self important wagecuck on an oil rig in some shit state that's experiencing his first 30 thousand dollars lol.

Most PE'd MEs make 85+ a year at the very bottom.

>>15286861
its not a bad thing, if youre okay with it. a lot of people generally prefer a more relaxed way of life and thats okay. just dont brag about how rich you are because of it. you chose the easy route. anybody can do what youre doing. if it was something to brag about then wed all be doing it right along with you. just dont delude yourself into thinking anything youre doing matters outside of the farm youre slowly dying on.

>>15286896
>PE'd ME

people would react if we knew what the fuck you were even saying

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Plz be gentle

>>15286782
>2003 E320

99 E320 here.

How is the 2003 version of my car now? Whats improved?

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Bring the hate faggots. G37 Sedan

>not my picture obviously

>>15287038
>>15287060
...i dont think you guys understand how this game works

>>15287060

>Literally a Nissan wearing a full tux with $30000 watch
>exhaust note alone is THE telltale sign that the driver is a massive dickhead douche
>weighs more than a late-model Camaro

>>15287180
kek, pretty much accurate

>>15287060
>>15287038

>when you want a 3/5 series but still want to rice

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Pretty expensive car to repair i guess

>>15277414
the 07-10 335i was one of the worst reliability wise from BMW in decades. I bought one because it was vroom vroom but the thing was a piece of shit at 60k miles already

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>>15287278
>Buying a Mitsubishi thats not an Evo
>Buying a phone that takes pictures sideways
>2016: Still has halogen headlights

My Supra SKID! :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJZrnbHrTjc

>>15286919
Mechanical Engineer that has passed the PE exam. PE stand for Professional Engineer. To even take the PE exam, you need to have an accredited 4 year degree (meaning no community college bullshit), been working for a minimum of 5 years as an engineer, and you need to have already passed the FE exam.

>>15287364
>only 85k starting for that amount of certification
youre in the wrong industry buddy

>>15287385
85k starting is the base for people in flyover states, amigo. It's closer to 115-125k in california where I live.

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>>15287364
>needing to take tests to be able to get a job
lol. software engineering is best engineering.

>can u code?
yes
>code this
k
>good job here is money
thx

>nobody said anything about my car
Kinda sad desu but also fuck y'all my car strong Nippon Nippon

>>15287502
your car sucks so bad no one even wants to even bother wasting their time insulting it.

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>>15287331
>2016: owns a lexus.
That overpriced scrap metal will never have any curb appeal.

>>15287331
Did that come with a complimentary senior citizen discount card?

>>15287584
>VA tags
>Hyundai

Nignog with a 550 credit score detected

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>>a hyundai

lol.. Nothing even needs to be said.

>>15287600
Found the Ausfag

>>15287053
well I never driven your model so I wouldn't really tell you. But the interior is a complete change from the 99 as well as the driving feel. it's soft yet not to squishy meaning it does not drive like a boat.

>>15287584

>Any year ever
>buying korean
>interior never reached the par Japanese cars set in the '90s
>Korean cars never known for quality or reliability like Japanese marques did
>Anemic econobox engine in a 2.5 ton sedan
>even cheaper plastic than what Japan uses in this day and age
>"Look at me, I wanted to get around for cheap but didn't want American crap: the car"
>JAPAN APOLOGIZE FOR COMFORT WOMEN. AUGUST 6 AND 8 1945 BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE

>>15287644
>e class
>does not drive like a boat
lol

>>15287060

>pigfat
>Nissan Pathfinder engine with a displacement increase
>one of the worst-sounding V6's in existence
>pigfat
>cheap interior will fall apart
>manual belt tensioners
>pigfat

>>15286678
Such madding going on right now!

>>15286781
Live in Illinois. Own 2500 acres of farm land = I have more money than your family combined will probably ever have in a lifetime. Get mad

>>15286738
I just like Lexus because my family has always bought them, and they've always been good to us. I bought the cheapest one right when I got out of college and got my first job so I didn't have a lot of money.

I actually have had many women compliment me on my car, unlike you.

No need to be a dick. I've admitted it's slow, and it's all I could afford at the time. I like the car and admitted that. You're legitimately the aids of the Internet.

Agreed, it's not an awesome looking car or anything....but I like the car. Software Engineer.

>>15287584
Lol ripping on a Lexus when you have any Hyundai. People instantly know you're broke, have 0 taste, and no class.

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>>15287600
Dead fake ass Camaro for white trash

>>15288628
>getting upset in a bantz thread
You sound like a giant pussy. It's a nice car, but this is a shit talking thread. I shit talked it. Grow up

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>>15289380
>Blacks out rims and badge
>No window tint
>Being this poor

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>>15288628
>Posts in bantz thread
>Gets rump rustled at bantz

Why you looking to validate your beliefs... in a roast thread...

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>>15289438
>mounted parts from a grabage can on hood
>glue to attach
>sunbleached red trim
>car looks like it has inverted black eyes
>rims not matching front/back
>car looks just like the "were car disign really this bad in the early 90?" car
>is most likely autotragic
>most likely has a 3 something litre V6 making less than 180hp
sorry senpai, but you made it kinda easy

also, hit me, '15 swift sport

>>15289482
>sport

>>15288628
>I actually have had many women compliment me on my car, unlike you.
LOL!
>No need to be a dick. I've admitted it's slow, and it's all I could afford at the time. I like the car and admitted that. You're legitimately the aids of the Internet.
oh man u are such a fuckin pussy.

keep crying bitch ass nigga.

>>15289482
>/o/tist
>Can't identify an olds alero
>Drives a suzuki
>Talks about HP and drives a Suzuki

Wew laddy

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>>15289482
can't supply actual pic of car because its not worth taking a picture of

>>15289532
>can't take a picture of the entire car because he wants to hide that it's a non turbo
>non turbo Supra
That says it all in one line of greentext

>>15289547
That's two lines of greentext you fucking half nigger piece of shit

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>>15289555
>being stupid
One was calling you an idiot, one was shit talking your car (point of the thread)

>>15289566
that nigga aint me

>>15289566
one + one = two
didn't realise people are actually this retarded

>>15289566
lol at this fuckin mulatto bitch that cant even count to two

>>15289623
>>15289634
Are you two faggots serious right now?

>>15289647
fuckin oath

>>15289647
are you? learn to count you stupid ass ho

>>15289647
1 + 1 = 2
+
1
=
2

>>15289653
>>15289654
>>15289661
>thread is for shit talking cars


>>can't take a picture of the entire car because he wants to hide that it's a non turbo
That's one, calling him an idiot. Not to be counted for the purpose of the thread.

Now, let's move on to shit talking the non turbo poopra

>>non turbo Supra
That's one.

I honestly can't believe I have to spell this shit out to you kids. Summer is out in full fucking force.

>>15289764
lol there is one line of greentext, and then there is another line of greentext. that makes it two lines of greentext (1+1=2). go back to 1st grade nigga.

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>>15289764
>>15289787
>>15289661
>>15289654
>>15289653
>>15289647
>>15289634
>>15289623
>>15289572
>>15289566
>>15289555
>>15289547
>PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTZ

>>15289764
one
>>can't take a picture of the entire car because he wants to hide that it's a non turbo
two
>>non turbo Supra

>>15289801
>people bantering
>"lol cant handle the bantz"
typical tripfag moron