[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Can you ever have

Where did all the AW11s go? Only one for sale in the entire country

is this where cucks who vote for immigration and muslim mayors post?

or is that the brit thread?

i can't tell you fucks apart.

>>15265260
This is where the south australians come to suck each other cocks and request dick pics

>>15265239
There's two on carsales?
>>15265260
poms are the ones with the muslim mayor of sharia law

>>15266134
2 1 all the same. Theres barely any

>>15265260
Dont you have a wall to build Pedro?

>>15265320
no m8 in south australia they're cold and poor so they burn astras to keep warm

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>>15267139
In south Australia they're so poor they cut people up and stick them in abandoned bank vaults for dinner later

>>15267162
Jimmy Is People

>>15265149
got a car in august last year at 104,000km.
car is now at 123,000km.
i drive loads for work. my m8 did 20,000km on his car over 3 years.
i feel like 20,000+km year is too much. replaced timing belt at 104,000km and i need a new one at 184,000 which will likely be in 2-3 years (too soon desu)
>is it wrong to drive a car into the ground?
what parts are likely to go as a car gets older?
i know some but would like to get more input on what's likely to break soon.

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>>15267203
I've put 17,000kms on my car since December. I'm wondering if you don't drive enough or if I drive too much.

>>15267203
if you're doing that sort of distance it might be better to just get one of those rant-a-cars or whatever, or make sure your daily is inexpensive, cheap to maintain, and easily repleaceable

>>15267237
i probably drive ~400km a week for work, uni and other stuff.
>>15267248
car parts are cheap,car is easy to work on, so many at wreckers. its euro equivalent of a corolla for sure.

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Any SA meet ups coming up?

>are SA meets actually a thing?

>>15267283
the last one was two new guys and jimmy
the one before that was 6 or 7 people but mostly a new gen
no idea when another meet is

>>15267248
>>15267278
1/2 tempted to get a daihatsu charade or something i dont care about and have dad pay rego if i maintain it with my own cash

Can I just walk into a mechanic and ask about an apprenticeship or work experience?, how do they usually go about that sort of shit?

I'm fucking clueless /dat/, help me into job

>>15267283
Make a Sunday arvo meet sometime.

>>15267380
usually you have to walk in and just start giving the head mech a gobbing

>>15267424
Fuck if it gets me job I guess I have to eh

>>15267404
WIll you do an insurance job on my foulcoon? please

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>>15267427
m90 just keep adding oil and wait for the external combustion engine conversion to kick in

>>15267427
do it jimmy style and pour oil on the exhaust manifold

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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/osborne/cars-vans-utes/s13-plates-for-sale-no-defect/1115799412
who else /dodgy/ valley
also
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/murray-bridge/cars-vans-utes/1995-mitsubishi-lancer-coupe-glxi-auto/1115259571
>perfect for ulehs first car

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anyone excited for Forz Horizon 3?

cant wait to race VT SS's against AU XR8's desu

>>15265149
>can you have enough vals
ffs, im buying another one when another comes up cheap

saw a CL for $1000 the other week

>>15267755
I can't wait to hit a pothole at 300 and get fucking demolished every 200m

>>15267755
probs gonna do like gran turismo did, and throw one or two pity cars in there

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>>15267782
pic related.

>>15267798
>Using the shit example
GT4 had F6, at least.

Even if they did make them run out of boost at fucking 5,000rpm.

>>15267755
Damn Grimshaw can really clean herself up eh

>>15267841
anyone else notice how fat she's suddenly gotten? she was never attractive or anything but she was a lot thinner not even 2 years ago.

>>15267845
Being a cunt will do that to ya

>>15267845
Shes about 50, childless, barren and unmarried
Basically at that point, cake and valium is on the menu 3 times a day

>>15267755
I'm excited, but purely on the fact that its coming to PC. I have IRL to go fucking drive on Australian Roads. Games should let me do things I can't/won't in reality.

Never owned or driven a Falcodore. Are they any good? Any real difference between the two, or are they basically the same thing?

>>15267919
Between the two what?

Falcons are pretty shitty but parts are abundant so they're easy to repair.

>>15267925
Falcons and Commodores.

>>15267919
There's differences... to be fair, those things that are wrong, fucked up and broken equal out roughly so they're the same type of garbage

>>15267926
I wouldn't recommend either personally. There are none in decent condition since they've been flogged by bogans.

>>15267930
Hmm, okay. Feels like they're the only good option for a RWD ride with lots of space in the boot.

>>15267919
they're the same car with few differences

Do you want a V6 or I6 engine layout? They're both boaty and they both have good highway economy, terrible city economy and come mainly in automatics. People only buy them because they are cheap and so are parts

>>15267944
Yeah, I was concerned about the boatiness. Are they any fun to drive?

>>15267949
I had a statesman, it sucked the fun out of spirited driving. It was heavy and could barely go around a corner, and since it was only a 6 behind all this weight and a slipping transmission, it could barely get out of corners at any speed well. It was the worst car ive ever owned

That being said however, my Valiant is also considered a land barge and it was known as a heavy car but 1500kg is fairly light in todays standards, and i have more fun in that car than anything else

A 1400kg EA-AU Falcon with 160-200 hp can be fun, but its hit and miss whether you can take full potential of the car

>>15267992
Slipping transmission?? Sounds like a fun time.

>>15267380
TAFE lad

>>15268001
it jump out of gear every time you revved past 3k without fail, even if you were doing 110 on the highway and gone to overtake a slow cunt, it would go back into 3rd gear, rev up to around 2.5k, and it would redline until i took my foot off the pedal and it would get back into gear. You couldn't push it past half throttle and it sperged out if you towed with it

couldn't be fucked fixing it and sold it for a 50 buck loss

>>15268009
Of course I could do that, but would that guarantee me a job?

>>15268011
Thank fuck mine isn't slipping that bad, mine just revs it's guts out without really going anywhere

>>15267949
Depends on what your version of fun in the car is.
Comfy long distance cruising?
Touge handling monster?
Burnouts?
Powerslides?
Seats five people plus their shit?

>>15268067
I forgot, room to root easily in.

>>15268067
Comfy enough, sounds good, can turn. Though really I think I just enjoy driving in general I dunno.

>>15268067
How is 75% of that fun beyond poorfags lying to themselves about their 1.2l hatchbacks being fun

>>15267949
5speed manual EA-AU Falcon is good, easy to find and cheapish, would recommend
5speed manual VN-VT Commodore is hard to find, expensive and uncommon, would not recommend

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>>15268092
I have a 5 speed manual VY, 6.5k with roadie, 9 months reg and only 126,XXX kms on it. They are still cheap

buying first car

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/_/SSE-AD-3958839

Should be relatively fun if the engine's not loaded with rust right?

y/n

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>>15267755
looks hella sick, considering to buy a Xbone S for it
that map though
>>15267782
i really hope not
could be the first time a car i own or a version of it actually makes it into a game

>>15267755
>all those left hand steering cars and exotic//american/euro/rare cars that we don't get here in straya

lel, will all the cars have the straya tax on them too? make progression a fuck tonne longer

also, coming to windows? is it just windows 10 bullshit ?

>>15267992
chrysler or mitsubishi valiant?
wiki page said both companies made same model in aus. confusing. 1-4th gen look cool

>>15270471
Chrrysler of course
For when you want to be a baller on a budget

>>15269569
You'll just have to wait until they're 30 years old before you can take them out of your garage.
It's Win 10 bullshit.

>>15267755
The graphics look pretty underwhelming desu senpai.

Thats the problem with consoles

>>15265149
>Hoon Driving

fucking lose my shit every-time i hear/see this

>>15267283
>>15267404
I'd do a Sunday meet.

>>15268173
Fuck the one thing I regret is buying an auto, are VT-VY etc hard to convert?

Wish we had vettes in this country

>>15272656
These seem like the ultimate cheap go fast sportscars. Not sold on the interior tho.

>>15272656
>>15272670
Saw a C4 ZR-1 for the equivalent of $6000 aud when I was overseas last.

>>15272683
Kill me.

I want a plan of what to upgrade to when my mx5 kicks the bucket, can't seem to find anything that improves on it without detracting from something.

>>15272656
Burgers can't seem to into RHD models of anything
Not that it'd be much of an issue in a weekend kind of car, but for anything else LHD gets pretty fucking annoying

>>15272683
Americans can get their hands on some pretty noice cars dirt cheap, being Australian is suffering sometimes, we get the shitty end of everything

>>15272690
What do you guys think about the cv8 monaros? Are they sporty? Cheapest are like 11k which seems high, but then it's 17k+ for a manual... Not sure if a big lazy v8 is an optimal sports car engine desu, also 1.6 ton

>>15272750
We get more models of cars overall though, burgerlaws keep them from importing very much from overseas unless its got some sort of dispensation to the local industry and usually ends up in a higher tax bracket. Yanks are also poor when it comes to income, so what might be poverty pack here for 30k is actually pretty high end over there.

But yeah, some of their stuff is cool- you can also import fairly much all of it over here though if you got the dollaroos

>>15272795
God it's expensive though. When I see someone in a newish burgercar I always cringe because they could have had something so much faster

>>15272820
Oh heck yeah
Years ago I was going to import a late 60's Camero shell with a shitty 6 in it for a project car, straight body, non-runner, some rust but by the time I figured out the costs for importing, compliance and all the other shit it was going in at around 25k just to get it here.
Fuck it.
>back to Japan grey importing!

>>15272851
>Japan grey importing
Any of you cunts used those brokers who go to the auctions over there?, is that shit pretty legit?

Heard the gooks like to roll back their kms and shit

>>15272877
I did a lot of grey importing I guess.
The brokers are good and will generally find you the right car for the money, (J-spec, Iron Chef) but you will need to check the Shaken to see the last km the car had when it was registered with and what its advertised for.
Like any 2nd hand market, there's dodgy cunts everywhere.

I always used to go on 'car holidays', cheap ticket, crash on a mates couch over there and go looking around for something to stick in a crate and send back home. But the brokers are generally easier if you've not got the time or inclination to go to Japan and figure out the language, auctions and shit. Its a pretty fucking dull country really, countryside outside the cities is nice though

>>15267237
I've put 10,000km on my car since december 2014 lol

>see post on facebook
>some girls brother killed himself by smashing his car into a tree, died instantly
>didn't feel sad, actually felt relieved
>because that's exactly how I'm going to kill myself if it comes to that

>>15273275
no matter how much I want to kill myself, I'll probably always be too much of a bitch to do that lol

>>15273408
I was going to neck myself but I bitched out at the last minute, if it ever comes down to that again I'd like to just go for a hoon and then hit a tree

sounds pretty fucked up but oh well

>>15273422
just jump off a tall building, there is no half and half then

>>15273422
>>15273408
>>15273275
I've had family members try to kill themselves.
I do not pity them.
Most selfish fucking thing to ever do.
I have no fucking pity for them. fucking cowards.

>>15273618
I agree with you that it is pretty selfish, they only reason I haven't killed myself is because it will completely ruin my mum and I just can't do that to her

Other than that, I don't have much of a family anymore and no responsibilities so who gives a fuck if I die or not

>>15273682
Literally me, and probably half of this board

>>15273275
>died instantly
Thats what they say to nake it seem better.

The cunt was half conscious and in alot of pain.

>>15273692
More like half of this website

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Redpill me on the Focus XR5T.

>>15274085
do it cunt

>>15274085
Shitloads of fun, you'll be doing a bit of looking to find one in good nick though, they lead hard lives

>>15273682
>only reason I haven't killed myself is because it will completely ruin my mum and I just can't do that to her
that fucken same feel

>>15274085
Do it faggot.

>>15274085
unexpectedly quick

jumped in my friends thinking it was a focus, but the lead footed cunt threw me back in my seat . Good fun

>>15268029
Do the automotive technician apprenticeship through TAFE

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Why do I think it'd be a good idea to (if I had the money to piss away) put a RB26 in one of these for the sole purpose of destroying cunts at the lights?

>>15274188
You realise Maximas are FWD, right?

You'd be better off swapping the VQ35DE from a 350Z and using the gearbox from a newer Maxima and then building that up instead.

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>ke30 developed lifter tick
>thought fuck, cant drive it until oil is changed
>give it a start and try to source the tick
>only under acceleration it ticks
guys, its a motherfucking exhaust leak between the exhaust flange and midpipe making a hissing ticking sound. At least the engine wasnt killing itself

>>15274188
s chassis australia is not a good source of information

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missus has pics related in v6, how to tastfully improve and update.

gonna freshen up suspension, fix the slight panel damage.
anything else?

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>>15272349
Mines a factory manual, but I hear they're one of the easier cars to swap. If you do it, get the 6 speed T56, much more tougher. Mate's mate did it in like a week by himself.

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>>15274405
tasteful?
chuck some nice looking 20" wheels on it.
sssl springs in the rear, sl on the front. Some venetians, black wrap the roof. clubby kit etc.
and manual swap it.

>just want to have sex with an ok/10 female
>don't care about age as long as she's over 18
>don't want to put effort in. just want a quick fuck
>don't want to pay for it
what do?
in SA if that matters
tried tinder but no luck

>>15274506
keep trying tinder, okcupid maybe, could try craigslist or backpage if you want a grotty fuck

>>15272775
They're more of a GT car than a proper sports car. They're quick, but they aren't nearly as nimble as an MX-5.

>>15274532
Define grotty

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hood release latch arrived. gonna replace the pos tomorrow hopefully
>>15274405
swap S body parts for calais body parts

>>15273682
>>15273692
>>15274117
good stuff.
my family is ruined because of it.

>>15274640
haha been thru two of them, ba/bf is the worst at these. coulda copied the au's but noooooo

>>15267992
>not getting the ls1 stato

that's your own fault

It's that guy buying the Integra (hopefully) tomorrow again;

How hard is it to get a same day RWC here?
What else do i need to buy a registered car? (Vic)

>>15274634
thread on a transmission mount bolt was fucked.
couldnt find an open socket for removing the transmission mounting bolt.
had to hacksaw it off to the hex area to get a deep socket.
im a retard and deserve death

>>15274675
>>15274675
pls respond

>>15274752
>>15274675
wont be too hard unless you dont have a mechanic lined up.
RWC is more in depth than pink slip so glhf

>>15274871
Aren't there same day mechanics in Melbourne?

>>15274887
everywhere i think
get in earlier rather than later in the day

fuck. not joking about this. should i?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/campbelltown/cars-vans-utes/e85-turbo-falcon-400kw/1115845526

>>15274966
>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/campbelltown/cars-vans-utes/e85-turbo-falcon-400kw/1115845526
someone posted a 700hp xr6 here recently.
imagine an intercooler on one

>>15274966
seems okay, do you have e85 servos nearby?

>>15275089
yeah, some united ones are pretty close by.

>>15275126
then might be light to light livable

Mornin' cunts

>>15276963
Mornin dickhead :^)

>>15276963
>>15277603
hi cuties ;)

>>15275079
>>15275089
>want falcoon
>hate steering wheels with buttons on them
is there cruise control in any xr6s? is it independent or integrated with the steering wheel?

>>15277603
>>15277945
You guys made my day. :)

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>>15274659
ffs mate, how did you replace that piece of shit?
the fucking FPV grill is screwed into the bumper and you can't reach the fucking screws so i can't just clip the grill out.
also, fucking body shop forgot to screw the blinker bulbs back in. stupid cunts

Does anyone have a valvebody in good shape from a 01M transmission?

>>15278371
car companies put shit together however its easiest and cheap
its rare that taking it off is as easy

I just bought an AE112


What should i do to get the most out of it?

>>15279456
Whack one out in the driver seat to mark it as yours.

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>>15279477
Can't I just fuck my gf in the driver seat instead?

>>15279456
1ZZ or 7AFE?

Clean it, get its servicing up to date and maybe swap Levin trim pieces into/onto it.

>>15279567
>D A V E
>not DA VE
you had one fucking job cunt

>>15279586
AFE

It's the Levin

>>15279673
It's not worth doing anything else to imo. Maybe lower it an inch or two and get some tasteful wheels if you must do something.

You could swap other 'Yota engines in for moar powa but at the end of the day it's still a FWD econobox.

>>15279693
1ZZ Swap'd be a drop in?

>>15279725
Possibly, I think I read somewhere that the E100 Corollas came with a 1ZZ from the factory but idk. Do some research.

Could build yourself a 7AGE.

>>15279739
2002 onwards were 1ZZ, it's the 7AFE because 2001, i might go for the 7AGE build or at least swap the exhaust over for now so i sound at least a bit ok

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hey cunce

>>15279982
a nissan pulsar with shit ugly extended wheelarches? so JDM right marty?!

>>15279982
now take them to Tracey's house and engage. . . . i dunno. . .D?

>>15280025
Don't forget to rev it in neutral like bambambambam then just dump the cunt in D

>>15280057
MAXIMUM RESPECK

>>15279988
Not sure if legit but that's an AW11 YOU ABSOLUTE DUMBCUNT

>>15280057
implying i didnt mean your dick

>>15265149
dRIVE DAY THIS WEEKEND CUNTS!

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bindi fucken irwin

would smash

>>15280246
i woudln't

>>15280246
id hitchhiker murder her ass if you know what i mean

>>15280246
>service area
HAHAHA

>>15280246
shes a little yank CUNT and she should FUCK OFF

>>15280246
Would definitely enter her service area

6 cylinder shitbox

is an E series 5spd Falcon considered quick?

>>15280438
GOOD CAR DROVE ONE AS TAXI FOR A WHILE

>>15280438
fuck no

>>15280438
Quick compared to what?

>>15279567
That gives her joint custody in the event of a breakup.

fucking beautiful

http://www.bikesales.com.au/private/SSE-AD-4097798/2012-Triumph-Daytona-675

do want

>>15265149
So, if I get my full license before I'm 25, can I drive a high performance car in SA or do I have to wait until I'm 25?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vozOiAhdhBQ
looks fucken awesome
>>15279185
true. first thing i'll do once the car is in germany, will be to remove every panel and replace every plastic "screw" with a real stainless steel one

Anyone meeting up in or around Brisbane on Sunday?

>>15280715
I thought SA had no laws?

what do you guys think? sorry for the huge link

http://www.caravancampingsales.com.au/buy/private/SSE-AD-4054644/1996-Jayco-Westport?cr=15&category=caravans&psq=%28%28%28%28%28%28%28SiloType%3D%5BDealer%20New%5D%7CSiloType%3D%5BDealer%20Used%5D%29%7CSiloType%3D%5BDealer%20Near%20New%5D%29%7CSiloType%3D%5BPrivate%20Used%5D%29%26Category%3DCaravans%29%26State%3DQueensland%29%26Service%3D%5BCaravancampingsales%5D%29%26SaleStatus%3D%5BFor%20Sale%5D%29&pso=15&pss=Price

>>15280797
comfy
wouldjumpacarinto/10

>>15280797
Pretty decent, rust is a fucking huge issue though with campers so have a very good look

I work at a shop attached to a caravan park, and honestly around 5/6 caravans fell apart last summer, excluding those shitty flat Jayco things which all die because morons take them down to the beach and don't spray them down after

Any of you guys know a decent android head unit?

>>15280715
Can drive whatever you want on full license regardless of age in SA.

>>15280797
>Caravans
>Ever
Why would you do this to yourself?

Where my Mexicans at?

I want to know what its like to live in the same place as tracy grimwhore

my parents had a 1992 corolla and at the time I have 0 knowledge about cars, and only very little at this time, but I remember the mechanic said something about need to replace the radiator and something that will cause thousands of dollars.
>engine overheating
>radiator leaking pretty bad
>stop every mile just to pour water to keep it running
does it really cost that much?

I got really drunk last night and vomited all over myself in front of 30 friends and acquaintances, and I have to see them every day. What's a car for this feel boys?

>>15282756
Depending on what needed to be done it could have been that expensive, absolutely.

Cars can be expensive sometimes.

>>15282756
If its a headgasket you're like looking at 14 hours labour at $80-$100 An hour labour plus parts.

Its not uncommon for a headgasket replacement to cost you $1400 to $2200 ish.

>>15282756
You could do a radiator replacement yourself. Either buy a new one or pull one from a salvage yard. Best practice is new hoses and clamps.

New radiator is about $180, plus $80 for new hoses, $20 for new hose clamps

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>>15280135
Tomorrow.
8am at Loftus Oval.

Doing RNP-> Mt Kiera -> Mac Pass

>>15282756
>mile

>>15282756
Know someone who had a Tarago with a hole cut into the coolant reservoir so that when it overheated (it did, a lot) the coolant would boil then distill into the other bottle.

Every hour or so he'd pull over and pour it back in.

Am i able to get my Vicroads Ps' swapped for WA Ps'? Assuming i have an address in WA

>>15284397
no, you have to do L's again.

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>>15283076

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>>15283076
>car
How about 3in1?

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>>15283076

>tfw sick with the flu, head swimming.
>tfw misjudged a parking spot near the chemist and dented the rear panel of my spyder, 3 days after getting my full license
I'm so mad. It was so avoidable too. I shouldn't have been driving.

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>>15285373
>tfw you will never experience jimmy posting ever again
>tfw you will never experience the epic astra fire thread again

>>15279748
>7AFE
>>15279725
>>15279673
>>15279456

Turns out apparently it's a 4AFE engine


Should i 20V it?

>>15285413
nevermind again i'm an autistic buffoon and can't read

should i still 20v it? How hard's the swap?

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got it off finally after buying this angled screwdriver

>>15285449
more pictures of screwdriver please

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>>15285451

>>15285449
>he needed fancy tools
I thought Germans were meant to be smart

>>15285474
if i was smart i wouldn't be a goddamn baker

>>15285483
You also wouldn't buy a Ford

>>15285483
Did run away from the motherland due to the influx of Merkel's migrants?

>>15285485
Or holden or toyota or mazda or hyundai or nissan or bmw or merc

i'm on my red p's and did my test in an auto car. but i got rear ended while driving in a manual non p plate legal car. the other guy is insured, and this car don't have comprehensive yet. what do?

>>15285523
But you'd download one if you could.

>>15285530
Lube up.

>>15285532
fucken oath

>>15285530
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The guy who rear ended you only has to fix his car, you shouldn't have been on the road driving unlicensed.

>>15285530
M8 game over for you, you're fucked

>>15285530
Did you own the car?, just pay for his damage and move on like it never happened

If you don't then you are 110% completely fucked

>>15285551
its rego'd under someone elses name. he was at fault 100%.

>>15285530
You sir
Are dummmmmm

>>15285556
It doesn't matter who was at fault, you we're driving illegally, the person who the car is regoed under is going to have to cop it or you're getting fucked

>>15285562
were*

Go to bodyshop and have them send a quote to the other persons insurer. It doesn't matter if you had no license or the car was uninsured, insurance should just pay it out

>>15285571
i won't get sued or anything? won't the insurance company investigate at the very least?

>>15285575
What relation do you have to the person who owns and has insured the car?, best you can do is pay whatever they get charged

>>15285582
I'm the one that got fucked over, the guy walked with less than a scratch on his bumper.

>>15285588
If he is at fault and you can prove he was you will be fine, as long as the insurance company doesn't know you were involved

>>15285596
the guy has my licence details, took pictures of the scene and all that. I talked to the guy, and he wants me to drop the whole matter, he doesn't know that i it isn't p plate legal, or the fact that my licence is auto only. He just knows he is a fault, and has very little damage at his end.

>>15285613
Ask him to pay you in cash for the repair so he doesn't pay excess and all that.

>>15285621
That's probably your best bet, strike a deal with him

If you say you don't have much damage then just drop it to save your own ass

>>15285621
price of the repair might be more than the excess. and if i ask for the same amount as the excess won't he get sus and make the whole situation worse?

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Thoughts on this? should I buy?

>>15285632
What car do you drive and what damage do you have

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>>15285635

>>15285635
What do you plan to do with them?

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>>15285654

>>15285661
>>15285654
>>15285635
They're illegal my dude

>>15285656
Handcuff death match on the toegay

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>>15285663

No, I have the appropriate documentation to purchase them (I am exempt from s. 67 of the Weapons Act)

>>15285635
Why not just get a roll of duct tape?

>>15285704

Not as secure.

Just how bad is codine and alcohol? Had about 20mg in cold tablets and want a few drinks. Am I going to die?

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>>15285738

20mg is fuck all, go nuts with the alcohol. It is more when you start cranking out a couple 30mg and alcohol in short order and even then its not really that dangerous.

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whats happening tonight /dat/?

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>>15285770

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdB-8eLEW8g

Listening to this, about to jack off. You?

>>15285779
not a bad choice, probably going to start pouring a few drinks and get somewhat wasted

>>15285796

Get naked and do it with your uncut willy out

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>>15285799
'no'

>>15285806

Why? bit shy are we?

>>15285770
What a fucking faggot. I can see why he loves jimmies 8ropers so much

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>>15285635
>>15285654
>>15285661
>>15285671
So... rent-a-cop?

>>15285836
>>15285828
astra fire photos please

>>15285472

Mate you could have just used a 6-8mm socket with some blu-tak in it, then shove the bit into the socket. 90deg driver sorted.

I do this all the time on the trim parts of my car.

>>15285828
Is the chick who owns that astra hot?

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>>15285556
>>15285530
>not even your car
>not even p plate approved
>not even licensed
>not even insured

You are KFC my friend. Kentucky Fuck Cunt.

>>15285852
flamin

>>15285852
smokin hot

>>15285852
On fire m8

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>found a nice second hand civic Si hatch, in my price range
>auto
>all manuals models are out of my price range

>>15285878
Keep saving anon, in the mean time just keep your eye on the market, something might pop up.

>>15285878
>Honda Civic
spot the poorfag lmao

>>15285851
was my first idea aswell, but i had no bits and ony a 13mm socket
went to bunnings to buy bits and socket and saw this thing for 10 bucks, so i though whatever and just bought that

>>15285897
I need a car now though so it might have to do.

>>15285902
Post car.

>>15285931
blue MX5. its a shitbox but still isnt a fucking civic.

>>15285973
>blue mx5
Spot the poorfag lamo

Id take the civic, you fucking faggot

>>15285973
Post shitbox.

>>15285980
The MX5 is still a favorite in the car community and has a pretty decent price tag while a Civic is... a Civic.

Literally a shit box driven as a first poor car or by old people that don't give a fuck about cars. Even a Camry would be a better choice.

>>15285973
Saw a new MX-5 in the parking lot at work on Thursday.

Two guys stepped out of it, both around 50-60ish, looked like fucking bikers with the leather jackets and facial hair. WTF'd at the sight of what looks like bikers not riding.

Then they fucking pashed each other and hugged.

>>15285878
>buying a honda car and not a bike
honda make decent bikes dude so buy one of those. civics are shit.

>parked at uni for exam
>came back and there was a ball wedged under one of the front tires

You know those studded inflatable transparent ones about the size of a soccer ball? Not sure what to make of that.

>>15285998
>The MX5 is still a favorite in the car community
The MX5 is still a favorite in the rainbow flag community

The civic is just a civic

FTFY

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>people on /o/ actually defending and recommending a civic

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>>15285998
That applies to base model Civics. The Si has a little more bite than the average econobox, though not to the same degree as the FN2.

>>15286014
Well the fags can fuck off.

>>15286027
>recommending
Noones done that
Whats happend is some faggot has come on here calling out poorfag
But get this right, the same faggot only owns an mx5
Bit hypocritical

>>15286060
MX5 is a faggot
Civic is poor and a faggot
All Civic needs to do is suck some dicks for money and he too can achieve MX5 faggot status.

>>15286033

>$14k for 6 buckets of paint

I don't even

>>15286077
IKR?
For 14k you could buy a boomer panno van and make TheFatOne turn to jelly

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>>15286077
Do you suppose it was taxpayer-funded, too? Melbourne, after all.

>>15286033
>128 likes
Summernats rainbow burnout pad when?

test

>>15285530
mate everyone else who replied is fucking wrong.
i work for NRMA and because he rear ended you he is at fault 100% and he is liable to repair the damage to your car.
in the eyes of his insurance it does NOT matter you were driving illegally. he has caused the accident, you driving illegally has nothing to do with it.
get him to put a claim through his insurance and let them repair your car.

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Why are Ford drivers such fuckheads? They either go 10km/h under or hoon like a dumb cunt. Pick one you fucking spastics.

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>>15286111
Trips of truth.

>>15285902
10k on a 2009 civic doesn't constitute for poorfag status.

Put R32 back together with bad driveshaft and drove to gym and back. Totally forgot how powerful it is.
>been doing mild pulls around
>get onto straight road, no houses
>mat it in 2nd
>building boost
>keep it pinned
>lays 11s until 90

>>15286113
>Falcon
>ute

He'll fly. As will anything in the XR6 trim and above, and a P-plater in a Falcon. This is just the way of the Falcoon driver.

Just about everything else is an A to B commuter. I'm yet to see a single Focus ST on the roads and the XR5T is pretty uncommon too.

>>15286115

>car crash makes the headline
>33 year old man impregnating a 15 year old girl doesn't

>Australia

>>15286115
>Airborne for 40m
Uleh

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>tfw no Cossie

>>15285858
What happened with those KFC vinyl stickers?

>>15286142
STOP REMINDING MEEEEEE

>>15286113
>49.06km/h
Would you hurry up and get to the speed limit you slow cunt

>>15285435
Pretty sure the head bolts on with a little work
Google 7age and have a look

Fuck, are Civic Si's legal for SA p platers? All I can find is yes to NSW but nothing else. Help a brother out.

>>15286077
It says crosswalks you mongoloid
More
Than
One

>>15286346
It was already there. Just painted over.

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>>15267237
I bought a 23 year old corolla with 300km and done 200k km in 3 years.
Love is alive and well.

>>15286111
>get him to put a claim through his insurance.

what do you mean by that? Can't he just not call up the insurance comany about it? If I call up a body shop and Bill his insurance like said earlier could that work? His with NRMA btw.

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>>15286204
I would if you weren't doing 10 under you slow Ford cunt.

>>15286460
Did a ford touch you in a naughty spot or something?

>>15286509
Did a Commonwhore wreck you at a Red light or something?

>>15286516
No
I dont red light drag
Im stupid, not retarded

>>15286543
>2016
>not racing ever cunt up to the speed limit
It's like you hate fun

>>15286298
Should i just buy the whole 4AGE 20V engine and throw it on the 7AFE?

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>>15285816
kek, thank you for believing in my memes.

But srs, he really does like the cock.

>>15286111
If you are driving while unlicensed/out of license class, you should not have been on the road. Thus the accident would not have occurred. If the cops get involved with it he is boned.

t. your friendly neighbourhood policeman

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>>15286113
why are commodore drives such dickheads?

>>15286777
trips confirm

>>15286752
wait, that shit is actually used?

>>15286777
commo-sanic is a confirmed dickhead

>>15286345
Find an advertisement with a valid plate and chuck it into the HPV check crap here: https://www.ecom.transport.sa.gov.au/et/welcome.jsp?txn=CHPV

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Thinking about getting a non turbo MR2 on my P's. What's the best way to combat the snap oversteer? Anything i can do to mod/train? Or just experience?

>>15286777
literally did nothing wrong

>>15287306
Basically you don't want a gen 1 sw20. Go for gen 2.
You'll still likely crash if you drive like a moron and have no sense of spatial awareness.

>>15286813
Discord server is really active and has pretty good discussion if you can get over it feeling a bit tripfaggy.

The dick thing is a meme pushed by a guy who got banned for constantly trying to post about dicks to "prove it." Check it out during the day. It's good stuff.

>inb4 hurr hurr dicks

>>15286346
Nobody cares faggot. Go cry over your desecrated LGBTBBQ paint lines.

>>15288301
no it doesn't, stop trying to force this 'discord is good" meme

>>15287474
>crossing fog line to get around
>overtaking on the left
>speeding in 80km/h roadworks
>only has one tail light

Dindu nuffins

>>15286422
you're right, he can just not call his insurance up and get his car fixed privately. if he does that then you are shit out of luck buddy. you can't just bill his insurance, because they have no clue this accident happened and aren't obligated to pay to fix your car.

>>15286770
exactly, he shouldn't have been on the road. but the other guy has hit his car in the rear, he's at fault. if this guy wasn't there then it could have been another car that was hit.
yeah if cops charge him then he's in the shit, but you fellas don't come out for minor accidents anyway.

>>15286777
Record anything interesting yet?

>>15286777
Also, are you aware you're supposed to stop/slow down to let them merge right?

>>15289697
What is a give way line?
What function does it serve?
If you are crossing the give way line, who has to give way?

>>15288301
I went on a few weeks ago and you faggots were talking about dicks and furries. I'm glad it's kept that bullshit of /dat/ though.

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>>15289697
no

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>>15289924

>>15289697

>/dat/ is this retarded

>>15289565
>>15289726
you meme'd him good

>>15290004
Telling the truth != meme

>>15290024
Whatever you say.

>>15290033
whatever you reckon too m8

>I was in bed at 8:30 last night because of nothing to do
>on a Saturday
Where did it all go wrong /dat/

Plz fuck off back to discord you giant rainbow

>>15290049
>>15290041
Nice samefag.

>>15290060
you have no fucking idea m8, deluded

>>15290060
>mad about nobody going on to the dicktalk server

>>15290060
Youre colourful
But not too bright are you

>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job
>tfw no education
>tfw no hope
probably going to give up and end this shit soon

Would you bother with a pre-purchase inspection if a car already has a RWC?
2007 car with 130000km. I'm not convinced I want to blow the 300 bucks when it's probably not gonna tell me anything I need to know but my conscience tells me otherwise.

>>15290111
Because dodgy bros who know the RWC guy

>>15290065
>>15290070
>>15290087
This is so sad.

>>15290125
your lack of intelligence is sad m8

>>15290134
It's hard to think when dicks are always on your mind.

>>15290153
true dat

>>15290159
not true /dat/ but true discord

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>>15290167
>>15290159
>>15290153

>>15290118
true

>>15290201
your lack of intelligence is the best joke here

how do I tell my friend that I want to an hero?

>>15290324
>"Anon, I am hero"
>"No"

>>15290324
those who wish to kill themselves, do it. WITHOUT NOTICE.

those who want attention, tell others they want to kill themselves.

>>15290324
You just do it.

It's ok to ask for support, Anon.

>>15290344
>>15290357
>>15290358
nice samefag

>be driving through parking lot yesterday
>looking for a space
>car is backing out and it's a little hatchback with a woman in the drivers seat
>notice the wheels
>her wheels have gutter ash on every point that extends beyond the rubber
>it's on all 4 wheels of the car
>the women driver meme is real

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>>15283407

Fortunately there was no one at all on RNP so we had a clear run and it sprinkled but wasn't really wet.
By the time we got to Robertson it was raining, foggy and the run up was slow as shit.

Saw a HWP Mustang which was cool.

>>15290868
>next door neighbour keeps blowing front left tyres
>her dad can't figure out why
>asks her how she parks the car
>"oh I just drive along the gutter and stop"
She was literally scrubbing the wheel into the gutter and tearing the sidewall out

>>15290868
What else are bumpers for?
BUMP
'We're parked'

>>15290914
>>15290868
>had a fight with gf when i said women cant drive, park and dont give a fuck about cars
>weeks before i talked to her about why she doesnt wash her car and she saids its because its just a car

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>>15290913

>>15290996
>>15290913
[BURNT OUT TRANSMISSION INTENSIFIES]

>>15290913
>>15290996
fortunately, as usual, no one cares and everyone has ignored you

thanks for posting anyways like you always do