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Previous thread: >>15224525
>>15242584
What happened to this guy
>>15242716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35i_pGLBdJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2r-w6ZQtj0
>>15242721
Yeah I know that, but did he end up getting booked
>>15242716
Much like the rare Toyota Sprinter AE86 he was driving, he was never seen again.
ITS HABBEDING
>>15242735
Didn't hear anything so assume he got away.
>>15242584
nissan z32 (non 4WS, frick high power with that) or toyota supra.
(given both are twin turbo versions)
>which can get more power? i assume supra
>both are listed at 208kw(stock)
>nissan parts seem pricier as z32 tt is older
>supra seems more cop/thief baity in my uninformed opinion
what say you guys?
>>15242756
Z32 is a cunt of a thing to work on. 208kw was the unofficial limit at the time so take it with a grain of salt.
>>15242745
>AE86
>Not kinda rare
I dunno man, I hardly see any of them. Every time I go to either Melbourne, Sydney, Adelaide or Brisbane I spot heaps of Silvias and Skylines, but I've maybe 3 AE86's in the wild outside of meets, my own being one of them.
>>15242762
ive heard that but i doubt the supra would be any better to work on. both engine bays are very cramped.
of courshe, 208 being the stock figure. ive seen 500hp z32s on youtube but supras seem to get way higher than that.
Are v6 adventras good? Looking at one with 132000 kms for 9.2K. They look comfy af.
Is this a good idea /o/?
>>15242763
Yea ae86 are rare as fuck now.. especially road registered ones.
>>15242799
I thought they only made V8 ones.
SYDNEY DRIVE DAY MASTER LIST
Date: June 19th
Where/What: RNP to Mt Kiera to Mac Pass
Meet: 8am at Loftus Oval
Date: June 26th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station
Date: July 3rd
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station
Date: July 10th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station
Date: July 16th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station
Date: August 7th
Where/What: Putty Road to Singleton
Meet: 8am at Windsor
>>15242851
Nah they make v6 ones, based off the vz platform
Why shouldn't I make a kick starter /indie go-go scam and transfer the money to myself VIA bitcoin so it's untraceable
>>15242874
Bolice would track you down, it's just that simple. Kickstarter/Indiegogo don't pay in bitcoin, so you would have to launder it and they could track you through that.
>>15242877
Put onto fake PayPal registered with AUPost (no ID required)
Fake PayPal transfer to proxy bitcoin wallet
Transfer from proxy wallet to my wallet
Transfer to my PayPal
>>15242874
Why not just have a sob story one so there's no product to deliver?
>>15242799
I'm wary of the Alloytecs. The timing chain loves to shit itself and stretch and it's a $2,000-$2,500 job for a new one.
The Commies I've seen have had them shit themselves from 100,000km to 150,000km. There's been a few that supposedly went even earlier apparently (60,000km).
That said, you can get the updated VE series 2 chain which lasts a lot longer.
Mate did his at 115,000km and 200,000km, and the missus had hers done at 165,000.
>>15242885
PayPal would snap shut on your ass in a heartbeat and require 3 forms of ID to let you have your money again. Dumb as shit.
>>15242763
I've only seen one outside of a meet - still on its original plates with an old fella behind the wheel.
I regret not turning around and following him to ask if he was thinking of selling it any time soon.
Are there any 2-Din head units that don't look like lebo shit? I need one to replace the broken stock 2-Din casette player in my Cressida but don't really know what to search, 'specialist' stores only sell Alpine units that act as a small light-show.
>>15242927
Saw one in the Argyle Street parking tower in Hobart, an imported GT-V Levin. A red Aus delivered Sprinter in a car park near the airport in Melbourne. That's all I can recall seeing outside of a meet.
>Except for a Trueno in my garage
>>15242905
Is there any way to tell when the chain will shit itself? Like any weird noises or anything?
Never owned a commie before
>>15242953
When you least expect it.
>>15242963
Good post
>>15242748
What
>>15242788
supra engine bay is roomy as fuck, how do you think they fit in those fuck off turbos at the drags?
it's like a mansion compared to the ZX
>>15242934
Oddly enough I just bought this exact head unit for my WRX, built like a tank and has great functionality. Mind you the face is as wide as a double din slot so if your fascia isn't full width you'll need an angle grinder, or at least that's what I did anyway.
I would happily recommend an XAV68bt for non rice tier aftermarket headunit. And they are on sale at JB.
http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/teen-dies-another-fights-for-life-after-car-crashes-avoiding-wombat-near-mudgee/news-story/2535ea569d2dec52a99483a7d1381a84
>swerving for an animal
http://www.news.com.au/national/western-australia/wa-police-officers-injured-and-cars-rammed-in-south-west-pursuit/news-story/44ad0930651ede8e71bb5534a8c5d63a
Landcruiser 4
Police cars 0
Barbed wire fence 1
>>15243139
Hitting a wombat will fuck your car. It's basically the same as hitting a boulder. They weigh like 35kg.
>>15242748
>Logan
>>15243147
>used to repeatedly ram cop cars
>front is completely undamaged
based landcruiser
>>15243147
>At one point, the driver allegedly performed a series of U-turns to drive directly at police vehicles, chased after a police car, swerved into parked police car and drove through numerous fences and gates.
kek
>>15242756
supra all day every day, Z32s are complete lemons. Make sure you get the getrag 6spd as they've practically bulletproof. just be prepared to pay for it
>>15243147
wew lad WA represent!
>>15243133
This.
I put one in my s15 about a month ago. It's great.
>>15242756
300ZX are absolute pains in the ass to work on and (perhaps because of this) the VG doesn't really have any easy power mods.
The supra, on the other hand, hauls ass in stock form and is incredibly easy to modify for big power. Intercooler and exhaust already put you up over 250rwkw. It also has one of, if not the best manual gearboxes ever made.
>>15242953
They get noisy and just before they let go they go into limp mode.
As he said, newer V6 commodore engines are absolute heaps of shit. Timing CHAIN replacement at 80,000kms on my mates.
He sold it a week later, for obvious reasons.
>>15242934
Just get a single din and put a storage bin thing under it.
Alpine CDE-152E looks rice but is the best bang/buck headunit on the market.
>>15243139
Swerving for a wombat, dickhead, not 'an animal'. You either swerve or your suspension collapses.
>>15243147
10/10
>>15242953
As >>15243242 said, lots of noise and limp mode.
The V8 should be solid. I'd steer clear of any Alloytec 6 though.
>>15242953
Apparently it will get louder and louder as it gets worse. It's still much better than a timing belt though, timing belts don't have warning signs and just snap and fuck the engine.
>>15243139
>Swerving for a Wombat
>16 year old unlicensed driver
>Speeding at night on shitty couuntry road lined with trees
kek
All this alloytec timing shit, if I happen to buy a VE in the future should I swap it out no matter what? I'd probably do the work myself
>>15243263
Just buy an SS if you want a VE.
If you want a 6, buy a FG Falcon. The Barra is a brilliant solid engine.
>google car hits wombat
>get this
>>15243272
Did it rain wombats or something?
>>15243267
I've driven a v6 FG, it's a pretty nice car but I don't know I'm not that big in to fords
I'd probably buy an SS VE, I'll see, still got 2 years on my greens
>>15243276
must have been a big fucking wombat
>>15243234
>>15243133
This is good to here considering it's probably the best bet I had on finding a non-rice head unit.
>>15243246
I've also been tempted to get a bin, or cup holders if I could, as my car doesn't have them.
>>15243279
>v6 FG
>>15243279
woops not v6, meant just 6
got commies on my mind
>>15243287
no bully
>>15243290
All good m8.
>>15243279
>V6
You mean I6
Hold out. If you want power, a SS or XR6T will be fun as fuck. Don't buy a NA Barracoon or SV6. Drive shitboxes until opens and then have fun.
I held out and bought a XR6T after driving an old Magna around for a few years..
Best decision ever.
>>15243300
Yeah I will definitely hold out, I'm the guy who posted the green VT wagon the other day
Will prob turn that into a skid pig when I get something better
I saw this last week. A fucking fake side vent attached to the fucking door. And of course it was an asian behind the wheel with some poorly fitted bodykit attached.
Any of you poofters got an MX5?
Is there any functional difference between an NB and an NA aside from no popups?
>>15243325
I saw these, some sort of tacky carbon fiber-lookalike crap and Evo vortex splitters on a Civic the other day.
I suppose ricer is one step up from "cars are appliances."
You guys recommend any dealers in Melbourne?
Need a lunchbox to get around here, under a grand. Also captcha related
>>15243147
Fucking Toyota utes
>>15243357
Better off going private for a cheap shitbox. Stealerships will hike the price of a $300 pos up by a grand at least.
>tfw no nondescript Jap shitbox
>>15243361
I can't find shit aye
Like something that wont be scrap in 10kms
>>15243324
I'm also thinking of dropping the rear, will that fuck with the handling if the rear is lowered and the front isn't?
>>15243373
You'll probably still be shelling out for rego too, and a roadworthy to accompany it. Have a hunt about on Scumtree.
>>15242584
Any of u kunts going up to penrith krispy kreme tomorrow
>>15243462
yeah m8, you can eat 6 doughnuts off my cock.
>>15243453
is there a high-res version of this?
reverse search doesnt seem to help
>>15242953
P0008 code. Once that comes up sell the fucker asap. Garbage saab motor
This
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ascot/cars-vans-utes/05-fpv-pursuit-supercharged-9-diff-/1100071760
An this
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/canning-vale/cars-vans-utes/1999-toyota-hilux-ute/1109748156
Still for sale 6 months to a year for both, I guess it's true, no one wants someone else modified car
>>15243743
Who the fuck would pay 21 grand for someone elses modified hilux
That's such an extreme niche
>>15243749
Guy at my work had a TT2jz with a four link rear end in his.
I was so jealous an then he sold it without telling me, sold it for like 12k
>>15241524
>not doing skids
>>15238383
so you want to set up an aussie league basically?
i got cornetto but i'm pretty shit at it, no wheel and all.
>>15243743
if you modify your car, you should either keep it or you sell the parts
my fucking bike wont start
>>15243978
Give the exhaust pipe a good dicking, that usually wakes people up pretty good, so why not a bike
>>15244122
you should be a comedian. so i can throw fucking bricks at you, you unfunny cunt
>>15243978
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
I want to buy a z32 cause I'm a poorfag and it has better price/performance ratio than a commo
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/silver-sands/cars-vans-utes/2008-ford-falcon-bf-mk-ii-xt-black-4-speed-sports-automatic-sedan/1113899641
For the missus?
>>15244366
The biggest joke of all is that you'd end up in gaol, and then you'll be the one receiving the dicking in your exhaust pipe
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Celica-1989/SSE-AD-4073181/?Cr=5
convince me not to
>>15244506
(vomit emoji)(vomit emoji)(vomit emoji)(vomit emoji)(vomit emoji)(vomit emoji)
>>15244506
>aftermarket wheels
>4spd
>just a week ago you said you couldn't justify another rego
>>15243147
ACAB
>>15244588
Not my rego, hers
"For the missus" not me, she's lookin at upgrading from the old gold vx
>>15244549
Jesus those cars looks fucking terrible in black
>>15245825
Meant for
>>15244506
>>15243491
Fuck yeah cunt, we can do a ring road first. How many donuts can your dick hold?
Is this powerless shitbox the P-plater poser's chariot of choice?
>>15246726
No commodores are the powerless shitbox of choice
>>15246766
hey fuck you, my commy puts out 150kw!
so like 100kw at the wheels lmao
>>15247451
Why does every cunt and his dog have those wheels?, they aren't even that great
anyone in south east queensland northern nsw selling their car?
>>15247498
I'm actually about to buy some E3s haha, I don't see them very often, sometimes on clubbies. Gonna look hectic on my S pack
>>15247451
tasteless af wheels
>>15248072
thats like just your opinion, man...
They look fucking sick, look at the chrome mate, doesn't that make you wetter than a year 9?
>>15242716
Still has his ae86 and drifts lel. Cops came to his house and he just denied he was driving and had his car hidden at a mates place so they did nothing. Saw him out at mallala like 6 months ago.
>>15247498
They wish they could tri-spoke as hard as SAAB did.
>>15244804
Go for it then
I think i'm imagining it but doesn't it look like it sits to high?
>>15248100
If that is your driveway then rip your bumpers
>>15243285
i have a pioneer one that isn't obnoxious
>>15243325
>not even straight
>>15248100
rear bags are for fags
>ke30
>half a tank of fuel got me from gawler to wallaroo and back
>[spoiler]it was only $20[/spoiler]
i still think it looks fugly, but this is cheating somehow, it doesnt even have an overdrive
>>15249374
Suzuki Swifts are like that too, Travelled from Bendigo to Melb on 1/4th tank
>>15249450
Thats pretty fucking good, thats a long drive
Saw a 240sx in wog town today, they don't sound too bad
>>15249566
>240sx
Those were the Ameriburger models. We had the 200SX and could import the 180SX and Silvia.
>>15249656
Guess it was the 180 then, they all look the same to me
Should I get a tatt like this, about same size?
>>15249692
why is one star different from the rest
this triggers me the fuck out
pls explain this aussies
>>15249700
Ask G-d.
Banana yellow monaro
would you do it?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/canning-vale/cars-vans-utes/2002-holden-monaro-coupe/1113494665
>>15249692
Looks utterly gay if you put the reference to the flag aside. You'd have to be a proper cock sucking homo to get stars tattooed all across your torso.
>>15249810
>14 yearold Holden Coupe with 165.000KMS
>Almost 20 grand
no
>>15249851
but
MONARO
O
N
A
R
O
>>15249869
It's a 2 door commodore
>>15248980
>>15249162
Lucky I'm just going a spring and shock combo.
And no, luckily that is not my driveway but it isn't much better. Truganina and all those new areas have the best driveways and gutters. Gutters are sloped so you can never gutter rash your wheels. Shits awesome.
>>15249898
2 door MONARO
>>15249976
>truganina
How to do Wangan route in Sydney?
>>15250028
I don't live there, I just drive there a lot cos mates live down there. I fucking hate the roads here in the inner north suburbs.
Atleast I live down the road from yarra bends I guess
>>15250058
Cheapest fight from Sydney airport to Japan you can find.
Where should I get immobilizer and remote central locking stuff? I'm not sure whether to trust a kit from ebay that does both for only $45.
Anyone have experience with them or other alternatives?
Should I download the 2SEXY song and blast it out of my Lancer at full volume? (y/n)
>>15250109
I'm happy for mcm to be successful in everything they do but that song sounds like utter shit to me. Not my taste.
Blast it all you like if you want to be a huge faggot
>>15250058
M2 > M7 > M5 > Harbour Bridge
>>15250108
go to an alarm specialist
>tfw no mk2 golf
>>15249557
I actually really like that
>>15248238
Umm probably just stock sized wheels and tyres or th colour maybe
>finally got round to putting up ad for my car today after putting it off for 2 months
>took some nice pictures, wrote up a description of what i personally look for when i look at ads
>do a final check and click post
>3 minutes later and i'm already getting calls
>a guy in the next suburb saw the ad and asked if the car was still available
>"well yeah, i only just put up the ad"
>says he'll be down to see it later in the day
>then suddenly blurts out uhhh actually i'll be there in half an hour
>hang up and just wait
>he appears right on time
>immediately gets out of his car and goes over to my car before i can even open my front door
>briefly talk, he looks under the hood and wants to test drive it
>go along for one loop of the block
>get back and he immediately offers me a mere $100 under the asking price
>accept because it's the best i'll do and i want it gone
>pays in cash, we fill out the papers and deal done
>his wife gets out of his car to drive it to their home
>mfw i sold my car within literally 50 minutes of posting it
>>15250237
What car?
>>15250237
Noice
>>15250237
conversely,
>guy posts shit ad
>puts half the detail you'd want
>high mileage car
>photos only show exterior of the car and one of the dash
>car doesnt sell for a month
>buy it for $1500 under the initial asking price
thanks for not improving your ad friendo
>>15250237
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>15250254
the amount of shit ads like that i see are ridiculous. do people not realize that the interior is important? i just skip ads with no interior photos now.
>>15250254
inversely*
>>15250257
have a look at car ads on ebay and you'll see what the average person seems to think a good car ad is. they title the auction "GREAT CAR YOU WON'T SEE ANY OTHERS LIKE THIS" and provide only the bare minimum amount of information.
>>15250263
words are hard
>>15250257
I saw an ad on carsales once where every single photo was taken with a pretty intense fish eye lense.
It was hilarious because it was also for a lancer
>>15250273
>>15250273
imagine this with fisheye pics for an ad. it would look like a fucking whale.
>>15242584
exhaust is leaky at middle and rear muffler
will this effect my pink slip?
last pink slip all they did was check lights and brakes.
should i bother replacing it? i like the sound.
>do i go straight pipe lel ?
>>15250279
did you sell a 407?
my uncle had a 405 and got rid of it at 300,000km
my m8 has one and its shitting itself with weird electric shit at 200k
Where's falcunt these days?
>>15250312
Probably posting with his trip off asking where falcunt is.
>>15250318
probably replying to people who say that he is posting with his trip off asking where falcunt is.
>>15250069
>Inner Northern Suburbs
Mah nigga.
Used to come home from Mt Waverley on the Monash just so I could snake my way through Hawthorn/Kew to drive Yarra Bvd.
>>15250323
I heard he was samefagging in the /dat/ to make himself known.
>>15250332
sorry m8 cant reply ive got to 2 trannys to fiddle with and one is my mum
>>15250349
>>15250069
>>15250331
>Victoria
Surely the most cucked of all states.
>>15250375
that would be SA mate
>no turbos on Ps
>no driving after midnight
>lol defects for anything
>>15250331
I fang it through there sometimes but I've been told there's heaps of coppas.
What are the best times to race through there.
>quit my happy pills over a week ago cold turkey without telling my doctor
>urge to eat a bullet is growing by the minute
>not even sure I care or not
>>15250520
lmao
>>15250520
can i have your happy pills?
Psych student here i just want to observe what happens if i give them to my already happy roommates :~)
>>15250466
I used to pass through at 4:30 in the arvo, only saw coppas once heading the other way. Luckily I ended up getting stuck behind a HiAce around Bellbird Park.
I've seen them set up on the bridge at night too (various times, weekday nights as well as weekends) from the Eastern as you come off the freeway onto the Chandler. Supposedly they are defect stations. I'd steer clear on weekends just to be on the safe side.
Saw a red P plater bin his VX Commo on it too one night when I was passing through to head out to Richmond. On the return, Cops were there giving the kid a blasting.
>>15248115
yeah i saw a track video of it being drifted a while ago
had a pretty hektik looking stripped interior
>>15250386
>imblying
better go to bed soon, wouldn't want to be late for your mandatory lgbt study class tomorrow
Thinking about going for my bike license when I get some time off work, anything I should know before I do it? I've ridden some trail bikes before without too much trouble but nothing on road.
>>15250520
>going off happy pills suddenly
>feel like death
Surprise surprise.
Should have weaned yourself off them slowly, your body has built up a level of the med in your system and when it runs out suddenly all hell brakes loose.
>source: I went cold turkey once, it was fucking brutal
>>15250520
Should have tapered off them senpai, makes it way more bearable. What made you decide to stop taking them all of a sudden?
>>15250561
you have to be literally retarded to fail it
>>15242735
The eightsix is still drifting at events to this day I believe
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/silver-sands/cars-vans-utes/2007-holden-commodore-ve-sv6-blue-5-speed-sports-automatic-sedan/1107520680
Wait is this cheap, or dangerous
>>15250706
Probably dangerous, perhaps badly modified. Never seen a VE SV6 under about $15,000 myself.
>>15250466
it's a pretty bad place to do that kind of thing imo
go further out and find some twisties
>>15242584
QUESTION!
I was watching Top Gear Austrailia and the fat guy kept calling people Pretzels and Peanuts. What the fuck does that mean?
>>15242721
and I thought american media editing was bad
>>15250925
>I was watching Top Gear Austrailia
I stopped reading there
>>15251083
Did you know Jeremy, Richard, and James appear on that show a few times?
>>15250595
^that
>>15250561
>>15251119
They're both unfunny slang for idiot, but in an endearing way
>considering dicks on the ballot paper next month
should i get a bonnet protector?
already ordered new bonnet release and gas struts
kinda want new gear knob and floor mats, but those are hella expensive
>>15250706
trying to kill your girl now?
>people going on about the mass faggot shooting in orlando
what the fuck is the Q in LGBTQ? swear these faggots make up something new every coupla years
what would the australian equivalent of a twingo be?
a toyota starlet?
>>15253772
Holden barina or a hyundai excel or a Ford laser
Sup ausfags, I'm a third gen celica/RA65 owner here in the states that's having a hard time sourcing a manual steering rack. I know bare-bone celicas were common in Australia, and I was hoping someone here could help me find one. I've had no luck finding one on my own so far. Any hints on where to look? Any of you happen to have one now? I'll take anything at this point.
>>15253809
Nah get fucked cunt
>>15253645
Why do they have to specify that it was a nightclub for gay people?, how is a gay nightclub any different than a regular nightclub?
>>15253809
fuck off seppo shit cunt
>>15253842
Because muh hate crimes
>>15250520
went cold turkey off zoloft as an E D G Y T E E N.
worst experience of my life.
I had visual and auditory hallucinations.
One really spooky one was when I went into a public bathroom and there was a guy in there who was made up of a mass of angry moths.
>>15253848
Also why is the nightclub and the cops fucking tweeting shit while cunts get shot?
>>15242756
Mk4 supra.
This is coming from an NA 300zx owner. You need two of everything and an engine pull is recommended for almost every single repair.
>>15253921
hmmm
difference in price is crazy when both have comparable power stock.
from everything else i hear the supra is a better car
Where should I look to buy a reconditioned transmission
>>15254622
.....from a place of business that specializes in the procurement and reconditioning of second hand transmissions
>>15253809
Search on Gumtree. If you find one and they won't ship to merica I can work something out
>>15254778
Well... Fuck
>>15253842
Gay people love being different. It's why they never fucking shut up about being gay, and different, and victims, and the whole world is totes against us gais, #LGBTIQ
>>15250595
or asian. 2 asians did not pass the qride course I did.
>>15250925
you're a peanut m8
>>15253809
you can take my cock, fagget!
I bought a new car e36 318i 1.8L for $1100. Did i do good?
>>15255431
whats wrong with it
>>15255435
Noisy pulley, and power windows work when they want to. Had a new head put in 4 months ago.
>>15255431
cant really go wrong with $1000
>>15255445
Intermittent power windows could just be a circuit breaker fault which can easily be replaced.
>>15255454it just the rear diverside window that doesnt work all the time so no big loss i guess. Just needed a cheaper car because the triton chews through petty haha
>>15255431
Time for a swap
>>15255431
>jack cunt
holy shit theres a trip i havent seen in a long time. where have you been?
the fruits next door are playing loud dance music and singing along to it
god i wish i had an AR
DESIGNATED
how the fuck does shelving drugs work?
how does it enter your system and fuck you up like you would when you ingest it instead
>>15255810
Your stomach processes it first, your asshole just absorbs the whole lot directly in to your bloodstream AKA you gettin really fucked up
>>15255445
I had power window problems with my E36 sedan. Turned out the window seal folded in on itself and forced the window ajar by a degree or so, which ended up bending the lifting mechanism and derailing the glass. Those things are cunts to replace.
>>15255824
>your asshole just absorbs the whole lot directly in to your bloodstream
What else can be cornholed for maximum effect?
>>15255798
Crack em across the head with a cricket bat, but do it over the gutter because nobody wants AIDS in the soil
>>15255830
Literally anything, people have died from alcohol poisoning pouring booze up their ass
It's no different than smashing a needle into your arm
>>15255830
literally anything
i thought this was common knowledge.
>>15255837
>>15255844
Kinda defeats the purpose of them tasting decent but if I put a bit of weed brownie up my ass I should be higher than a kite?
>>15255829
I thought that may have been the case, i have installed a full set power windows in a commy before. (Swapped the winders out) which is indeed a shit job.
>>15255632
Working working working.
Pumping what spare change i have into the 4x4 to turn it into a full hunting spec offroader. Got rid of rhe cbr and got a klx 250 to use for hunting.
Jimmy and Falcunt still around?
>>15243346
NB has stiffer chassis and better brakes, diff and clutch. Bigger engine too
>>15255856
I don't know if your asshole can break down the weed, do it and report back
You could probably grind up really fine and just get a mate to blow it up your shitter
>>15255857
>is jimmy still around
Oh boy looks like it's story time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmMXxx-EWcY
Why are poofters so girly?
>>15255864
So he isnt dead? Lol
Also going from manny to auto after 2 years sucks. Keep going for the clutch...
>>15255856
Nope. You'd need to liquify it so it could be absorbed better, so maybe a smoothie enema.
>>15255830
>What else can be cornholed for maximum effect?
Jimmy's small penis.
>>15255875
If you get a long enough straw you could lodge a nug of weed in your lower intestine, fucking high for days
>>15255870
He may as well be after fucking up as hard as he has
>>15255882
That would be slow release though, with a slight risk of gangrene and intestinal scarring
>>15255889
As long as you get high then who cares, a bit of gangrene of the anus never killed anyone
>>15250058
what car is on the left?
>>15255888
So what happened?
>>15255960
Madaz rx-3
>>15255994
>So what happened?
>>15253842
>Muslims and faggots killing each other
>No survivors from either
I'm ok with this
>>15256022
Insurance job????
What's a good speed shop to take my Mitsu GTO NA awd to? I know of MRT in Syd and RPW in Perth, anyone in Melb? It's too fat and slow my au xr6 vct shits on it, with that awesome handling I want it to go way harder
>>15242735
nah he got away, cops showed up at his workshop but couldnt really do anything cause they couldnt prove he was driving.
>>15256074
Isn't the na fwd? You fucked up there mate.
>>15249898
That's no different to previous Monaros being 2 door versions of the pedestrian full size sedan.
>>15249810
I was going to say DO IT DO IT DO IT!
But then I saw the T-bar auto. Dropped.
>>15256074
Check out 3si.org, should be some Melbums down there who can point you in the right direction
>tfw can't import st205 celica
>tfw you will never experience the pinnacle of the Celica.
>tfw stuck with the fwd slow af st204.
Import laws are suffering.
>>15256361
3SGE beams swap
Question about warranties
If I buy from a used car dealer in NSW and live in VIC and something happens that I can get fixed under warranty, do I have to take it back to the dealer I bought it from? Can I get it fixed somewhere local at their expense?
>>15256073
Yup. Jimmy's second Astra came down with a rather severe case of death rattle. Apparently MX5-Anon is real good at helping people make insurance claims.
>They even posted a picture which had jerry cans used to carry petrol in the background after they set it on fire
>>15255393
>>15253844
>>15253821
hon
>>15254810
Thanks man. I swear to god I checked Gumtree before and it had no results, and now there's 27... Thanks for the offer, by the way.
No one else here familiar with aussie celica bits? Just wanted to make one last roll call for anyone with info.
>>15256186
>T-bar auto
what is t bar auto?
>>15256599
Automagic with a t shaped shifter.
>>15256498
And follow up question, does anyone know if Advanced Wholesale Autos in Greenacre are any good? I'm looking at reviews online and it's making me think it's not worth the effort
>>15256637
how can you even tell the shifter is a t though?
>>15256678
Because the auto shifter is shaped like a t on the monaro
>>15256361
Cannibalise a Caldina for parts, make your own GT-Four.
What's the deal with these things?
Best place to buy car detailing stuff?
I have most of the things already, just need a couple new buckets with grit guards, microfibre cloths and a wheel brush.
I'm close to a super cheap auto, repco, target, woolies, etc.
>>15259889
probably online or supercheat when on sales.
woolies and target never have car shit on sale.
i get mine from supercheap because its generally cheapest.
ebay can reveal gems
>>15256498
>>15256639
I know with insurance the agency has preferred mechanics that they will automatically send the car to. The same may apply to the warranty.
Any good shops for ECU shit in Brisbane?
>>15242584
if you had to do deliveries in any car <$5, rwd and cheap parts what would it be?
http://carsales.mobi/cars/details/Subaru-Liberty-1998/OAG-AD-12103605/?Cr=12
Should I do it? Anything to watch out for
>inb4 stealership
>>15260027
falcodore is the only thing that fits
>>15260027
>RWD
Clapped out Hiace or Hilux.
>>15260027
The shittiest S13 I could get my hands on, or a NA Miata.
>>15260057
>2.lolheadgaskets engine
>automagic
>"beautiful luxurious lustrous array of metal"
>"This car is for the Subaru enthusiast or spirited driver!"
>automagic
>"spirited driver!"
>"!"
>>15260057
>high mileage hooning spec
It's almost certainly been thrashed.
>>15260127
found an s13 but no rwc and rego because it had no ecu lmao
lowish km tho
>>15260156
its obviously an ironic ad from a memership
>>15260156
Well fuck, it's an advertisement, what do you expect them to say?
Also >automagic
Grow up.
Are Subaru Outbacks good cars? looking at getting a '99
>>15260188
>defending autotragic in "performance" trims
>>15260188
Found the cunt who cant into el manuel
>>15260193
They're generally pretty solid- except stay away from the 2.5 L SOHC engine as its a bit of a shit.
Aside from that, the interiors are swathes of cheap plastic, which is easy to clean but uglier than a smashed arsehole, the engines themselves are cunts to work on and there's a lot of stuff which will have worn out over time. AWD drivelines tend to need a bit of attention... which their owners never seem to do.
>>15260168
If all else fails,
>http://www.j-spec.com.au/auction/SEVS/
Get a cheap shitbox for chips and spend most of the $5k on having it shipped over and complied.
>>15260188
>asks for people's opinion on a car
>gets mad when he gets one he doesn't like
Grow up.
>>15260214
>subaru liberty 4cyl 2.5l NA
>not 4cyl 2.5t or 6cyl 3t
>performance
>gotta go fast
Righto mate.
>filling up tyres with air
>dude pulls up next to me
>starts pouring water into what looked like his washer resevoir
>"you shouldnt put straight water in there"
>"it's ok its the radiator"
ok
>>15259947
Check out Mercury Motorsport. They're top shit.
>>15260165
Yeah I've considered that. It'll all be checked over, so if it's fucked, hopefully I'll be able to get an indication on that.
>>15260156
What's the headgasket meme?
Also, is that engine as fucked to work on as it looks?
>>15260236
Thanks for the advice - appreciated
I hear the new forza horizon is meant to be based in australia
There better be old falcons and holdens i can hammer towards Dan Murphy's with a winnie blue in my fingers, a can of vb between my legs while dodging kangaroos and black fellas asking for $10
How does this one look?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/mount-lewis/cars-vans-utes/2001-saab-9-5-my01-aero-blue-4-speed-automatic-wagon/1110970808
He's basically said shit all about it, and I don't live in Sydney so I'll have to take his word for it if I do decide to go up, so I'll be pissed if I go and it turns out to be a dud. But I figure if he's willing to provide warranty it has to be in decent condition, and given the type of car and the number plate I reckon the owner would have taken decent care of it.
>>15260762
Hopefully V6 VNs will make an appearance and there'll be a nice caul-de-sac or two.
driving home today I turned my lights and and both the dash and headlights were dim as fuck, I turned the high beams on everything electric just shut off until I turned highs off, car kept running?
My battery is still pretty new, could my alternator be shitting itself?
>>15261218
check the fuse for lighting.
some cars have lighting fuses that control interior lights like dash and exterior lights.
your logbook may have some diagrams on what fuses are related to what.
>what car?
>>15261236
VT, I can't be fucked pulling fuses at the moment but I'll look in to it, cluster on just dimmed tonight and I've never had any electrical problems
>>15261216
The first car you receive is a choice between a VN S-pac on 4 cylinders with a welded diff or a EB falcon with a blown head gasket and warped head.
All come with bald stockies on the rear and 20" mags on the front.
>>15261249
could just be a fuse box under the hood which is pretty easy to check
unless its fuses under the steering wheel which is fiddly
(given your car has a setup like this)
>>15261257
Yeah I know where they all are, just can't be fucked right now
Can fuses go faulty or do they just blow up?
How fast can 3/4k get me in a Toyota in this country?
/g/ here i'm so lost, will give a slab of VB to anyone in Vic who can help a brother out
>>15261256
>>15261265
they generally just blow
could be faulty
like lightbulbs i suppose.
dielectric grease on all connectors,fuses and bulbs(bits where a charge goes through) can increase lifespan of whatever it is that's getting the charge and prevents surges. Will also make removing whatever it is much easier and less change of breaking it.
>>15261267
How long is a piece of string?
>>15261267
why a toyota in particular?
>>15260762
>Cant get the hiace out to get parts because theres too much shit in the way
>The valiant isn't working, needs parts
>Have to take the XE to race
>XE shits oil all over manifold from leaky valve cover
Danger to manifold!
>>15261267
>VB
Yuck cunt, we may be bogans but we still have a bit of class
Sack of goon and it's a deal
>>15261267
do you already own the toyota? depends on what car. bolt on exhaust, turbo kit and tune on dyno could be ~3-4k even less if you know people or get used parts.
if youre buying one then 3-4k wont be fast.
>>15261331
>4k
>turbo kit
some bogan told me that he has a screamer pipe on his vx
what the fuck is a screamer pipe
>>15261326
Mmm love me some oily manifold stank
>>15261353
Exhaust manifold that just bends straight out of the bonnet or side, basically manifold to atmosphere
>>15261353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHVerMBO-zE
>>15261353
On a VX its more of an anemic squeal pipe
>>15261324
Engine familiarity mostly
>>15261330
Yeah sure
>>15261353
On a turbo engine it's the bit of exhaust pipe that comes off the wastegate that takes away the bled-off exhaust, except that instead of being merged back into the exhaust system it's dumped to atmosphere.
It's called a "screamer" pipe because the exhaust makes a sort of 'screaming' sound when boost comes on and the wasetgate opens.
>>15261420
do you own the car yet? if so what model?
soarers are pretty cheap leaving 2-3grand for massive turbo etc
>>15261434
Plates can't own a soarer vic
Fucking furious about it
>>15261435
so it has to be p plate legal?
>>15261436
Yeah, it's disappointing
>>15261182
Why do you faggots always want to buy eurotrash?
>>15261440
Save your money
>>15261182
>But I figure if he's willing to provide warranty it has to be in decent condition
It's warrantied by National Warranty Company. Fucken joke m8.
Do a simple google search on them pricks
http://www.notgoodenough.com/viewtopic.php?p=341062
>>15261353
>screamer pipe on his vx
kek
Probably means he has a hole in the exhaust
>>15261442
well that destroys your options for something fast under $4k, best bet is propbably a v6 manual camry with some weight reduction, maybe shit like a high ratio lsd if theres even aftermarket bits available to make em quicker
>>15261455
was meant for >>15261440
>>15261453
A hole in my old cars exhaust just made it sound like it was farting. People could hear the farting from streets away.
Do you need a limited slip diff to have fun? Are there even any benefits to having an open diff?
>>15261469
Also how useful is a limited slip diff on a fwd car?
>>15261469
Save money on tyres.
>>15261442
>Saabs
>trash
>>15261450
I see, didn't know anything about used dealer warranties. The dealer looks a bit dodgy too, looks like a bit of a risk yeah
>>15259840
It's an automobile.
the pictures are dated 2007 the rego is dated 2010
>>15242859
ALLOWED TO DRIVE TOMORROW!!!!
Cunts, remember, drive day this Sunday, come along.
>>15261698
too low and the skirts look like shit
sister is a single mom with 3 kids
she recently moved to the suburbs closer to her kids schools. She owns a VT Commodore which had decent highway economy but doing short trips around suburbs has made the car thirsty as fuck on fuel
she wants a 2 door barina, but with a 10, 6 and 2 year old so im telling her its a bad choice.
Whats a good 4 cylinder 4 door that isnt a hatch but is big enough for 3 kids and their shit? Im going to recommend a 4cyl magna, which has large car seating and better suburb fuel economy. Thoughts? she's also broke as fuck so it needs to be under 2k
>>15261756
yeah but corgis have short legs
>>15261763
Civic?
>>15261763
Corolla, Pulsar, 323/Laser etc, your usual cheap econoboxes.
Maybe a Starlet 5 door.
>>15261763
sounds like you're a boong family
why don't you just steal something better?
>>15261777
>not a hatch
Cancel the Starlet then.
Hatches aren't that bad though honestly.
>>15261763
>4cyl magna,
Fuck no
From the op
>/dat/ Recommended Cars: https://my.mixtape.moe/akuicw.jpg
>>15261336
baka nigga i said all those things for 4k depending on a few factors
>>15261789
but hatches are generally smaller, and she's looking for a traditional boot similar to a sedan. She doesn't like wagons for some reason however.
I might recommend a Camry, as its bigger than a corolla, reliable and is a more traditional sedan set up
>>15261656
saab is trash
>>15261731
>big balled penis for head light
>>15261802
You'd be surprised how much you can fit in a hatch. What they might lack in overall length they make up for in height.
Corollas came as a liftback, which I guess is the combination of both a hatch and a wagon, maybe that's something she might like.
>>15261763
buy the whore a 12 pack of condoms and teach her how to use them
>>15261811
>>15261781
>its boong and bogan to have a family
no wonder you guys are all cucks
>>15261763
Don't worry about the car, tell her to buy a TV. She needs something else to do with her time.
>>15261810
>hatch and a wagon
Hatch and a sedan, derp.
>>15261763
With 3 different fathers too?
>>15261804
delete this
>>15261806
Like in my pants
>>15261814
>single mother with 10/6/2 yearolds
no honestly what's more likely in this country
>>15261837
post pic of coin purse
>>15261814
It's bogan to be a single mother of 3 kids, all with different fathers and own nothing of value.
Hi guys
Looking for a nice cheap comfy runabout that has a bit of offroad ability. Budget is 10K.
should I buy this, /o/?
http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/_/OAG-AD-12419089
Or am I being a baka?
>>15261182
>Dark Blue
>Leather interior
>Sydney
Not a bad buy if you don't mind bursting into flames on a hot day when you get in it senpai.
>>15261814
there's a big difference between 'family' and 'boong family'
>>15261877
sure
but when it says outback all it really means is gravel roads
it's pretty much a runaround for lesbians and mums and memefags
>>15261900
>If you drive an outback you are a lesbian
Where did this epic meme come from?
I literally just came all over my Ricky Ponting international cricket 2007 ps2 disc
>>15261906
Subaru targeted their brand towards lesbians and gave a lot of support to famous dykes and shit
>>15261895
Usually its incest
guys
is it stupid to buy another valiant? im too worried im going to break, crash or generally get my current valiant into an accident, ive become paranoid about driving it or leaving it parked
i want to buy another one while they're cheapish, and while no one wants them.
what do i do
>>15261934
*hand on shoulder*
buy another one
>>15261943
*teleports behind you
hehe
What can /o/ tell me about Skoda? Are they just VAG unreliable garbage or are they breddy gud?
>>15261378
I remember actually watching this on the televish
Shit made me so maf
Those poor blokes
my local has a 2016 in this colour, looks so good.
$15k +o.r.c god does it look good.
anyone ever ridden one these?
>>15262008
that's the z1000 yeah?
>yep spotted the badge
fug yeah I love the look, though I like the z800 looks the best out of the naked z range.
>>15262022
z800 does look the goods, but to heavy and no power compared to z1000
>>15261965
Never actually had anything to do with them.
They are VAG with a different badge on them essentially, journalists and europeans seem to like them... then again journos and euros also like things like Fiats and new Mini's so I wouldn't trust them on that basis alone
>>15262008
>Want to buy road-bike
>Know with absolute certainty i'll end up under a tram in a week
First time ever on a dirtbike i stacked it (8 years old) and cooked most my leg, never ridden anything but my 2 stroke home made shitbox
Ayy.
Full licence brehs
>>15262059
ooh, hook turns on a bike.
but Melbourne parking laws are the bomb
fuck this shit job
boss constantly complains about shit that's out of my control and if i try to fix it he complains even more, tells me to revert to how we initially did it, just to then do the same change i did two days later
gonna hit the pos sooner or later
>>15262064
noice mate
>>15261965
Don't know too much about skoda, but from what i have head, they aren't particularly reliable or unreliable, but good for the price (they cost in europe)
they have some fun models which are supposedly good. seen quite a few of them blow by me on the autobahn
i'd check for how much repairs and parts cost in straya before considering one.
>>15261943
i second this
>>15262095
boo hoo
go back to germania german boy
>>15262098
get fucked faggot
>>15262108
race?
weekend after this one?
got a bday party to go to, but i can make time in the day
>>15262108
have another sook m8
>>15262112
sound good to me man, what do you have planned?
got work sunday at 12, but saturday's free
>>15262118
i'll drink your tears cunt
What's a good reliable and preferably fun and reasonably safe wagon for maximum $4k?
>>15262135
aw he's grown so much in his brief time here, proud of you
you're still a shitcunt for crashing that 'coon though
>>15262156
>a shitcunt
i'm officially strayan?
i can die happy now
>>15262095
fuck man stop saying noice that's my thing
fug off back to germania
Raced a motorbike yesterday in my vy commy v6.
We were coming out of a roundabout next to each other so I downshifted and started gunning as soon as I came out.
Could hear him gun it half a second after me. I was sure he would catch up but could just hear the whine from his bike slowly getting closer. It wasn't until we hit 130km/h that he flew by me.
I thought bikes were meant to be super fast?
Or maybe I caught him off guard idk.
>>15262200
What bike was it?
Not all bikes are fast, y'know.
>>15261824
relative is in ICU at hospital
had to pay 5 bucks for 30 minutes of parking to see them
i swear if i saw a ranger id unironically cave their head in with a tyre iron
what a fucking joke
>>15261934
chrysler valiant?
>>15262345
No, kia valiant
Good cars
>>15262354
baka pls
>>15262207
As you can tell I have no clue, but he wasn't a p plater, it sounded fast :/
Some wanker cut the nice old bogan woman with her dirt encrusted Mitsubishi in front of me off and I ended up rear ending her and now I'm fucked in terms of insurance. Hold me, /dat/ ;_;
How much is an engine swap in Melbourne going to set me back? Car's a Toyota Hilux (like 2009 i think, it's a work ute)
>>15262517
>now I'm fucked in terms of insurance.
your own fault
>>15262502
How fat was the rear tyre?
Easiest way to tell, if it's reasonably wide (for a bike) the bike will be fairly quick.
>>15262735
looked quite fat, nothing serious though. Fatter than my mates postie bike's rear tyre.
>>15262799
How do mechanics deal with jobs?, can I just walk in to one and ask about an apprenticeship or work experience?
>>15262799
>tfw no rotary baby