[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Sunny day when edi

no muslims below this post

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>the new Top Gears ratings dropped by a third by the next episode
>Cuck Evans gets to twitter immediately in full damage control
I can only imagine how much Jeremy and the team are laughing right now.

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>The Toyota Comfort, released in 1995, was designed for use as a taxicab in Japan
>FR layout
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Comfort

>tfw no reliable, invisible-to-cops RWD shitbox for skids and sneaky Nimbin trips

>>15224577
Import one

>>15224597
Can't. Isn't under SEVS.

They need to add more shit to that. I see no reason shit like the DC5 Integra Type R can't be imported either since those are no longer in production.

>>15224525
Sunny as fuck here in Perth

Little cold but not a cloud in the sky

australians

http://www.cracked.com/article_24126_6-people-who-never-gave-up-their-stupid-dreams_p2.html

>>15224525
Where the fuck do you live, its been sunny for 2 days here in nsw
>worst storm in 30 years
fuck off it was

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>>15224932
>sunny for the last few days
>in NSW
Yes, it is just the sun. Go into the light. The flood is over and you can move on.
Go into the light.

speaking of floods, jimmys band saw it coming

https://banishedsoulsovforbiddendesire.bandcamp.com/track/the-flood-reprise

>>15224482

I can get an FF for basically nothing, but i'd prefer FR

The sole intention of this car is to go fast at lights for shits and something to build over winter/summer break

>>15224548
I've spent more time watching James bake a shepard's pie than I have watching the new TG

good god damn

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/baldivis/cars-vans-utes/2005-bf-xr6-turbo-psijunkie/1112284864

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>>15225033
The older FR Celicas will catch piggy eyes for certain. T140 Coronas look shitboxy enough to be overlooked, though someone might ask why a P-plater drives around in an 80s shitbox when there are cheaper, newer options.

V30 Camry for ultimate unremarkable shitbox. It's the quintessential "first car" for a P-plater and nobody is going to expect it to be fast off the line, but it is FF.

>>15225061
We've found ourselves a Supra killer.

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>go on normal stretch of highway
>sign recently put up saying council are working on road shoulders
>have to sit on 80km/h for more than 5km, then down to 60km/h for another 2km, then 25km/h for yet another 2km
>get to where they are supposedly "working"
>see this

Are these guys magicians? You always see the results of their work yet the cunts never do anything but stand around. What sorcery do they learn at the depot?

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>SA anons claiming jimmy was with them at the last meet
was it really him or a ghost or a fake jimmy?

what other 6 cylinder twin turbo cars are there other than supra?
i know some z32 came with twin turbo
what else is there?

>>15224936
I'd tongue punch her fartbox.

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>>15225310
>Skyline GT-R, RB26DETT.
>GTO MR, 6G72

You can also get twin turbo kits for the Z34 and V36.

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>forgot to take out the pocket sugar before throwing pants in the wash

Kill me now senpai

>>15225257
Lots of things anon, but I'm not gonna let you in on our secrets.

>>15225279
Jimmy being there was the only detail about the meet that was posted, no list of who turned up, what cars, where the meet went etc.

>>15225398
because it didnt happen, just the usual case of South Australian's acting stuck up and trying to make themseves look better than every one else

>>15225403
why are south australians such shitcunts?

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>>15225403
>the golden age of SA meets are gone
feels bad man

>>15225403
Haven't you got some drowning to do cunt?

>>15225442
kek, only those mexicans get to drown.

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>>15225403
feels shit being so jealous of sa aye cunt?
come race me cunt

>>15225448
are you suggesting i cross a desert to go somewhere no one wants to go?

look at all these stuck up SA cunt's

>>15225454
>desert
It sounds like you're already coming from somewhere nobody wants to go.

>>15225257
They are paid by weekly progress quotas, basically they do fuck all Monday to Thursday, then actually work on Friday

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>>15225459

>>15225279
99% sure it was real jimmy, unless he was some really good troller. He's actually really nice, good spirits considering what happened to him. He's got some P plate legal turbo Audi now

>>15225403
It did happen, it was me in my Lexcen, my mate in his EB Falcon and Jimmy in his Audi. We met at Windy point at 12:30, nobody showed up for an hour so we went for a cheeky hoon around Chandlers hill then down to the Elizabeth Road chip shop in Morphett Vale for a Schnitzel pack

>>15225475
>He's got some P plate legal turbo Audi now
P platers can have turbos in SA now??
any photos from the meet this time?

>>15225478
>>15225475
>Audi
Does that mean he now has the Audi AND an Astra? Jimmy wtf are you doing

>>15225479
It's a Turbo that's on the exemption list, none of us took photos.

>>15225484
He said he sold all of his cars, got the insurance money from the Astra blowing up and bought the Audi with it.

>>15225493
I wonder if selling all his cars and the Astra "accident" was all just part of a plan to get an Audi
Is it a new Audi or an 80s turbo rustbox?

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>>15225502
>selling all his cars and the Astra "accident" was all just part of a plan to get an Audi
of course

>>15225502
It's new and looks really nice, really solid car. Looks like a hairdressers car though. I think it's an Audi TT Coupe?

>>15225514
whats with jim and hairdresser taste in cars

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>>15225478
>>15225425

Christ are these really the types of cars that turn up to /o/ meets?

>>15225124

Am i fitting the engine int hat though? Surely there's no room

>>15225460
Nah m8. Faf about mon to fri and get it done on Saturday at overtime rates.

Do you even council worker?

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>>15225514
Was it used?

>>15225460
is this true? source?

>>15225487
>none of us took photos.
So it didnt happen.

>>15225528
I'm poor, that's why I have a shitbox, I don't pretend it's anything other than that though unlike some other people.

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>>15225530
My bad, posted a Corolla. One of these cunts.

Still, it should fit in either. It's a 2JZ-GE right?

>>15225558
>2J
>in an FF Camry

This isn't Street Legal: Racing Redline, y'know.

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>>15225514
>buying a new Audi with the insurance from a burnt out Astra and selling a couple of shitboxes

>>15225558
Same size, 7MGE cheaper from where i can get it though

>>15225528
You get some decent stuff from time to time.

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>>15225629
true that but nobody goes to meets anymore

>>15225642
>>15225475
>jimmy has an audi and had a BMW
>other /dat/ users have BMWs and mercedes

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>>15225648
fucking picture didnt attach

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>>15225558
If you want the 'Big Camry', get a Toyota Aristo S140 before some faggot buys one and stances it...
They come in 2JZ-GE and GTE (RWD) might be a couple around that are also AWD 1UZ-FE V8's as well

About the only shit- all Automatics unless you want to go to the hassle of dropping a supra 5-6 speed in them

>>15225538
I've got 3 mates who work as council tradies and contractors

>riding bike to work
>lowsided on oil
>fucked my knee
>rode to work on adrenaline
>boss noticed me limping
>told me to go home
>rode home
>bought a case of beer
>18 beers down

best cure for a motorcycle accident

>>15225459
It's what all SA's have to cross to get anywhere decent.

>>15225726
post bike and battle injuries

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hey guys :3

>>15225735
was riding a wr450f so i pretty much scratched the bar end, foot peg and tail plastic. nothing gnarly. dirt bikes are bullet proof.

knee is just swollen so it'd be soft posting an image to brag. got road rash on knees, ankles and ass but that shit doesn't even hurt.

the fact the bike landed on my knee is what is causing all my pain. can walk pretty straight after a couple beers though.

>>15225768
your boss sounds like a cool guy.
my boss would have called me a fuckwit and made me do some sort of manual labour to make it worse.

>>15225705
Guy from the previous thread wanted something for a sneaky JZ swap while on his P's.

If I were in the market for a turbo JZ of some sort I'd probably just import over a 2.5GT-T Soarer.

>>15225642
There were six people at the meet a month ago.

>>15225799
he is but the thing that made him change his opinion on me:

>wake up hungover with stomach pain on sunday
>dismiss it as alcohol related
>go to bed with pain
>wake up with exact same pain
>go to work with pain
>realize pain is unbearable two hours in
>doing data entry so i think i can stick it out
>boss asks me to do manual labour
>tell him i have stomach pains and ask to go home
>he calls bullshit
>tell him i am 100% and will get a doctors certificiate
>go to doctor
>says its my appendix
>6 hours later in surgery to remove my appendix

he never called me out since.

also spent 9 days in hospital because my appendix burst and i nearly died.

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>>15225813
>part of your intestines explodes
>it's just data entry i'll be fine

>>15225813
its because he knows you could have sued the shit out of him uleh

>>15225821
felt like an intense fart which wouldn't come out.

didn't feel like impending death.

>>15225823
he had no way of knowing 'stomach pains' meant this guy could die if he doesn't have surgery immediately

>>15225835
right right, this isn't america i forget sometimes

>>15225835
>appendix explodes
>"felt like an intense fart"
fukken straya

>>15225848
went to the emergency section at my hospital after recommendation from my gp. spent 9 days in a single bed room with tv and free food.

>never paid a cent

gotta love australia.

>>15225882
fuck i hate staying in hospital, i go home as soon as i can walk

>>15225882
It's a good feel man. I was in hospital after a head injury which ended up just being a concussion. My balance was slightly affected but I left later that night, I think hospitals are depressing and smell pretty awful.

>>15225882
mate even snuck in chicken nuggets and a couple apple ciders. felt a million bucks after that! hospital food is fucked. sorry helena if you 4chan.

>>15225888
i was trying to get out after day one but the sexy doctor's assistant said i had a bad infection and i wanted to hang around to see more of her. plus sexy asian nurses.

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>>15224525
This thread is australian so this will be ok

>>15225899
did they give you a gobbie?

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>>15225900
oh hey haha good le meme friendo xD haha

>>15225899
i went to my gp's office last year and i had to see a female gp. i was there since my groin area hurt and she needed to see everything. she ended up messing around with my dick which got hard and she didnt stop for a while.
who knows if there was a reason or she was just having fun but it felt great.

consider suicide

>>15225899
Tony?

>>15225893
Tell me about it, I work at a hospital. Food is so shit

>>15225921
Robert?

>>15225927
DA
VE
?

>>15225899
Why are nurses so good looking?, the medical profession just attracts the babes

But, they are probably goodie straight edge uni grads

>>15225923
why is the food so shit?
is it a rule that the food has to be shit?
why can't it taste good?
is it because of shitcunts that can't eat normal food?
if it is fuck them.
cunts.

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>be at airport a few weeks ago
>all the women there and stewardesses are fucking 10/10
>get on the plane and first steward i see is total 11/10
>get to watch her bending over constantly to serve food and drinks
>mfw constantly seeing dat ass

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What does /dat/ think about chiropractors? also cold af

>>15225950
a happy ending massage is better

>>15225963

But highly illegal imo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

What does /dat/ think of this?

>>15225934
To save money

>havent taken new pictures of my shitbox in a long time
geez guys, its getting harder and harder to attention whore these days when im all out of fresh material

>>15225974
>those comments

>>15225963
Why bother. Just go to your local brothel.

>>15225934
As the other anon said, money. They won't hire chefs or cooks so they get ingredients/meals that nobheads at the counter can cook.

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>>15225974

runa aaaa huma aa owa aaaa (cough)
wana raaaa haya aaaa
chorus:
tuma yaaaa nana aaaaaa
homa aaaa ala yaaaa wololooo (cough with mucus)

>>15226009

Expensive $.

>>15225965
Nah it's not

You're just getting a massage, whatever happens during that time happens, you're in no way entering the establishment for any sex etc, just a massage.

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>>15225950
>go to servo 5am the other day
>as I am leaving hear a THWACK THWACK
>old tradie cunt beside me throws his thongs on the ground and gets out to step into them
>flannel shirt, short shorts and fucking thongs
>just above 0c

>>15226042

foreskin is that you?

>>15225801
>>15225705
me again

yeah nah basally nothing that's straight out banned, hence why i was aiming for the celica swap because it's well and truly a legal car in vic. Corolla engine bay's probably way too small but i've read people fitting the longer engines in a Celica

>>15226046
I'm actually circumcised friend

>>15226045

kek, did you compliment him on dank flanno?

>>15226052

falcunt is that you?

>>15226054
I was just in shock, looked like a hard old cunt too, probably best to keep my mouth shut.

>>15225950
Getting your back cracked feels so bloody good.
I used to see a chiro in high school because fucked posture. She was an absolute qt3.14.

>>15226060

Do you think chiropractors are scam though? don't you just have to keep going back again and again? my boss is big fan, smart woman but into chiro. Even takes her dog to one, fucking christ.

>>15226057
no i'm the dickhead harassing the /dat/ threads about engine swaps and celicas

>>15226068

Oh. And you are circumcised why? are you sure you're not foreskinanon?

>>15226071
Because i was mauled by a dog when i was little and my foreskin healed weird so i lost it in 2015 because i got sick of trying steroid creams for years

>>15226076

ahahahah wut, how old are you?

>>15226078
I'm 20 turning 21 in September

>>15226082

Was your cock mangled by a dog? at what age?

>>15226089
Yes

Once at 18 and once at 4

>>15225950
I just ask my girlfriend to give me a massage. 9 times out of 10 she gives me a happy ending too.

>>15226093

Just hand or mouth too?

>>15226091
Use jam instead of peanut butter you fucking degenerate

>>15226093
I just ask my ex girlfriend to give me a massage. 9 times out of 10 she gives me a happy ending too.

1up'd bitch.

>>15226091

What are you doing to dogs that your willy has been bitten twice?

>>15226096
I know that now thanks my dude

>>15226095
Usually hand but mouth if she's really into it that day.

>>15226045
Yeah, I seen you. In ya wooly onesie with an extra jacket, you fucken poofta. It's not even cold yet m8. Fucken harden up ey.

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>>15226104

Question - if you are uncut, how are you always prepped for oral? do you wash before all sexual activity or pull back to wee?

>>15226111
>pull back to wee?
Not doing the foreskin balloon of piss

>>15226111
Fuck I know you're foreskin but whatever I'll answer this shit anyway.

I pull back to piss (who the fuck doesn't?) and I still wash it before and after anyway. I got extremely ill years ago and became germaphobic after so I clean myself all over constantly every day.

>>15226118

But then your knob gets covered in wee, then you can't have oral right away..

>>15226063
>Do you think chiropractors are scam though?
In a way, but it's one that actually does what it says on the tin.

>Don't you just have to keep going back again and again?
That's what they'd like, but you can always say no if you want out.
Eventually, a plateau will be reached - going after that is a waste of time and money, IMO. (Some medfag may prove me wrong)

>>15226122
fags love the smell of stale piss, why else do they always hang out at public toilets

>>15226105
What the fuck is a onesie cunt?

>>15226118
>foreskin balloon of piss
do not do this you will never be able to pee normally again

>>15226144
why

>>15226144
I do it every day, fags love the smell of my cock. And I pee freely too.

>>15226146
>why
cause you will notice how dry your knob feels all the time if you don't do it

>>15226111
>always prepped
You aren't. Nobody wants oral in their smelly work clothes and shit, everyone with a brain washes, circumcised guys too. You guys might think your dinks are clean, but the bacteria is there and the smeg is wiped into your underpants, which you wear all day.
Everyone should wash.

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>>15226154

This year I earned $67,929.56 before tax.

How much did you earn, /dat/?

>>15226168
I unno, 30k at the most, since uni.
Me parents are earning around 300k annually after tax

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>tfw drunken abo chick ambushed me leaving work from hospital, and pleaded with me for a solid 10 minutes about needing a place to stay
>tfw kept directing her to bus stops and charity houses, but she kept going in loops about how she doesnt know where she is and where this and that is
>tfw did a cheeky bugger move and convinced her to ask to stay in the hospital entrance
>mfw cops at the entrance will likely arrest her and I'll be long gone
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H

fuck yeah, got my car fixed today and i can drive again

>>15226168
$168k before deductions and shit

not looking forward to handing over something like 40k of it to those ato jews

>>15226496
>~40k taxes
>168k a year
HAHAHA
You fucking wish

is that thunder or someone taking our their bins?

>>15226635
I did say "before deductions" senpai

tfw won't have a 0% alcohol content by 5PM tomorrow and on my Ps

what do I do lads

>>15226696
You've got eyes cunt, use em.

>>15227631
I don't think you can see thunder...

>>15227700
Lightning causes thunder
Lightning strikes when it's raining
Look outside for lightning or rain

>>15227487
>2016
>still drinking
Pleb

I'm missing the front driver-side fender on my aw11 (some curry-cunt hit me), I've taken it off, can I just drive around without it?

>>15226144
>>15226146
>>15226154
i used to beat off and jizz balloon myself

>recently rebuilt fd rx7 for sale for 15k
And I have to find a new house, fml

>>15229471
Why would you want a car that's going to break after two summers regardless of how much effort you put into it

>>15229660
Because I'm not a retard and know how to change oil

>>15225392
Holy fuck, how much did you pay for the sugar?

>>15229660
They're really not bad on on reliability if you put the effort in. Removing the vacuum lines does wonders.

>>15229429
>jizz balloon myself
i NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS, fucken caps lock.

I wouldn't have the skill the balloon it when I cum, too busy enjoying the moment and pulling spastic faces

>tfw you realise the dickscord is actually just 4 SA anons talking about cocks.

>>15231409
Clean up afterwards isn't worth it. Tissue paper sticking to your dick is annoying.

>>15229429
I do this, really gotta start finishing a different way its annoying as fuck

>>15226357
>not getting your dick sucked or at least a wristy
poor form

>Saving up for a nice 20k import
>Feel like just buying some shitbox jdm car and slamming it and fucking it up jdm style
>know it will just end up costing more and be slow
>know I should keep saving

But i just want me some shitbox with side pipes, turbo, bonnet guages and cams that looks like trash so I don't feel bad flogging it. Such is life

>>15231628
>abbo
thats why mate.

>>15231632
great way to stay an angry virgin mate, just turn down every opportunity aye

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>>15231617
> Live on Burdett St
> Hear gunshots
> Think its some fucked up bombodore backfiring

Also, what the fuck is with the banana?

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>>15231628
>>15231667
>he fucks monkeys

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There is a point where this needs to stop and we have clearly passed it

Where were you when /o/ died?

>>15231690
abos are sub-monkey

>>15231698
/dat/ stopped being good when all the cool posters like jimmy and the other SA cunts stopped posting. i miss those funny bastards and their antics.

>>15231698
At home
Hard drive was click
"no"

>>15231702
Fuck off shill

>>15231730
>shill
how am i a shill if theres literally no monetary gain in what i posted at all?

>>15231732
You are clinically retarded.

>>15231732
>this stooge

>>15231732
a u t i s t i c s u p r e m e

>>15231732
Oy

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>>15231746
>>15231747
>>15231751
>>15231753
is right, i am really jimmy
i sure shilled you good goys

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>valiant hasnt come back form the trans shop
its been there since tuesday last week, should i call them up?

>>15231830
Shit yes you should.

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stupid /dat/
Be more funny

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>>15231882

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>>15231890

>>15231882
No

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>>15231882

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was gonna make a new thread but these are pretty aus specific

>hilzeez/shocker/dilligaf/'nissan recovery vehicle' stickers
>aftermarket custom letter badges (I can tell that fucking font from a mile away)
>vinyl forum decals in cursive script
>bogan fuckwits that chip their triton/hilux/navara to roll coal
>painters/mowing tradies that literally toss all of their sharp and wheeled tools into the back of a ute/truck/trailer without securing anything whatsoever

Especially the rolling coal one, fucking congrats cunt. You took your 1800 kg ute from 120 to 135 kw except now it sounds like a thongaphone and literally gives everyone cancer. Tradie utes are the fast n furious ricer civics for the new generation.

>>15231999
>thongaphone
heheh, also, Busso/Bunno faggot?

>>15232022
perthboi

sorry to hear you're from bunbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md2FLxNEboQ

/dat/ theme song

Im legit thinking about ricing my shitbox, chromies and everything
How bad of an idea is it?

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>>15231628
>>15231667
I'm a functional human being, don't need to lower my standards. Don't forget /o/ is normie territory, you're in our house.
>>15231632
>>15231690
These guys have common sense.

As an update guys, the cops up the front of the hospital turned on their sirens a few minutes after I got away, hue hue hue.

>>15232207
Depends on how much money you want to sink into it.

If you like the look and you're not endangering others with retarded camber then power to you.

>>15232385
Mah-mah-maaate

>>15232385
fucken mint

been eyeing dual-cab utes lately instead of 4x4 wagons because cunts want stupid money for clapped-out old wagons

>>15232385
Are those fucking flip flops being used as mudflaps

Finally flip flops are useful

>>15232908
>flip flops

>>15232908
>flip flops
>seppo confirmed

>>15232908
You need a thongin', ya dumb cunt.

whats the point of talking/wanting to have a fast car if cunts are gonna steal it?

you saw what happened in the last thread with the GTRs

Faggot thread.

>>15234494
Ethnics are (once again) the problem here.

We need to round up all the lebs, goatfuckers, and coons in the country and dump the lot in Melbourne. They can have their multicultural paradise and the rest of the country is fixed overnight.

Girls keep smiling at me what the fuck do I do?

>>15234785
That's the only reason I'm scared of the trump nomination, they'll come here instead of stateside

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Finally after over a month!

Wheels look better than I expected.
Had to go on a fucking duckhunt to get the FPV centre pieces back though.

>>15235300
How long until you slide into another pole?

>>15235671
approx. 20 mins

How much do employers care about a cover letter? Will I get any bonus points for filling in their store name or just leave it as 'I wish to apply for positions at your store'

>>15235908
Depends on the job, if they don't ask and you give one you will come off better

>>15235908
No idea. I didn't even give them a resume for my current job that I have been doing for 8 years.

>its not what you know, its who you know.

>>15234785
i'm the guy who almost got towed in QLD, it was a white bogan cunt trying to jack my shit.

Fucking bogans are just as bad.

>>15236094
This. Every job expects you to have prior experience in the industry. Using friends and family to get in is the only way.

Luckily I'm not an autist and know how to make connections

>>15235908
read the job description, and make your cover letter address the points contained within the description

if it puts you above the other applications being considered, that's good

>>15235300
germanbro

do you still play racing vidya in australia?

Speaking of jobs, I've got a trial starting next week

>>15235300
So race me, when I get new tyres, when?

>>15233501
yellowMC22anon must have let him fuck his ass

>>15235300
Why you got SES plates?

>playing My Summer Car
>gets back home from the drag strip
>doesn't start back up
>re open the game
>car starts
>some odd sounds
>jimmy.jpeg
>piston 2 and main bearing 3 on the ground
it was fun while it lasted

>>15236908
They felt bad for him after he lost a skid in a falcon so they gave them to cheer him up

>>15236943
Fucking MSC, it was great building it up to the point of trying to tune the carby but I just can't get past the bugs and glitchiness

>>15235119
Cum

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>>15226168
24k salary, maybe another 13k for centrelink?

My rents dirt cheap and for everything /o/-related I refer to bank of dad, so it's bretty gud.

>>15236115

i think bogans are irish

did you know irish people are subhuman, which is why england gassed them 160 years ago?

>>15237080
The Irish are literally potatoes

>>15236115
Bogans are almost niggers. If you ask me it's proof that negrosity is contagious.

>>15237123
Is it possible to be a bogan but not be feral?
, because I think thats what I am

>>15237123
>>15237128
Some bogans are top lads.

Others may as well be abodigines.

>>15235300
Are you gonna buy a dash cam so we can see the carnage unfold in glorious 60fps?

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>Old hs friend messages me out of the blue
>Hope its him inviting me to a party or something
>"Dude, can you buy me some weed"
I dont know why I get my hopes up anymore.

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>>15237444

>>15237445
Pretty much. Copious amounts of alcohol should 'fix' the working bits to even it out.

>>15237445
you dress like a faggot

>>15237458
>Notices the clothes first
>Calls others a faggot

It's safe to come out m8, homos don't get bashed as much any more these days.

Also
>imblying I took this picture

>>15237463
>being on 4chan


We already know m8.

>>15237444
trips confirm this feel

most people that get in touch with me nowadays just end up wanting a lift

>>15237444
I wouldn't even respond back to that.

Heading to a bike rally tomorrow down in NSW, going to be fucking mad. Camp out, drinking, live music, fake leather tits out all day.

>>15237536
Alpine Rally or throttle roll?

>>15237543

Rallyman

Celica retard here again

I found a reasonably cheap 3SGE BEAMS motor should i go for it?

>>15237549
Fak. Was thinking of going but no time now
Friend of mine is going. Should be mint

>>15237556

DOOOO ITTTT

Have two bottles of rum ready to go

>>15237549
Thought about it. But Winternats and Cooly Rocks is on.

>>15237572

>Winternats

This has been most of my mates excuses, skids happen every day. Rallyman is once a year.

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called the transmission shop

turns out they were sending out the torque converter to get cleaned and ill get it back tuesday next week. Jesus i hope this is all covered by warranty, they should've fixed the whining the first time around, now they've had my car for a fortnight, and when they fixed it the first time around they had it again for a fortnight before i got it back

never going to that trans shop agan, they fucked up the repair the first time by using a high pressure oil pump instead of a regular one, why they didn't use a regular one in the first place confuses and annoys me

>>15226121
I-I don't
It sprays everywhere when I do

>>15237741
>he cant even aim a hose
how

I have 3.5K to drop on another car after my much loved AU3 was wrecked by an international student using a mobile phone while driving. Got my eye on a few VW Golf's in the 1998 - 2004 range. Any major problems with them I should be aware of? Turned up to one inspection in Sunnybank and of course it was a fucking Pajeet trying to pass off a wreck as immaculate. Engine mounts shot, rear quarter panel trashed, wrong coolant in reservoir, missing etc.

>home alone
>have to take a piss
>put the seat up
>try to get it into the bowl from as far away as possible
>sometimes almost make it out the door

I can't be the only one who does this

>>15237810
one second away you fucked up my dude


also all the time

>>15237798
Yes, the problem there is that it's a VW Golf from 1998-2004

>>15237810
>I can't be the only one who does this
Not any more!

>>15237810
did this in 4th grade in the school urinal
got about 2 meters

>>15237915
Back in primary school out toilets had a hole a small hole in the window above the urinal, we would all take turns trying to power piss through the small hole

good times...

>>15237958
Drunk typing never again

>>15237958
>no one ever uses the toilets to shit because people always piss on them
>friend shows me technique he developed to shit without sitting down
>i try it later
>end up shitting all over the seat

>>15237967
>shitting in a public toilet
Nasty

>>15237967
In the same guy, in our toilets the last one was always locked, we were all curious why it was locked so we jumped over the door

Turns out the toilet was absolutely filled to the brim with shit and toilet paper, I don't know if the janitor was too lazy to clean it but it remained locked and full of shit for the whole time I was at that school

>>15237958
JBDHS?

>>15237990
Wot?

>>15237989
thats fucking rank

>>15237990
Nah, WPS

>tfw got a pimple in my coke nose
Night ruined. Saved some money at least

>>15237998
Yeah it was fucking disgusting, not even lying it was overflowed with shit and water

It was just known as "that toilet"

>>15237798
holden astra convertible

Has anyone owned or driven an AE111? They're cheap, 20V 4AGE and P plate legal so I'm looking at them.

>>15238044
>4AGE
This has been bugging me. How do you say this? Is it just 4A or do you add the ge?

Who here posted that M83 song while complaining about your life falling apart around it? Love ya cunt its a good song to fall into the pit of despair with

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>>15237584

This doesn't happen all the time m8.

>>15238056
4A-GE is the one that he was referring to.
4A is the engine family.
G is twin cam, performance spec valve angle.
F is the twin can economy spec valve angle
E is electronic injection.
C is carb.
Z is supercharge
T is turbo

Since there's a bunch of different 4A derivatives you should use the correct name.
For example everyone knows the 4A-C is a turd, 4A-FE is also a turd, whereas 4A-GZE is mint.

>>15238066
Such a mouthful. Might as well just start calling it 'that one good 1.6L toyota'

>>15238078
just call it four age i'm sure they'll know what you're talking about

>>15235671
don't know
i'll make sure to die next time though.
>>15235872
sorry bro still alive
>>15236493
yeah man. but my console's are back in germany though
what you been thinking
>>15236702
you're on fgt
1v1 loser pays for beers
>tfw new tyres so i actually have grip now
>>15236908
previous owner was volunteer, couldn't get the plates off in time so he transferred them to me
>>15237418
i actually have a sony camcorder mounted between the front seats when i go out for a drive

>>15238144
I want to find some fellow ausbros to play cornetto corsa and rfactor 2 with

Why the fuck is every train service to move a car West/East cost a billion dollars

How does an unemployed uni student get a car loan? Just get parents to be guarantors?

>>15238663
Get a job, save up during holidays, buy a car, quit job
Car loans are retarded without an actual source of income. Student allowance covers the barest minimum standard of living. Do not get a loan.

>>15238730
Double degree and on a disability study plan so i can't work until break, only looking at a 3 grand loan. I get $240 a fortnight from Centrelink

>>15238864
>Fuel
>Rego
>Insurance
>Servicing
>Loan repayment
>Food
>Spending money
That's assuming you don't pay rent or utilities. It's not feasible anon. You either have to get your parents to buy it or you hold off until you can save up your own money.

If you're anything like me or a bagillion other students you'll end up going part-time for the double degree to preserve gpa. It's fucking bullshit doing unrelated majors simultaneously.

>>15238915
Sounds like you need to start sucking dicks

>>15240816
But I dont want to be Jimmy :(

>sister comes home
>Starts ringing doorbell and smashing on the door
>Decide to teach her a lesson about remembering her keys and pretend to be out
>Its now been half an hour
I think she may win this autism battle

>>15241353
d e v i l i s h

but seriously
>not knowing how to break into your own house

your sister is a pleb

>>15241353
>not having a house key
>not having a spare key hidden somewhere

>>15241369
>>15241377
Shes a shitcunt. What do you expect

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>>15241412
>get home
>realise I left my keys sitting on desk
>nobody home
>decide to rectify situation
>find out that rear sliding door is only locked with the deadbolt at the top of the door
>can open door diagonally to get around an inch of clearance
>pull shoelace out, tie a makeshift noose knot
>guide loop onto deadbolt with twig I shaped to reach said bolt
>pull shoelace tight once loop reaches over deadbolt
>mfw this actually fucking worked

>>15241437
how do you think we break in to like 90% of lockouts lol

>>15241454
(car lockouts)

>>15241458
You a fukin crim or somethin m9?

>>15241464
One better, the owners pay us to break in to stuff

>>15241475
Do you pinch their poo change from the cup holders?

>>15238144
well i'd better stop doing skids, cose im pretty sure i'm gonna break my drive shaft again soon

>lock keys in car
>only set i had
>well the passenger door handle doesnt work anyway time to mutiliate this thing
>rip that shit off and move the latch rods with my hand
>get keys
>cover hole in door with electrical tape and a piece of plastic from a coke bottle
haven't been robbed yet

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>given the chance to buy a 65 Impala RHD
I hope its not rusty and is under 5k, i have no room or money for another car. All he can tell me is 'impala, driveable' and this is coming from a family members friend

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Who was the last person to see you naked, /dat/?

>>15241545
You guys likely

>>15241545
mom

n-no wincest

>>15241545
The girl I lost my v card to, as far as I know

>>15241551
You show us your penis/anus?

>>15241554
Couple of times. Dont you remember the pinga pouch?

>>15241556
No but I kind of want to see what that would look like

>>15241585

oh.. oh my..

>>15241585
Just one? What kind of pouch is that?

>>15241585

Your knob is technically a mucus membrane m8, it will be absorbing that shit.

>>15241607
Shieet we gettin fucked up tonight

>>15241585
>>15241630

Can you show full groinal area frontal shot? removing clothing obv, just your willy & sack and such, don't need to show face obv.

>>15241636
>>15241630
I ain't him, watching a man stuff pills in his foreskin is funny but that is just gay bro

>>15241654

Do you yourself have a foreskin?

>>15241698

How big are you when your willy is fully hard?

>>15241722
6 inches, I am the average

>>15241750

Noice. Choice etc.

I would like to suck you off today if possible.

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SYDNEY DRIVE DAY MASTER LIST

Date: June 19th
Where/What: RNP to Mt Kiera to Mac Pass
Meet: 8am at Loftus Oval

Date: June 26th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 3rd
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 10th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: July 16th
Where/What: Old Pac to Central Coast, eat burgers
Meet: 10am at Hornsby Station

Date: August 7th
Where/What: Putty Road to Singleton
Meet: 8am at Windsor

>>15241791
May not have un-fucked R32 enough to make the one on the 19th
Will attempt

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http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Ford-Performance-Vehicles-F6-2012/OAG-AD-12520528/?Cr=7

Should I buy it? test drive was gud, I liked it, have the money to buy it. Should I pull the trigger?

>>15241854
if you like it then why not

>>15241927

/dat/ made fun of me when I bought my N/A XR6

>>15241854
those marks on the bumper and shit though, suss it out to make sure some dumb cunt hasn't hit gutters and shit
>>15241931
fuck /dat/

>>15241936
those marks on the bumper are common as shit, the fronts are low enough to scrape some harsh speed bumps and parking kerbs etc.

>>15241854
if you want it, you want it.
beware those centre consoles tho, they can fail randomly, had one go on me in a rental, then magically fixed itself

>overtaking cunts in 86/BRZ Godmachines on the freeway in a souped up grocery getter with the sole intention of making them wish their car was faster

I'm doing God's work here.

>>15242013

How expensive to replace it famalam?

>>15242031
depends on whether you buy a 'ford' bar of third party knock off. how much your local will pay to paint it, how good they wanna do it.

i ordered 3rd party, was like 700 and paint at my local was like 6 or 7 hunge

>>15242052

Dang

How much do you weigh, m8?

>>15242059
more than . . . .you can afford. . . . .pal?

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>>15241818
Mokes not available?
Or too cold for Mokes?

>>15242066

Kek, just asking.

Are you over a hunge?

>>15242078
Yeah that whole weight is in the coin purse alone

>>15242084

fugg xDD

My name is Foreskinanon and I'm here to help.

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Is a blobeye WRX a good choice for a first non-loaner car?
How much should I expect to pay for one, and how long will it take before I wrap myself around a tree?

>>15242096

$3k and 5 months.

>>15242096
WAGON
A
G
O
N

>>15242118
I get that a wagon's more practical, but I honestly prefer the look of the sedans.

>>15242106
plus the premium that habib throws on top