Ask an 80s Ferrari owner anything

how long do they let you hold the valet keys before you'll get written up?

Is there any intrinsic meaning or value in life?

>>15236114
Those look like ATV keys

>>15236114
Why take pictures of keys rather than the car? Can't get into daddy's garage?

>>15236120
Nobody valets a non-T Mondial, it would break down before it left the parking lot anyway

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>>15236114
Do you just leave it on tow truck all the time?

>>15236114
Bread on hood.

>>15236114
how is babby formed?

>>15236114
how much coke do you do?

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How many ferrari branded goods do you own?

>>15236114
exactly how many quarts of oil do you burn in a 15 minute drive?

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Hows the wife doing?

>>15237608
>italian
>hates ferraris
is this a common thing?

Post a picture of a loaf of bread on the hood of said Ferrari or we're done here.

What do you do for a living?

>>15237788
No, and I think she just wants him to get a car that doesn't consume his life. I mean you have to stop and fix it every few feet it takes a while to get anywhere.

>>15236114
>Ask an 80s Ferrari owner anything
>anything
Bread on hood. That pic you posted proves nothing.

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>>15236114
As a ferrari service tech, those are not ferrari keys nore is that "ferrari" key tag official ferrari product. Those look more like the keys to my kids bike lock on his bmx

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>>15238105
Im going to suggest you arent a ferrari service tech because those are 100% old ferrari keys.

Source - check my key wall bitches

>>15238129
You are literally a valet dude
/thread

>>15238136
Independent of me being a valet or not (Or not actually I work in a dealership)

I can confirm the keys are old Ferrari keys, which was the point of the post.

>>15238147
Are those keys as shitty as the presumably plastic folding(?) mechanism makes them look?

Seriously wtf is the point of that joint?

>>15238105
You're a Ferrari tech that's never worked on a 328, Mondial, or Testarossa? Hmmm

>>15238147
No the point of the post was ask a "80's ferrari owner anything!" And we all got our answer that your clearly not

>>15236114
>Ask a dealership employee anything

fixed that for you

>>15238129
>other's
kek

>>15238277
Ignore him, just a shit poster with a pic from google (that a old pic of a google guy doing a ama or w.e on some forum )

>ctrl+f
>"what's the retail on one of those"
>no results

Disappointing, /o/

>>15238380
more than you can afford, pal

>>15238508
It's just simply too late

>>15236114
Post of video of how it sounds

>>15236114
>no house key

I doubt that's your ferrari

>>15238636
>putting your house keys with your car keys and car-related fobs and keyrings
Utter pleb

>>15238380
The joke only works on the F355, I feel.

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>>15237846
>Post a picture of a loaf of bread on the hood of said Ferrari or we're done here.

She's wearing LOAFers and they're on the hood.

>>15238508
Supra.

>>15236114
Do you suck dicks

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>>15236114
Ever considered racing a GMC Syclone?