>TFW I do 60 on the interstate and I stay in the left lane

>TFW I drive a v8 so passing shitboxes is effortless

>>15226323
>TFW i drive a turbo rotary so passing v8s is effortless

>>15226647
>TFW I drive a not dorito engine so maintenance is effortless

>>15226653
>tfw I am a rotary mechanic with a lifetime of apex seals

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>>15226294
>tfw I read this and instantly know OP is a fag who can't drive for shit

>>15226669
no, you're just a NEET loser who can only speak in memes

>>15226653
>TFW i drive a rotary and maintenance is really effortless.

>>15226323
>>15226647
>>15226653
>>15226669
>>15226685
>>15226695
>TFW I drive a turbo dohc 5 cyl so you can all suck my nodger while I effortlessly pass everyone else after I perform all my maintenance with zero effort and my engine noise makes you orgasm

>>15226712
>TFW I don't own a car, so I have to walk everywhere

>>15226726
>TFW i own a kia which is the same as not owning a car

>>15226294
>TFW I'm a Hyundai mechanic making 200k a year with a 12 inch dick.

>>15226742
>Tfw i have an average dick and my VTEC kicks in..

>>15226712
5 cylinder is cuck

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>tfw I ride the bus past all the wagecucks paying for gas :^)

>>15226653

you clearly don't do you own maintenance you fucking retard

rotary maintenance is much easier than piston engine, you just have to do it more often.

>>15226294
>tfw haven't seen that movie

>>15228080
Fucking your mom is easier than getting a gf but I have to do it more often.

>>15226647
funniest joke I've heard in a while

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>>15226294
WITNESSED

>>15228113
You should, it's unironically good.

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>>15226294
>tfw i pass you on the right even though its technically illegal

ILL PASS YOU ON THE SHOLDER GOING SO FAST DUDE

THAT LAST THING YOUR GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT WHEN I WIZ BY YOU AT 100+ IS WILL MY SHITBOX GET CHEWED UP BY THE SEMI TRUCK TO MY RIGHT WHEN HIS WAKE TAKES ME

>tfw I drive a V6 Acura TL?

>>15228638
I dont know do you?

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>>15226294
>tfw what youre doing is illegal

>>15226294
No matter how many times I honk at you guys as I pass you types you also give the stupidest fucking looks like you did nothing wrong holy fuck.

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>>15228919
>speed limit is 65
>go exactly 65 on the farthest left lane

Wow, why is everyone so angry? I'm going the speed limit. :^)

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>>15230235
Yes, but you're being an asshole by doing so, and in some states -- as I understand it -- you're also breaking the law. It's obstructing the flow of traffic and is seen generally as a douchebag move for that reason.

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>>15226712
*thumbs up*