You know why I pulled you over?

>>15223861
Because you followed me out the door when we were both leaving your moms house.

>>15223861
Am I being detained?

>I chose to pullover but thanks

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>"the smoke isn't from my car officer"
>rip a maaaaad vape cloud

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I dont know, because i am a free inhabitant and therefore not under any jurisdiction or regulated by federal laws.

>>15223861
Oh hey [insert sheriff deputies name]. You need something?
"So and so was asking about you and I saw you driving by so I figured I'd stop you and talk to you"
Oh no problem but I'm kinda busy right now, can I swing by your place later?
"Sure thing"
Alright bud you take it easy


Such is life in a small town

>>15223861
Can you prove I was driving?!

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>[Uses hand signals to tell the officer I'm mute]

>>15223908
sovereign citizens pls go

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>>15223861

>>15223861
because you made C's in highschool.

>>15223861
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5 over

>ITT: Things /o/ would/could never say

>>15223921
Except maybe this

Of the 5 times, 4 times I've been pulled over:
"Hah I may have been going a little quick"
"Yes, I got you going [x], where you headed to in such a hurry?"
"Just a little late for class, had to work late"
>give ID
>Gets back
"Alright son, make sure you keep this thing under 70 and be safe" or something of that nature.

Admit it, it's always speeding.

>>15225004
I wish my first ticket went this well
>get pulled over
>officer approaches, gets my license, etc
>comes back 15 minutes with the ticket and goes over why I have to sign it
>leaves
Jokes on him, I beat it in court

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>>15223861
Because I work for dunkndonuts?

Because you peaked in high school and have been heading downhill ever since.

>>15225211
Buses don't usually get pulled over

>>15225226
>jobless
>carless
>only namefag to ever be permanently banned for shitposting
At least the other nocar faggots here have some automotive knowledge. But then again, their dads were around to help teach them.

>>15225249
>nigger
That is all.

>>15225277
>I've been here since September
>haha summer lol I posted it again
Have fun being in denial nocar nigger.

>I'm 21
>owned a C4 vette and V8 GXP
>vette was red and GXP had stripes
>never been pulled over
>live in the city

What am I doing right?

>>15225226
Damn this guy is seriously aesthetic

>>15225291
>nigger literally on summer break
>thinking it means anything to people with jobs
Your ignorance is astounding. Even with all of the support programs available for you people, you still choose to be worthless. Bye nigger, going to cane your mom again.

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To compliment my sweet ride?

>>15225226
joes pizza......looks good

>>15225326
Rage quit? Are you 12 playing video games? At least come up with something new. All your tiny brain can do is call someone assmad and post children's cartoons.

>>15225336
Lol kill yourself racist
When hilldog becomes pres you'll be send to the reeducation camps

>>15225344
Enjoy your welfare while it lasts and keep pretending you're something you're not.

>>15225348
Found the butthurt nigger.
>you'll be send

>>15225355
>you
>winning at anything
>ever
>thinking there's just one person that strings you along

>>15225359
Found the underage racist
Go back to /b/, edgelord

>>15225363
>so upset you can't even reply to the right person

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>>15225363
Who's dancin' now faggot! Who's dancin' now!

>>15225367
>telling someone to kill themselves isn't edgy
You first, dumbass.

>>15225375
You're a big guy, someone loves you.

>2016
>Not filtering Mexican Killer and Broisfine

>>15225226
CHAD eats PIZZA in bed, while you spend all day at the GYM chugging PROTEIN SHAKES.

>>15223861
You wanted to complement me on my driving?

ITT: autism

>>15223861
Because I'm a CIS white male and you're a transgender transspecies SJW liberal?

Because I'm black?

>>15223861
>You know why I pulled you over?

Jesus Christ I fucking hate this retarded question cops ask.

"WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT PULLED ME OVER YOU FUCKING AUTIST!"

>>15223861
Sir, if you don't know why you pulled me over, you really shouldn't be a cop.

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Because you spotted these sir.

>>15228246
"There was a corner ahead and didn't want to risk it"

>>15228296
Damn, i could really go for some donuts.

>>15225211
>tfw no gymbro to give massages to

>>15227397
Oh dear, I forget why I did things all the time too, it's ok son, just relax, it will come back to you.

>>15228294
lel I did some laffing chum

>>15228423
>FCA
>breaking
Sounds about right.

>>15228298
Funny....my Hellcat brakes and turns on a dime. Nice try though

>>15228437
Yeah, forza gets pretty crazy.
>deleted his post
2nd time is a charm eh?

>>15228452
Mad cause no Hellcat? Prolly a Camaro or Mustang Fag....I'm still bathing in all their tears because they can't touch the Kitties. I eat them for breakfast. The only thing other cars see are my taillights.

>>15223861
I dont know im not a fucking mind reader, but please elaborate as to why you are wasting my time

>>15228503
>doesn't know the difference between break and brake
I-i have a hellcat I swear! Fuck off kid.

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>>15228535
Autocorrect on phone..Mad cause no Hellcat...God I can see that butthurt growing. Got a little sand in your vagina too?

>>15228562
Daddy let you take a picture of his car? Go do your summer reading faggot.

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>>15228562
>Chrylser

>>15228562
Autocorrect is for misspelled words dumbass. Quit pretending you aren't retarded.

>>15228582
I golden shower all over your face so hard and then drive my Hellcat

>>15225290

Skin color