LAND BARGES AHOY

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99 grand marquis LS owner here reporting in

>>15216885
Ls430 if you want a fancier car than a Panther.

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>>15216885
1UZ-FE is life.

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>>15216885
Or VIP it up.

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>>15216885
W-body if you want something better than an panther, but fwd.

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>tfw no mercury marauder

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>>15216885

>>15217320
Just bought a '98, what should i look out for?

>>15217362
Spark plugs exploding and intake coolant crossover leakage

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that's one hell of a barge in my euroshit country

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>>15216885

>>15217382
And fuck this stupid phone for taking upside down pictures

>>15217362
i haven't really had anything break on it, it's only had an electrical glitch with the EATC, which was fixed with a reset. only thing's i've had to do to mine are maintenance related.
only things to look out for are catalytic converters and coils

>>15217357
i want one so fucking bad

>>15217382
>Euroshit country
>Australia
pick one.

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>>15217355
>implying any impala is better than a panther

>>15217351
I liked the idea until I saw this picture, guy in the car ruined a good car pic

OP hath summoned the LS fags

>>15217343

If this doesn't make you cum leave /o/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cuTuQ5N6gLE

>>15217362
Niggers

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>>15217432
>faster
>better handling
>IRS
>same platform as Pontiac Grand Prix so lots of aftermarket support
>just as comfy and reliable
>glorious 3800 V6
The only weak spot is the transmission... and noise cuz the 3800's always sound like shit.

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>>15217451
>just as comfy
>just as reliable
>better handling
>implying speed matters in a land barge
>implying an impala is even a land barge

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>>15217451
Have fun changing the rear spark plugs

Honda accords are getting heavier and more luxurious.

>>15217504
lol

>>15217493

Not has hard as some people make it out to be.

>>15216885
Love bench seat cars

>60 degree V6

Guess what gasket will fail and cost 4 figures or several days to fix

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>>15217320
Honestly, best generation right there.

The final generation just wasn't as good.

>>15217472
>implying an impala is even a land barge
It was classified as a full size car.

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>>15217355
as someone who has driven both of these, you are completely wrong.

>>15217593
same
i had the opportunity to buy both, i went with the marquis for a reason.

>>15217552
the newer ones just look so boring, and the power delivery isn't as smooth either.

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>>15217442
that's... that's JUST a cutout?!?!?!?!

>>15217381
u wot

>>15217355
Panthers are arguably pretty shitty, but man W bodys really suck.

>>15217442

Why are people even bothering with discussing the grandma police car when this exists

>>15217737
because you can buy the grandma police car for roughly the cost of an iphone.

>>15217767
Panthers and LS400s are in the same price range

>>15217798
What's the average LS400 go for?

>>15217824

Between 2 and 4 thousand for 1st and 2nd gen

>>15217836
Yeah that's twice what a decent CV or MGM will cost you lol, plus parts for these cars are stupid cheap (as in i can buy an entire engine for this car for about 250 bucks)

>>15217653
delete last two mufflers on a sc400 and it sounds even better than that. Very smooth idle sound and it has a subtle scream (hard to describe) at high rpms.

>>15217846

>this busrider thinks you can buy cars for 1000 that aren't rust buckets that need thousands of dollars worth of work

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>>15217878
That's exactly what I did. My car is fine. I bought this MGM for 1800, no issues whatsoever.
Granted, that's a good bit more than 1000, but this thing is in excellent shape and has every available option for the year.

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>>15217900

Cool

My LS cost 2 grand

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Gonna just slide my 1998 Buick Century Limited Landbarge

>>15217956
Oh and I got it for 300

>>15217956
are you black

>>15217956
Nice W-body.

>>15217968
>W-body
>nice
pick one.

>>15217946
$2k for a UCF20? Good job.

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>>15217978
I'll pick both.

>>15217984
nice = being able to burnouts?

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>>15217878
I paid $500 for my 56k mile 92 Vic.
$500 for my cream puff 55k mile Tudor
$500 for a nice southern 88 p72
$900 for a 91 wagon
$1000 for another 91 wagon
$1900 for a cream puff 89 towncar

Panthers are literally worthless.

Do E39s count as landbarges?
http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/5581258994.html

Really tempted to go take a look at it.

>>15218015
>completely ignores the timeslip on the right side of the picture.

>>15217984
work on your reaction time, thats a fucking solid 11 second car.

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>>15217355
ma nigga

>>15217493
>>15217518
easy. undo an engine mount, ratchet strap the motor around the front to the frame underneath. engine rolls forward. no effort at all.

>>15217451
>v6
Say no more, cuck

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>>15217351
Meth injection... Wigger mobile there.

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On the left is a large size sedan designed in the late 70's. On the right is a modern mid size sedan.

>>15218572

>any Japanese car
>nigger/digger mobile

Lol u tried

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I owned this car for a few years. I really loved it, but somebody just destroyed it with their F-350 a few years ago.
Pretty sad, I put a lot of money in those switches.
Was a great car, even if it took a while to get the pumps just right.

>>15218625
There's a spic that shitposts about GS400's all the time.

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POST VIPs

>>15218666

Someone post the picture of gsgoy, he's not a spic

>>15218686
He's californian

>>15218689

So am I? Here comes the fly over bringing up his jealousy in a irrelevant manner.

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>>15218612
Did you buy a Fusion m8?

>>15217956
>tfw 99 LeSabre
not quite a land barge but not small either
m...mid size fo lyf...

>>15218030
Why the FUCK are Panther platform cars so expensive where I live? I have never seen one go for less than two grand, period, regardless of year or CV/GM/TC/p71.

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>>15218701
No why would I do that? Fusion is a coworker's car

>>15218708
They've gotten a little bit popular when they where discontinued. Now that the police/fleet surplus is drying up prices only will increase, though I wouldn't consider it an investment.

>>15218756
Been a while since I've been on /o/. Didn't know if you were still rocking the over 9000 hours idle hour CVPI.

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>>15218800
Still got it, approaching 8700 idle hours. I have for the most part abandoned any desire to mod it and get something else later down the road but we will see. Going to be my DD for a couple months still.

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95 Roadmaster reporting in.

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Bump

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Here's my 89 MGM GS

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>>15217320
'98 here, gotta love those cushy la-z-boy seats

>>15218073
>11 year old time slip
You expect me to believe your redneck shitbox still runs those times today?

>>15216885
1990's Lincoln Town car. RWD, Bench seat, comfy.

Beware the electrical issues.

>>15217381
That explains the flashing engine light and loss of power at high speeds

>>15217956
>calling this a landbarge
Fuck right off
>Yeah bruh my Sebring is a landbarge too

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Is this considered a land barge ya'll?

>>15218071
The E38 is an amazing vehicle but they're a bitch and a half to maintain.

>>15221825
I love the LS but this is one fucking disgusting example of it.

>>15221572
>Grand Marquis: 1 Landau top/four wheels
>Nissan GT-R: 0 Landau tops/four wheels

>>15218030
where do you live? looks comfy.

>>15222166
these are excellent cars. that will run forever. so if you decide to ruin these -- fuck you.

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4000lbs of Nipper fury reporting

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Old mercs are the best mercs.

>>15222160
Your mom's a fucking landbarge

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>>15217358

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>>15218830
Whacha gonna buy?

>>15221419
Take an actually pic of the car already, not that old CL ad.

>>15222940
WNY, it is

Have some sleeping Town Car

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>>15224157
>western NY
>comfy

>drive to town to get milk and eggs
>potholes go BUDUDUBUMBUUBUBVMBPUMP
>stop at store
>black people sent upstate from NYC's radios go BUDUDUBUMBUUBUBVMBPUMP
>it starts snowing
>staties don't come out until there's a foot of snow on the ground and then adds another foot of salt
>my shitbox goes BUDUDUBUMBUUBUBVMBPUMP as the strut towers explode and the rear quarter panels disintegrate into piles of steel filings
>IC student in a Volvo drives by and throws his microbrewery beer at me

AT LEAST THE TREES ARE NICE, WHEN THEY DON'T SMELL LIKE PISS

>>15224182
Out of all of those it's only the black people that really bother me.

And the salt.

>>15217362
balljoints

Just upgraded from a 23 year old Mitsubishi shitbox to an '03 MGM today. Feels great.

>>15224643
Hopefully the axles have been replaced.

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>>15222920
>he remembered

>>15224817
I still have it saved somewhere because it's fucking hilarious.