Will having a nice car permit you to do this chit in the picture?

>someone does something im too beta to do
>get visibly shaken and upset
its a doggy dog world op

unless you want your door panels dinged by dumbasses in the other parking spots, it makes sense to park in the middle like that. Why the back end is so far out I have no idea

>>15203571
I would key their car or spit on the windshield

>>15203596
>doggy dog world
Dog
Eat
Dog.

Fucktard or bait, I'm not sure. But you should be fed through a woodchipper and used as fertiliser either way.

>>15204126
Newfag

>inb4 merely pretending

>>15204134
i was only pretending to be retarded

>>15203732
You wouldn't do shit and you know it.

>>15204184
Unlike you I'm not a little white fuccboi scared of "getting in trouble"

If you want to get your shit keyed. I would just think he is a dick but other people would definitely fuck with his car.

>>15204192
>Not white
>Committing senseless crimes because somebody mildly annoyed you
Adds up

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>>15204335

Fucking with someone's car ever. No. I'd take a picture and send it to y friends "ahahah look at this fucker" and go about my business. If you ever fuck with someone's car you're a piece of shit

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>>15204477
This. It's even said in Pulp Fiction, nothing is more chicken-shit than fucking with another mans automobile, if you do that, you're automatically eligible for a justified beat-down.

I don't care if someone is how much of an asshole, there's no reason to damage their stuff, especially their vehicle.

>Work hard, buy nice car
>Park normally to avoid some faggot keying your car
>Some raging 5 year old throws his door open and dents the ever living shit out of it
>Soccer mom yells at kid, ignores the damages done to your car by her loin demon like it never happened
OR
>Park like an "asshole" at the back of a lot
>People take pictures to "shame" you
>People key your car and do other damage to it
>All because they wont ever own a car as nice as that and don't understand why you care about scratches and dings

>>15204846
or, how about you do what I do
>drive shitbox that I don't care about the paint job on
>park in a spot as close as possible to where i want to go
>not give a single fuck if someone dents the god damn car

or if I'm driving in my nice car
>accept that there are inconsiderate assholes out there who give no fucks about my car
>park at the back of the lot, away from all other cars
>I could probably use the extra walk anyway

If you really want to keep your car in good condition then actually take steps to protect it. People aren't going to go out of their way to protect YOUR car. YOU need to do that yourself.

>>15204846
and I just fucking missed that one line you wrote.

Why the fuck do you need to park like an asshole at the back of the lot? Park normally, you fucking weirdo

>>15204126
That isn't even bait you newfag. It's been around here forever.
Diamond a dozen and human bean are the other two.
>>15203571
I think it's ok so long as it's at the back end of the parking lot where no one parks anyway. Taking up valuable space closer is kind of a dick move

>>15204896
>>15204846
Are you guys poor? Just buy one of those alarms that can sense anyone within 10 feet of the car, warning them to step away or the alarm will go off

>>15204502
fucking this, if you have a problem with them talk to their face, fucking with someone elses stuff to get back at them is batshit-girlfriend-tier.

>>15204126
hi summer

Am I looking at this wrong or is he taking up handicapped spots too? If so he needs a good tire slitting.

>>15203732
im gonna spit on douche cars now

>>15204126
to play doubles advocate, you really wouldn't do the same because you're too scurred.

>>15203571

Saw a dude in a Mercedes doing this some weeks ago. Turned out he was reserving space for a delivery truck near the entrance.
Anyway, most people with nice cars here just park as far from the entrance as possible, so I don't really see crossparking more than maybe 2-3 times a year.

>>15203571
Either slash their tyres or shut the fuck up

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>>15207172
>drive classic
>always park way down the lot with no cars around
>come out of walmart
>2-3 cars parked next to mine

Just leave me the fuck alone jesus christ.

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Will somebody explain what in the fuck you guys are talking about?

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>>15203571
Sure. But don't be surprised if nobody else appreciates it.

>>15207168
Kek
>>15207178
They wanted to take a look maybe?
>>15207208
I wish I had a truck. I'd drive over curbs and park in snow banks when there is no room.

Nice body on that vw passat

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you don't even have to have a nice car. anyone can park like a nigger.

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No.

Fit in a space like everyone else.

Stop being an inconsiderate dick.

>>15207522
When I drive my Subaru forester I always park in the lines but when I drive my FRS I refuse to. I always take up 2 spots. Why should I let someone kid in his 1999 civic shitbox hit my car? If you drive a nice car, you should be allowed to have 2 spaces

>>15207706
>FRS
>Nice car

Pick one

>>15207710
>I'm too poor to buy a nice car so I'll say nice cats are shit

>>15207712
> sub $30k car
>huuur muh nice currrr!!

>>15207727
So at what price point is a car considered a nice car?

>>15207735
2.5 mil

>>15207706
Enjoy having people damage your car out of spite

>>15207745
They won't do that because most people are too beta to. Plus I'd kick their ass if they ever did. So far no one has touched my car

>>15207706
If nothing stopped you form taking 2 spaces what do you think is stopping some one from just parking next to you anyways?

It's fucking retard logic. IF anything you'll just piss people off enough that they intentionally do shit to your car.

>>15207753
Because tgere will be a car on each side of me but even if there was not, they would park in the lines

>>15203732
I would do it regardless of make/model if some asshole parked like this

>>15207706

>FRS
>nice car

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

>>15203571
>tfw P plates, first car is a pristine MR2 zzw30, people always tell me it looks new, think it's more expensive than it is
>always drive within the lines, give driver side doors enormous amount of space because my car is tiny and has no width
>some fuck in their SUV swings their door open into my car despite all the room
>some fuck in a 4x4 can't figure how to reverse, immediately turns as they go backwards, drags a huge tire mark across the door of my car
>some fucking kid kicks their door open into the rear of my car
>The car was kept absolutely spotless for 16 years, and as soon as I started driving it people started bashing the fuck out of it

>>15207760
You can't tell me it's ugly

>>15207779
It actually is though, the rear looks retarded

>>15204846
People can't really win. Life is a cuck game. You have to fuck people up while avoiding getting fucked the less you can. So far I keyed two of this assholes who park like this, but also I got dents almost monthly because people can't fucking open their door. Thinking on slashing tires next time famalam

There's a 2009 Mustang V6 at the local grocery store that always takes up 4 spots. Definitely someone who works there, it's there every time I've gone to the store.

Should I leave a note? If so, what should it say?

>>15208228

No, just start putting abandoned carts all around it.

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>>15207706
>FRS
>The automotive fedora
>with the power to weight ratio of a 2002 Maxima
>a car worth giving a shit about

>>15204347
Niggers man

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>>15207749
I N T E R N E T T O U G H G U Y

>>15203571
>R8
>Nice car
Choose one

>>15207199
Things poorfags wouldn't understand.

>>15209248
now this is a shitpost

>>15203571
You can do whatever you want, you just have to live with the consequences.

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>>15209362

>>15204126

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

>>15209130
I'm Mexican

>white boys
>literally crying on anime forums about how they can't get laid
Ayyy

>>15207093
Yeah fag like I'm going to wait for am hour for yhe guy to get back to his car so I can kick his ass. Better yet I'll leave my business card on his windshield and pencil him in for a beat down later that week...

No on second thought I'll just key (read:pocket knife) his car or throw a rock at his windscreen.

>>15209465
>doubles advocate

>>15209465
underrated post

I used to get mad about people doing this type of shit and now I do it, because there's too many fucking idiots to deal with. I'll deal with the occasional comment instead of having to fix dents and dings retards inflict on my ride. Last summer this woman open her car door into my car twice, while I was in the car she pretended to not see me and walk away, at that point I said where you going, don't you think your insurance will want to know about this? She wanted to give me $300 and I just laughed, ended up going through insurance anyway

>>15209482
Newfriend detected

>>15209536
>other people drive like retards so it's okay for me to do it
American logic

>>15204477
Thank you mate! There was a time when this would be the standard response to something like OP and everyone else would rightfully agree, like this fine person:
>>15204502

>>15209552
Driving doesn't equal parking you retard. Maybe if you didn't drive a shitbox you would care your car more

>>15209466
Why don't you go back to your own country you 5'2, criminal, ricing lowlife

can't wait till Trump is in office

>>15209629
Maybe if you learned to park between the white lines your doors wouldn't get hit.

>take up two adjacent spots in a busy parking lot because you're a little bitch
>start crying when you get keyed

>>15209647
I'm an American citizen. Why are you so ass blasted? Did a Mexican in a civic smoke your miata on the toe-gay?

>>15209678
Haha I've never been keyed or fucked with for double parking, only people calling me an idiot, while parking near normies my other cars get fucked up. Don't be jealous you don't have anything nice in your life

>>15209476
>t. tantruming girlfriend

>>15204347
>>15209647
Friendly reminder that non-whites are subhuman trash.

>>15209768
Have you started building that wall yet pedro?

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>>15209769
>Don't be jealous you don't have anything nice in your life
My shoe collection is worth more than your shitbox

>>15209787
The walls of your cuckshed? Yeah I'm finished with that m8

>>15209768
Miata? I drive a gt350 you fucking loser

>>15209811
I can't imagine how silly a 5'2 mexican like yourself must look in those Ricks

>>15209811
And yet you don't even have a walk in closet to put your moon boots in.

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>>15210027
I'm 6ft2

>>15210036
>walk in closet
you mean the one you came out of?
ayy lmao

>>15209811
Are you saying your goodwill shoes are worth more? Not everyone drives a neon like you anon

>>15204126
Get on that book report before it's due.

>>15210587
>goodwill shoes
spotted the pleb

>>15210628
When they're displayed on a $5 prefab metal rack, what is he supposed to think? Plus, people that collect shoes keep them clean and usually don't take pictures with a potato from 2004.

>>15207706
low quality bait

>>15210642
how much was I supposed to spend on a shoe rack?

>>15210684
Forgot about the shoe polish and better camera? I guess when they're bought from a tent at a gas station a $5 rack is just fine.

whenever i drive my mom's 911 i park in one space in the back by away from everyone else. 9/10 times i come back to a group of modded shit boxes parked around it.

>>15209122
Cart return man will just take them before the guys shift ends.

>>15211292
I'm a dumb ass.
>>15208264

>>15204846
People don't key because they are jealous it's a nice car they will key because you are acting like your shit doesn't smell and going against the status quo

>>15211292
>IMPLYING
I'm a cart pusher at walmart. We do as little work as possible because none of the managers even know we exist. We're the only ones that work out front too so no one to rat us out. We keep the cart bays inside full, mostly by standing by the door and asking people leaving to return the carts when they're done. $10 dollars an hour for standing around and screwing with customers is pretty cash.

>>15203571
Is that a ticket on the windshield?

>>15204126

for all intensive purposes, you're a diamond dozen anon.

No, in my town there are R8s and gran turismos and MP4s on every street corner, everyone is desensitized and you will get door dinged and ticketed just as fast as the illegally parked cobalt

thousands of chinese billionaires' sons go to school here

>>15211430
fuck off greg

>>15207712
What did nice cats ever do to you?

>>15204126
kek
the ironing

>>15203571
Not necessarily, it's more of a defensive strategy against inconsiderate asshats who view view vehicles for their utility purpose and nothing else. They very commonly associate this view with other people's property. Everyone has that asshole you don't let borrow things because your stuff comes back worse than when it left.


Pro tip: Fucking with someone else's double parked property makes you worse than the asshats who are willing to fuck up someone else's car when parked normally.

If you really need to mess with someone use temporary spray paint on their car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRP30mhqmnQ

>>15209465
>intensive purposes
As soon as I read this I knew I was going to enjoy, but by the time I got to everything but the kids Nsync, I was truly impressed. Thankyou for this post.

>>15207178
That's why I park reallllllllly far. Not even other enthusiasts wanna walk that far.

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>owning a car that's more prone to get fucked with just by existing

>doing shit that will increase your car's chances of being fucked with

>>15209811
>sub-20 year old mexican who thinks he's hot shit because he spends his welfare money on fucking SHOES
>facebook image url

Oh boy.

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>>15209465
>zero taller ants

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>>15209465
> what comes around is all around
I think it's 'what goes around comes around', Ricky.

>>15207749
Even if you weren't just an internet tough guy, 99% of the time you will never see who hit your car

>>15211430
Off topic but do you just ask to be a cart pusher when you apply? Asking for myself because I'm a jobless fuck

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>>15207706
Agreed. Fuck off poorfegs. :^)))

>>15207706
Man wtf I drive an FRS and I don't park like a douche. I park further away than normal, but in the lines, and always hug the curb on an end spot if I can. 2 years, not a scratch that I didn't put on it myself.

>>15207791
Buying a new car and being needlessly attached to material possessions is something only cucks do anyway.

>>15207706
>FRS
you aren't impressing anyone

>>15209811
>actually owns rick owens and raf simons
you fell for the meme lol

>>15204477
Fucking with someone else's car is chickenshit tier.
Only pussies and women do it.

>>15207489
>drive 99 grand cherokee
>its alright but I wouldn't be too sad if it fell apart, other then having to replace it
>goes over whatever and I don't care too much about what it looks like since the previous owner fucked it up

>>15207735
Something that for the same amount could buy a dwelling and isn't a commuter car

>>15207791
>slashing tires
Kill yourself

>>15204335
People will key a nice car if your tires aren't perfectly straight

Poorfags are scum

>>15209476
>not being man enough to pencil a jackass down for a beating
>afraid of losing to a guy (probably girl) that punches better than you park

>>15211352
>people don't key because they're bitter at your success
>people key because they're bitter at your ability to live as something other than a complete and utter sheep who lives in fear of being smitten by the god of social norms
>hallowed be his name, "we just dont do that in this town, boy"

Imagine a world where the average person is alpha enough to park flippantly in empty lots.

>>15203571
Can you repeat the question?

>>15207706
>work parking lot
>there's always someone who does this
>everyone just parks over the lines instead of in between them as a result
>and then there's that one guy that parks in the lines, fucking it all up

>>15204477
>>15204502
>>15218555
>>15207093
The only way to teach a douchebag to not be an asshole is to show them their are consequences.

>>15216205
not him and idk how walmart does it, but home depot/lowes you can just apply for it. you get like $13/hr

>>15218644
So beat their fucking ass don't key their car chicken-shit.

>>15218644
>park like a normal person
>your shit gets fucked up because people are assholes
>park to keep your nice car from getting fucked up
>some Internet tough guy keys your car because it fills him with a sense of righteousness in his miserable life
So the only option is to not have nice things and hate life like everybody else, right?
Fuck you.

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>>15218677
>park like a jackass with an unwarranted sense of self-importance
>get bootyblasted when karma comes your way

>>15218669
>i have time to stand in a parking lot for an unknown amount of time

>>15218677
Park farther away where you can have spaces on either side. This person is in a spot as evidence by the handicap spot next to it. That's a dick move.

>>15218694

Because keying a vehicle or harming it will turn the persons attention to how they parked like an asshole, not that their car was fucked with by some random fuckass for "no fucking reason".


You don't get intuitional perspective apparently, you will yield no progress; he -will- park like an asshole again.

Either be the fucking man if you're bothered by someone elses actions no matter how poor they may be to stand there and wait until they show up to have a word with them, or fight them fgt.


Your $300-upwards of up to $7000 depending on vehicle little fucking stunt you pulled to prove a point can wait to make sure it actually yields progress.

>see someone parked like a jackass
>get bootyblasted enough to harm the fucking object, not the person who put it there

You sure showed it!

>>15218711
See
>>15218720
Anything else would be redundant and pointless considering the direction of your anger or buttpiss. J/s, enjoy getting no where with their actions changing because of you not willing to make sure an adequate point is made.

Just be a destructive shitbag, it's gucci.

>>15207735
what >>15218589 said or what a person with a decent job makes in a year. Around $100k

>>15211476
De anza?

>>15204126
fucking summer

>>15203600
he is in 4 spaces

>>15214550
>IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO

>>15218576
Beaters are fun. No fucks given frees you.
>>15218599
>pencil a jackass down for a beating
What does pencil someone down mean?
>>15218645
That much for pushing carts?! I got ripped off at my old 3rd shift warehouse job big time.

It's alot easier to just call the towing company, there's usually a number at the lots for you to call and they get there pretty fast.
It's even more funnier to record their reaction while it's getting towed.

>>15207522

>Be short-term physician
>Get a gillion dollars

>>15209465
fuck off ricky

>>15220374
That's britbong for "make a note"

>>15214550
>1:14
The guy litters on top of parking like an asshole.

>>15218720
>>15218728
what if you damage it and leave a note explaining why?

>>15204126
FUCKING NEWFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD

>>15209465

I can't believe how many people missed the point. This is proof that a large persan age of /o/ is retarded

>>15209506
It's pasta you fucking newfag summerfag.