/o/ pick up lines

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>>15199851
>"it's an automatic"

baby are you from tennessee? get the fuck in the car now

>>15199851
I wanna ride you like a Miata. Top off, playing with your stick.

>I don't like gm

> How 'bout this. You shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.

>are you a 1980 chevy luv pick up truck?
because I'm going to beat the shit out of you and leave you for dead

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>>15199875

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Hey gurl, what's under that hood of yours?
How about I add some forced induction under there?

>>15199851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqDeBrN-J3w

>>15200089
>Mechanix
Better than Four Horseman desu

>>15199851
>Do you like custom car sound systems?


Used to do this and had some girls sit in my car while I bumped some rap. Fun times lol

I've driven pretty well every type of vehicle, and you're a real Ford Fiesta......wink

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You make me Twingo

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"Wanna suck, squeeze, bang and blow?"

Hey yo girl

GET THE FUCK IN THE FUCKING VAN. I HAVE A GUN

>>15199851
"damn girl, id smash that like treequinox"

>>15200193
Speaking as the regretful owner of a fiesta, ech.

>>15199851
I'll make you VVTL-i, baby

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Girl I bet you like to grind into wood like you was GS400Guy.

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Girl you ready for the best 15 seconds of your life?

>>15199851
But it's pronounced "vahn-kel", because the namesake was a German

>>15199851
>"H-hey, I, I uh heard you were into 'black ice' "

>"whats that?, Black guys? oh...

>>15200166
Daves voice tho ehhhhhhh can't say it's great

>>15203654
**17 seconds

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"ayy gurl, you wanna be in an STI? Or do you wanna STI in you?"