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Currently sitting in a traffic jam behind what is apparently the worst accident since Blues Brothers and lane splitting is illegal here. Wat do?

>>15198428
lane split

>>15198425
>m-m-muh streetfighter look
>>15198428
apparently the worst accident since Blues Brothers
kek
Illinois, huh? where at?
>>15198430
>lane split
more kek

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>>15198428
Just do it you pussy.

>>15198433
>m-m-muh streetfighter look

>it wasn't crashed, I s-sware!

>>15198428
>has a motercycle
>doesn't lane split
holy fucking autism

>>15198433
294 south, about a mile north of willow.

>>15198428
Lane split but not all the way up to the copls.

>>15198445
fireblade is this you

>>15198430
>>15198437
>>15198444
There are no less than 10 cop cars ahead of me, and I'm riding a fucking gold sport bike, I ain't lane splitting.

>>15198455
Enjoy your freedoms

>>15198455
then don't lane split. what a pointless question. also get the fuck off your phone.

>>15198455
>10 cop cars
>stuck in traffic too


NIgga, remove your plate and get splitting ya fucking weak cunt.

>>15198455
How much is the fine?

How long will you spend in traffic?

TIME = MONEY. do the math then start lane splitting.

>friday night
>absolutely nothing to do
>have to wait till morning to ride

( ._.)

>>15198465
nah nigga all he has to do is the superman and put his feet behind the plate

im 5'9.5" what bikefu is good

>>15198478
Ninja 250

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>>15198480
>ninja 250

>>15198480
come on m8

>>15198486
>>15198478
ninja 300 then

>>15198478
DR400SM

Be the hoon anon

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>seat seller said he has a deal with someone else so I probably won't get the comfy seat for this
>hopefully that other guy backs out so I can get a cheap seat

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How much could I realistically ask for this? It's a 92 Ural 650cc without a side car but it still runs
I know it's a hunk of crap but it's one of the few bikes my ussr born parents would accept and at least it has a bit of novelty to it; i'll primarily use it to commute to uni in the fall and plan to dick around with it mechanically this summer.
I posted in last thread and got some helpful advice (thank you /dbt/) but i still don't know how much this is worth in it's condition and how much i should ask to get a bargain.
here's link http://nanaimo.craigslist.ca/mcy/5578434447.html
Thanks

>>15198491
>DR400SM


top speed of 91mph, cmon m8

>>15198514
>highway pull chad
LMAO M8 learn to hit da twisteeeeez

>>15198512
>one of the few bikes my ussr born parents would accept
Too bad. Get something else.
You're not gonna be able to commute to uni with that unreliable thing. Get something with a better brand.

>>15198516
That fat piece of shit can't corner either

>>15198512
I would pay $1000 max, probably even less. realistically I wouldn't buy it at all.

$3000 is the "hardon idiot collector hopefully-someone-buys-this-piece-of-crap" price

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RIP Luis Salom 39

>>15198520
are you shitting me?

>>15198525
A ttr would probably beat it

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>>15196794
GSX-R750 because showa big piston and brembo

Depends if you can deal with clip ons or not, though you could always do pic related with it.

>/dbt/ hasn't given me attention
>insurance adjustor hasn't called me back after sending him labor and parts list from shop
REEEEE
FROG
REEEEE
FEELS MAN

>>15198516
well im in a good state with lots of sikk trails after all (VAfag)

>>15198532
He should just get a gsx-s1000. Fz09 is a lame bike.

>>15198512
urals are total shit

>>15198542
or GSR 750.
Really anything but a FZ09

>>15198549
I'm not so sure about the gsr 750, I only sat on one in a dealer and it felt real cheap. Cant remember the price of it but even still, felt worse quality than the fz07/09.

>>15198524
rip

>>15198542

>Not an fz/mt10

>>15198553
That should be reversed, since those yamahas are made as cheap as possible.

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>>15198542
I agree, I haven't ridden a gsx-s1000 yet so I can't say for sure, but the one criticism retards on /dbt/ like to rail on it for is the jerky throttle reviewers talk about but having ridden an MT-09....there's no way it's worse.

The gsx-s does have the brembos and fully adjustable (albeit not showa bp) suspension and stuff and the MT-09 suspension...no adjusting you could do with clickers can fix that.

>>15198553
GSR750 is just a much older design than the 1000, I wouldn't bother if it was me.

>>15198558
Also probably a good choice.

>>15198524
Skid demon didn't take Cactus.

It took Luis Salom, rip lad.

>>15198546
>urals
>shit

more like Ur[in]als or Ur[mum] amirite

can someone ID baiku at 2:33?

>>15198569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prR20YZtPGU

>>15198569
That's Anon riding his Nobike

>>15198569
>2:33

Sure, see you in 5 hours lad.

>>15198573
thats a tw of some kind

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>>15198569
That's a vyrus 987

>>15198567
go away

>>15198573
Tw200 from the 90s.

Buy one and become the ultimate hipster faggot of /dbt/ usurping SR400 and shitkat in one fell swoop.

>>15198573
TW200

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>>15198575
>>15198574
>>15198582
>>15198577
>>15198585
thank you, now i learned the name of that bike
now i learned how a certain bike looks like thank you /dbt/

Gonna take my msf course tomorrow, do I need to bring anything like a pen/pencil for the written test?
I already got my gloves and boots.

>>15198478
>5'9

Fucking any bike ever.

Unless not having both heels down scares you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSgB64_hZLs

New adventure starting.

Anyone got any good links to youtube motorbike trips? (prefer road but offroad is good too).

I've seen the gosutto USA one which was pretty good

>>15198610
no, you do a scantron in blood

am i the only one on /dbt/ who rides by all the hot hangout spots on a friday night just to say i went there should anyone ask?

anyway i'd still be out burning around but my taillight is fucky so beer and 4chan for me it is

>>15198610
lmao no it's a huge bubble test. They have another piece of paper that they lay on top(key card) to see if everything is filled in.

Protip all the tests are exactly the same, the colors of the tests are different lmao
>>15198634
Snorted coffee out my nose, thanks

>>15198637
My local hotspots include parking lots with mustangs, riced hondas, and bro trucks. That or the local ice cream shop and theres no reason to go by those.

>>15198634
So I need a lancet?

>>15198647
you live out in the sticks?

>>15198455
So just after posting this a melanin enriched gentleman on a Fireblade split past me, I figured the cops would be to busy beating him to death to notice me so I followed him. I passed about 3 cars and the entire thing started moving for no apparent reason, but thanks for keeping me entertained /dbt/.

>>15198655
Stop trying to fuck your family members, Cersie.

>>15198656
no, theres just no good places to ride by in terms of spots.

>>15198637
I go by them because I have nothing better to do.

>>15198647
Icecream is a reason

>>15198666
you said you were gonna an hero, what gives?

5'1 , what's a good bike for me? Srs replies only pls

>>15198680
Grom

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http://adventurebikerider.com/news/1449-man-survives-after-being-trapped-under-his-motorcycle-for-eight-days.html

>A south Georgian man has survived after being trapped underneath his motorcycle for eight days.

>Roland Howard Goff, 63, was found trapped under his Honda VTX1300 in a ditch near his Brooks County home in the USA.

>The bike, which would have weighed roughly 320kg, crushed his right leg and, unable to move or call for help, Roland was left to improvise when it came to staying alive. He drank rain water and ate whatever he could reach around him to keep his body ticking over. While he managed to survive for eight days, he told the Georgian State Police that he felt like he could make it one more day.

>By a stroke of luck, Roland was found when his friend, William Shultz, noticed his lack of activity on social media (he hadn't posted for around five days), so he decided to go and look for him.

>William found Roland in a ditch just off his driveway. Roland says the only thing he remembered was riding down the track on the evening of Tuesday, May 17th and veering off the side of the dirt road.

>Georgia State Police says his right leg was pinned underneath his motorcycle, preventing him from being able to free himself after the accident.

>Roland was taken to South Georgia Medical Centre and while his leg is in bad condition, doctors are hopeful that he'll be able to keep it.

>>15198647
I'm glad you're ok cacy

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>>15198677
Topped out my bike on roads I've never ridden, road like an asshole through town, ran a few red lights hoping to get hit by someone catching it going quick. I made the attempt, I didn't ride straight into a semi but eh. sorry to disappoint.

>>15198685
pic related

>>15198690
bby come back
what's wrong

>>15198690
I'm glad you're okay too

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>>15198680
Manlet1000RR

a fucking dude just full blown fucking heroin diarrheaed right in front of my bike and i

i feel ill

>>15198683
Any just a bit more bigger?

>>15198690
don't not scare me like that again

>>15198690
lol do you not get enough attention irl or...? emo ass nigga grow up

>>15198720
chronic depression is a fun thing, anon, you should try it

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https://youtu.be/2bZhTL-Yzzc

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>>15198680
RC213V

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYtUQ6cXkgY

>>15198533
checked

>>15198725
Chronic depression ain't real ya cuck

>>15198728
https://youtu.be/_Ldwuv2ZRy8

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>>15198728
oh fuck stuntfreaksteam! This channel couldn't get any more finnish (unless he turns the camera around and he was kimi raikkonen the whole time)

>>15198728
i love this channel

i love when they press stuff and laugh

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>>15198742
ok friend

>>15198758
Enjoy swallowing the pharmaceutical jew and not just burying your issues in a deep dark hole like a real man

>>15198775
>implying I medicate

>>15198725
Harden up ya weak willed faggot

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>>15198749
>the dude's freak out when the crushed guy falls out of the press

>>15198512
>inb4 top speed of 45mph

I seriously passed one of these last year, side car and all.

>>15198684
he ate bugs but couldn't dig the wet dirt out from around his legs in eight fucking days? also no horn? wtf

>>15198690
nigger you need to gopro this shit
>think of your senpai at dbt

>>15198799
dubs speak truth, film your suicidal escapades.

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>>15198410
To be quite fair, Honda's street bikes have been sucking mad fucking cock lately.
The CBR fell behind the curve. Both the 650 and the Fireblade are not as appealing as their competition from BMW, Yamaha, and Kawasaki.

And Honda put boring v4s into every fucking bike, because apparently we needed the NC750X. Then they brought back the Africa Twin, which makes the NC750X almost completely irrelevant.

Honda's apparently giving us a new high-tech v4 superbike soon, to go to the races. Hopefully that causes more interest in the v4s Honda used to make. And hopefully Honda un-pigfats the interceptor. Right now that bike is a dad that got fat and wears a cell phone on his belt. He used to be cool, go to raves and party. But then he got some girl pregnant and now he's a responsible adult.

Well I want the interceptor to be the bikes it was in the 80s and 90s. Psychotic suicide machines, or muscle bikes with hardcore racing engines in them.

Honda's also late to the retro/scrambler game. If Honda decided to give us a v4 retro bike like the Saber/Magna/Interceptor, and maybe sold it with a scrambler package, I'd be in love with Honda again.

But no, Soichiro's fucking dead, and the company's afraid of innovating and taking risks. Which shits all over the founding legacy of Honda. Which was built around racing, taking risks, building new things, and innovating.

God dammit, I want to love Honda. Honda motorcycles used to be some of the best blood pumping machines, especially when I was growing up. But now...fuck man, at least my first bike is team green. I'd be embarrassed to have a modern Honda.

>>15198428
>?
Dude I live in illinois and lane split all the way home. Skokie to chicago.

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>>15198802
this guy gets it

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>>15198690
Hey man, I know that feel all too well. Hang in there m8. It gets better.

>>15198807
>>15198428
I lanesplit all the time. If a cop stops you tell him your bike will overheat and lock up if you sit in traffic.

I live in burgerland and saw another motorcycle lane split for the first time yesterday (it is illegal). He would go around cars on a double yellow line, and split between a bus and a car going like 40mph but didn't split between cars at a stop light. I figure if he's going to break the law anyway he might as well move all the way to the front instead of taking one positing and sitting in traffic again.

>>15198802
>650F
>more boring than Ninja 650
Nah

>And Honda put boring v4s into every fucking bike, because apparently we needed the NC750X.
It's a parallel twin

>>15198828
maybe he figures sitting they can get his plate?

>>15198822
>cop stopping you
>while lane splitting

>>15198838
My plate is visible. I'd rather not get fucked over by the state police for running. 99% of the time the cops are pretty cool if you stop on a sportbike anyway. Why wouldn't I?

If they didn't catch me though I'm fucking gone.

>>15198836
well he split between people while moving and then stopped at the light in front of him. They would have got his plate anyway.

>>15198802
regular?

>>15198838
there was an anon who used to post here that was splitting and the cops called ahead to other cops to stop him and had him arrested/had his bike seized. They claim it's "evading" and that's felony enough

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why isn't lane splitting legal everywhere /dbt/?

also if it was legal would you do it in your state? (or do you now)

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>>15198836
Book em Lou

>>15198684
>cruisers

>>15198874
yeah i think they are pretty cool too bro

>>15198851
Won't work in the city. City cops too busy, staties too far and few in between to pull off coordinated shit during rush hour while suzie hairdresser is rear ending people cuz she's texting.

>>15198872
I need to get a plate like this.

>>15198851
I'm sure he was splitting slowly and safely through legitimate traffic not hooning it up while traffic flowed at normal speed or anything.

>>15198884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh0lFQ_rQYM

Instead they just do this

>>15198884
Actually in chicago I've lane split right past cops on streets in the bike lane. No fucks given.

>>15198895
it only works if many people have them. it's why make model etc are recorded as well.

>>15198862
Illegal here. Done it twice. Twas nice.

If it was nice I would probably take my bike everywhree.

>>15198898
dat helmet strap at 20s tho

>>15198872
>oh, it was just that guy with a bunch of Ms and Ns on his plate again
>i'll stop him at his house later

>>15198830
Yeah, I fucked up with the NC750X. But the 636 is more interesting and winning more than the 650.
>>15198862
Lane splitting isn't legal in Ontario because bikers don't get together to make themselves heard, and because cagers would murder all of us in the first year of it being legal.

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>>15198905
>remove all indication of make and model on my bike (already done)
>They think it's a Gixxer or R1 with quad exhaust mod or some shit
EZ.

>>15198898
that's such bullshit

I mean the only time I'd split was in fully stopped traffic, or if someone was road raging me and I needed to get away.

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Cactus you aren't allowed to an hero unless it's on camera for CTA to use later.

>>15198922
>implying they'd say anything more than "black motorcycle"

these people don't even know harley v. grom

i.e. you're stupid

>>15198795
Dudes 63 years old though.

>make your grandpa buy a supermoto so that he won't get trapped under it

>>15198921
>a stroked supersport is a more successful race bike than a street sport that isn't eligible to race anywhere but its own spec series
Wow really

>>15198918
I've seen registry's pulled before. They need to know the correct order.

>>15198935
implying cta wouldn't develop ED while trying to glaze the screen

>>15198951
partial match
m*
n*

>>15198927
yeah me too, i hate being stopped on an aircooled bike especially

>>15198956
How is that any less entertaining for the rest of us?

>buy two lights
>put one in
>is defective
>put the other one in
>works for 10 seconds then quits

fuck lights

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How long have people on /dbt/ been riding on motorcycles?
Have you been in accident(s) in your time and what/who was to blame? any lessons or pro tips learned from them?

>>15198956
He is over 50yo, most prob had to use viagra to do those KKK tributes

>>15198938
>black motorcycle
Good fucking luck singling that one out.

>>15198963
are you intoxicated?

>>15198981
riding 5 years
crash about once a year on my own doing something stupid
no lessons, wanna go to track school on of these days

>>15198981
a couple of years maybe 5-6 had a gap in the middle where I didn't ride bikes then came back after a while.

I've had one crash, it was entirely my fault and it's stupid.

I always knew it was a possibility I would crash on the bike, but what I thought would happen was that it would be somebody else's fault and it was actually totally mine, the web will put it into your brain that other people, "cagers" and what not are the biggest risk to you as a biker, but it's actually you yourself who will statistically be the most likely one to cause yourself to come off.

Wear the good gear and you'll be good though, the only thing I wasn't wearing on that day was proper riding pants and the only thing I hurt was my knee (nothing broken just very bruised and swelled, impossible to bend for a week or so)

>>15198986
Nah sober as a bird m8
Just watched the Deadpool movie though so I might be extra snarky

>thinking about seeing if Tinderella wants to come over
>it's midnight and I'm living in a tiny house with my mother

>>15199004
the movie sucked donkey dicks, why is everyone so in love with it?

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>>15198981
>How long have people on /dbt/ been riding on motorcycles?
Since I was 5
>Have you been in accident(s) in your time
Yes. Three. One time when I was 5, locked up the rear, and panicked which led to me falling over (still have a scar from sliding along), one time where I learned why the front wheel had to be pointing straight after I came down from a jump on a dirt bike when I was like 10, and recently when a bunch of fucking bullshit had me breaking my front wheel on a curb.

I'd chock up all three to my fault. I probably should stopped riding as soon as my headlight failed on the third.
>what/who was to blame?
See above
>any lessons or pro tips learned from them?
When the rear locks let up on the brake and don't panic. Make sure your landings are fucking perfect when you catch air, and for fuck's sake never ride at night without headlights on unlit streets.

I've done tons of other stupid shit, like when I got headshake on my 80s shitbike after I ran wide off a tight corner and ended up in some gravel. Gave me the wobblies once I hopped back up onto the road but that's easily fixed by rolling off and letting the bike flip its shit.

Went sideways on the MV at 75mph in the rain riding home one day (Michelin Pilots handle pretty well in rain though) because I hit a painted stripe on the road, etc etc.

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>>15198981
>How long have people on /dbt/ been riding on motorcycles?
Since I was 6, so 17 years.
>Have you been in accident(s) in your time and what/who was to blame? any lessons or pro tips learned from them?
Plenty of dirt accidents, but only time I've ever ate it on the street was last week. Pro Tip: Don't try and drift on knobbies in the rain.

>>15199004
i can't bring myself to watch these superhero movies they're all shit

>>15198898
Who the fuck came up with this idea?
>hey guys lets shut down an entire 4 lane (or more?) highway
>lmao what fur?
>motorcycles!
>good idea mang let's fuck them all over

>>15198998
Got a 600cc for a first bike, rode for 4 months and wrecked because cager cut me off, I locked up the front trying not to hit the car and got launched. Stopped the bike 3 feet from the car.

>>15199023
I don't watch them usually but I'm kind of a Deadpool fan and it was pretty good.

anyone in chicago wanna cruise right now?

>>15199043
Sure

>>15199027
even though it was likely the cars fault, that's one of those things you learn as a rider, that everyone will cut you off so you kind of have to be ready, cars cut me off all the time but there's usually a limited amount of acceleration they can do, so any time I see a car ready to pull out I'm set up on the brakes and at a speed that if they try and pull out I can stop or avoid no matter what.

I've been cut off by a lot of cars but I've never crashed because of it (yet, fingers crossed, sometimes shit happens and people just fly out of nowhere, I get it) I'm not saying it's your fault or any shit like that but I'm sure you know in retrospect there would have been something more you could have done.

>>15199050
le sarcastic (You) xD

>>15199037
go sit on your dildo

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>>15199053
But its not sarcastic. I live in chicago

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>>15199059
I'd go if I weren't burnt out on trying to work on my shit. I dropped the little threaded piece for the battery and it disappeared. I'm not gonna try to find that shit in my dark ass garage right now.

;_;

>>15199059
that thing looks almost brand new

>>15199066
just push the bike away .. it'll be right there

>>15199066
I thought it was you asking. Whenever you finally get your bike running we should ride m8

>>15199078
That was right after I washed it

>>15199059
Is that where you hide the bodies?

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Atgatt high vis, right guys?

>see girl I sort of know from uni at bar yesterday
>tells me she's here for the summer and we should hang out
>message her on facebook today "hey you"
>she replies hours later "Baird"

uh. wut do?

>>15199092
For real. I wanna see what that CBR can do.

>>15199088
lel. It doesn't seem to like trying to run without a battery. I tried running it off a battery charger running out 60amps but it was not having it. I played a bit of my summer car and it inspired me enough to go outside and fuck around looking for that goddamned piece for a few more hours, so maybe tonight.

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I've been watching Bakuon!! and now I'm into bikes.

What do I do. What bike is gud?

>>15199110
sit on dildo

>>15199110
I really only wanted your dick :(

>>15199110
She's crazy and searched information of you all over Internet
Run

>>15199110
Is "Baird" only associated with your tripfaggotry or does it have any significance to you IRL?

>>15199066
I got a spare one in chicago, logan square area.

>>15199115
Suzuki a best.
Ducati is more economical though.

>>15199122
>>15199124
She didn't actually say "Baird" she said "Dustin" but that's how you write it on the internet

>>15199118
All you had to do was ask

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>>15199115
turbo busa

>>15199135
wow it looks so less gay without all the gay.

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>>15199141
then you'd love these ;))))

>>15199135
Building a turbo busa is on my bucket list.

>>15199141
Makes sense, right?

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>>15199124
when the knucklehead climbed the bear fountain he got ticketed, hence he got "bear'd" which is a homophone for Baird.

>>15199135
shit wheelie. not even a foot up.

>>15199011
>>15199023
>buying into /tv/ memes
It's a fun movie anons, if you watch it for what it is. A capeshit flick with an immortal, impossible to kill, antihero with powers we all wish we had

>tfw you'll never hit the togue with super healing abilities

>>15199145
omehgahd

>>15199147
have you ridden a turbo bike?

>>15199158
and did the good guys beat him? if so, it sounds like every single other capeshit flick.

>>15199148
you a dumb nigga
My trip is Baird because I came from /v/ and my favorite character in my favorite game at the time was Damon Baird. It just so happens that the fountain incident like a year later had a bear involved.

>>15199166
No, but I sat on a POS shade tree turbo R1 once.
I assume factory turbo bikes are basically unnoticeable like factory turbo cars, and laggy high power turbo bikes are dangerous as fuck.

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Why is it cheaper to buy the exhaust in pieces than as a hole?

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>>15199170
nah you got bear'd mate just admit it

>>15199177
Naw some. It factory turbo bikes are nuts. Feels like the wanna take off from underneath you. Straightens out your arms real quick.

>>15199186
so explain why you have that image saved on your harddrive

>>15199168
Do you know what an antihero is?

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>>15199186
Nah mate, I fucking won that fight.

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>>15199189
It's a reaction image cropped from my favourite bike related mango, bakuon.

>>15199196
rip based bear fountain, best fountain I ever seen.

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>>15199204
same

>>15199177
When I was reading a story of some turbobusa owner he said he had to go to a bigger turbo to make it take longer to spool up. The small turbo spun up so fast it wanted to wheelie or spin out any time he touched the throttle.

>>15199219
sounds like a great problem to have

Any point for a liter if I'm city riding?

>>15199222
sure, for when you get out of the city, which you should be doing on your current bike anyway.

>>15199222
showing off to the 14 year old girls at the local school

>>15199222
New rider here, what does this mean?

>>15199229
1000cc engine

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>>15199229
no litre no peter

>>15199229
1L = 1000mL = 1000cc.

Litre bikes are generally 1000cc inline 4's, sometimes V-twins and V-4's so on ladedadeda

>>15199227
>implying a 14 year old girl knows the difference between a 1000 and a 125

>>15199222
Why buy a bike unless you gonna do something fun with it? Get a supermoto or naked liter for city riding, liter for city/togue, 600 for togue/stunting

>>15199219
Yeah my buddy had to gear his gpz750 turbo down.

>>15199235
>tfw not a lot of sumos for sale
>the ones for sale are overpriced AF

fug

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>>15199234
hello

My 250rr wont start, are they known for having any innate problems?

>>15198981
>riding?
Seven years.

>accidents? blame?
Sort of dropped first bike at about 1mph coming into my driveway the first month I had it. Hit some unexpected slush, not perpendicular enough to curb, bike just suddenly dropped out from under me. Almost caught it but essentially landed on my side and leg; no pain or injuries except to my pride, bike suffered a small scuff on the brake lever and that was it.

I've had close calls such as nearly getting SMIDSY'd here and there (not even speeding or anything, just cagers caging) with one requiring enough braking that I locked the rear wheel for a bit. Had people lazily cross over center lines (had one of those two days ago) into my lane, not pay attention when going for a merge or lane change, one guy in a minivan almost sideswiped me after half-overtaking me despite having been driving literally right next to me for the last 30 seconds.

My personal favorites though are the MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERS IN THE POLICE. Swinging wide on turns ending up head on at me in a left turn lane I was going down, coming to a stop for some stupid reason in a paved medium and poking the front bumper into my lane as I'm oncoming (guy wasn't even prematurely pulling a U-turn, ended up going back into the lane for the direction he'd been going previously), etc. I've long known that police are a bunch of shitbird cunts (only one officer I've ever talked to was something approaching a human being and even then he was technically unlawfully stopping me which with the benefit of hindsight I'd have loved to point out to him at the time) I just didn't expect to have to start watching out for them trying to fucking kill me.

>lessons learned?

1. FUCK. THE. POLICE.
2. People are fucking retarded and you should always expect them to be retarded (not learned, just reinforced).
3. FUCK. THE. POLICE.
4. FUCK. THE. POLICE.
And most importantly: FUCK. THE. POLICE.

>>15199111
just let me know when mane

>>15199248
yeah being a lil bitch bike

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>>15199252
you a lil bitch person

What do you guys think about this?
https://watertown.craigslist.org/mcy/5616602287.html
I don't mind buying it and having to work on it for a few days, but I don't want it sitting for a month. From basic searching it seems like the problem could be dirty carbs/ pilot jets. Any other ideas?

>>15199255
FUCKING ROASTED

>>15199233
do all those bikes top out at 299km/h or does the speedo just stop there while the bike keeps pulling?

>>15199248
Mainly having 750cc too few

>>15199267
speedo stops but speedos are inaccurate too.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fastest_production_motorcycles#Gentlemen.27s_agreement_to_end_competition

most bikes will actually still rev and you can feel them pulling past the 299 but speedos overread.

>>15199267
Limited by ecu+speedo is off by up to 10%

>>15199255
What a poser

>>15199257
like 80% chance you leave the carb in pine sol over night and it runs like a top the next day

>>15199248
in regards to this, i left my kill switch on and tried to start it then turned it off and it still wouldnt start, could the plugs be fouled?

>>15199297
>could the plugs be fouled?
Why don't you just check them?

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>>15199287
Is that a real thing? I can just drop my carb in a bucket of pine sol and it will clean itself?

>>15199305
Yeah just get the diaphragm(s) out first. Not even joking google it.

>>15199304
gud hw r u?

>>15199287
Just looked that up. Looks like a good first trouble shooting step, thanks

>>15199322
Fuck me I would have tried that if I had known. I've tried cleaning it a million times and adjusting everything in every direction but the floats keep sticking or something so it floods every time it's not held perfectly straight.

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>>15199304
>Listening to Lorn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqkD9PpH8W8
>reading stuff
>not much else

how was yours?

>>15199109
>rain suit

You gonna be comfy af

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Whew lad

>>15199302
Dont have the tool to remove plugs

>>15199328
Laying at my grills place having some beer watching adult swim

Was a good day of riding until the thick fog rolled in :/

>>15199110
She has now told everyone she knows, your faggotry is going to become a IRL thing for you now

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>>15199343
Could've gone worse

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>>15199339
Decent amount of riding. Plenty of miles and saw some cool sights.
Tmrw is rain and helping someone move.
So I have no complaints

>>15199339
This song is pretty alright

So why hasn't Yamaha or Suzuki significantly changed their 600 i4s yet?

>>15199360
You're the one who wants to have a beer right? Found a good local pub when you hurry tf and get to NZ

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If you're not riding a memebike, are you really riding?
[spoiler]This shit post brought to you by R.i.p Muhammad Ali[/spoiler]

>>15199338
replace the float needles. if they're not absolutely pristine they can stick

>>15199366
I've yet to find a song of Lorn's that I can't listen to.

This one : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ is great because of the video and the song itself and

this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoZHqykR04k

is my favorite.

His new album, Anvil, just came out and I'm loving it. You can pick up a few of his albums for free on his bandcamp if you want.

>>15199371
Beer is always good.

Funny enough same day we wye talking about that my grill was talking about how adjective like to visit after she gets settled at her new job.

But tonight is a yuenling n chill kinda night

>>15199346
>grill
pics

>>15199349
>your faggotry is going to become a IRL thing for you now
>become
hahah wew lad

>select all pictures of candy
>one of the three pics is a bowl of pills

>>15199374
I already ordered a complete replacement carb

>>15199375
I definitely will

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>>15199390
We've been here long enough to know posting pics of grills on here is never a good idea.
But she looks like Topanga of that helps

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>>15199370
nobody buys them.

procure a sales list of sportsbikes from your country or state, I checked the one for australia and there were no 600s anywhere on the top 10 of any list (not counting the stuff that just plain doesn't belong in the SS list), the closest thing was the 899 which was in the top 10 of the supersport list.

Litrebikes are what people are buying, hence why BMW and aprilia make litres but don't bother with mid weight bikes.

Sup /o/

I haven't been to this part of 4chan before, but I wanted to ask advice for getting a bike.

I have been riding since I was around 18. I first learned on dirt bikes and then rode a KLR 650 through college and up until 2012. It was stolen from outside my apartment the first day after I moved in. The police have sense recovered it, but it was not in driveable condition.

I have ridden my dad's Honda Nighthawk 750 though I dislike how heavy it feels. Also have ridden a Kawasaki Versys a bit and liked that bike.

If I'm looking to get one used, how much would I expect to pay for a bike that is
> >500 CC at least
> Not a ninja, fuck that shit
> Somewhat tall? I like the feel of taller dirtbikes since I'm pretty tall.

I'm not sure how much I'd be using it. I don't drive my car too much as is, but it would help my commute a bit. So hoping to get a good deal on something.

>>15199344
Does your bike not have a tool kit?

>>15199407
DL1000

>>15199403
1. 2015 Yamaha YZF R3
2. 2016 Honda Rebel Base
3. 2016 Polaris SLINGSHOT Base
4. 2016 Ducati Multistrada 1200 S
5. 2013 Yamaha YZF R6
6. 2016 KYMCO Xciting 500 Ri ABS
7. 2016 Piaggio Typhoon 125
8. 2012 Harley-Davidson Road King Base
9. 2013 Yamaha YZF R1
10. 2011 Honda CBR 250R ABS

>slingshot

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Does /dbt/ vape?

>>15199403
>nobody buys them.
nigga probably 90% of bikes I see are HD or jap 600's

>>15199430
I used to, used it as t tool to quit smoking.

Was fun, still have all the gear and about 800ml of 100mg nicotine still.

>>15199434
they USED to sell a lot, that's why there were refreshed every 2 years, how many 2013+ 636's or like 2011+ gixxer sixxers do you see?

Globally that's not the trend, 600s especially don't sell in europe from what I've seen.

>>15199407
If you liked the KLR, you can get something both lighter and faster.

I suggest a dual sport, a supermoto or a standard road bike.

DR650 or XR650 is better than the KLR, or a KTM690 Enduro or Supermoto if you got money

DRZ400 or any of the KTM/Husqvarna/Husaberg supemoto bikes

Ninja 650 or SV650, CB500 etc for standards

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>>15199430
I have one I don't use anymore

>>15199455
>green liquid
is that apple? how was it? I fucked up buying a grape flavor as it had menthol (literally a basketball american dream) and it destroyed my sinuses. had to go back to a local shop blend just to enjoy smoking

>>15199478
Spew by Gwar
Almost as good as Jizmoglobin

>>15199446
> comparing a shit heap drz to god tier euro bikes
Roflmao

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>>15199502
As a virginian, everything GWAR makes me happy

>>15199508
Can confirm DRZ is a shitheap

>>15199510
My programming teaching in High School was a short, fat, balding Math PhD who wore a tie every day, and he had seen GWAR live like 5 times.

>>15199502
of couse you like Jiz, faggot

Should I go for a night ride boys? I've been playing overwatch too much lately.

>>15199510
>GWAR makes me happy

So you like diseased malformed penises?

>>15199248
Could be anything.

Flat battery, carbs playing up, it's flooded etc.

>>15199531
Lol. I've seen them now times than I can remember. Gwar plays all over VA plenty. I've been going to their shows since before high-school

>>15199248
Could be anything. Check your exhaust tip to make sure nobody plugged it with a dildo.

flat battery, carbs playing up, it's raining, etc.

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>>15199544

>>15199419
Gorgeous bike and I'm guessing that I'd find it great to ride. Might be out of my price range.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-Other-/331868963820?forcerrptr=true&hash=item4d44ee83ec:g:kdgAAOSwtPZXHSH8&item=331868963820

Actually some of the older models are selling under 4k maybe. I like it. Sleek, minimalist, and not very short. Probably handles similarly to the KLR.

>>15199446
> SV 650
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Suzuki-SV-/131834856423?forcerrptr=true&hash=item1eb1f843e7:g:86IAAOSwBPNXRf8O&item=131834856423

About 5k for that listing on ebay. Towards the higher end of what I'd like to spend, but doable. How easy is it to install a windguard on one of these? It looks like most don't have anything.

> XR 650
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2013-XR-650l-title-clear-/112010467628
5700 on ebay for a 2013.
Im not sure how I feel about this one; seems a bit more geared for dirtbiking?

>KTM 690

http://www.ebay.com/itm/KTM-690-Duke-/331869550381?forcerrptr=true&hash=item4d44f7772d:g:Pd0AAOSwt7pXNPTI&item=331869550381

> Oh god bb, can a guy buy you a drink?
7k for a 2014 on Ebay. I love the look and it seems a bit more of a taller bike which is great.

Think I'll poke around looking at KTM 690, SV650, and the DL1K

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>>15199543
Yes. Godspeed and watch out for the galloping crazies out there.

>>15199580
There is also the wee-strom DL650.

>>15199580
The XR650L is a dual sport like the KLR. The XR650R is a nuts dirt bike, but could be easily made street legal depending on your state.

I was talking about the KTM 690 Supermoto, but the 690 Duke is cool too, although I'm not sure how I feel about single cylinder standard style bikes.

The V-Strom (DL) is the adventure bike version of the SV650 and SV1000. Other bikes like this would be the BMW F650GS, G650GS, R1200GS etc.

There's also the 'hypermotos', the Ducati Hypermotard, Aprilia Dorsoduro and KTM 950/990/whatever Supermoto, which are more street oriented than the adventure bikes, but similar.

your favourite bike video? gp starts in an hour and i'm bored

>>15199696

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0_tncQpZq4

>>15199696
https://youtu.be/NvNPIacuz3Y?list=FL99wHZz8nVUVJhi0fuJ1Gzw

https://youtu.be/LU-ynRoqDEs?list=FL99wHZz8nVUVJhi0fuJ1Gzw

I have to drive and I don't fucking want to.

>>15198425
That's not a Goldwing though

>>15199721
God this is the gayest thing i've ever seen, and I once saw a dude in chaps and a rainbow thong building a Triumph Bonneville cafe racer.

>>15199757
I just like supermotos, dude

https://youtu.be/fmA02fPI774

>>15199696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGyKBFCd_u4

>>15198426
Bet he doesn't have chicken strips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu6ZtITyDk4

>>15199726
w e w both of those videos were bretty good

>>15199343
how hard is it to get that nigger on that hitch m8

>>15199430
I don't suck dicks for a living so no

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Yeah...I thought it was getting a little funny on acceleration.

>its another sick red-dit meme thread

jesus christ, this summer is intense

>>15199987
hi summer

We are watching gp right

I forgot how much i hate you guys.

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>>15200018
>watching deathwheel

nah just kidding I am

>got first bike a month ago
>a Suzuki Inazuma
>already feel like I've outgrown it

Well, shit.

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>>15200026
The inzuma is pretty dope m8

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>>15200021
you like me though don't you?

>>15200026
>a month ago

I mean you did buy something slow even by 250 standards but one month isn't enough to anything other than hit that first hump of overconfidence where you think you've got this riding thing sorted (spoiler: you don't).

>>15200032
Sorry, i hate fags m8.

>>15200032
>>a month ago

>>I mean you did buy something slow even by 250 standards but one month isn't enough to anything other than hit that first hump of overconfidence where you think you've got this riding thing sorted (spoiler: you don't).

This.

You probably haven't even got to the point where you start pushing harder in the twisties yet.

>>15200032
You are a nobike

>up about 3 hours after I should've gone to bed
>peruse thread after watching some House (never got round to it until now)
>see DR650 on hitch carrier
>contemplate doing this to Miats but would result in 911-style handling and that would mean death
>see lagombi bike
>want to play MH and look at MH girl porn now
God damn it.

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>>15199964
Could have gotten another chain out of that front sprocket m8.

>>15198410

Why do people use cock sucker as an insult? What's wrong with sucking cock?

>>15200095
Nothing if you're a woman

>>15200082

Probably but general rule of thumb is new chain + new sprockets.

Never mix new and old shit.

>>15200100

What if I'm a man?

>>15200110
nope.

>>15200082
>>15200082
Fuck off cta

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>>15200110
as long as you don't kiss

>>15200082
Jesus christ those fingernails

CBT tomorrow lads

Looking forward to it

>>15200105
This. Except I have two chains and four sprockets that I swap out depending on what I'm doing, so I don't do that anymore.

>>15200122
Fuck off cunt

<TFW shrooms
>tfw hella dabs
>also beer


lol things are blue

>>15200082
>gotten

Fuck off yank

>>15200095
The insult probably stems from some insecurity within the person throwing the insult.

>>15200113

Why, though?

>>15200118

But kissing and cuddling is fun too.

new
>>15200135
>>15200135
>>15200135
>>15200135
>>15200135

>>15200133
It just banter, you can call somebody a nigger, fag, cuckold or hipster and it wont make you one.

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>>15200125
>shrooms
how long did it take you to figure out the captcha m9?

>>15200114
I'm not old enough to be cta m8

>>15200105
Nah, can get 2 chains to one set of sprockets.

>>15200145
i had my friend typoe it for me l o l