V12 fap thread

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I really want to own one someday, but I hope I can at least experience one before I die.

And how could I forget the La Ferrari

https://youtu.be/C_E3bSFi8lI

Is /o/ slow tonight or is my thread shit.

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My dream car is a V12 bmw 8-series. Oh boy now that is a car.

>>15193447
Very nice.
Speaking of BMW V12 engines, can't believe I forgot to add the McLaren F1.

It just has this baritone bark to it, if I'm even using that word correctly.
Here is Mr. Bean himself driving.

https://youtu.be/Eci0bMFpG6I

>>15193476
Guess it is his car but not him driving, I read the description wrong.

>>15193348
>Why is the V12 such a special engine?

Because it's perfectly balanced like a straight six and there's twice as many cylinders firing per rotation of the crank which means very smooth power delivery.

>>15193492
It's weird, it sounds like a strait six but different. But that difference is what makes it sound glorious. Do two pairs of cylinders fire together maybe? No idea, but curious what the science is behind it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-C49A-iTdM

Fuck them for cutting up this video so badly. But my word, this is pure sex.

>>15193514
No one cylinder from each bank fires at a time.

>>15193524
Dat gearbox whine
> I'll never drive, let alone own an F1
Why live?

>>15193532
Ok. But in the time it takes all six cylinders to fire on the inline all twelve have fired, right?
I honestly feel like a retard right now.

>>15193558
yes

>>15193590
Thanks m8

Found this explaining music/sound of engines
http://www.caranddriver.com/features/this-is-why-various-engine-types-sound-so-different-feature

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Pure sex

V12 almost sounds like V8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNlv7UTq3MI

>>15197732
this is the lowest quality garbage video ever

>>15197732
It sounds like it has cancer.

>>15197737
>Muh 1080p
Fuck off cunt it's an 8yr old video and I don't see anyone else with a HD version of the same thing

>>15197887
I don't think anon is referring to the res but the horrible sound.

i want a zonda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6NIsizLGlQ

>>15198110
Zondas are based

as much as i love how excessive v12 engines are my fucking god they are stupid

look at all those fucking pipes and wires

it looks like an electrical room crammed into an engine bay

it looks like the engineers kept going: its nice but can we add more?

>>15198208

aaand filtered

>>15198208
>I love V12s
>but not really because I'm an idiot

I had a friend who picked up an old 750il for 800 bucks. we cut off the exhaust and put two glass packs on it with out a crossover. holy shit did that thing make a wonderful sound. Does good burnouts too lol. Ever see a full size luxobarge go sideways down a back alley?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOZnUHC8w2s

I still miss the last v-12 from Ferrari. Even during televised races You could hear it pierce over the V-10's/

>>15198306
there's an older video on youtube that's like 5 minutes of v12 f1 cars during qualifying, just audio no video. it's tight as hell.

>>15193447
> slower than a 8 cylinder lexus

Into the trash it goes. 25 hp per cylinder lol

>>15198361
>Into the trash it goes. 25 hp per cylinder lol

cosign, fuck that shit.

>>15198370
>>15198361
wtf are you talking about.

it makes more hp than an LS and a UZ.

and more hp per liter.

>>15198405
especially the CSi. Makes significantly more hp than either.

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>>15198208
Make you feel better?

Lincoln Zeyphr

>>15198289
No but I want to. For the price you paid I'm surprised it ran.
> wish I had money to blow on shenanigans

>>15198442
Flat head? That's cool as shit.

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>>15198511
Yes. I believe Cadillac had OHV V12's and a V16

>>15198550
> there will never be a new v16 car again
Although the W is cool in its own right there is something about a v16 format

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>>15199474
As modern as it gets.

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V12 is for boys.
F12 is for men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkP5Svl16Qg

>>15198492
well, we fixed it a little, some of the wiring was janky. He sold it for like 3k after.

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V12 MASTER RACE
https://youtu.be/K_tiESoXDrE
>>15198306
>>15198321
how about an entire experience
https://youtu.be/z5YU8VTbJSk
>>15199636
yeah because men want to melt their superiorly useful hands trying to get off an oil filter

nah jk

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>>15200240
>yeah because men want to melt their superiorly useful hands trying to get off an oil filter
>nah jk
Men don't, but real men do. :P

>>15199575
Isn't that engine just two v8's stuck to each other and not one motor?

v12 is definitely best v

>>15200339
Thought that was the batmobile in the thumbnail at first glance

>>15199636
Glorious. And that sound on decel is beautiful.

>>15200174
Good deal, hoon something then sell it for a profit.

>>15200616
It's two Urraco V8's put together, however it was cast as one block. So I guess no?

>>15200726
I was thinking of another car possibly.

>>15200726
Looked it up and it was the car I was thinking of.

>the engine was not a true V16. Rather, it was engineered from the ground up as two flat plane V8s sharing a single block, mounted transversely, with gearing between the two providing a single output from the center of the engine assembly to the longitudinal transmission.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cizeta-Moroder_V16T

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>>15200817
It's a wild engine.

>>15200822
Didn't know the engine was mounted transversely like that. I guess then the more modern V16 would be the Cadillac Sixteen. Though it isn't production, the motor seems to be a true V16.

>>15198361
>more power
>more specific output
>HURR DURR HP PER CYLINDER
Fuck off, lexustard.

>>15193348
What are the top pipes for? I never knew.

>>15200822
>>15200817
Overhauling one of those must cost a fortune.

>>15202089
Well, so does the car. So the people who own one won't have much of a problem with cost.

>>15202100
I didn't think of that. Good point.

>>15202079
Air intake trumpets that feed air into the carb which then meters fuel into the engine.

>>15193514
it's 2 straight sixes bolted together, how could it NOT sound sexy

>>15200843
>300 hp
Vs.
> 300 hp

You're wrong the 8 series was shit. A lexus sedan is better

>>15202765
>implying 300hp
>comparing a lexus sedan to a completely different type of vehicle
You are a fucking retard, you know that? 5 years ago there were no lexustards on this board, but now that fantrash-tier people like you have figured out you can afford them, you dickride them worse than VW children and Honda faggots. Not even the faggotiest hondafaggot would attempt to compare his accord to a V12 powered RWD coupe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN8pHJ3sQ0Q

>>15202805
> slower 0 60 than a sc400
The sc400 is its competition. It's worse in more ways than a sc than its better. Don't get all upset bro.

>>15202805
Guess you're right. The Lexus is completely different - it's cheaper, more reliable, faster, and better on the fuel.

>>15202805
Motor trend or someone compared the two. You are the one dick riding you ignorant dweeb

>>15202813
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>>15202818
>lexustards going full sperg-out damage control because they know they've been had
I'd take a V12 powered Yugo over your grandma-barge, lexustards.

>>15202841
>V12 powered Yugo

Who wouldn't?

>>15202133
Ah, thank you very much. I had a feeling it's air intake but seemed strange that they are straight upwards.

>>15203350
They sound phenomenal

>>15202841
Nice damage control. Doesn't change the fact the Lexus was better in almost every way. You say I'm doing exactly what you are doing. You're funny.

>>15205359
>caddies are no longer the standard of the world
>they will never have the balls to put in a motor with more than 8 cylinders
What the fug happened? They became a joke. At least now they're making good cars again. But nowhere near what they were in the beginning of the company.