New Lingo Ideas

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What's up, /o/?

I have come up with some new Lingo for us all to use. They will relate to our board and will be for us only, NOT for normies from Reddit.

Feel free to contribute if you want!

My ideas:

-Instead of "cool" we can say "cars", because cars are the coolest things ever, right?

-Instead of "faggot", we can say "ricer", because nothing is faggier than a ricer!

-Instead of "shit", we can say "Mitsubishi", because everyone know's they're shit

-Instead of "fart", we can say "rolling coal", because its like a diesel engine is farting

-Instead of "running" we can say "wheeling", because wheels run too!

-Instead of saying "small penis", we can say "Dodge Ram", because they're associated with small dicks.

-Instead of "fast", we can say "Nissan Skyline", because they're fast

-Instead of saying "sex", we can say "manufacturing facility", because that's where we give birth to new cars

-Instead of saying "virgin", we can say "Ford Mustang", because only virgins drive Mustangs.

Please comment some of your ideas!