Women

>>15150379
>G35
>Sport car
Nice joke. Also are you legitimately autistic?

>>15150389
>300hp
>300tq
>Coupe
K nice try faggot, your miata doesn't count

She probably though the wheels were going to fall off your Datsun when you squeaked around the corner, can't blame her for feeling embarrassed to be seen it it can you?

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>tfw you will never have a gf who truely enjoys driving

She probably meant speed or something. Not your weaboo over steering.

You don't do anything like that in your car with a woman unless they're actually interested in cars. Otherwise you'll look autistic and insane.

>>15150411
300hp isn't that amazing on a budget sport-y car dude

It's sporty, that's it. Your not so subtle insecure jab at Mercedes implies that you know exactly what I mean, you just don't want to admit it.

>>15150421
Out of curiosity what do you drive

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>>15150437
>Oh shit he figured out I drive a miata

>>15150441
Out of curiosity how many bulls have your wife prepped.

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>>15150437
>YOUR-YOUR CAR ISN'T SPORT'S CAR NO IT'S NOT UNLESS IS 500HP THEN IT'S A SPORTS CAR
Sure is summer in here

>>15150481
>Im poor, the post

Never had a girl get upset at me for braking tires loose, maybe you just don't inspire confidence?

>implying op wasn't jerking the wheel left and right
>implying op wasn't half in the gravel
>implying op didn't almost hit a school bus in the opposing lane

>implying the rear of the car slid and not the front
>implying OP knows what a drift is

You seem to be getting fucked pretty hard op. I think you need this. Safe sex is good sex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKzjBI7ebpg

>>15150591
>hot blonde
Can I sue for false advertising?

>omg I thought I was going to die!
Night's not over yet hoe.

She flipped out because you reacted like a little bitch to her.

>>15150556
>Salty; the thread
Shame on you for having a rwd car that isn't a miata OP, you piece of shit

>>15150601
Yeah but look at how she takes that banana like a champ!

>>15150591
>trojans
>fucked up teeth
>almost dying while taking a banana in her mouth

not even once.

>>15150617
Is awkward milf better?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxTujcwK7U

>>15150481
>>15150437
>>15150556
not that guy but is my e39 m5 not a sports car because it only has 395 horsepower

>>15150632
Your M5 is a sports sedan because it has 4 doors and it's first purpose in life is to get you places, not go fast.

>dumbass

>>15150653
In the same way a 2 door M3 is not a sports car. It is a sports coupe.

It is a coupe that is sporty. It happens to offer performance that may rival sports cars. But it wasn't created to do that in the first place.

>>15150653
A 190E is a "sports sedan", an M5 is a super saloon.

>>15150653
>>15150664
I've never been exposed to this level of autism

>>15150674
Unfortunately I have been exposed to your level of ignorance.

The M5 and M3 are derived from the normal 5 and 3 series. Tuning up a commuter car, even if BMW does it does not make it a sports car. It is a sedan or coupe with added sportyness.

Sports cars are designed from the ground up to have performance be their number one characteristic. Corvette, RX-7, Lotus, etc.

>>15150674
Stick around, it gets worse.

>>15150674
I know, since we can pretty much call all objects 'thing' lets just start referring to all objects as 'thing'. After all it is autistic to make distinctions between related but differing objects. Who would want to be a tryhard that has to remember all that crap? Not me!

>this is how dumb you sound

Guys, are we actually pretending that anything OP said has actually happened?

Come on now.

>>15150758
Fuck the OP, we have semantics to sperg out about!

>>15150591
>removed

fuck

>>15150991
Some virgin in this thread got assmad enough to report it? hahahaha holy shit.

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>drive my 14 year old sister and her friends to their gymnastics practice twice a week
>5 girls stuff into my car and sweat all over it
>car now smells like a high school locker room, perfume and sweat

>Things that never happened ITT

Toyota released the 2017 refresh yesterday, costs $13,000 includes a performance pack that adds on an additional 200hp and an extra cup holder

>>15150690
>Lotus

>>15150690
>>15150732
No he's obviously right the autism is off the charts..

>>15150379
How about drive on the road without autism.

>>15151074
>maximum damage control

>>15151102
Get your anons straight anon.

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>>15150389
>Literally a z33 with back seats.

>>15151235
lol k

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>>15150411
>300 hp / 300 tq
>g35

KEK

you fucking wish pal

>>15150379
>went for a drive with OP today
>hopefully hed get the hint that I want to fuck him
>things were fine until he started driving eratically
>he almost span out at one corner because he was going too fast
>he called it drifting
>HE ALMOST FUCKING KILLED ME
>he THEN said that if I wanted a comfy ride, I should have gone with a man with a mercedes
>pretty sure that was one of his stupid anime references
>definitely NOT seeing OP EVER again.

>>15151399
>Hurrrrrr 10 year old stock dyno

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>this is what /o/ actually believes

My opinion is true and you are a sack of shit: the thread.

>>15150758

Yeah, this seemed like another "i hate women" thread from the get-go.

>>15151039
lucky...

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>>15150379
Sucks for you. My GF actually enjoys drifting, she even cheers me up when i manage to hold a longer drift. I even taught her snow skids during winter with an E36 manual trans

>>15150461
Answer the question faggot

>>15151489
nobody on /o/ believes this

>>15151773
>Samefagging your own autism hours later

>>15152187
Is it autistic to care enough about some other anon to post solely to accuse them of being autistic?

>hmmmm

>>15151400
>>hopefully hed get the hint that I want to fuck him

When will women learn that "hints" just don't work with guys?

>>15151489
>doing engine work in a garage that cluttered and unorganized

well, I'm probably gonna have nightmares tonight....

>>15152209
As long as you have enough takeaway food containers and cardboard boxes you could strip an engine almost anywhere.

>>15152251
I just hate trying to do anything in a workspace that is cluttered and unorganized, it's too frustrating for me.

>rip a mad second gear skid entering a residential zone
>guy at bus stop stares at me as I drive past

>>15150441
he drives his ugly girlfriend's truck

>>15150411
Forgot that it weighs 17 tonnes

>>15151484
You tried

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>>15154113
>gf lives near a cul de sac full of old people
>use it to turn around because it's easier than pulling a 3 point turn in the middle of the street
>one time she points out some old guy that yells at her all the time for her dog or something
>drive slow until I get near his house where he's weeding
>gun it and squeal my tires
>now every time I go around the cul de sac he screams at me

>>15151039
hot, steal some of their socks next time

>>15150379
You have to remember that passengers aren't prepared and braced for G forces that you know are coming, they'll also feel it a lot more on a left turn since they'll be pushed up against the door/window.
You drifting is bullshit btw

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>>15150379
she's mad you dont have a motorcycle like tyrone

>>15152266
It's his house. You think everyone has a 4,000 sqft bay with a lift to wrench?