[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ]

1st4 fuck honda

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first for nados

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>restriction kit arrived
>brought CB to shop
>gonna be finished tuesday or wednesday

>mad
>at hondas

xth for hondas and harleys a shit

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1290 is getting a redesign. they keep making the headlight smaller it seems.

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340 lbs and 230hp.

i want it bad.

>>15100860
So what's the deal with restricting bike size anyway?
I ask as a typical dumb Murrican who hasn't experienced the joys of learning how you Europeans worked out this whole deal.

>>15100868
that front wheel looks tiny

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WR anon doxxx

>>15100877
its 17" just like every other bike out there.

>>15100846
>>15100847
sick meme red.ditor

KTM A SHIT

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>>15100868
why do they always have giants riding the thing.

They need to redesign that headlight. its the ugliest thing on the bike and is in fact ugly in general 2bh

>>15100896
What the fuck is that

What's the damage of not washing your bike nor storing it properly for eight months? (No fluid stabilizer, etc.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIfcvC3e3KY

>>15100900
SD 1290R Concept

>>15100909
by some one that has nothing to do with the project or the company.

>>15100902
>retards like this can legally drive

>>15100901
Surface rust and pitting on steel. Gas turning shitty, engine might not turn over.
Though I've stored lots of stuff in a garage for a year without fuel stabilizer and I've never had a real issue, I wouldn't do that to a bike I cared about.

>>15100902
i dont have audio...

is he crying? hes crying, 'isn't he

>>15100916
yeah i know. Imagine my discomfort after I bought a 1290r SD and after looking at it for a week realized i hated the fucking headlight and can't find a custom one.

>>15100902
lol honda

>>15100923
>eurocuck licensing is a bad thing

>>15100902
"i dont know what happened to be honest"

he gave it so much fucking gas and then target fixated on the car. god damn these people.

>>15100932
i dont care for the headlight on mine but im not a faggot so it doesn't bother me since its fun as fuck to ride.

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GET HYPE

Guise...
How do i find a spot to hoon?
Do i roam around?
Does gmaps work for this?

>>15100902
why can't yuros ride for shit?

>>15100960
Can't find shit
>>15100952
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>15100945
>i dont care for the headlight
>it doesn't bother me
>i'm not a faggot
>not a faggot

i dont believe you, faggot.

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>>15100976
Nothing at all

>>15100981
i bet you kiss your prostitutes.

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>>15100976
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>15100952
Kann ich am nächsten WE zum rummemen vorbeikommen? :^)

>>15100902
MYFUCKINGSIDES

>>15100902
that a 300? shoul've started on a R6 like i did senpai

getting ready to drain/flush coolant and replace it with engine ice
>dat good shit mayne

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>>15101029
>mgw nicht mal A2
:^DDD

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>>15101063
Ich fahr auf der TT und du hinten drauf? no homo

>>15100928
Thanks. Looking at buying a bike that's been improperly stored. Talked to the shop here and explained the situation, they don't seem overly concerned about it. Guy is going to drop the bike off next week and I'll have final word then. I'm hoping for the best.

>>15100901
The storage probably won't be that bad. Just turn the thing on with full choke and a fully charged battery and let the bad fuel run out. Worst part will be the potential rust in the tank though.

If you're the guy from the last thread, don't buy unless he's giving you a hell of a deal. 500 quid right? That's not too bad, but see if you can A) start it up reliably and B) take it for a test run. If everything holds up, you should be okay for that price but make sure you do some maintenance or take it into the shop before any serious riding

>>15100902
>up the fucking wall
>bike falls on him
What the fuck mayne

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>>15101068
da fahr ich lieber mit meinem Vati vorne drauf keke
>oder ridin dirty

NOICE
https://youtu.be/r0dD-_NubB8

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>>15100902
>VROOOOM VROOOOOM
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>all around me are familiar faces

Holy fucking shit

>>15101213
those shifter karts look like so much fun.

>>15101213
>OOOLEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn, some of those karts are really hauling ass.

Seems like a very cool event to spectate.

>>15101213
What the fuck is that thing at 1:15?

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>>15101213
memey

>>15101258
Shifter karts are fun as fuck. More fun than motorcycles IMO, because they corner like nothing else and are incredibly responsive and hard to drive well.

Alright /dbt?, I don't know where else to post this, but I bet this'll gross you out a bit.

>Be me
>I have a friend who also rides
>He has a CBR600rr
>I have an R6
>He moved away about five years ago to pursue a law degree and now he works as a city attorney
>As soon as he moves back into town he wants to go for a cruise
>Go for a ride in the afternoon hit what twisty roads we can
>Come back around the time our local "Cruise Night" is going on
>I should mention my friend was relentlessly bullied when we were both in school
>I was too, but I let it go
>Friend has always had a weird twitch about him since high school
>Anyway as we're passing the meet he tells me "he wants to look at this one Mustang"
>My friend hates mustangs
>Know something's up but I follow him anyway
>Pull in to the lot
>Friend immediately bee-lines for this one car
>Uh-oh
>Recognize the owner
>It's my friend's childhood bully
>He's chatting his bully up about his car
>I don't think the bully recognized him
>Eventually he brains this out
>Starts making fun of my friend about still being a "skinny faggot"
>Friend immediately turns around and starts baiting this guy into racing
>For pink slips
>Bully isn't having it at first
>Friend calls him a little bitch who knows his car is slow
>This triggers Bully
>Bully accepts the challenge
>Bully drives a V6 mustang with cobra rice parts
>He's racing a 600cc super sport
>Dis gun b gud
>It gets set for next Saturday out in the sticks
>Friend spends that whole week practicing his launches from a stop
>If he's not at work, he's practicing
>Race night comes
>Who car scene is there to watch Bully lose his most prized possession
>Bully is unaware he bit off more than he can chew
>Race time
>Some dude's girlfriend is doing the count down
>3... 2... 1... go
>As soon as the rag hits the ground my friend is gone
>Pretty much shits on the mustang
>Mustang bro is butthurt and calls 2/3
>Exact same results
>calls 3/5
>Gets walked again
(1/3)

>>15101090
Thank you.

>If you're the guy from the last thread, don't buy unless he's giving you a hell of a deal. 500 quid right?
Not him. I have posted a few different questions in the last few days though. I told the guy to take it to a shop and if they say it's okay, I'd buy it off him. It's an XT350, asking $2100. Unless the tank is filled with liquid gold, he's not going to be getting full asking price.

>>15101302
>(1/3)

OH boy.

what a lovely sight captured in this video. I'm hoping to see more in the future.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvbiggyliE

>>15101302
>Bully is now super butthurt that he lost his car to the guy he used to shove into lockers
>Bully is seeing red
>Both come back
>Bully is getting laughed at
>Friend dismounts his bike while the Bully gets out of his car and comes at him
>Bully takes a wild swing and it connects
>You guys ever punch a helmet? Not fun
>Friend comes back with a swing
>Connects but doesn't do a whole lot
>For a few seconds their trading blows
>Can hear the huffing a puffing of my friend through the Sena
>Can tell he's massively pissed
>Fight soon goes to tarmac
>Friend gains the upper hand and tops the Bully
>Bully lands a good one in the gut
>Friend plants both thumbs firmly on bully's eyes
>And starts pressing hard
>Bully starts flailing like mad and swinging wildly
>Some hits connecting, some missing
>Then the screaming starts
>Can hear my friend through the head set in the coldest voice
>"Shh, shh baby, just let it happen."
>Nope, time to step in
>Before I can pull my now fully Adam Lanza friend off Bully goes quiet and then really starts wailing
>He's screaming about his eyes
>Pull friend off
>Thumbs and hands covered in blood
>Don't even look at the Bully
>Sit friend down on the curb and lift his visor
>1,000 yard stare
>Try to snap him back to reality
>Nothin'
>Next day
>Friend was arrested and posted bail within a few hours
>He's at his folk's place
>Sitting on the couch drinking scotch with him and watching some TV
>Ask him what made him snap
(2/3)

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>>15101307
>so broke I can't afford a decent dirt bike to have fun on an here the NYPD is crushing them
DELET THIS

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>>15101265
a supermoto

JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK TIME TO GO RIDING

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>>15101311
>assuming not fake

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>>15100902
>raped the wall
>mad world
>"idk what happened to be honest"

>>15101335
No, it is time to shitpost on /dbt/

SUMMONING ALL DEM ITALIANS
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJyV00cQhS4

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why the FUCK is hard mounting luggage so goddamn expensive?

why hasn't monoprice or some chinese motherfucker undercut these scam artists yet?

>>15101311
>Tells me when we were both 16 him and bully had the same gym class together
>One day Bully and his cronies ganged up on him
>Dragged friend into the shower and beat the hell out of him
>Then had their way with him
>Before penetration the Bully had whispered "Shh, shh baby, just let it happen"
>No one got in trouble for it
>He had told me and the school he had a family trip to take when he was actually in a hospital for a week
>Only reason no one was caught for it was that the Bully's dad was the district superintendent and covered the whole thing up
>Said he saw an opportunity for some pay back and took it
>Not sure if he's going to prison or not
>Bully is in the hospital still and completely blind
>Both eyes completely destroyed
>Bully is also facing assault charges for starting the altercation
>Friend still has 1,000 yard stare and has been very cold since
>My friend has been a legitimate blood thirsty psychopath this entire time
>Who's also a lawyer
>I am both proud of his accomplishments and terrified of him a little
>Have been spending time with him trying to get him to come back to reality
>No success thus far
>First court date tomorrow

>>15101349
>WHY AREN'T THINGS I WANT FREE?
>BERNIE 2016
>IM A FAGGOT.

>>15101355
If the free market doesn't drive prices down then it is anti-capitalist.

>>15101349
Because enough people pay for them that they can keep doing it. Earn more than minimum wage and you can buy stuff too.

>>15101355
>wow this shit is expensive
>HOLY FUCK ANON WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYTHING FREE #RONPAUL2016

>>15101355
>>15101363
Fuck it then. I'm going to /diy/.

>>15101352
holy fucking shit man.

epic. pls be a real story.

must have been hard to carry that weight his entire life. smashing his eyes while repeating the same daunting phrase the faggot said to him while raping him must have been gloriously satisfying
>implying this happened

>>15101382
oh yeah, also:
>just drained and flush coolant with distilled water and memes
>waiting for bike to cool down so i can pop the cap off and add engine ice/burp out the air
arizona summers: 0
me: 1

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Everytime I login I have to see my bike brand demeaned for some "meme"

>honda a good bike

>>15101347
Terroni

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>tfw a grill wants to ride pillion

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If Bill had a bike it would be a Ninja or some other cuckmobile.

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>>15101437
Terroni a best

>>15101453
Shut up nobike

>>15101447
>little sister wants to ride pillion
>70 pounds and still feels super awkward and terrifying
I can't imagine how it feels like with a full grown adult.

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>>15101447
>not having one of these

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>>15101447
just b urself anon

>>15101347
>i used to be like that

>>15101447
we talking fatty or hungry skeleton

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>>15100902

>>15100876

There are different tiers of licenses for different engine sizes. Restrictor kits are used to make a bigger bike qualify for use under a lower tier/limit license

>>15101479
110lbs lad

>>15101465
What kind of kids bike do you ride?
I can have a normal (slightly tall) girl on the back without it feeling weird

>>15101503
you'll be alright niqqa

>>15101503
Nice, do it and take it slow. The pillion I mean

>>15101509
Ninja 250

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Just raced a random guy
Midnight riding is fun as fuck

Ninja 300, Cbr 300r or Yamaha R3
Which would you choose?

>>15101532
None of the above

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>>15101532
Aprilia RS 250
The 2stroke one

>>15101519
Did you win?

>>15101532

Ninja, because I like fluorescent snot coloured bikes.

>>15101352
6/10
woudn't save but would reply to

>>15100933
sup red-dit

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>>15101458
U MAD BRO
U FUCKEN MAD?
U MAD LMAO HAHA U MAD!

>>15101476
ayy lmao

>>15101541
Unfortunately i couldn't pass him
>tfw racing a liter
>tfw there really is no replacement for displacement
But he almost crashed because he missed his turn

>>15101553
I'm deleting you from the list

>>15101561
no u

>>15101532
R3

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>>15101437

>>15101539
None for sale near me that I can afford D:
>>15101535
A2 licence Cuck here
>>15101542
Would get the black version Tbh
>>15101577
And specific reason?

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>Keihin Carbs website

>>15101602
Lighter, faster and gotta love the visuals, especially the blue one

>>15101532
CB500

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>>15101587

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>>15101602
You can get even 650 on a2
Hell, i got a 750 under a2

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my new bike

>>15101647
muh forced perspective

>>15101647

somebike > nobike

>>15101610
I think I am leaning towards the R3 just depends on the money D:
>>15101613
Are there many differences between the 300 and the 500? Looks to me to be slightly faster and a lot heavier?
>>15101636
Without a restrictor?

>>15101553
I would buy the fuck out of that bike.

>dem plastics
>dem graphics
hnnngggg

>>15101651
Damn you got him, you must be the next Sherlock

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>>15101662
well then stay tuned for in about 14 hours my nigga

GOOD NIGHT /dbt/

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>>15101661
With an electronic """""""resctriction"""""""
>>15101647
Got myself some crashed goodies

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>>15101465
>and terrifying
I know all about that.
>90 year old grandmother comes over for dinner
>"Oh you got a motorcycle, anon? I used to ride pillion you know."
>mum tells me gran wants a ride on the bike
>protest the idea but she's already set on it and can't say no to gran
>tfw she just starts to climb onto the bike before I'm on it to keep it steady
>end up crawling around my sloped yard, making tight u-turns with both feet down, praying that I don't drop her while mum takes photos
>gran is loving it
>I smile but there's terror in my eyes
As my first ride with pillion it went quite well.

>>15101689
dang bruv you could literally lick rossi's ball + ass sweat off those seats...

>>15101689
Cute model kits anon

>>15100902
>that revving right when he first tries to go

thats how you know its going to be a good video

>>15101532
f4i

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>>15101747
Found em, planned to touch em up and sell them to hipsters
>>15101776
>hey, it was 99cents
>>15101689
Is photofag here?
Trying to get this shit right

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>>15101791

>>15101792
>color corrected

Maybe to what a colorblind person sees. Your monitor is probably misadjusted.

>>15101804
I just oversaturated it, like all the fags on instagram
>still can't quite get curves 'n shit

IIIIT'S FRIDAY NIGHT
MOTHERFUCKER LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

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I really don't wanna do this. Is this the feels that italiancb400 feels?
I don't like these need to fix bike feels.

>>15101860
way ahead of you lmao

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Which should I get for the Hornet ?

> they all look the same to me

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Am i a ricer for wanting to cover my bike with fame sponsors?

>>15101879
Top left or bottom right.

>>15101879
Bottom right, in my opinion. Whatever you do, don't go for the centre-bottom ones, they're utter garbage as the internal wiring is fragile as hell.

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>>15101879
I want a pari of theeeeeeeseeee

>>15101352
Even if bullshit it was a good read

>>15101901
Faggot, they are shit.

>>15101921
I'm inclined to believe otherwise
>last bike had bar ends
>new bike does not
>elbow is all i see
190cm of suffering

>>15101930
This 2bh famalamadingdong
t. fellow 190cm

>some of the best pilots
>shitcunts riding with slicks on public roads
>italian brands all have a trademark red coloration
Are italians orkz on two wheels?

>>15101879
the BMW/Aprilia ones look great but I bought a pair of Aprilias for my Z1000 and one of the ball sockets got loose with time. I'd just get barends, you can actually see around you anyways

>>15101984
I am revolted on all levels. ALL

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>>15101870
And so it begins

>>15101930
Get a bike with better ergos. I see just the very edge of my elbow with mine.

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>>15101996

>>15101984

I am so hard right now

>>15101994
Got the OEM ones on my Aprilia and it took 5 years of abuse, but now the left one bounces about
>>15102022
Fuck you, i love my baiku

>>15102030
I recognize that place. It's in Sturgis.

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i swear i have come on dbt and seen these exact comments more than once.

>>15102030
Fuck, if you want to see drunk dumpster sluts by the dozens go to sturgis or daytona bike week

>>15102048
It's déjà vu
you're going crazy
You spend to much time on here

>>15100846

seriously dude the joke isn't funny.

Stop fucking up /dbt/ with your bullshit reddit memes.

especially considering there's not even a bike in the OP pic.

>>15102060
That or someone else spends more time on here than i do and never has new ideas for what to shitpost

>>15102048
You are actually having a stroke.

RIP

>>15102067
I certainly do
I am surprisingly honest, post only the few pics that aren't on social media, but otherwise you already /know/ me

fairly boring thread to be honest

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>>15102155
Come help fix my waterpump.

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>>15102183
no im getting ready to go ride dirt squirter, passing time till i leave

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Make HondA Great Again

Awoooo~~~~~

>>15102183
>take water pump out
>put new one in in like 12 minutes
>drink some beer i dunno lel

rossi a shit rider tho desu

why all these reddit memes all week

>>15102183
Just take the old one out.. and put a new one in.... Seems like a straight forward job.

daily reminder that honda a shit

>>15102200
Fuck you. Ya Victorian shitcunt. You better ride twice as hard for me. Cunt.


>>15102213
If only it was that easy anon.

>>15102245
i always ride hard though, if i rode twice as hard my dick would probably get sore

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>>15102230
Except the circlip on the impeller shaft is in the inside of the case. Plus I need to replace the bearing for preventitive maintenance.

>>15102254
>not riding until you dick is sore

This GILF here >>15101984 would ride you until your dick is sore.

>>15102307
Disgusting to be honest, if i shave i can pick up 16 year olds and 16 year olds are legal where i live

>>15102302
Take it to shop and get the bearings fitted, that's probably the most annoying of the steps depending on how long they but should be like a few bucks.

>>15102314
>implying 16yo know how to fuck like a seasoned veteran

>>15102340
>implying 16 year olds are not massive sluts that are seasoned veterans

>>15102340
>not wanting to split sweet teenage hymens and fuck with a blood-rage

>>15102362
>all these implications have me feeling slightly uncomfortable

>>15102404
You'll be lucky to finds any virgin with her hymen intact. Fucking bicycles!

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>>15102316
Bearings are easy. I got all the tools needed.
Just the PO has killed the Phillips head screw heads on the inner cover and I cant get one out.

Going to nut and bolt shop to get replacements.

>>15102417
Fucking previous owners, I hate them.

>>15102417
>I've obviously fucked up
>but I'm going to keep going and see if it gets worse
I feel bad for you

>>15102417
Future use.
M6 x 11mm 1.0 pitch

>>15102417
drill the head, as center as you can, use an ease out, and be careful and go slow

>>15101352
"self defense"

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>>15102450
No anon. They were already fucked. I got the other 3 out but this one is rightly screwed.
Its a PH3 head and I have the right bit. That one was cammed out before. I did notice them when I originally took the cover off the put a werks clutch basket in. I dint worry about them then as the pump wasn't leaking then.

As you can see the metal is dull and not nice and shiny from having a fresh layer torn off.

>>15102417
Should have used an actual JIS screwdriver instead of phillips.

>>15102302
>>15102183
>fixed the water pump on my DRZ twice already
>it's leaking again
madness

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wew lads
as a /newbike of a few months here as well as being in the professional repair world years now....every time i work on my little ninja i grow more and more fond of the design of the platform
>left the rad cap off while idling bike after flushing coolant and putting in Engine Ice
>while air is burping, for shits and giggles google "burping air from cooling system 04 ninja"
>learn there's a one-way air valve that releases air on it's own and all i have to do is slowly top off the coolant and im good
no boiling evil hot slime like on an auto lol. good job, kawasaki.
now i just gotta slap the fairings back on and go do a good long ride to finish up the job.
>them feels when you put in better engine oil/coolant, clean and lube the chain, bleed the brakes and tighten every fastener
almost kinda sad it doesn't need more work.
so glad my co-worker and DBT talked me out of getting a Rebel as my first bike :D

>>15102494
just fyi, you can use a pair of dykes to get those screws out if they strip on you.
just get a good bite on the sides of the head and itll go

>>15102463
Yeah thats the plan. Going to get new screws now.

>>15102494
>>15102417
Gotta hate other owners, idiots fuck up everything then sell their bullshit. Least they can do buy new stripped bolts and clean their bikes.

>>15102500
They aren't JIS. well you couldnt even tell in the first place. But a fat PH3 fits perfect except for where the last cunt cammed them out.

>>15102494
>Its a PH3 head
No, it's a JIS head. Notice how the stripped circle doesn't go all the way to the edge of the grooves? That's because the wrong screwdriver was used.

I've had some luck with the correct screwdriver working on screws looking like that even after they have been stripped out by a phillips screwdriver. Vice grips sometimes work too if you have room to grab the head.

>>15102506
yolo. im the nanner ninja who just posted above about doing his coolant.

little pro tip: it's a wise idea to invest in a $40.00 dremel cutting tool and variously sized cutting wheels (in thickness). a little handheld one is all you need.

the next time you come across a stripped screw you can just cut a nice big line into the head of the screw. Sure, it fucks up the screw and you gotta get a new one (go to ace hardware faggot) but you can then use a flathead screwdriver to get it out nice n easy.

try it next time.

>>15102502
Working on bikes is way better than working on cars.

>>15102519
>suzuki
>a japanese manufacturer
>not JIS
????
They don't use Phillips at all over there.

Anyone have the 5km wheelie GSXR1000 screencap? I need it because of reasons.

>>15101860
>tfw babysitting

>>15102524
i'd have to strongly agree. autos i fuck with 5 days a week.

my bike? its special to me, and somewhat of a new experience in every aspect - from going down the road to wrenching on it.

i think next im gonna get a two brothers pipe (moderate sound, i hate loud ass pipes and this thing sounds like an angry lawn mower anyway) and re-jet the carbs.

>>15101984
paper bag and it's all good.
>>15102200
WAKE UP

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>>15102203
>honda
>not the greatest already

OP is mad as fuck his shitbike breaks down all the time

>>15102523
Not poor enough for a proper DIY. I used a hacksaw and reused the screw. For my carbs.

>>15102523
That bitch in the picture is conveniently recessed.

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>>15102520
>>15102526
Yeah i meant you couldnt tell due to them being cammed out.

Got these suckers now. But they need to get cut down a little.

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Shaft is grooved.

>Just how yo mumma likes it.

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>>15100846
did OP crash his grom like a dweeb and blame it on Honda?

>>15102796
this is why I love /dbt/, no matter how often, how terribly and how obviously bait is posted, you retards get mad every time.

Seriously I don't think I've seen another board as bad at not responding to bait as /o/.

he's been posting the honda a shit thing in like at least 10 threads now.

>>15101532
anything > honda
the kawi and yammy are roughly ==

>>15102819
>Last 10 threads
Nigga's been doing it for the past month. It rustled me the first day, then I got over it and just ignored him.

>>15101532
CBR300R
Only thing I'll say, replace the headlights with something brighter, and you're set.

>>15101532
2bh the only purpose of those bikes is to be cheap, and the Honda does it best.

>>15102830
why would it rustle you at alll? He doesn't even make any points he just says honda a shit.

are you retarded?

>>15102819
/k/ is basically a thinly veiled bait board and everyone always bites

>>15102843
That feel when the 500 got LED lights this year.

>>15102856
I dunno, just seeing some new people actually semi-believing it just because it was the OP a few times bugged me.
>>15102864
I was thinking of going for LEDs. Ended up deciding to try Sylvania ZXEs instead. They work pretty damn good, I just wish they aimed slightly lower.

>>15102875
>I just wish they aimed slightly lower.
can't you adjust your housing to point lower?

tomorrow's the nicest weekend all year and i have to drive my stupid bus to a festival

so over this shit. JUST WANT TO RIDE

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>>15102888
I should be able to, but when I tried, literally nothing happened. Using that screw should face them further up or down depending on the way you turn it, but no matter how far I turned it either way, it never moved.

I like my headlights. Looks like an angry owl.

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>>15102932
Goddamnit I forgot the pic.

Are the 500cc hondas fun?

>>15102926
did you try pushing on the housing?

>>15102913

3 please

>>15102942
nah

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>>15102954
Too bad

They look cool

>>15102942
Hondas arent fun

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Theres 3 ambulances over at my neighbors house

>>15102946
Push on the housing? Wouldn't even know how, it's sealed off. Don't think I could get to it without removing the fairings.

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>>15102979
>king county
sup local wabro

>>15102979
>that sun glare
Your friend probably had terminal can't-see

>>15102979
My first guess would be a murder suicide of the whole family.

>>15102942
i had a 1 cyl 500 honda, it was balls of fun

>>15102819
Post your bike tomposter, did you go to the briso /o/ meet?

>>15102941
haven't you got some children to molest

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>>15102979
>>15103009
sadly no

>>15103026
Nigga I ain't got any kids.

>>15103032
Do wambulance services compete there? Otherwise my second guess would be carbon monoxide/dioxide poisoning.

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>>15102994
We scenc now?

Opinion pls, 6 year old sv650, or r3 for first bike?

>>15103055
SV650 all the fucking way. Why is this even a question.

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>>15103032
:( thats really sad, cant tell the age of that person? old? young?

second, im kinda creeped out by the fact that you have 9 random sky cameras. are these fixed ones, or do you have a drone?

ever get any titty shots? down the shirt never hurt.

>>15102913
rollio

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>>15103055
>6 year old
Yes please

>>15102913
Rolling for EBR.

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>>15103046
It was two fire department ones and a regular AMR. I only see the one kind ever so I'm gonna guess no.

Also good guess, very possible.

>>15103049
SCENC

>>15103055
sv

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>>15103049
we always scenic

>>15103056
holy shit that was dope
>>15103069
tie me to the pope and fuck me running that was INSANE

do you guys sit on your bikes to fuel?

i saw a sign at the gas station today saying not to

but i like to keep the bike level and it's all around easier

>>15103093
I never get off my bike to fuel unless I'm getting food.

>>15103070
I can't either. They're russian so the kids look like mafia guys from 8 years old.

No drone.

>>15103093
yes i do. Everyone does.

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>>15101302
>>15101311
>>15101352
>you will never best your high school bully in a race for his car, win it, then gouge out his eyes when he tries to assault you and then get away with it.

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>>15103090
>All this talk about religious nutjobs in that shit movie
Makes me want to do the COBDR

>>15103093
no, they won't activate the pump. I don't end up getting any extra fuel in with it up right.

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>>15103093
i usually do, quicker and easier imo

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>>15103100
my bike has a center stand built on. i just pop it on that real quick to fuel.

>>15103100
>>15103111
why does the sign at the gas station say not to?

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What's it like to ride a musclebike? Tfw I'm kind of tempted by vmaxs and mt01s these days.

>>15103131
Why does any sign say anything?

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>>15103129
lol

>>15103140
it said a bunch of stuff that made sense like don't have an open flame near the pump and don't let children fuck around with it.. and then don't sit on your bike to fuel.. it was weird i never saw anything like it before

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>>15103144
Ayy, Lmao.

>>15103155
what's going on here?

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>>15103155
straight JACKED

bike won't idle

>carbs

>>15103161
It's a sign, not a cop.

>>15103167
>rider crashes
>wants to get back to the pits
>finds random guy on scooter
>jacks scooter
>rides back to pits

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>>15103125
i feel that movie is going to damage our adv rep among the normies

>>15103164
No matter how bored I was...and I mean REALLY fucking bored...I just couldn't understand someone filming this.

>>15103055
get the sv ameen

>>15103184
did it anyway just wondering about the reasoning behind it

presumably something bad happened but can't figure out what

>>15103195
>honda riders amirite

>>15103192
You guys talking about "the story" flick

>>15103201
Probably static electricity lit someones bike on fire because it was running and then it was HURRDURR BIKES EXPLODE IF YOU'RE ON THEM

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>>15103210

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>>15103179
I don't think I ever posted it before but the pic turned out pretty good.

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>>15103055
sv
biased as fuck.

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>>15103192
The typical BMW R1200GS Starbucks visiting hi-viz wearing douchenozzle has done enough for that I think

1000 miles in 8 days is shit though

NEW
>>15103237

NEW
>>15103237

NEW
>>15103237

>>15103223
>muh story
>muh traumatic experiences that we wrench out of everyone and put on film
>muh queers
>muh story
>muh jebus
>muh story

>>15103232
thank god he was wearing that kneepad

>>15103164
thats some classic high school shit nigga

>>15103253
thank god he managed to smash the gurardrail with the back of his head where the helmet actually covers instead of the front

>>15101615
Where is that?

>>15102963
Ignore him, they're fun

>>15103783
Somewhere near last sem, i don't really remember

>>15100846
N
>>15105475
E
>>15105475
W
>>15105475

fuck sake cunts get in new bread

>>15103121
>get away with it.
read it again

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>tfw you will never be riding one of those