[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

First for Burgerland is kind of okay

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colours

Dirt bikes are for kids

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nth for 2 smoke a best

>>15089945
Is a gsxr 600 or a Suzuki katana good starter bikes?

>>15089982
Katana maybe, GSX-R fuck no.

Katanas are fat heavy bitches and GSX-Rs are race bikes with lights.

>>15089982
gsxrs aren't and katanas are really heavy. if you're tall and strong enough for it, a katana would be fine, otherwise get something lighter

>>15089990
I'd like to get a ninja500 because I hear they're very light and ninjas are very good starter bikes but I'm kinda restricted to craigslist. a friend of mine said he'll teach me how to take care of it and shit tho

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>>15089976
So are shoes. What's your point?

>>15089995
I'd recommend a Ninja 500 over either of those bikes. Check out the newer Ninja 650R too, you should be able to find one as low as $2500 or $3000 if you're lucky. If you have more to spend there's also the Ninja 650 and Ninja 300

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>>15089976
And i never want to grow old

>>15090001
SV650's are gud too.

If you want light then look at the 250/300cc "sport" bikes or dualsports.

>>15089995
EX500 is worse than a GS500. Only thing better is the fact it has 4 valves per cyclinder so it makes a little more power.

Has the worst frame flex. The brakes and suspension is worse than the GS500.

it is one of the only ninjas to avoid.

>>15090005
You can grow old. Just not up.

By the way, does anyone have the original too hot / too fast story saved somewhere? The buttmad that caused was glorious.

>>15089998
You're retarded.

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Rate my new winter gloves.

>>15089995
Just get a ninja 600 so that you wont get bored.

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>>15090037
> GS 500 brakes
> bad
There are no bad brakes, just bad riders.

>>15090057
They are good brakes. Very progressive and that makes it good for a beginner rider.

>>15090057
Gs500 a shit.

>>15090057
Looks like it locked twice. You did good, cum tribute anon.

>>15090071
That meme will never catch on.

>>15090066
EX500 a shit

>>15090072
We know its you Drop Anon. Same with your harley posting.
Just cum clean and fess up m80

>>15090057
>There are no bad brakes, just bad riders.
Tell that the to brakes on my roommates 1980 CB400. I hope you train with a No. 3 CoC Gripper if you wanna stop in under 100 feet.

>>15090074
>Gs500 a shit
>Ex500 a shit

>>15089972

post timestamp nobike

>>15090083
you post your no-bike fagget

>>15090085

The fact the only response you have is projection proves you have no bike.

Post a timestamped pic faggot

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>>15090057
>doesn't notice a red light until he's nearly through it

do you just ride with your eyes closed or something lmao, is this how you rode into the side of that truck?

>>15090079
I actually know who CTA is lmao, I'm not telling you fags though lmao.

>>15090083
Chill viccb400sf the cruisercuck probably left.

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sup nerds

daily beer thread?

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OH BOY
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

>>15090088
nah, nah m80 post your dads no-bike

>>15090092

>viccb400sf
literally who?

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>>15090079
If this meme keeps getting forced I'll snap one day and use WR anon IRL for cum tributes.
But seriously, I'd only spam beautiful bikes like this MAJESTIC specimen.

>>15090081
> not training functional grip strength by jerking off all day

>>15090089
Yeah I was distracted.
Nope, that was lack of sleep, panicking, braking in a corner and target fixation.

>>15090093

>>15089459

>>15090103
That poorfag that lives in a shitty shack and only eats food from cans, also rides a cb400sf anime bike.

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>>15090092
you do know that i am also ktm300 anon right?

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>>15090114
oh right.

>>15090120
Every body knows m8

>>15090129
then how did you miss that i am here?

>>15090132
Bcuz im busy fuckting ur mum, fagget!#

>>15090089
You actually replied to CTA. ;^)

>>15090132
Post the pic of your tater ass beads you made. I saw your post in diy and it had the same shitty carpet in the pic.

You're disgusting, how can you fit 6 taters up your ass.

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>ride 600 km from home
>sleep there
>wake up with wrist pain, can't ride back

fuck, my next bike will have cruise control

What's the best litrebike for my fifteen year old nephew? Looking to surprise him as he starts riding next year and was pretty bummed about riding a 250

>>15090143
Cta is wing anon, angry anon and drinks sierra nevada.

>>15090143
I know, drop anon.

>>15090158
Wings anon and angry anon are nobike tho. They only come to get (You)'s.

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Check what I took to bed last night /dbt/. She's a bit heavy and she's an older girl but what a ride!

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>>15090150
same carpet as the carpet in my shed or the bungalo in my backyard...?

Fairly sure my room has no carpet.

>>15090161
I like the fag. Hes a pretty cool guy.

>>15090164
Ford pinto?

>>15090165
Fix your wheel barrow. Ya cunt.

>>15090170
Not the key ring you pisstake, that's just so I don't lose things in my cavernous pockets. The key!

>>15090172
No it works fine, don't fix whats not broke ya spanner

>>15090174
Its got a fucken flat tyre ya mong.

>>15090174
That attitude is why the gs500 was produced for 30 years.

>>15090177
it's only flat on the bottom though you knob jockey

>>15090173
What key? Well im pretty lazy and didnt look at the key but i really dont care about your new ford pinto.

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tfw drunk af and just smoked a kief bowl

lmaoooooooo

doges

>>15090182
Its not even on the rim properly ya semen slurper

>>15090190
ayyyy lmaoblazeit420swagyoloGunit

>>15090190
Fuck off CTA

>just got my new pantaloons
>got the right size (I think)
>the protection makes my hips fat

DAMMIT.
I think it's the lady cut.

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>>15090193
ura niggertots

>>15090197
P-post pictures.
I need them for uh, research.

>>15090197
What if you're actually a lady?

>>15090192
fuck off ya poo jabber, it only looks like that because of the angle of the picture

>>15090190
why don't you go tell crt hypermotard anon?

you still can't wheelie lmao

>>15090208
it sure is hard to lean back and gas it on a torquey vtwin!!!

grow up and buy a bike

>>15090153
HP4 :^)

>>15090197
Ybrgrill plz. You just have a fat ass.

I like it.

>>15090214
post a wheelie then, I'll wait.

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>>15090222
How about you post your bike lmfao

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>>15090153
He would probably appreciate a nitrous powered hillclimb bike more, smoto convert it

>>15090227
Has to be road legal as it will be registered and insured to me. Police in my country can radio a number plate and get all details about the vehicle. Some places have cameras that auto ticket you

>>15090254
no plate, no problem

>>15090254
get him a busa then, they handle well, have great brakes, heavy enough to not blow around in the wind, reliable, enough power to never get bored.

>>15090260
A Busa, I'm not trying to kill him...

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>>15090201
All right.

>>15090220
>>15090203
I'd be a very hairy lady.


Turns out the hip protectors where folded over a bit.
They feel weird tough, and the knee protector goes too far down so I can't wear tall boots.

I think that with a decent thermal layer they could work in winter too.
Maybe I'll change them for the model with the waterproof lining and fuck the jumpsuit.

>>15090273
>same pants as YBRgrill

LMAO you bought girls pants

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>>15090268
then don't be a retard and get him one of pic related.

>>15090268
They're actually a really good and comfortable ride. They were designed more as sports tourers than sportsbikes. They just can go sanic fast.

>>15090273
H I G H
T E S T
Can't you change the height of the protectors? And don't worry, you'll have to wear them in just like leather shoes.

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Majestic.

>>15090278
None of those bikes are a litre lol. Do you even own a bike?
>>15090280
Yeah but the engine is too fast for him, he's pretty impatient as it is and his mom won't know about the litrebike for a while

>>15090286
Porpoise.

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>>15090281
>Can't you change the height of the protectors?
Nope they're fixed.
I wonder if I can actually wear a boot with shin protector with it, I'm afraid not, that sucks.

Sitting down they stretch a lot on the knees, hope they don't do the same when I'm riding.

>>15090276
>mfw I'm in ybr girl pants

In more than one way ;;;))))

>>15090286
Fuck off CTA

on a rcok flying through space

we all are

shits amazing

all he animals and plants on this planet alone

smoke weed and drink alcohol and become one with the universe, as we all are

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>>15090287
get him a 1600 harley then you moronic jizz sock

>>15090320
And you're one of many shitcunts

>>15090327
thanks bruh

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Good morning dbt.
How goes today's banter

>>15090356
id fill jennifer carpenter with cum

>>15090356
Drop anon wants to give you a cum tribute

>>15090297
So, obvious question:

Why'd you buy pants you obviously find uncomfortable and cumbersome?

>>15090364
Kind of fucking question is that?

I bought them online because they were 50€ cheaper.

>>15090364
I wanted to become ybrgrill

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>>15090359
No clue who that is man, sorry.
But of haven't had coffee yet. I don't know much right now

>just matched with an ugly girl on tinder only because she has a large farm with a dirt track on it
did I do the right thing?

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>>15090382
good, going for a ride on dirt squirter tomorrow instead of working and just killing time before bed

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>>15090421
As long as you take her dirt track if u know what I mean

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>>15090430
Work is for suckers man. It's sadly gonna be raining this weekend, so that ruined my plans to ride to comicon in my Batman onsie. :/

But today and tomorrow is nothing but riding weather. Awww yea

>>15090434
>highway miles only

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>>15090462
its raining tonight and probably will tomorrow too but thats alright

about to ride for the second time, gonna focus on getting the hang of countersteering and cleaner throttle control

>>15090468
I got an entire 3 weeks of nothing to do. I'm sure I'll have plenty of nice days coming up. I'll just play fallout or something on super shitty days
>also
Fallout seems to have a thing for the new Indians I've noticed

>>15090474
do sik willies and then powerslide through some corners uleh

>>15090474
Don't forget to only wave at the same kind of bike you ride

>>15090474
if a car cuts you off punch its mirror off

>>15090474
learn from my mistakes
don't use the front brake at low speeds
turn ur head

>>15090474
remember to top up your blinker fluid before each ride

>>15090322
He's not a cuck mate

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>>15090502
but you could get him a seat that would teach him to love you better

>>15089945
>Kind of fucking question is that?

The obvious one. Riding pants ain't cheap bruh. Be like buying a car just off the description of "it's a sedan".

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>>15090474
have fun anon

>>15090482
>>15090487
>>15090495
>>15090501
thanks for the good advice

>>15090500
>>15090522
fk off m8s

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>>15090545
Change two lanes at a time.

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>>15090545
This is what you do when people break the law around you.

>>15090474
Look THROUGH the corner, not at what's directly in front of you.

Be smooth with your inputs, whether it's throttle, brakes or clutch.

Above all though, enjoy it.

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>>15090474
>>15090474
turn your head
t. professional motorcycle rider

>>15090599
Paint it all one color+ racing stripes

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>>15090603
not allowed to modify it outside of popping a gopro on

>>15090053
Too much blue not enough yellow depending on rest of your outfit

>>15090152
have you considered a throttle lock or that crampbuster thing? Not sure if they are safe, but I guess having a cramped up hand isn't safe either.

>>15090190
awww yee i dont work tmw, i dont ever usually have friday off so while everyone else is busting their ass in 100 degree auto shops ill be kicksin it at home, changing my coolant out, cleaning/lubing my chain and smoking a little bud after going out for a midnight right.

life is good

>>15090552

>that filename
>implying it doesn't show poor roadcraft
>implying a sarcastic filename doesn't mean it's not actually dangerous

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>>15090599
>>15090613
You're not allowed to use a GoPro either. It's against company policy. You'll lose your job if you go out with a camera on. Violates the privacy act.

>>15090733
Team leader gave me the green light as long as personal information is not released to any external parties, so it's easiest to avoid having a helmet cam

How long have you been a postie for? My arse is sore after only four days of UMS

>>15090712
>roadcraft

Kek what an autist

>>15090757

>hurrr riding is a joke
>endangering yourself is funny

literally kill yourself you fucking infant

>>15090761
Autism

>>15090761
>expecting anything more from 4chan

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>>15090761
For you

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>>15090751
>Team leader gave me the green light as long as personal information is not released to any external parties, so it's easiest to avoid having a helmet cam
Don't. You'll get fired instantly if management find out. It's written in the policy that you aren't allowed too.

You don't want one anyway. Why give someone a way to prove you weren't going 10kph on the footpath.

>How long have you been a postie for? My arse is sore after only four days of UMS
About a year and a half. Try riding my round.

>>15090761
Where was the rider endangered?

Where you there riding?

Did you get to see the full video?

>>15090712
I bet you don't split either. Thats dangerous too. Hell riding in itself is dangerous.

>>15090518
Meant to quote
>>15090368
Phone app is terrible for post numbers.

>>15090797
>lanesplitting
>dangerous

Holy fuck get out nobike

>>15090811
>What is sarcasm

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Abouts fuckin crashed when I looked to me left and saw nothin but the horizon

>>15090797
>cucked by the dangerous meme
>will never know the feels of coming upon a wild pack of school buses, and shooting through them weaving while the cagers behind you get stuck behind them going 35 mph
if you were riding with me to work yesterday morning i bet you woulda shit your pantalones, hombre'

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>>15090774
yeah probably true, especially since the bike sits in a depot most of the time
>try riding my round
that's nothing brotha

>>15090811
It is if done at a delta of 20mph than the cars you are passing

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>>15090819
have you never been to an ocean before anon?

>1 hr south of sydney

>>15090093
>filming yourself buying beer

Do your friends think you're cool yet?

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>>15090819

>>15090869
Really nice

Isn't the 650 a pain on highway ?
Seems a little too underpowered, but i see a lot of people "adventuring" on it.

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>>15090879
it feels a little winded for doing 80+ on freeways but everything else is happy to cruise all day

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>>15090879
I can assure you that 650 engine goes alright...

>>15090835
I have a drive way like this on a 40-45 degree incline that goes up 30-40 meters. It's a bastard of a round. I only do 1300 points though.

>>15090879
breh, to be honest i think you are a bunch of fags i live in a shithole in south america and everyone here ride 250 cc or less because bikes are fucking expensive and noone seems to complain about "power".

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Post your garage

>inb4 mess, just moved in

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I found my bike's sister today

>don't like to sidemount cam
>no space for chinmount
>ordered chestmount but don't like the fixed camera position

ordered a pack of sugru like anon suggested the other day, wont be here in time to record my first riding lesson

post helmets, preferably with cams attached

>>15090976
>garage
Do I look like I have money and/or live in a place were they have room for that?

>>15090979
> JUST FUCK MY DRIVE SHAFT UP PHAM

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>>15090981

>>15090981
You could attach the sticky pad slightly off to the side where there is more surface for it to grab onto, then construct like an arm thatholds the cam in front of the chin.

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>>15090981
>>15091015
I did this

>>15091023
Fucking Australians

>wanna try new pants
>starts raining

REEEEEEEE

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>>15091032
>bought new gear
>still can't ride new bike

kinda looks out of place on the TW desu

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>>15091029
I've rotated that file numerous times and it keeps returning to upside down-state when i post it
baka

>>15091082
why the fuck is this one sideways

>>15091081
>dainese pants

I'm >>15090273

How tall are the knee pads?
I think that if I tried the boots you're wearing I'd have to tuck a good piece of them into the boots.

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So I'm looking at this SV650 on craigslist

Title: 2007 Suzuki SV650 MUST SELL!!!! - $1900

Runs Great, Only has 2700 miles on it!!
ASV levers.
Must Sell $1900 obo

Surely there must be something wrong with it? $1900 feels too good to be true.

>>15091082
>1280x960
crop it smaller.

>>15091023
>all those connector arms and finger screws
Fucking savage, at least swap them out for actual screws that don't stick out so much

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>>15091097
First, go see if the thing is real, then ride it, ask for what's been done on it and if any receipts have been stored. If it checks out, buy it. sv650's can sell for pretty cheap sometimes. I got mine for 1.8k

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>>15091107
you said that last time
I like my knobby helmet

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>>15091082

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>>15091095
I have the same kneepads you posted and they're tucked the boots, but I can't really feel it and it doesn't bother me at all

>>15091082
open in paint
rotate
change some pixels
undo
save

>>15091122
kek
must be a phone thing
>>15091125
ceebs

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>>15091088
it's better, I thought it was on it's side having a sleepy weepy

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>>15091015
>>15091023
Rather than having an arm sticking way out to center the camera on the chin, you can just leave it slightly off center. It's not noticeable in the video.
Shoei related

>>15090782
Are you retarded son?

Tell me what was in the far left lane. Especially considering that road is right outside a bunnings warehouse so there can be timber and all kinds of other debris that you can't see.

Are you honestly trying to defend making stupid manouvres with zero visability like this?

No wonder the stats for motorcyclists is so shithouse.

>>15091123
*tucked in the boots

>>15091113

I can't ride it because I don't have my motorcycle license yet (just moved to CA)... should I ask him to ride it around the block for me?

I can ask whats been done to it and if he has any receipts but I have a feeling I will just get told everything is fine and then 2 months later have something happen

>>15091135
muh autism though

>>15090797

Nope. Split every single time I ride.

Nice attempt at an argument though.

>Hell riding in itself is dangerous.

No shit. It's called harm minimisation.

I'm almost of the opinion that you idiots are just trolling and you're not that stupid.

>>15091123
All right,
maybe I can get a full size boot then.

>>15091120
I've never seen that before. I guess someone else thinks just like me.

>>15091145
Do what pleases you then.

>>15091142
Yes, but you risk not feeling how the bike rides and handles, also you miss the condition of the clutch and getting a dud bike that needs a clutch replacement. Although most of the time it's probably somebody who got married or having a baby and the wife's making them get it out of the house. But sure, you can make them ride around and at least you know it's not terrible risk.

>>15091150
Just wear the pants to the store and try them on, that's what I did, short boots just feel uncomfortbale desu

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>>15091113
ay bb the weather is nice today. Do you want to meat up?

>>15090053
SWEDEN YES

>>15091165
I would, but I can't find them anywhere.
I tried another similar boot from the same brand to get the right size.

I just got my first ever ticket for over-speeding today.
It was pretty overwhelming, I'll never do it again.

>>15090573
lol what happened here? it looked like you said something to make her look at you

>>15091201
watch the tachometer

>>15091201
She was jaywalking, I revved to 10k and got a dirty look from the cunt.

>>15090751
you guys arent in the US are you? in order to work for our federal post offices you basically need to have served in the military first or already been in the government and has a security clearance, they dont like handing this job out to normies

>>15091023
i tried doing it like this, needed all the arm-segments that came with it, looks messy as fuck and even then its hard to get the angle right

>>15091135
i like the shoei side mount, can't do it now since i'm in driving school and the teacher/ inspector will be like "muh limitations of sight/ movement!" when the cam is in the line of sight or touches the jacket while shoulderchecking

thats why chestmount or a clean chin mount are my only options atm

>>15090573
m8 you had room/time to go in front of her instead of waiting

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>>15091122
if you get banned could you query your DHCP server to give you a new IP address to bypass the ban? or would you need to mess with NAT to give you a new inside global address to trick the 'chan?

>>15091223
Not the point, she's criminal scum and it was my duty to at least notify her of that.
Maggot should have gotten 20 years in the cubes for that.

>>15091216
It's completely below the edge of the chin bar so it's not blocking my line of sight any, except I can barely see the corner of it if I look all the way down and to the right. I can still turn my head and have never had problems shoulder checking with it.

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Brit here, got a 1987 NSR125 on the way but was wondering if I gotta premix the 2stroke oil or if there's a seperate reservoir like on the newer NSRs

>>15091230
>20 years

if she had a good lawyer maybe, I would of sued

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>>15091238
>125

>>15091238
>Rothmans

every. fucking. time

>>15090848
PA is landlocked so it's pretty unusual for me to be near big water

just a reminder that cafe racers are fucking quitters: https://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/5581845182.html

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>>15091167
ayyyy, maybe later, atm I have a massive hangover and the hot shits, it's like wiping a marker

>>15090599
>>15090578
>>15090522
just returned, it was amazing.
we did some standard excercises and at some point it just clicked and it felt like I had never done anything else in my life.
Rode through the city, country roads and traffic jams and it was flawless. I want to do this forever.

Thanks for the advice folks!

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So i just passed my A. Now that i'm an officially certified no-bike, what's the best dual-sport / Enduro bike to get as my first?

Is renting several them to see what i actually like good idea or waste of money? Maybe I should just whore around sellers for test rides?

I'm thinking you cant really know a bike by circling for 5 minutes in parking lot. Should i look at some of the more road worthy enduros (KLR, F650, KTM LC4 etc) or start out smaller (drz400, KDX250, TT250) and stay within city, away from highways in beginning?

>>15091317
I honestly don't get people's fears of highways. It's easier to ride on the highway than it is in the city.

>>15091317
cut>uncut

http://www.livescience.com/27769-does-circumcision-reduce-sexual-pleasure.html

>>15091317
what kind of riding are you planning to do?
what kind of offroading?

>>15091336
Not being a jew>being a jew

>>15091331
if you're on I95 it literally doesnt matter what state you're in there is a 70% chance of getting ran over by a vehicle with Florida plates going 30 over.

>>15091343
Bring a Californian and living in Colorado, what you said does not resonate at all. Even the worst highways in Oakland really aren't hard. Just don't weave in and out and doing drive erratically

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ATTENTION FAGS
>ATTENTION FAGS
ATTENTION FAGS
>ATTENTION FAGS
ATTENTION FAGS
>ATTENTION FAGS
ATTENTION FAGS
>ATTENTION FAGS


We require a website for dbt. We need a source to assert the presence of our motorcycle club. /o/ is trying into maymay prestige so we have made a page on Wikipedia;

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Commonwealth_MC

Let us turn this into an actual thing.
/o/ doing something by itself outside of 4chan for once.

We need a website so we can shitpost about any events we may have in the future and to store other videos taken by all of us fags.

>>15091343
This is quite true.. Most people who tailgate me or fly past me at speeds I couldn't even guess have florida or NY tags. Idk what the fuck it is about Florida but thry have the worst fucking drivers

>>15091331
>fears of highways
I'm not afraid. Just a think i should account for if i get a small bike. Actually more bad bike accidents happen exactly in city traffic. So, what's better for beginner?

>>15091339
I can see myself either just aimlessly cruising around, enjoying weather, maybe visit some places for photography or seriously abusing the bike with mud, climbs and jumps. Cant actually see myself just riding around firepaths. Either chill or go hard.

>>15091336
Yes

>>15091373
You want a bike that can do both ok or one of the two very well?

>>15091373
You want a dualsport? 650 is fine, it also depends on your market though. Drz is fine, I wouldn't mind one and they're as fast as the klr. I would get an xr650 just because I like Honda and they're a lot lighter than the klr.

I'd avoid the 125s tho. Maybe a 300 could be a good starter

>>15091383
I don't i'll find one that can do both. Just wondering what's better to start out. The logical choice seems to be something modest and in between (aka KLR), but on the other hand i feel like it's the case of what can do all is good at nothing and will be a waste of money.

So, to have an actual question - are there any dual sports, that are actually good at something and not a gimmicky waste of money? Or should i just decide if i get plain street or hard enduro first?

>>15091409
the klr would actually be at the comfy but shit offroading end of the spectrum with some light two stroke at the other end
>>15091409
>So, to have an actual question - are there any dual sports, that are actually good at something and not a gimmicky waste of money? Or should i just decide if i get plain street or hard enduro first?
they are a compromise and they all sacrifice something, so you have to decide how much offroading are you willing to give up or how much street comfy
You already said all the offroading you want to do is fucking around so you don't need a dedicated offroad bike

>>15091409


Honda XR650L For a more dirt oriented in between
Kawasaki KLR650 For a more road oriented in between

I would say the KLR might fit you best afterall.

It wont be the best road bike, but it will be a good road bike.
It wont be the best dirt bike, but it wont be a bad dirt bike.

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How fucked am I?

2006 zx6r

>>15091357
>that Known Acts portion

Really? Do we really have to be made out to be like any other retarded MC?
Can't we just enjoy riding bikes and going fast?

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Mfw I bought my fz07 last spring, put 1k miles on it then got a DUI and can't drive it til next Feb.. don't drink and drive bros it ain't worth it. At least it will be payed off by the time I ride it again...

daily reminder that honda a shit

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>>15091504

>>15091512
>drunk riding
>financing a bike

>>15091511
Its bants, that part wasnt even i who wrote but might aswell just leave it there.

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>>15091512
dunno what you're on about 2bh

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>>15091504
>>15091515

>0-4 buy new coils
>5-9 buy a new bike

>>15091357
This is fucking dumb.

>>15091518
>Drunk driving
Yes stupid I know, hence advocating against it.
>Short term financing the devil
when will this meme die? I will have payed 3xx dollars in interest by the time I'm done, big whoop. I own 3 motorcycles, all of which I payed off in less than 2 years each

>>15091357
>Common nicknames for the club members are "Fags" and "Anons".

Just fucking shoot me. If we need a website then make a few website. There's no reason for this literal shitposting to be on Wikipedia.

>>15091526
wait did he really died

>>15091565
yep

https://www.instagram.com/valentiarturo/

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Could've been a nice unboxing but they wrote on the box what's inside

>>15091684
Could have put a piece of tape on it.

post moar

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>>15091753
There you go, taped for suspense

>>15091771
Goddamn you sassy bitch.


Ps. I blew a coil

>>15091771
i wonder...

>>15091819
>Ps. I blew a coil
where is the hornet, you cunt
>>15091820
the maker's mark came off with the tape on both radio, so you'll never know

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Utah is fucking boring.

What city should I move to /o/?

>>15091857
detroit

>>15091360
You ever been to Orange county? Most drivers there are unlicensed immigrants/illagals or angsty rich douches.

>>15091857
Omaha, get a grom

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>>15091876
>a grom

too bad i spent my allowance on this shitbike.

>>15091854
>the maker's mark came off with the tape on both radio, so you'll never know
Pffftahah

>where is the hornet, you cunt
You know I hate wasps

>>15091857
Not Florida

>>15091857
Mason City

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>>15091887
>You know I hate wasps
fgt

>>15091904
>Iowa

all Landlocked states are boring, anon. Even the most interesting person you could possibly meet in one of these states will break your neck in a week when you realized what you were diving into, what you thought was deep was actually the shallow end of the kiddy pool.

we gotta talk coastal

>>15091857
>Utah is boring

Fug, I was going to roll down there in a few weeks because I had the same view about South East Idaho.

North Idaho is fucking beautiful though, you could go there

>>15091913
Rising Sun-Lebanon more something for you?

>>15091916
it might be interesting for you.

Im from a big city with 3 million people, and a state with 13 million.

People in utah or from the mid-west, or if you're just straight up burned out from big city living, find it enjoyable.

It is definitely an enjoyable place to visit. I just find poeple on the whole are shallow, flakey and played out byt he time they hit 24. They think they're ultimate baddasses because they smoked weed once in their little mormon town.
they tend to take the dumbest, simplest, small world bullshit and let it consume them like they are these all important beings that got let down once so their until world is shattered an behind repair. Small world shit, drama and name dropping ever 3.7 seconds is pathetic senpai. That's all you'll find around here when you get to know them

>>15091909
>vespa
>>>/scoot/

>>15091928
closer to the mark.

I'm thinking Philadelphia or its surrounding suburbs

or South Carolina

>>15091916
Southern Utah, I think it's hwy 89 to get to Bryce canyon is one of the most spectacular roads I've ever driven

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>go to ikea to return some SKÜBB
>need to pick up some SANDSKÄR
>beautiful day
>can't post pics because kkk will talk about his tiny peñior getting stiff

Have some boots instead dbt

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>>15091983
can confirm the scenery is GOAT.

Pic related. My feels every time I see a beautiful,scenic landscape. Thanks alot Utah. You ruined nature, snowboarding and motorcycles for me. fucking cunt

>>15092009
>Snowboarding
Cuck. Ski 5ever. But park city is pretty fucking GOAT

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>>15092024
>implying I dont live in park city

4:1 ratio of males to females.
mostly weak/10

>>15092005
Only thing I've fucked lately is a fat bitch

>>15092005
Nice boots.

I have a similar pair but they're suede, and a size bigger than I need.

>>15091504
that's the front engine mount pin that goes through the head and the chassis?
if it's like the zx9 you're not fucked at all, the hex is only an insertion aid, the big slotted nut behind it is the part doing all the work.

what sort of retarded shit were you doing to cause that damage tho? shitty non-shearbolt 'frame protectors'?

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> didn't ride all week
> finally good weather
> rode to uni on a whim
> decide not to attend the uni's racing team's rollout and ride instead
Greatest decision this month. Perfect weather, some slow cunts in cages but also some fun roads and some nice scenc. If I hadn't had my backpack with me I'd have gone for a burger for dinner as well.

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>>15091357

>>15092085
I don't feel the colors convey the homolust enough

>>15092028
This is true, but the snow is fuego there.

>>15092085
Jesus, that's gay as fuck.

I know you're trying to make a point for teh lulz, but this is retarded.

>>15092034

yeah it is. this made me feel a little better

recently bought it and the PO had a "crash cage" on it. took it off today and found it like that.

ordered some shogun sliders so im hoping i can get them on. the hole is misaligned with the head

>>15092123
yeah, but you can't base your life around the snowboard season. Well, you can, but Utah will destroy your passion for it.

Everyone here is spoiled as fuck. They're either in a close-knit cult, they're retarded toursists that dont know dick ettiquette, or they are fair weather locals that ONLY ride for the mornings on powder days.

Its not like Vermont were you'll find down ass mother fuckers to shred anything on anyday of the week. Its a nice place with just about zero crime and super rich white people errywhere but just how New York City is ground zero for bluntness, strong language and rudeness and San Francisco is ground zero for promiscuity , its ground zero for shallow, vapid, spoiled and whiny mother fuckers.

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Inb4 I kill myself

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>>15092194
>Inb4 I kill myself
Either you do that to you or someone else does it to you.

Take control of your death, anon.
dont ride your bike, let your God take the wheel ride it

>>15092206
I like the open mindedness with "your god"

>>15092209
what people dont realize when they see me ride is they're not looking at me riding it.

They're looking at God riding it. Which makes anyones opinion on anything other than God invalid and pointless. Becuase when I'm looking at others, I'm also looking at myself which makes them God too.

20 days until new bike time!

Fuck, /dbt/, I don't think I can wait, the hype is too much...

>>15092224
I-I just came here to go fast bro..
Don't shake my reality now

>>15092224
this is the viewpoint from which you gauge the road ahead from zero to 160 mph.
That, and trajectory / distanced measured in time; seconds ^2

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Whats a good pair of waterproof gloves for under 100€?

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>>15092194
nice gixxer mane

please don't kill yourself

>>15092224
But I believe in several gods, is that possible too?

>>15092272
and oil slicks, dust, gravel, ice, roadkill and asphalt float-some.

>>15092278
believe in the Devil if you want.

Believe in whichever one you feel wants you to win the most

>>15092273
Furygan Vent Sympatex

>>15092288
Anon is on a whole nother planar level, man.

>>15092194
What year is that?

>>15092276
Thanks bro, I ride for the freedoms. Buy a 1000 and everyone thinks you're gonna die. I just bought it to ride free.

>>15092224
Well, this has certainly taken a Stranger in a Strange Land turn, hasn't it

>>15092288
I believe in the gods "Me""Myself" and "I". I use the devil as fuel.

>>15092301
07

>>15092306
Do you need anything?
Do you gots dat fiya in your soul?

>>15092303
iktf, friends already have bets if I die this year
let the haters hate

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Plate check tho

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>>15092322
>>15092303
Interestingly enough, I haven't had anyone say I'll die yet despite my purchase of an FZ1. I'm sure my mother is worried, but I won't tell her about my highway escapades of seeing how fast this thing will actually go.

>tfw heavy thunderstorms all weekend

>>15092305
>not doing Gods work and riding like a pure Ki

>>15091684
>>15091771
gud choice
uv-5r?

>>15091113
>1.8k
what the fuck did you do, suck his dick? that's an unheard of price by me.

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>>15092380
Dude had 4 other motorcycles, and his wife had just gotten a new one, so they wanted to get rid of a few. His other bike was an 01 sv650n, low miles nothing wrong with it, sold for 1.5k. Some people just want to get rid of their shit.
I've already ridden this bike over 150 miles since last friday and there's nothing wrong with it. All I've had to do with just do my fluid changes, adjust and clean the chain, valve adjustment is coming at the end of summer. Sometimes you just get lucky.

>>15092399
Ah, okay. Makes sense. I figure people only get rid of stuff because something's wrong with it or they get a new one - at least that's been all my CL dealings.
I'd say you got extremely lucky. Mad jelly.
Enjoy it.

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2006 Hyosung Gt650 Comet, cosmetic damage from a fall and a few scratches, but runs well and passed safety. 16k km. $1500CAD from a colleague at work.

Seems like a good deal, going to see it Saturday and possibly buy. But will this bike be too much for a brand new rider, 160lbs? Never even been on dirt bikes before now. Taking the course the weekend after, though. Thoughts? Warnings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlqEV1ToRZY

poor woman the r6 is scary ;(

based yamaha

>>15092411
>hyosung

>>15092406
Well... as soon as my shits stop I'll be out enjoying the day again. First day the sun has come up in a week and my ass decides to have a day. Fuck.

>>15092423
Eat a bunch of prunes to flush yourself? I dunno.
It's a nice day, seize it

>>15092430
I can't go 5 minutes without shitting myself, I'm not going 10 steps from my toilet at any given time.

>>15092438
What the hell have you been eating? Taco Bell?

Any US feggets planning on doing some nice routes for Memorial Day weekend? I'm considering a nice loop through Wyoming, Colorado, Utah and Idaho myself.
It's either that or a long trip through Idaho/Montanta

>>15092442
I think something I ate last night gave me food poisoning, and the beer didn't help either. At least I got bananas and water...

>>15092451
No joke, eat all those bananas and flush yourself. Those and prunes help me out.

>>15092450
was thinking about going to moab.
All my local friends are faggots and our memorial day plans to ride down with a caravan of RVs, dirtbikes, campers and street bikes got turned into a pussy whip festival where they're all going to hangout with the inlaws or girlfriends kids

>>15092470
That's what I want to avoid. I knowy wife is probably going to want to go her parents house for shit, but I wanna just ride.

I'd be back Monday evening in time for BBQs anyway

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someone hold me

>go to take motorcycle bike test today
>get past the first two tests with no points lost, however it has started raining before I started
>get to the "speed up to 15mph and slam on the brakes" test and lock the brakes on wet gravel and drop the bike
>break my turn signal and bend my handlebar

luckily the DMV guy was super chill and didnt fail me, however he did cancel the test due to the rain and slick pavement. why do I have the worst luck with this kinds of shit?

>>15092494
>Wyoming, Colorado, Utah and Idaho
sounds like an epic trip honestly, what do you ride? I'm in Utah and would like to do a trip just like that before I fuck off back to philtha-delphia

went to sear to pick up some tools i ordered and they gave me a bunch of hassle about the credit card i used so i cancelled the order and bought the tools (with the credit card) in the tool section

fuck that place, no wonder they're going bankrupt

>>15092504
you should have failed

you should be able to stop in the rain without crashing

>>15092504
>why do I have the worst luck with this kinds of shit?

>Slammed on brakes
>In the wet
>On gravel
Luck has nothing to do with it mate.

>>15092504
square your chest anon. If you have a little bit of turn on the bars, 'you're gonna crash at slow speed on wet gravel errytime

>>15092538
I wasnt talking about the brake test, I dont have any experience with coming to abrupt stops in the rain so I guess I had it coming. but yesterday was nice and sunny so I rode to the DMV to practice some and some DMV lady screamed at me and kicked me out and wouldnt let me test at all, for practicing basically.

>>15092548
while hitting the front brake*

errytime