>ew im not getting in that rust bucket wat do oh

>>15082843
Rape.

>>15082843
Get her all over the rustbucket

Drive off.

>>15082843
aight pz ll

>>15082843
THEN WALK HOME BITCH

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>>15082866
this

>>15082857
Anything else would be bs.

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>>15082843
>wat do oh
time for more ether

>>15082843
Cool, call a cab then...
No. I'm not paying for it...
Yes, they're cash only here...
You're a smart girl, you'll figure it out.

>>15082883
>dynamite
Why

>>15082945
Those are road flares, it's satire.

>>15082843
rust? what rust?

>>15082843
Fine, stay there, then. Bye.

>>15082843
>im not getting in that!
>ok byeeeeeee

leave in a hektic skid.

>>15082843
Whats with your jaw bitch?

City bus comes in an hour, hope you have exact change.

>>15082843
"who the fuck are you? I'm waiting for my dad"

>>15082843
Drive away

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>>15082843
>>ew im not getting in that rust bucket

Was she some spoiled "daddy's little princess"?

I would clearly state that she was given the opportunity to get a ride with me and she declined. I tell her to get a taxi and not to ride with strangers. That's important because if she gets raped by someone she might try to blame it on me. I will have it clearly recorded (for legal reasons) on my cellphone that she declined to ride with me. So I left her there because this car is the only car I have. I then drive off.

If she is my boss's daughter, my mother (picture too young tho) or my sister, I would call a taxi and wait for the taxi to arrive. But if this was some GF, then she is clearly too much trouble already. You can imagine being married to such a person turning you bankrupt quickly and then moving on to a richer person in her quest to "keep up with the kardashians".

>>15084410
you skipped step 1 where you take your prescription

>>15082883
>how to lade your car 75-100lbs before you are even inside

>>15082843
>wat do
Maintain your car and keep it clean.

>>15082843
shut up bitch, get in the truck.

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>>15082945
For playing one way hot potato with the dindus

drive off.

She don't like rat rods.

Your loss sweaty, have a fun time in the bus getting rapey looks from older men and being rubbed by them.

Flick the switch for launch control and leave in a hectic burnout.

>>15082843
Thanks Mr. Skeltal

Am I a taxi driver in this fantasy scenario?

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>>15082843
Think to myself that shes right and kill myself for having such a disgusting car with rust holes in it

>>15082843
Well, that's too bad, see you later.

Good
Not like your shit will fit in the trunk anyway

>>15082843
Walk then you uppity cunt.

>>15082843
Fine.

>take her purse
>go away

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I'll carry all her bags to the nearest taxi and pay for her trip, say "I-is that all miss?" and be ignored then I'll never see her again because I am not worthy.

turn on some gay music and burnout away with my opel omega.

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Bitch, how is this a rust bucket? There's literally no rust on it

>>15086282
More like
> Smile
> Put on my sunglasses
> Spaceboy starts blasting through my speakers
> Rip a hektik skid

>>15083767
KEKKITY KEK KEK KEK

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>not knowing well in advance I drive a real American rustbucket

>>15087017
This girl needs to be my gf.

>>15087092
Trust me you wouldn't want that.

>>15087017
I hope Luna Lovejoy has her tetnis shot

>>15082843

I wouldn't get into those dusty meat drapes either, so I guess we're even.

>>15087092
Dude she's like 14

>>15087604
That's a pretty rockin bod for a 14 year old.

>>15087631
Some girls can hit puberty as early as 8, and others as late as 17

>>15082843
Bye Felicia.

>>15087604
>>not knowing well in advance I drive a real American rustbucket

>14
>has breasts
what the fuck kind of preteens have you been kidnapping senpai, get me in on that shit.

>>15088714
It's the hormones in the milk

>>15082945
to clear honda drivers off the road

>>15082843
>ok
>leave

Anything else is confirmed summer.

>>15082843
>Alright, call a taxi then, dumbass.

*drives away*

>>15082857
>Drive off.

The next day, your boss tells you that you are fired for abandoning his daughter. Since you are in a "right to work" state, that is actually a valid reason to fire you.

>>15082843
Rev engine and roll coal outta there

>post hot girl
>post something demeaning and relative to a shitbox or anons cars

100 replies guaranteed

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Bitch, you don't know A E S T H E T I C

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>>15089165
Burn your boss' house down.
>I'll fire you faggot

>>15082843
Three point turn 360 degrees and drive away

>>15089191
>hot

do you even have standards? holy shit. that girl's painfully average. with a ravaged up cunt.

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>>15082843
hi

>>15089165
But only if you personally chose not to pay for union protection, anon.

You're not paying for nothing, but some people are just too poor to pay because they're unwilling/unable to advance their career or make good money but blow it on engine mods for rust buckets.

>>15089240
I can't even imagine being female
> Entire worth is based on how the opposite sex sees you
> Physically weaker than the opposite sex
> Struggle with emotions
> Bleed every month
> Most of your worth disappears once menopause sets in

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>>15087604
So?

>>15088714
>14
>preteen

>>15090285
This.

14 is well into the consent age in several countries.

>>15089344
girls being a drop kick is expected
guys have way more pressure and shame put on them for being a failure

>>15082843
Peel out and drive away, waiting for the panicked phone call about how she doesn't have a ride

>>15084635
>guy who owns 2 pigfat grandpa cars complaining about 30lbs of shit in someone else's trunk

>>15090311
This. I drive a 2300lbs more or less car and i find complaining about 200kg bullshit at best. There are modifications under 100 bucks that will increase HP enough to make 200kg of weight bullshit.

>>15090306
>Peel out
banana car?

>"up yours bitch"
>engage launch control on my 1995 Audi S2

Then 2-step the fuck outta there lighting up all four wheels while simultaneously yelling PEACE over the glorious 5pot turbo sound track

>>15088714

well my stepsister had quite large knockers at 14. A great ass too.

>>15089270
>But only if you personally chose not to pay for union protection, anon.

It's not just that a "right to work" state can't force you to be in a union. Along with that bill were other things such as you can be fired for any reason without justification given as long as it is not against the Bill of Rights such as "you are fired because you are black". Of course no boss will say that when he fires the guy. He'll just fire him and give no reason because he is not obligated to give one in a "right to work" state. Those republicans sure gave that bill the good name that seems to suggest the opposite of what it does.

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>>15089165
obviously I didn't need that job.
>not using company vehicles to pick up employees offspring on company time
I would have flat out refused from the start if they didn't pay me at least $0.40/mile to drive my own vehicle.

>>15089165
>Since you are in a "right to work" state

No I'm not

>>15082843
"You idiot, this car uses aluminum body panels. Get the fuck in."

>>15082843
Then fuck off, lady. Why'd you even call me over here?

>>15089165
>Since you are in a "right to work" state, that is actually a valid reason to fire you.
That's not what that means at all you retard

/o/ doesn't know shit about cars or politics

>>15082843
Cya

>>15091994
Retard, "right to work" states allow employers to fire employees without any justification for their reasoning

>>15091841
kek