/o/ What's the best car for picking up pussy?

>>15080774
A clean one.

>>15080774
The one that enables you to put yourself out there. You're not picking up any chicks if you never leave the house.

>>15080774
S-Class Benz with the full bench in the back
Bitches love the Benz

It depends what kind of girl you want

Ferrari 458.

EG civic

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>>15080774

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This.

/close thread

>>15080859
This. Girls fucking love animals and shit. They'll be all over your dick.

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I'm tired of giving you people serious answers

>>15080976

If you want to pick up skanks, sure yeah.

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One of these

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>>15080774

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>>15081592
[Supremacy intensifies]

This one

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If you look like a smart and cultivated gentleman and drive this one, they will get insta-wet.

Yes, I'm fucking serious.

>>15080774
one with cat food

My girl friends always say that men in Black SUVs are a turn on, not even kidding

>>15081899
Shut the fuck up you fedora wearing mouth breather. No girl wants to try to have a conversation with your boring ass.

>>15081899
lol faggot

>>15082381
wew lass. time of the month?

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>>15081899
Nope.

>>15081899
Maybe at a fucking steampunk convention or something

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>>15080976
where can I find girls that actually appreciate this though

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more importantly, what is a good car to pick up cock with?

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>>15082546

>>15080774
I'd say by the time she's willing to get into your car, anything that's not making her feel like a rally co-driver should be fine. I'd test it with my Mk.3 SLK, but how and where do I even pick up girl these days?

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Pic related.

My mom seemed to like my dad's when he picked her up for dates. Obviously.

Sadly all they drive are Toyota econoboxes today. At least my dad has a motorcycle like he had when he was younger, even if it is a Harley.

>>15080774
We've been over this a million times. In the city, driving a BMW, Merc, Audi, or Lexus will get ladies. In redneckland, driving a lifted truck will do it.

Doesn't matter what the model is or how old it really is. As long as it looks semi clean and she can see the badge, it'll work.

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>>15080774
even this one will do if you're not a pussy

>>15080774
any supercar

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Lexus

supercars and sports cars are good for picking up bros. I've driven sports cars all my life and 95% of the attention you get is from dudes.

Surprisingly the most compliments from women I get is my Range Rover Sport daily driver (white with a black roof).

>>15084026
>Surprisingly the most compliments from women I get is my Range Rover
What's the psychology behind women getting wet at the sight of SUVs? A guy I know has a Carrera S and a BMW X3, only the men care when he shows up in the Porsche, panties drop when he's in the ugly 3 ton diesel.

>>15084991

Women like driving SUVs and they like luxury. A Range Rover is a luxury SUV.

Anything "luxury" class german

Additional info: "luxury" has a different meaning in murrica than in most of the rest of the world therefore a 3series will most likely be enough

>>15084991

Probably to do with the reputation of European sports cars as midlife crisis penis extensions on wheels.

We love Porsches as enthusiasts but so do a bunch of 40 or 50 year old lame white dudes who just got divorced and want to spend their money on flashy cars and buying drinks for undergrads to relive their early days of easy strange.

>>15085041
>Women like driving SUVs
But why? They get in their fuckhuge SUVs, alone, in the city and laugh at the guy in the Cayman because "he has to compensate for his small dick with a sports car ahahahha".

>>15084991
SUVs make you look big and powerful to women
no point arguing about it it's just the way it is

>>15083478
Every chick I've asked hates old z cars. Doesn't stop me from wanting a 240 though.

>>15085103
>Every chick I've asked hates old z cars.
She's a keeper if she has an informed opinion on old z cars.

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>>15080774
Why do you fags keep asking this, are you elliot 2.0? No car is going to get you laid, it's all about your personality, and if you're an seething autist, like you seem to be, best lube up your hand, it's gonna be the most action you're seeing

>>15085162
You sound like the autist here.

>>15085077

Women find it sad because those 40/50 year old recently divorced white dudes grew up in the Cocaine Cowboy Era and now that they have some money are trying to live their fantasy life which sonsists of railing nose beers off the dashboard of their 911 while getting head from a girl too young to remember 9/11.

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Seriously tho

>>15084991
I don't think it is anything more complex than that's more likely a car they'd like to have versus a sports car. It just appeals to them more.

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>>15085191
Says the idiot who think some bitch will suck his dick because he's in a base model mercedes

>>15085191
>hearing the truth disturbs me
>I'm mad women won't fuck me If I throw money at them

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>>15080774
We always thought that a cool Ferrari or Lamborghini is 100% pussy magnet. The truth is: they are. But most girls (99%) hate those cars. You'll get girls for the obvious reason: "The car costs a lot" -> "He has money". That's the main reason why 18-25 guys spend everything they have on a Diesel BMW 3-series, Audi "S-Line" [important: they have no badges on the back, to avoid people knowing its a base model and diesel].
Fact: like it or not, almost every girl love huge cars.
Range Rover, BMW X5, Mercedes GL... It's a psychological thing. They feel protected (and actually those cars give more protection), They feel more important than the average driver (blue prince's white horse) and they have more comfort (higher position to sit)...
So please, don't buy a Ferrari to pick up girls. If you can afford it even to rent it for a single day: use it for yourself.
I used to rent a Modena, a F430 and a 458. You won't believe what emotion those cars can give you. I took'em to a circuit, I cried for the joy.
(Of course, I took it to a disco and immediately picked up a 9.5/10. I did not cared if she liked it or not.
But, If you want your future wife happy, buy a huge car. Otherwise, anything that stands out of the crowd: Aventador, 458... (M4, C63 will get you only some dudes around it)

>>15080895
Older girls only desu.
Not a pedo

>>15082552
This all the way!!

something clean and that looks at least acceptable (not your shitty civic)

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>>15084991
>>15085077
>>15085074
A Range Rover is comfy, gives good visibility, and is good for carrying lots of people and stuff.

A sports car is not comfy, is a pain to drive in the city due to visibility and ride comfort, and is only good for driving around two people and their carry-on luggage.

The hard truth is that if you aren't actually using the sports car to drive hard and have fun, it just looks like you're a tryhard poser who endures discomfort to look cool when he could be comfy and look cool instead.

It's like the difference between a bodybuilder and a guy who works out to play rugby or surf. The bodybuilder/sportscar is uncomfortable for solely aesthetic purposes, while the athlete/SUV can do all sorts of everyday things really well while still looking good.

>>15085327
>those videos where a guy rents a Ferrari or whatever
>leans on it and calls out to girls
>they say "sure" and walk over every damn time
>he leans off the Ferrari and walks to the econobox parked behind it
>the girl stops, stammers, and walks away

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>>15085671
Is this a sports car or an SUV?

>>15085727
It's a compact executive sedan and falls in-between the two. Not as high-impact as a luxury SUV but it's nice and practical for most people. Too often driven by people who can't actually afford to drive it so susceptible to a little stigma there.

>>15085743
It does everything an SUV does except for the sitting a little higher than everyone else part, yet it might aswell be a Geo Metro in the eyes of a woman.

>>15080774
Mercedes G Wagon.

>>15085726
I know. I just said that SUVs are better if you want a happy woman

>>15085726
If I were a girl I wouldn't want to hang out with the kind of fag who leans on another man's car either.

>>15085786
Would you also not want to hang out with a guy unless he took out 300 dollars in 20s and gave 100 to a homeless man? Especially after saying "I have a boyfriend"?

>>15085827
Boyfriend/girlfriend business ain't shit. All's fair in love and war until you have kids, imo.

>>15085843
Spoken like a true bull prepper.

old muscle cars

>came here for the 'picks up more girls then a Lamborghini' pic
>was disappointed

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Reserved for waifu material bitches only.

>>15086575
It looks outdated to me.

>that ugly rear end
>that ugly chrome

Sure doesn't look like a $150k+ car. I'll take an s class coupe cabrio when they come out.

>>15080774
Anything that shows you have money and/or are fun, so a luxury sedan or a roadster.

>>15080774
Anything comfortable, new, and expensive. Most women don't care about your car at all and just want comfort when going from A to B.

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one of these in black

From a theoretical stand point, the best car for "picking up pussy" the would adhere to the following guidelines.

1) The car should be colored red. Red is the most sexually exciting color, science shows that girls are more attracted to men wearing red. It is a daring, passionate color. This is probably because blood is the color red, white and when males would fight over females and blood was she'd, and it would indicate to the female at what length the human male would go to to get her.

2) The car should be as sharp as possible. Cars like the miata are considered girly because curves are "feminine" such as the curvyness of women's breasts, hips, and asses. Look for a refined, sharp, and vicious look. Lots of edges.

3) The car should be relatively larger than other cars. Again, women are attracted to bigger, and taller men. But not fat men, women which is probably why mini vans arent genuinely used to pick up women.

A great starting point for a car that fits the above guidelines would be a Saturn Sky Redline in Red. Now go out and get laid!

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>>15087117

My bad for the typos.

>>15087117
None of what you posted has any basis in reality.

>>15087165

Start wearing a red t-shirt and let me know how many more women are drawn to you.

>>15087117
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>>15087117
>Look for a refined, sharp, and vicious look. Lots of edges.
>The car should be relatively larger than other cars.
>saturn sky
cunt

>>15087232

The sky is a relatively big convertible.

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>>15087117
>The car should be colored red
>Lots of edges
>larger than other cars
Should it also be a German luxury SUV?

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>>15080774
a pickup truck

>>15088589
Yeah, if you want to bring back your soon-to-be rape victims back to your cabin in the middle of hickland USA

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>>15080774
Depends on how picky you are, I guess.

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>>15080774
>be me
>want a convertible
>"but anon, you dont need a car like that to impress anyone"

So if I were to get a convertible I would end up being associated with tards like you. Fuck that, I'll stick with an Impala

>>15086770
For $150k, you get a V8 Roadster with a mercedes benz slapped on it.
The S class coupe cabrio is shit, why not just get the sedan version if its not a roadster?

Also, the SLs are were made for driving around by yourself or someone special to you on a good afternoon.

>>15088611
it was a joke anon
because he wants to PICKUP pussy
so he needs a PICKUP truck, get it?
I thought it was funny

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>>15089382
I think you give him too much credit

>>15085261
thats an AMG bro

>>15084991
Gives off a provider vibe.

>>15090829
>thats an AMG bro
Not that Anon, but AMG has literally ruined their brand. There are more AMG models now than regular ones (literally). They have put AMG on every shit model they make.

So, lets say a girl even gives a shit about cars, she's seen so many AMGs already anyways it is nothing special. They are literally everywhere in any city that matters or town that isn't poorfags.

They even make that GLE now with a 450 """""AMG""""" ... non-AMG motor but slapped that badge on anyways.

And the GTS sucks, so, not like their pinnacle is that great anyways.

Old broads like SLs though, especially old jew broads.

>>15080798
This. The women mentality just says mercedes even though they dont know anything about cars.
Its mostly just the emblem.

Doesnt stop you coming up with other good looking cars, but you already with automatically with a mercedes emblem

>>15081899
Maybe if youre a professional old good looking man. But not the average faggot tony

>>15085162
Elliot comparison is poor because he turned down women who didn't meet his perfect criteria. Also his car was just another BMW so I dunno what your point is.

That being said yeah if you are a smelly, 300lbs turbo autist you wont pick up women with a car but that doesn't mean you couldn't attract enough attention to yourself with a nice car to maybe score, provided you aren't a socially inept obese bastard.

The Pussy Wagon ;^)
Gonna have to steal it from Tarintino though

>>15090952
>you wont pick up women with a car
With what else? A wheelbarrow?

>>15090957
Kek maybe if they're american

But yeah you know what I meant you cheeky cunt

>>15090952
>Also his car was just another BMW so I dunno what your point is.
This.

BMWs are literally stacked up like firewood in any reasonably wealthy town.

Actually right now there are the most BMWs in the USA unsold ever. They overbuilt them so much trying to compete with Mercedes and got fucked in the process. They are going to be discounted like crazy.

That's why BMW drivers are shitty, because its the cheapest German luxury car to get into so you have shit-tier poorfags driving them.

There's nothing more beta than spending thousands of dollars to buy a car that women like, instead of buying a car you actually like.

>>15090990
Kek I live in a fucking shithole and BMWs are the second most popular brand after VW, sure not many Ms but 99% of women cannot tell the difference between an f10 520d and an f10 M5 or otherwise

>>15090998
Average women like any car as long as its newish/clean

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>>15090990
>BMWs are literally stacked up like firewood

>>15091002
yeah women are too retarded to tell a M from a regular one.

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>he needs a car to get laid

>>15091080
tbf most men couldn't either

>>15091083
people who need a car to get laid usually get more pussy than those who "got game" yeah sure you think homegirl really wants to pick your sorry ass up every time?

>>15091089
point taken

>>15091096
are you the depressed diaspora guy from /int/

>>15091096
We're living in the age of public transportation and owning a car being despicable. Especially women are vegans and love feeling like they're doing something for the evironment.

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>>15080774
Any old ford, specifically from a Model-T to the 50's Fairlane.

>>15091119
No, women will say how much they love the enviornment and going green up until it's inconvenient. And the first time she sees some creepy bastard like you stare-raping her, you bet your ass she'll go down to a dealership.

>>15091157
I'm speaking from personal experience when I'm saying women have turned around and walked away from me after telling them what kind of car I'm driving.

>>15088611
cuck

>>15091168
well what car?

>>15088733
"Roadster"
>not a '32 Ford

Ain't a roadster then, boy.

>>15091168
That... never happens. Ever. What are you driving, a fucking dog grooming van?

>>15091176
We're not here to judge my car, we're judging the fact that a girl has turned me down because my car isn't "eco-fiendly".

>>15091193
Okay, so you're just baiting. Great. Will you go away now?

>>15091219
Sorry for not fitting your idea of the world.
Actually, I'm not sorry.

>>15091193
Well maybe being eco-friend is important to her. And you wouldn't be a good match because you aren't sensitive about the environment.

>>15091239
Obviously, she'd also be personally offended if I eat steak. Just saying that there's girls, and suprisingly many aswell, that see having a car as something negative.

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>>15091096

homegirl doesn't have to pick me up because I have a man's ride

>>15085671
The funny thing is that the visibility in my full size sedan is more than acceptable until I get stuck behind another asshat in his Chevy Tahoe.

If people weren't so into muh large cars then the need for "visibility" and "safety by mass" would go way down. And it really is pathetic seeing yet another single woman with no passengers rolling around in a giant car that gets 300 miles to a tank at best.

>>15091193
I was just curious, sounds like a SoCal problem tho

>>15091249
Yeah, and they are not necessarily wrong. While I enjoy cars I have no delusions that we aren't doing the environment well.

>>15090990
I thought Audi was the cheaper German car?

>>15091282
VW? Opel?

>>15091282
Just the entry tier ones and they're usually shite. On average its more expensive because muh AWD.

>>15091290
Are they considered "luxury" though? I never see those names come up under the "luxury" group of cars.

>>15091299
Only the phaeton

>>15091282
They are actually a bit more expensive like >>15091296 said. Also Audi keeps it production more in line so there isn't so many of them on the lots, therefore less getting discounted and leased out figuring stupidly low residuals like BMW does. That's why you can get a 3 series leased for 300 bucks a month. Can't do that with Audi, be more like 500-600 for a comparable car because Audi uses realistic residuals so they don't get fucked in the end.

>>15091282
>>15091334
Err 400-450 for a comparable car now that I look. Still considerably more.

>>15085671
The vast majority of people buy sports cars to pose

>If you aren't actually using the sports car to drive hard etc etc

99 out of 100 women do not give one flying fuck how fast you drive it, if you rev any decent car up to the redline and launch it they will call it fast. They do not care how well you drive or how quick it corners, the only people who care about this are men which is why you are bringing it up

Sports are the best for slaying pussy because they are the most impressive cars and they make you seem cool, mysterious, aloof etc. Bond drives them, spies drive them, cool guys drive them - that's what most women care about - the image and what it exudes.

Similarly your point about sports is equally retarded. Women don't care how you got a stunning physique and perfect 6 pack, it's just that you do have it - there's evolutionary reasons why those muscles are attractive but they only care that you do have them.

If you want to pick up students [18-25 or so] just act aloof, mysterious, dress like an actual adult and not in shitty poor fitting boot cut jeans and a shit t-shirt and be at least well-kept and moderately handsome/in shape and you'll slay all the pussy.

If I went back to Uni and drove a decent Porsche , Ferrari, Lambo, Maserati etc you could have any poon you want. You really wouldn't get all that much with a land rover

And with the sports cars at the very least the lads will respect you too.

>>15091299
I have an '08 Opel, my dad has an '13 Audi, the only difference in "luxury" I can see is the premium you pay for the "premium" brand.

>>15091273
Who gives a shit? Fuck you and your Vegan girls. Where do you live that a car is considered a hindrance? Europe?

>>15091560
>Europe?
Yes.

>>15087117
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>>15091290
>opel
Owned my GM

>>15091647
And Porsche is owned by VW, who cares?

>>15088733
>S class coupe cabrio is shit

Why? I live in an area with nice weather 90% of the time. I currently drive an F-type coupe and can't live with the two seats and poor storage space for my next car.

Inb4 it's shit for "performance"

If I wanted performance I would buy another sports car not a comfy drop top luxobarge. If I was in the market for performance in that price range I would buy an r8 spyder, at least that is a little more interesting than the Benz.

>>15091821
>I currently drive an F-type coupe and can't live with the two seats and poor storage space for my next car.
can or can't? Those F-types are very pretty. What year and trim? Does it have the shit infotainment system or the newer one that is at least par? My Range Rover still has the shit one... waiting for the facelift.

>Inb4 it's shit for "performance"
Meh, can't drive that fast down here anyways. In America you want a car with soul. My dad has a Turbo S and it's an amazing car (and practical around here for other reasons) but driving it most of the time feels like being on eggshells because you can only use 1/16th of the pedal. It's almost too fast. I drove a 911S for a while and even that was pushing it sometimes, but not as much as the turbo S and it has a munch better exhaust note.

>>15091838
>Meh, can't drive that fast down here anyways.
Can't or not allowed? I did 135 on the backroads earlier today.

>>15091860
Yeah in certain areas I can sneak up to speed, especially since I go to work early, but for the most part of regular driving certainly can't. On a weekend if I go out a bit can find spots but I mean on normal days.

>>15083643
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One of these bad boys obviously

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>>15080774
one of these sweet things

>>15092361
God that's a hideous car.