Things you can say about your car - but not your girlfriend

Its real

exists

Never been in my cars backseat.

I have one

I beat my Saturn with a sledgehammer.

It screams when I ride it hard.

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>>15080003
>>15080011
>>15080021

Had it for four years and so far it hasn't shit the bed.

I once drove a car....

>>15080000

I got it used

>tfw dating a virgin

She sucks, squeezes, bangs and blows very nicely.

I got mine used and the interior was ruined

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It's reliable

My friends are not allowed inside of it.

She's older

>>15079984
I let my buddy borrow my car for the weekend and he was nice enough to fill her up before bringing her back to me.

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>>15080148

I'm not the first one to ride her ;)

I have one

>>15079984
I have 3 and they don't bitch when they're next to each other.

>>15079984
It never has a problem with me touching it

>>15079984
I have no problem with myself and 3 buddies climbing in and driving all day long.

>>15079984
I've left it in a barn for a year and a half

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>>15080258

it makes me feel free

I think I'll trade her in for something better looking

>>15079984
I'd never do anything to hurt it

Yeezy did not reupholster it

>>15079984
Numerous prior owners

>>15080071
i'm so sorry anon.

It doesn't have marks, bulges, scars. It's in fine shape. It lost all its baby weight.

>>15080799
'only one owner' woulda been funnier

>>15079984
It tells me exactly what is wrong with it.

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My car won't wake up one morning and tell me it doesn't love me anymore.

I'd rather birds not shit on my car

>>15079984
>It's black.. :D
>It only has 2 ways to enter

>>15079984
It was recently gutted after having tranny problems

being inside it makes me happy

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>>15080090

I had 6 People in there one time.

Unreliable, expensive to keep, huge as hell and fat as fuck.

>>15082359
Keep dreaming, m8.

>>15079984
I prefer the European one to the Japanese model.

i can fit 3 friends in the back

Its got 224029 miles on it

It runs well and is in good shape

>>15079984
Its only 6 years old and 3 dudes can fit in the rear

I don't have a gf or a car.

eats too much

I spend money on it.

i have two of them that love me as much as i love them

>>15080047
>not fucking your gf

>>15079984
I trust my car with my life
I can last hours on end inside it

>>15080021
This

>>15080047
are you 16?

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>>15082387
7 series vitch nigga, love the thing more than my meh tier gf.

Forgot to add that the car is still beautiful as fuck.

I keep blowing trannies.

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