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First Chinese scooter yes

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>tfw finally full dadmode
my ass will thank me

>>15065774
you forgot to add "fuck" into the description of the /dbt/ map

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Guys. I have this next project still waiting...

>try and jump onto bike from behind
>smash up my knee
>and ruined my chances of ever conceiving children
Tell me I'm not the only one who's tried this

>>15065803
Sorry, you are.

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>tfw no FE570

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>>15065774

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>>15065784
Can't handle the comfy

any of you niggas know the implications of a US national buying a bike and riding it around in the UK while staying there? Do I need any special paperwork or some shit or will my driver license be fine to use as long as it has the M endorsement

>>15065834

Probably the same as over here, just do it and don't get caught.

>>15065834
No, as an American you are free to do whatever the fuck you want to.

>>15065856
that phrase seems to be the epicenter of my entire fucking time over there, so I guess I could take one more risk. I'd pay to ship my DR650 over if it weren't so fucking expensive to do so

>>15065856
nah in yurop i am pretty sure your license plate has to match up with the owner and if a cop punches in your plate and your riding dirty they can catch you.

not as easy as here.

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>>15065774
>>15065875

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>>15065880
suh dude

>>15065834
American license will work if you're visiting. If you stay there for 12 months and longer you'll need a local license.

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So how do I make a youtube channel interesting with only a motorcycle and a gopro?

>>15065830
damn, that does look comfy

>>15065898
>>15065875
>>15065859
Thanks for the advice fellas. I'll be dipping out of the UK after 6 months and then fucking around in yurop for a bit so I think my license will be fine.

That being said, are UK residents as likely to try and rip your ass off when selling used bikes like people are in the US?

>>15065917
Yes, but when they do rip you off, it's in pounds sterling.

>>15065934
Good to know, I'll have to be extra careful with my weak american shekels

>>15065914
Lane split at 100+ mph, back with touhou edm arrangements, and just post it.

>>15065944
>back with touhou edm arrangements,
I didnt realise how much I needed this in my life

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>took new girl to twisties
>take her home
>kiss
pretty good day hbu

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>>15065944
>>15065950
Is Carly Rae Jepsen close enough?

>>15065960
She looks like she got hit with a board

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Does anyone know if new bike warranties begin at the year of manufacture or the date of sale?

>>15065970
not her obvi

>>15065914
Your mirrors upset me.

>>15065975
pretty sure it's date of sale.

>>15065914
swear, key bangers, rev at pedestrians, be a soft cunt

How the fuck am I supposed to pick my second bike after a 250? I want everything.

>>15065991
Just depends on what you need your bike for.

I was checking out my spark plugs earlier today and when I went to put them back in one socket was being difficult. I tried another plug but it also had trouble screwing in. I can twist the plug in a bit then it gets stuck, so something must be wrong with the threads.

What are my options here?

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>>15065982
It's her Gimpy fin.

>>15065996
you're not putting them in straight. I had this same problem one day it's because a bike is on a kickstand which makes it a difficult angle already and the holes are at yet a different angle

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>>15065944
Can I just shitpost Uncle Fatih's Pizza instead?

>>15065994
Right now I'm mostly just riding around town/commuting but I'd like to get something for long distance touring, at the same time though I want to try off road riding.

I also find cruisers, sport bikes, dirt bikes, all equally sexy. This is too hard.

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>>15066027
Sportsbikes are objectively the sexiest.

>>15065914
You need to be interesting.

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How do I tighten the join at the mirror?

>>15066016
I don't know about that. I had no problem replacing the other plugs. It's getting stuck after a couple turns.

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>>15066032
Nah bro

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>>15066032
Whats wrong with naked stroms? They are sexy too.
STOP BEING AN OPPRESSIVE SHITLORD

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>>15065982
I can also just do one mirror if that's better for you.
But I sort of like the gimpy mirror. Symmetry is boring.

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>>15066068
jesus rthat's terrible.

>>15066117
Fuck off nobike!

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>well then

>>15065969
Maybe.

>>15065834
>what is an international license

Do you talk whilst riding?
If you have no music.

I like to have conversations with myself and practice my regional accents.

>>15066117
Still better than a CuckExtreme500.

>>15065975
Date of sale.
Now the bad part is that the price of bike according to insurance depends mostly on model year. If you buy 2016 and an identical 2013 bike now and total it on the dealer lot, or try to resell it used, 2013 will be hella lot less.

>>15066168
USA licence is not recognized in Europe as you get your license from a corn flakes box.

>>15066176
I sing. No one can hear me but myself, so I sing.
I also sing in the shower.

>>15066176
Sometimes I sing but I'm usually too busy calling everyone a cunt.

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>>15066176
No because I'm not crazy

>>15066176
yes I talk when something interesting happens or if someone cuts me off

>>15066164
Wheels not aligned properly?

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>tfw you'll never be a monkey

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What motorcycles do police in your area ride /dbt/? What do you think they should ride?
I'm in Victoria, Australia, police normally ride six-cylinder BMWs, as this article says they've just bought some Husqy sumos. Personally I think they'd be perfect for urban areas and would look awesome in a movie chase scene.
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/victoria-police-motorcycle-blitz-to-target-rogue-riders-after-horror-year-for-accidents/news-story/2250a28026cf949afda4eab8fe66eaa3

am I too weak for motorcycle?
>height 5' 7"
>100lb
I was talking to my friend's dad today about motorcycle and he mentioned I should start on a 50cc bike first

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>>15066218
Vancouver.
Most police cars are Dodge Chargers
Most cop bikes are on Harleys
The police department has more money than it knows how to spend properly

>>15066233
post boipuccy or gtfo

>>15066164
My vstrom did that 2

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>>15066185
He sold it hes nobike, thats why you got to tell him to fuck every time he post.

>>15066218
Visably marked FJR1300's
A unmarked busa and concours.

>>15066245
I'm afraid you will stab your eyes out

>>15066257
DL1000?

The rear sprocket is actually misaligned and needs new custom spacers put on to move wheel to the left by 3mm.

Its a good bike but suzuki really fucked up a few things on it.

>>15066233
>I was talking to my friend's dad today about motorcycle and he mentioned I should start on a 50cc bike first
Your friend's Dad knows how to banter.
Just buy something lightweight that you can flat-foot.

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>>15066234
>>15066218
They got squid cops in brazil on r1s

>tfw convinced friend to get a baiku
>We went to the dealer and he got a Cspec Bolt
>Had to ride it back because he doesn't have a license
>Finally have a riding buddy as of tomorrow when he gets his permit

>>15066279
ya he is a pretty funny guy. I haven't tried anything yet, guess I'll wait till my MSF course then I'll know where my strength is

>>15066282
That's pretty intense, R1s would probably be terrible cop bikes I imagine.

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>>15065914
Certainly not with boring footage of doing nothing.

>>15065803
I slammed on my balls and cussed out my coworker for trying to talk to me while I died.

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>>15066027
Touring on a cruiser you say

>>15066301
Jungle people for the amazons engage in high speed chases all the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33BTSnQFuz0

>>15066234
>So cal
>Cops are on BMWs

Out of the big four, which company is being least dickish to USA market?

>>15066306
Filtered ;)

>>15066297
What you can purchase will also depend on where you live. CB250s are pretty universal, lightweight, comfortable, cheap and capable of highway speeds. A CB400 will give you a nice bit more power, torque and style.

>>15066303
lucky when u stood it up and went into the other lane that there was no one there to greet you

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>>15066320
Roger that

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>>15066319
what does that even mean?

daily reminder that honda a shit

>>15066330
Typical offense is making a good bike and not selling it in US.

Kuck kat

>>15066319
>HARLEY

>>15066330
>>15066340
Or that time a shit tried to sell a 100 HP "motogp" bike.

I just had a cylist in full tight pants try to jump me
>Punches me
>leather clad, slav looking, moderately muscular 190something
I don't know what he was expecting, nor what flabbergasted him that much

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>>15066340
The average american exceeds the weight limit for most bikes so they have to make special heavy duty models for usa market.

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>>15066233
50cc is great if you can ride them without a real license in your jurisdiction.

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>>15066325
not me, that's this guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwPKlILPLI

>>15066340
>honda
>cb400SF not sold in the USA

>yamaha
>MT-10 not being sold in the USA

>kawasaki
>W800 not sold in the USA

>suzuki
>GSR400 "feel sports" not sold in the USA.

I guess you just pick which of these you don't like the most and that's who's dicking you the least.

I would say yamaha is dicking the most though, they never bother doing good tunes for their bikes to meet US emissions, both this R1 and the last one make HEAPS less power in the USA than in europ

same with the Gen 4 zx-10r too.

>>15066352
Sucks to live in a 3rd world country.
Stay hungry nigger

>>15066356
>meet US emissions, both this R1 and the last one make HEAPS less power in the USA than in europ

I hope you are enjoying those freedoms ;^)

>>15066360
USA is 3rd world.
Stay obese and die early.

>>15066322
>>15066355
I live in CA, so I still need a license to ride a 50cc bike. I'm aiming for a cheap ninja 250s, ones with those flat headlights.

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>>15066363
I'm australian

>>15066233
height is perfect, I'd put on some weight though jesus.

>dani pedrosa
>5'1
>112 lbs
>bitch slaps motoGP bikes

>>15066363
Stay jelly nigger ;)

>>15066367
>being this butthurt and ignorant
Stay pleb nigger

>>15066373
I will while I ride my more powerful R1.

Stay cucked.

>>15066356
dat w800

my soul hurts

>>15066297
When you take MSF course, occupy the rebel.

>>15066380
>damage control intensifies
Whatever helps you sleep at night bby

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>>15066381
would have sold pretty well with them hipster fags too

>>15066389
Maybe if xsr sells well, they will. No they won't.

>>15066372
I'm searching ways to increase my weight
>took out the scale
>103.8lb

>>15066389
put some faggy ass cafe handle bars and that would be a really nice bike

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>>15066396
we're on the tail end of the trend now anyway, it's tapering off.

I think 80s sportsbikes are going to get it in the neck from the nu-male motorcycle blender next if those atrocious "icon customs" are anything to go off.

All dese poor slingshots and katanas will be mutilated in due time.

>>15066379
You are ignorant if you haven't seen USA slowly degrade into 3rd world status.

VOTE TRUMP

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>15066201
this

>>15066409
Keep memeing nigger. It shows how jelly you are :)

>>15066386
>gets BTFO
>better claim damage control

Every fucking time.

>>15066413
>>15066413
Shhhh. No need to suck the niggers cock on 4chan friend

>>15066176
yeah I'm singing usually.

Recently been screaming out JCS while I'm stuck in boring traffic or slabbing.

https://youtu.be/cLEPj1XS3v4?t=144

ahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>15066406
Should I buy a 600 totally-not-a-real katana?

>>15066295
Dude, same. I'm pretty excited. My buddy just got the Ninja 300 ME, but he bitched out and had it delivered for $50. Didn't want me to ride it back for him because he wanted to be the first one to ride it.

>>15066423
No. Ninja 250 or you'll die

>>15066412
Stay ignorant while slums like Detroit become more common.

>>15066459
You must really love America if you care that much.
Nobody even worries about your mudslime infested "country"

>>15066312
That video was fucking intense, props to Brazilian cops, they know how to ride.
0/10 for that horrible MTV style music loop though, it needs a 70's Hollywood chase-scene track.

>>15066474
I am American you retard. You are part of the problem.

Vote trump or live in a dump.

>>15066488
>part of the problem
>has no idea who I am
Yup. Ya got me nigger

i use rotella t5 blend 10w30 but my oils low. can i put some conventional 10w30 in there? ok to mix these?

>>15066498
Have you tried the harley brand? It's the best

>>15066460
Fuck off with your shit memes faggot

>>15066556
Post chickenstrips before you talk shit nobike

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>>15066556

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Had to speed the BMW rider up by 400%

>>15066570
>ewan_mcgregor.webm

>On the freeway, seems wet out
>Going about 80mph
>Come to a long turn before a bridge
>Hit a small tar patch up
>Slide 2 feet to the right before gaining traction back
Why the hell don't they patch it up with something that won't get slippery at the slightest hint of moisture on a high speed road?

>>15066592
Because if you're speeding in the rain you deserve to crash and die

>>15066598
It wasn't even raining. It was a bit misty out at most. The roads weren't very wet at all. Just enough that you could see a small dampness in the very center of the road that I was avoiding.

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>niggers

>>15066609
Lesson learned. Be a better rider instead of crying on the Internet about it

>>15066570
Dumbshit doesn't know to put it in enduro pro mode.

>>15066498
>>15066498
>>15066498

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Sup niggers. You poor faggots jealous of my sweet custom hog.

>>15066629
no

>>15066614
thank god i am not an americuck

>>15066629
Yes

>>15066635
Went would you admit to being inferior mudslime?
Niggers are secured nicely in nigger areas. Kinda like a zoo

>>15066646
Why*

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>>15066646
>he thinks i am a yurocuck

kek

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>>15066646
> zoo
funny way to spell "the white house"

>>15066661
If Australian you should lie. That's even worse. That's pretty much a a mudslime.

>>15066630
"no"

>>15066668
Jelly a nigger is far more accomplished than you'll ever hope to be? Stay mad faggot

>>15066673
Sure thing poorfag

>>15066671
Why lie about living in the best country in the world (according to the oecd)?

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We post old /dbt/ memes.

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>>15066704
You niggers really are as dumb as the rest of the world thinks aren't you

>>15066706
Post your chickenstrips. Those are def a joke

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WHY IS DBT FULL OF SO MANY FAGGOTS WHO DON'T RIDE REAL BIKES

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>>15066720
BUNCH OF FILTHY POOR NIGGERS AND KIDS ON DIRTBIKES

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STEP UR GAME UP NIGGERS

>>15066164
maybe your tires arent properly true'd

>>15066744
Maybe you have no idea what the fuck your talking about faggot

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>>15066706

>murricucks shitting up the dbt again

>>15066761
Yes they are all awake in the middle of the night.

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>>15066761
>not realizing I'm a bong

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Afternoon dbt, i miss anything exciting?

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>>15066775
Nope. Just sitting up the thread m8

>>15064638
Where are you at? I'm in New England

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>>15066761
>03:46
>>15066766
>04:30
>>15066773
>05:52

damn i always get on dbt when its dead.

wake up faggots, time for shitposting

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>>15066792
It's ok brother

>>15066495
you're the hacker known as "4chan"

>>15066792
Do I have to? I'm not even in the shitposting mood.

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>>15066614
hampton roads has a high amount of bike theft..for some reason

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>>15066804
You know it brother

>>15066813
No idea. Never been. Just a random pic I found and used for shitposting.

>>15066032
>>15066032
>>15066032
suh dude
https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/4jjjpi/cecilia_my_cbr600_was_hit_by_an_suv_and_died_this/

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>>15066814
lemme join your gang brother, I can only do 80mph

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>>15066800
so it is one of those days?

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>>15066827
Only if you ride a real hog and can handle 3 guys in the same hole

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>>15066829
Yes brother

>>15066833
>>15066836
repect brother, 1%er over here brother

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>>15066836
so post cb400 pics?

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>>15066843
That's right brother! Fuck the pussy 99% riders who enjoy themselves and ain't real sons of anarchy

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>>15066845
Please do. I enjoy your pics...brother

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>>15066829
Do you take new photos every day? I lurk enough to recognise you but every photo you post seems to always be slightly different
Also posting more red Hondas because nothing beats them

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>>15066861
Post a real bike brother

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>>15066857
ok m80, i have some harley pics in here somewhere ill post them at some point.

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>>15066869
No need. I'm trolling through a fb page called harley Davidson singles. This place is a cringe goldmine

The attention whoring is spectacular

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>>15066866
Nah I'm good famalamadingdong, this baiku I found in the wild at work once

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>>15066861
nah, i might take 10-20 pics when i do go for a ride though and i do take new pics in the same places, i have a good 50 pics at this dam.
no terrorism i swear.

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>>15066877
Should of left a sticky note asking why he killed her

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>>15066876
>no need
you are forgetting about the need to shitpost until dbt wakes up

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>>15066892
True enough. But carry on the good fight.
I'm out for now

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I hate all you fags, i hope you fags get raped by tyrones and die of aids.

Exept for
angry anon
Cc81something

Harley anon
Rebel anon
Drop anon
Nighthawk 250 anon
Wr anon
cb650f anon
Fireblade anon
Copycat harley anon
Marauder anon
Balerares anon with cb250
Cbr250 anon
Strayan cbr1000 anon
Wings anon
Across anon
Bmw gs anon
Buell anons

Moffman
Nighthawk anon
cb400f italian anon
still no grom anon
sv650 white anon
mv agusta anon
braid
cum tribute anon
Dr350 anon
gramps the peadophile
aprilia anon
ohiostorm
cactus
fkg
german Katana Anon
banana ninja homo
blue sv650 anon
SR250 anon
Triumph Daytona anon
cb1100 anon

The Holy list repels the Skid demon.

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>>15066892
I'll leave you with one more winner before I roll out.
No wonder dbt laughs at cruiser riders.

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>TFW at the dmv
>Getting papers for my a2 test

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>>15066903
>>15066916
bye anon, remember to only use your powers for good.
>>15066920
wr anton?

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how was ur weekend dbt?
>friday the 13
>avoided skid demons

>drain battery by mistake 2 weeks ago
>fill battery up with water
>charge it
>think it's fucked but I manage to use it for a while
>today bike doesn't start
>spark missing from one plug
>cut a bit the cable to the coil
>spark is back
>still doesn't start

It's the battery isn't it?

>>15066934
Those old school batteries suck dick get a sealead agm one m8.

>>15066931
>>15066931
Yeah avoided the skid demon thanks tho the holy list m8.

>>15066940
If you drain completely a gel battery you gotta throw it away just the same mane

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Hey /dbt/
So a few weeks ago I got my first bike, and I like it. I'm not the best rider ever but I have fun on it. However, it's pretty dinged up cosmetically, and I'm not sure how to approach it. One of the handles on the back is broken off (Can epoxy that back on), a bolt is missing for the windscreen so it's out of alignment, there's some paint scratches along the front fairing, the engine clutch cover is scratched up and the outside piece of the front fairing is a bit out of alignment with the inside piece. How would I even approach most of this? I know to sand down and repaint the scratched up parts but what about things like the missing bolt and the weirdly aligned front fairing? Idk where to begin on that shit

>>15066956
try putting bolts where they should go

>>15066953
No m8, you can charge it, i had a yuasa ytz10 for one 1 year unused in my garage and still fired up when i installed on another bike.

>>15066956
Just buy a new handle or remove them.

>>15066977
By handle I mean like the cargo racks along the back. The entire left one was broken off, but I can epoxy that back on, sand the excess down and paint over it. It's mostly the out of alignment front that worries me. The bolts are all there and in the right place but the pieces still don't line up properly, even if I take them apart and reset them.

>>15066931
worked 12 hours on saturday and sunday.
working again all week this week. only 1 more month and seasons over..

What's a good value to be had in the 3k-4k USD range?

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>>15066986
>>15066995
Busa

>>15066995
300 $10 hookers

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>>15066993
riding season you mean? that sucks, what do you do when you can't ride for a few months? i nearly went crazy the week i was in between bikes.

>>15066925
'Prilia

>>15066965
Well looks like they don't make them for my model.

>>15067013
Nah riding season never ends when you have a dirt bike and a road bike, the farming season so i won't be working for a month or two

>>15066850
nasty ass old used up harley molls

>>15066876
I'd bang her all night, I love fat grannies.

>>15067071
The old ones lose any tightness they might have had when you first stick it in after maybe 3 pushes m80.
its like sticking your dick between two bits of steak and hoping for the best.

>>15067081
So how do you know this?

>>15067083
ive fucked a few milfs obviously

if a bike is properly maintained, how old is too old and how many miles is too many if that's a thing?

>>15067018
>>15067018
Just buy the biggets one you can fit on your bike for example the ytx14 is yb12h12, as long as it has the cca it will work.

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>>15067113
depends on so many variables it's basically not worth discussing without knowing something about the bikes you're looking at.

>>15067088
You fuck used up milfs

>>15066886
My bike is newer than that

>>15067149
Any hole is a goal m80

>>15066485

you autismal cunt the music is from GTA 4 and it's GOAT

>>15066775
What pressure are you running dat pp3 mayne?

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bikes though, right?

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>>15067174

>>15065784
>>15065830
How much did that seat costs you?
I'm looking to replace mine, as I get a sore rear end after 1 hour with the old stock one.

>>15067163
Where do you think gta4 got its music from....?

>>15067173
36psi rear, 38psi front

>>15067189

not mtv u fgt

>>15066666

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>>15067195
Why the higher pressure in the front?

All recommendations I've seen have it higher in the rear.

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>>15067210
his 400lbs belly is putting pressure on the front wheel

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>>15067210
To help stop the rear wheel from rising under heavy braking, same reason i have a 160/60-17 rear with a 120/65-17 front
>>15067237
Yes.

>>15067210
smaller tire has less surface area and less volume to support that

>>15067255
I'd fuck that scout

>>15065802
DAT tight ass packaging, damn i love having one driven wheel and no worries but 13k fuel cut

>>15066850
>>15067054
i'd hit them

>>15066164
loss of traction on the front wheel?
when you move back your weight to the back of the bike

>>15067416
I bet nobody fucking cares what you think

>>15066164
damn those eurocuck roads suck ehy

>>15066915
Fuck yes I'm on the list!
Safety from the Skid Demon guaranteed.

>>15067423
Before or after they put their dicks in you?

>>15066201
yep
that's the way to do it

>>15066218
BMW R1200RT, Honda ST1100 Pan-European, and Yamaha FJR1300.

And my local department just bought few yamahas tenere

>>15067431
Let's play "how to sounds like I suck the most nigger cocks on the planet"
You sir have the all time high score right now

>>15067432
well since i am not gay i would make sure they are biologically females. i got a thing for old lot lizards, so yeah --- plus the one on the right got an ass

>>15067260
The kids running away should be black.

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>>15067439
>since i am not gay

lame

>>15067439
You just proved you're a faggot by trying to convince a person you've never met thay you don't suck dicks. Which obviously you are guilty of. Faggot

>>15067440
Or niggers beating up the white kid while he apologizes for what other people did over 200 years ago.

>>15066931
friday the 13 -> got a job

>>15067445
i am telling you man older women are so fucking easy to seduce. i fucked this old jewish cougar out in riverside. i seriously just grabbed her ass once and that was enough for her to flirt with me off in on. i once called her and she invited me to her place in Beaumont. long story short i fucked her probably 30 times total.

>>15067448
well i was once horny and stupid enough to be blown by a tranny off criagslist. so i guess i have had a little gay tendency but not on purpose.

>>15067457
And this will be filed under "Things that never happened"
Thanks kids

>>15067459
I appreciate your honesty fellow 4chinnian. Was it at least a convincing tranny? And at what point did you realize the trap had been sprung?

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>>15066218

My county's ems unit got new BMW 650-GS' a few days ago.

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>>15067470
>dem chicken strips
maybe if she wore some gear she wouldnt be so afraid of leaning the bike over

>>15067437
English is your second language isn't it?

>>15067462
it did though

>>15067466
no it was a nigger tranny, after the alcohol wore off... while he was blowing me i kind of sunk into realization. and started to question the fucker. i told him if he was a tranny i would kick his ass, then i later found out that fuck would post in craiglist under t4m and w4m and trap unsuspecting men. this fucking asshole threatened to tell the police i tried to rape her

>>15067476
make a new thread so you have somewhere to spam you fagget

>>15067478
Vagina is not your sexual preference is it?

>>15067484
thats what your mum said to me last night

>>15067475
>mentioning chicken strips.
This is the first sign of being a newfag

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>>15067483
No, I usually only like to fuck up the end of threads.

>>15067489
>right before she pegged me

>>15067479
Never relax around a black

>>15067482
>tfw i will never wiggle my little dick in front of her

;_;

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>>15067492
yeah then i fukted ur dad