Clarkson

Weakest troll ever. Try harder.

>>15063040
I'm not trolling.

>>15063040
Hey, those cars are fun as fuck to drive.

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>>15063160
I did a donut drift in one and drifted out of it and sped off. Never before have I felt so alive.

S2000

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>>15063036
>>15063229

That's a real cute 4 banger.
Shame it couldn't break 200 at the wheels.
Step aside and let the real men shitpost, Faggot.

>>15063236
Neither could that

>>15063229

Looks just like the 2005 I used to own, minus the faggy tow hook, the red badge, and the stick-on front lip.

>>15063236
>Z4

At least post a Boxster/Cayman for fuck's sake

>>15063229

>tow hook

lmao

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>>15064438
>>Z4
>At least post a Boxster/Cayman for fuck's sake
Cum on, step it up.

>>15064533
>starts at $72k
That's Cayman GTS money, and I guarantee the AMG is a pig compared to the GTS

>>15063236

-2/10, piss poor attempt. Lurk moar, newfag.

>>15064704
The Cayman is ugly and will always leave that bad taste of not being a 911 in your mouth. If by pig you mean the extra 180 kg
Cayman GTS
>235 HP/ton
SLK 55 AMG
>259 HP/ton

>>15064788
>burnout machine

And the higher end Caymans are now faster than 911s
>caring this much about image and not the fact that you're driving one of the best mid-engine sports cars ever made

>>15064829
>Caymans are now faster than 911s
>caring this much about image
I don't frequent /o/ all that much, thanks for reminding me why.

>>15064869
Because you have no clue about cars?

Even back in the day it was piss easy to swap a 911 engine from the same generation into a Boxster and make a faster car, it's literally bolts right in

>>15064887
I still don't know what point you're trying to make. A smaller and lighter car with the same engine is quicker? No shit Sherlock.

As an automotive engineer even popular engine swaps already make me chuckle. But swapping a 911 engine into a boxster? Have you ever even sat in a Porsche?

>>15064957
Yes

>>15064957
>claims he's an automotive engineer
>has no idea about Porsche engines

>>15064990
>implying implications
In which PS4 game did you swap Porsche engines?

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>>15065016
http://www.pelicanparts.com/techarticles/Boxster_Tech/11-ENGINE-911_Engine_Swap/11-ENGINE-911_Engine_Swap.htm
These guys make the job seem harder and more expensive than it actually is

And RUF made a car called the 3400S which was essentially a 986 Boxster with a 3.4l engine from the 996 911

TL;DR you're an idiot

boy this thread went to hell

>>15065051
Wait, are we talking about it being possible or it making practical sense? There's also that dude who put an LS2 into a GT86.

But back to the point, shall we?
>Caymans are now faster than 911s
This is true because you can swap larger 911 engines into them? Are you sure you know which one of us is the idiot?

>>15065145
Porsche uses the Carrera S engine in the Cayman GT4, so it's both possible and makes practical sense

>>15063236
>not posting an M Roadster
bro...

>>15065163
M8, I'm going to bed now. If I want a Cayman or Boxster with a 911 engine I get a GT4 or 981 Spyder. I'd still rather have a 911 with a 911 engine.

>>15065268
So you'd rather have a heavier and slower car with the engine in the wrong place?

>>15065302
>55 kg heavier
>.1 s slower from 0 to 100
>9 km/h lower top speed
>2 s slower on the Nordschleife
Yes, I think I'd take the Porsche with the engine in the wrong place.

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>>15063236

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Everyone in this thread has been wrong.

>>15063036
How long ago did he say that? Because he currently says it's the Toybaru.

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>>15065539
This. I'd lake to see a Miata carry the same pace through a high speed sweeper as a 944 or even a 928 is capable of.

>>15065539
My buddy just bought a 1989 944 2.7L, we're going to put it through its paces pretty soon. Seems to have formidable handling so far.

>>15063236
Z3 > Z4

Seating position, weight, aesthetics

>>15069207
I grew up in the back seat of a 1988 944S, bloody wonderful cars. I still hate my dad for selling it to buy a fucking vauxhall frontierer

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Is this the roadster shitposting thread?

>>15069834
>roadster
that thing is too heavy to be a roadster

>>15069858
OH YEAH 3000 POUNDS, SO HEAVEY
AMIRIGHT GUISE

>>15069975
>3071 lbs
two door two seater convertibles should weigh no more than 2800 lbs

>>15069834

Nice Opel. Is it reliable though? I like the looks and as a german I also like Opel. They aren't too expensive, but GM doesn't have the best reputation.

>>15065394
>worse in every single way
>still more expensive
911 cucks truly are some of the greatest posers

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>>15070402
Everything I've seen says it's a total POS, which is a shame because they handle well and are fucking gorgeous IMO.

>>15063036
Hammond? May. Bad luck.

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>>15070776
Obviously you have no clue what you are talking about. The Ecotec engines are extremely reliable.

>>15070843
A car is more than an engine.
How has your car been, though?
It looks real nice, by the way.

>>15064781
Summer sure is early.

>>15063236
>shame it couldn't break 200 at the wheels
>s2k has 237HP stock
What.

>All these implied cool carts.
>None even could approach 250ps without forced induction.
>They all break apart if you step on it

Theres a reason why the s2000 is legendary

>>15070869
The white one isn't mine, but my car has been really reliable. Other than replace a sensors that went bad its been good. The turbo bearing did fail right after I got it at 40k miles, but I seem to be and outlier on that situation, as I haven't seen any other reports of a similar problem in the 2+ years I have frequented the car specific forum.

>>15070903
Someone posted their AP2 dyno the other day and it was 198 at the wheels

>>15063036
i agree with this but really wish there was more built so they were cheaper and easy to attain i would say the miata is better because more people can experience driving pleasure

>>15070962
>cheaper and easier to obtain
Dude they start at 9-10k
Get a real job

>>15070903
>what are drivetrain losses

>>15071036
Maybe for a salvage car riced to shit

>>15071170
A friend of mine got his stock ap1 for 9k 5 years ago and it had 90k miles on it.
I'd sell my 04 for 11-12k once I find the right replacement.

>>15063229
Ive done this in my Silverado Z71 faggot. Its not hard to do.

>>15071266
>5 years ago
That's why

This is how it is. It's how it is.
Chorus

Baby I wanna convertible you. I wanna convertible you to see your boos. Your boos boos boos.


This is how it is. Take t down so u can fizz. And I can fizz to